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Dec 11, 2007 18:52:09 GMT
Post by Olgrligm on Dec 11, 2007 18:52:09 GMT
Why do computer folk celebrate hallowe'en on Christmas day?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
300 points if you get it.
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Dec 11, 2007 22:08:15 GMT
Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 11, 2007 22:08:15 GMT
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Dec 11, 2007 22:14:42 GMT
Post by algor on Dec 11, 2007 22:14:42 GMT
What do I win with 300 Points? ;D
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Dec 11, 2007 22:26:49 GMT
Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 11, 2007 22:26:49 GMT
You win a free read of my joke.
If it's not funny then tough - what do you expect for 300 points.
A man walks past a fruit and veg. shop and sees a sign saying peaches for £10, he goes inside and asks the bloke whose serving why the peaches are so expensive. The bloke says, they taste just like a woman's pussy. "I'll have one" says the man. As he bites in he immediately spits it out, and says "that tastes like shit", the bloke says, "you have to turn it around a bit".
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Dec 11, 2007 22:30:48 GMT
Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 11, 2007 22:30:48 GMT
Still don't understand what MysticalD is on about. Is it something to do with binary or am I just being thick?
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Dec 11, 2007 22:48:09 GMT
Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Dec 11, 2007 22:48:09 GMT
It's Oct(al) and Dec(imal).
Octal (base 8) uses the digits 0 to 7 and decimal (base 10) uses 0 to 9. Octal 31 is the same as decimal 25.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Dec 11, 2007 22:54:48 GMT
Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 11, 2007 22:54:48 GMT
I makes sense now. Thanks.
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Dec 12, 2007 0:21:45 GMT
Post by realstokebloke on Dec 12, 2007 0:21:45 GMT
I makes sense now. Thanks. It does?
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