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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Dec 14, 2005 12:31:10 GMT
Hi folks!
How u all doin? Anyone dropped anchor in Poo bay recently?
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Post by upthefootball on Dec 14, 2005 13:26:18 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 14, 2005 15:42:40 GMT
It's threads like this that make this temp. board feel like home.
Only tried it once and it was her idea! enjoyed it but I prefer potting the pink instead of the brown.
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Dec 15, 2005 8:39:06 GMT
If you think about it, Rivals are shafting us in a sense, dirty anal dwelling butt monkeys! If the MB isnt back up soon i'll top myself.
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Post by ilforddave on Dec 4, 2007 12:45:55 GMT
quick someone go save the real thread into a word doc before its cast into the cyber waste bin by rivals
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Post by bettyswallocks on Dec 4, 2007 21:12:50 GMT
[glow=red,2,300][/glow]http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=944&p=16&style=2&forumId=3276&action=1&replytoid=533588627 Brown wings link for old site, works too
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Post by krazy on Dec 4, 2007 21:18:53 GMT
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Post by myleftboot on Oct 3, 2008 16:59:20 GMT
Balls deep our kid the other night. The fart after shook the windows ;D
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Post by swampySCFC on Oct 3, 2008 18:22:01 GMT
Many times but not recently. I saw some vids of women who do it regular like and they have to wear tammys in the old poop passage
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Post by daverichards on Oct 3, 2008 19:53:47 GMT
sadly the old thread appears to have died a death. I had such a giggle reading some of your confessions on there. so come on boys get this one from 2005 rolling properly and so has my copy of it, i had cut n pasted it onto a notepad file, but it was on the old 'puter which died a death |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Oct 3, 2008 20:16:15 GMT
Never partaken myself, but a flatmate last year was dogging his missus, slipped out and rammed it up the old starfish (accidentally, of course). Anyway the scream woke us all up, and apparently she was practically scrabbling up the wall... Hence why she's become known as "the gecko".
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Post by daverichards on Oct 3, 2008 20:17:35 GMT
sounds like he needs to use more alcohol next time , or a little lube ;D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2008 21:19:29 GMT
I fingered the ex's ass recently.
She didn't like it.
Bitch.
She like it less when I started fingering my own.
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Post by myleftboot on Oct 6, 2008 10:51:49 GMT
I met this woman from Crewe a few months back who loved me sticking my thumb up there and hooking it while doing her from behind. Must say that struck me as strange as well ;D
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Post by Ghostface on Oct 6, 2008 10:58:41 GMT
A few years back at uni, I went to a house party. Anyway, to cut a long story short its 3 in the morning, I'm in someone's back garden, blind drunk, up a rather attractive Cov birds wrong un. Best house party I've been to in years....
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Post by swampySCFC on Oct 6, 2008 19:44:50 GMT
I met this woman from Crewe a few months back who loved me sticking my thumb up there and hooking it while doing her from behind. Must say that struck me as strange as well ;D have you got her number ;D ;D  |
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Post by vote for pedro on Oct 6, 2008 20:03:09 GMT
my wife's nickname was the gecko when we tried it.
If i ever raise the subject now she offers to stick a cucumber in my ring and says see how i'd like it.
I'm quite flattered that she compares me to such a fantastic vegetable ;D
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Oct 9, 2008 20:08:55 GMT
I did attempt to get my brown wings using my hands last year Went me girlfriends mates 18th party and we both got really pissed up. So we went back mine and she was on top and I decided to attempt to finger her up the arse. Just as I got to the magical brown back door, she grabbed my wrist, stopped shagging me and shouted.. "I aren't that fucking drunk you dirty bastard!" I was well disappointed.. she did decide to carry on shagging me and finished off with a blowy so it made everything smashing again ;D  |
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Post by banburypotter on Oct 9, 2008 21:37:54 GMT
a few years ago a mate of mine was at a uni fancy dress house party, he had dressed as a bird, and was in the back garden at 3am on all fours throwing his guts up, when all of a sudden some bastard took him up the wrong un, proclaiming his love for the cov accent. he's never been the same since  |
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Post by Ghostface on Oct 9, 2008 21:44:40 GMT
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Post by Cast no shadow on Jan 19, 2009 13:07:42 GMT
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Post by lew86 on Jan 19, 2009 14:03:57 GMT
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Post by stokie25 on Mar 24, 2009 21:39:52 GMT
bugger i should have remembered this was here...i bought it to the top out of boredom ;D bugger being an appropriate choice of words, becks ;D |
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Post by cantspellwontspell on Mar 24, 2009 21:41:49 GMT
this ones the better one
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Post by buxtop on Mar 24, 2009 21:43:47 GMT
This is the oldest one I could find!
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Post by rhodesy on Mar 24, 2009 21:44:10 GMT
bugger i should have remembered this was here...i bought it to the top out of boredom ;D bugger being an appropriate choice of words, becks ;D |
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Post by Beardy200 on Mar 24, 2009 21:48:34 GMT
A few years back at uni, I went to a house party. Anyway, to cut a long story short its 3 in the morning, I'm in someone's back garden, blind drunk, up a rather attractive Cov birds wrong un. Best house party I've been to in years.... a few years ago a mate of mine was at a uni fancy dress house party, he had dressed as a bird, and was in the back garden at 3am on all fours throwing his guts up, when all of a sudden some bastard took him up the wrong un, proclaiming his love for the cov accent. he's never been the same since ;D ;D ;D Haha That's Brilliant! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by buxtop on Mar 24, 2009 21:54:49 GMT
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 22/11 15:47 Email this Message | Reply
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now!!!
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 22/11 15:50 Email this Message | Reply
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Well Loonster, Mr (whack it in to the taters) Sausage, gotta go home now for takeaway n beers,let some other stokies have the chance to post some "shitt" on this thread, have a good nite. Gooooooarrrrrrnnnnnn Stoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rivo4england Posted on 22/11 15:50 Email this Message | Reply
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Is this the best thread in the history of this board??
Fcuking awesome thread
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 22/11 15:51 Email this Message | Reply
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Loony, take the credit from Rivo!
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theloony1 Posted on 22/11 15:56 Email this Message | Reply
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The ton is up!!!
And here is a special bottom story, just for you BLS!!
A few years ago (when the Place used to be heaving on a Monday night) my mate had been up Hanley for a few shandy's. Upon leaving the establishment he got a rayt good tvvatting.
For some reason, only known to him he decided to catch a taxi to where i lived instead of going home.
Unfortunatley for him he had no idea what street i lived in. He was wandering around when a girl from the year below us at high school spotted him.
Now it would be an understatement to say that this bird would make you jizz in your pants if she merely looked at you.
Well, the lucky f\/cker got invited in to her house so she could tend to his wounds!!! Within minutes he was readily knocking the back out of her.
However, (as mentioned by Becki previously) he was over agressive in his thrusting action and slipped out of the pink and straight in to the brown.
What luck he thought as he was just on the vinegars!! To his amazement she merely moaned and told him to continue!!
The jammy f(_)cking basterd!!
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 22/11 15:58 Email this Message | Reply
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Thanks for that loon! gonna go out 2nite and get a beating, and keep my fingers crossed!!!!!Have a good one. Brian
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theloony1 Posted on 22/11 15:59 Email this Message | Reply
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Don't know about that Revo, but i knew it had potential when the first reply was from Alan Itsyn telling us that he loved giving it his lady up the fudge!!
F\/ck me, he was a definite candidate for gayest poster before that!!
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becki_19 Posted on 22/11 16:38 Email this Message | Reply
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Yes Loony1 brilliant thread and you reached the 100 mark!!!I dont know how the girl carried on when your mate did the same to her as my fiance did to me cuz ive never experienced pain like it but fair play to him!!!
GO ON STOKE!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you all enjoy the game tonight
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footballislife Posted on 22/11 17:07 Email this Message | Reply
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Not yet but i got loads of time n we have mentioned it....i have fingerd her up the rear tho didnt get any thin on the end of my fingers tho only wetness n a bit of girl fluid lol...
Andy
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Mr_DaftBurger Posted on 22/11 20:52 Email this Message | Reply
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It's funny when the bird says I think you've got the wrong hole and you reply no I fooking aven't
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 23/11 8:10 Email this Message | Reply
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Fuckkin hell we lost...............let's chat some more shitt!
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BeagriesTache Posted on 23/11 8:48 Email this Message | Reply
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I love the Becki_19 story..."My fiance was going at it like a trooper and shoved it in the wrong un by accident". I'm sure you're a lovely girl Becki and please no offence, but just a tad naive perhaps?! methinks twas no accident!
Or am I just judging him by my own low standards!
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theloony1 Posted on 23/11 12:46 Email this Message | Reply
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to the top for football is life
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 23/11 13:06 Email this Message | Reply
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Afternoon Loony! Ast thee got there Brown Wings? Still a no for me, gonna leave well alone, its wrong isnt it?!?!?!?
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chrisk Posted on 23/11 14:55 Email this Message
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It was the 1 year aniversery of my brown wings on Sunday. My Mrs agreed for my birthday last year - unfortunately never again she wasn't a fan!!!!! The memory will live on though.
Ha an x who would let me if she could stick 3 fingers up mine, there was no deal there at all!!
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 23/11 15:02 Email this Message
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Still a no for me!
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 24/11 9:57 Email this Message | Reply
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No, not yet, IT'S WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!
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superam Posted on 24/11 19:00 Email this Message | Reply
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Id love to try it just to see if its as good as normal sex but i still havent found a bird willing to give it a go! Although my ex was letting me slip the old finger up after a couple of years..
Have to stick to sheep hey!
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DAZEDSINCE73 Posted on 24/11 19:57 Email this Message | Reply
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Me and the ex were rather sozzled one night. We managed to roll into bed, foreplay was not on the cards, way to w4nkered for that. So with one drunken lunge I completely managed to miss my target and lunge tater deep into the tradesmans entrance, did not go down well to say the least
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ruts66 Posted on 24/11 20:24 Email this Message | Reply
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Strange how it's always "the ex", eh boys ?
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Trouserdog Posted on 24/11 23:54 Email this Message | Reply
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A few years ago I was having "a little trouble" with the rear end, and ended up visiting the doctors to get it checked out. I can still remember lying there, my pants round my ankles, knees tucked up to my chest, waiting for the doctor to start rummaging up my bum.
Let me tell you as that latex-glove clad finger entered my rectum, I have NEVER EVER felt pain like it. At a guess I'd say an average finger is three inches long and half-an-inch wide, well, either I have a very sensitive fudge-tunnel or my doctor is Pat Jennings, because it felt like someone was shoving a marrow up my a***.
In fact, despite screaming my head off I had to be brave enough to look over my shoulder just to check that it WAS only his finger.
Now, I'm certainly no Ron Jeremy, but I'm happy to say that my todger is a lot bigger than a doctor's middle digit. Therefore, i can only imagine the excrutiating pain that it would cause if shoved up a lady's coco-passage.
For this reason I have never even suggested that any bum-love takes place in the Trouserdog household. (I still go to the surgery twice a week for taht )
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 25/11 0:03 Email this Message | Reply
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Are you sure it wasn't his frozen sausage up your jacksy ?
Did you notice his hands waving in the air as the pain got greater ?
I too had to have my bunghole checked out and you are right. I'm sure the b/\stard stuck three up there.
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sut_the_cat Posted on 25/11 11:58 Email this Message | Reply
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Agree you guys,had a serious case of the farmer giles a few years back,evry time I went to the toilet it was like passing a herd of hedgehogs...the doctor examined me and I nearly hit the bloody roof never known pain like it....
Dont know how these gayers get on!
Yet some women seem to love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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pez_75 Posted on 25/11 12:09 Email this Message | Reply
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Trouserdog/Sausage - I am sure you have both passed logs of a girth far greater than that of your respective GP's fingers? Sort of renders your argument null and void.
Give her piece a bit of lubrication (I find spit works ok if you have nothing else to hand) and ease it in gently. You know you want to.
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Ruckuss86 Posted on 25/11 12:36 Email this Message | Reply
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I've heard of splitting the atom but this takes the P*ss
lol.
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Trouserdog Posted on 25/11 20:12 Email this Message | Reply
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"Trouserdog/Sausage - I am sure you have both passed logs of a girth far greater than that of your respective GP's fingers? Sort of renders your argument null and void."
Yes but if you tried forcing one of them back in again I would imagine it being rather less comfortable.
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quatro Posted on 25/11 20:22 Email this Message
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How do you know?
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Milll Posted on 25/11 20:47 Email this Message
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I had a fling with a bird who loved it, I also became happy for her to finger and kiss my brown eye.
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 28/11 13:38 Email this Message
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Any buuurrrdddss get a bummin at the weekend?
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theloony1 Posted on 28/11 14:36 Email this Message
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Ditto Milll
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 28/11 15:50 Email this Message
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quatro says "How do you know?"
Because /\rses were designed for things to come OUT of and not to go INTO.
F/\nnies were designed to be a two way street. /\rsehole are strictly ONE WAY.
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Ruckuss86 Posted on 28/11 15:53 Email this Message
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P**ser
Here we go again lol.
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Stokie_Gav Posted on 28/11 17:01 Email this Message
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Lets take this a step further
HAS ANY ONE EVER DONE ANY RIMMING?
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Ruckuss86 Posted on 28/11 17:04 Email this Message
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No chance.
More chance of santa coming down my chimney and emptying his sack on my matress.
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LilMiss_Speculation Posted on 28/11 17:38 Email this Message
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Intriguing as this thread is I can't believe why any of you would want to share your sex lives (or lack of) with a public message board.
after all lads remember those who are boasting abnout it...aren't gettig it
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Ruckuss86 Posted on 28/11 17:40 Email this Message
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Boast or no Bost Miss I still aren't getting it lol.
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stokie_timmis Posted on 28/11 20:30 Email this Message
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i chuckle everytime i see this thread pop up.
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 28/11 22:55 Email this Message
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Some bloke was on the radio sayin how he'd got E Coli from rimming his girlfriend and had ended up very ill in hospital because of it.
Can't see what pleasure could possibly be gained from either the giving or receiving of a tongue up your /\rsehole ....
I'd just twitch and follow through immediately I'm sure of that.
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theloony1 Posted on 29/11 11:29 Email this Message
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Rimming eh?? How the post diversifies!!
Pissed one Friday I let the missus have a play with the starfish, and suffice to say I felt like I was going to shyte myself!!
However, the day after she went to work and was standing there biting her nails when she heaved - i think i must have left her a little present under her nails, dirty mare must not have washed her hands!
Since than i don't mind a bit of a tickle but insertion is a no-no!
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ruts66 Posted on 29/11 11:37 Email this Message
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For me, nothing goes near the old tea towel holder.
It's a vindaloo chute, pure and simple !!!
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 29/11 12:52 Email this Message
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In the event of an anal assault, has anyone ever heard of someone getting "stuck" in the ring?
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 29/11 13:15 Email this Message
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Rutts66 totally agree with you there. Every /\rsehole should have a NO ENTRY sign on it just to remind people that it is a sh'tter.
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 29/11 13:33 Email this Message
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My mate did a very fat bird in a field whilst she still had a tampon inside her.
She was a f\/cking minger ... Even had jam jar specs but by 11pm with him it's watch out Scotsman in a kilt.
He said she stank of stale p'ss too and that her knickers were all crusty when he got his hand inside em.
Makes you wanna hurl don't it ?
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 29/11 14:08 Email this Message
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Saus, ur mate should have removed those knickers with warm water and a spatula, bagged em, and sent em to forensics b4 he dipped his wick,......ummmmm, crab paste!
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joestokes Posted on 29/11 14:15 Email this Message | Reply
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sweetcorn dick
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The_Gin_Soaked_Boy Posted on 29/11 15:05 Email this Message | Reply
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A relevant entry from Roger's Profanisaurus.............
Irish n.
1. Heterosexual anal sex, supposedly as a means of contraception. Compare Vatican roulette. 2. rhym slang 'Irish jig - wig'
Link : Roger's Profanisaurus
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boothen_boy Posted on 29/11 19:16 Email this Message | Reply
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this has to be the best thread ive ever read on here keep it up lads and ladys
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Mr_DaftBurger Posted on 29/11 19:21 Email this Message | Reply
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Brian
'In the event of an anal assault, has anyone ever heard of someone getting "stuck" in the ring?'
I've heard of 'Brown girl in the ring' is that about analisation*
*could be a made up word!
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DaveLavin Posted on 29/11 19:29 Email this Message | Reply
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This is the funniest thread EVER put on here. I just read about the woman biting her fingernails and spat half my club sandwich all over a contract document I was reviewing before lunch. F @cking stains all over it now and it's the original!
Wonder if anyone will notice when I hand it back?
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stokie_timmis Posted on 29/11 20:41 Email this Message | Reply
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ass to mouth is by far the best way vmiolate a lass.
just remember what you've done to her when she tries to kiss you goodnight.
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Warr_potter Posted on 29/11 20:48 Email this Message | Reply
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Brilliant thread, its going to run and run
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 30/11 1:55 Email this Message | Reply
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Back to the top for the morning run.
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 30/11 9:13 Email this Message | Reply
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Could be medicinal also, could anal fisting sort out a slipped disk? Try it on someone and let me know!!
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komradkirk Posted on 30/11 10:55 Email this Message | Reply
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just nipped in the back door to see about saturdays game and found this thread...brilliant..!!
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RipRoaringPotter Posted on 30/11 11:01 Email this Message | Reply
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'komrad'
I wouldn't use 'nipped in the back door' on this thread unless you actually mean it
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Ruckuss86 Posted on 30/11 11:02 Email this Message | Reply
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Here Mr_Sausage what was your mate doing shagging my auntie in that field.
Words will be had :-)
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 30/11 11:07 Email this Message | Reply
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Hi Folks, can anyone whos good any designing images on computer, please design some real "Brown Wings" Air force style, would be quite amusing, especially if we get them made so we can wear them with pride!
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 30/11 18:47 Email this Message
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Well ?
Ast thee ?
Got them brown wings ?
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Ruckuss86 Posted on 30/11 18:50 Email this Message
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Surf powder will get them wings whiter than white :-D
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FalirakiPotter Posted on 30/11 20:26 Email this Message
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For many years was a holiday rep, "90" I was repping in Kavos on Corfu.
Pulled this hefty young minger and was humping away from behind when I thought would finger her ass as well.
I felt around and their was nothing??? puzzled I enquired where is your s..t pit, she replied your f.....g in it and keep pumping....minger!!! only 17 as well.
The next time was repping in Afandou on Rhodes and took out a bird for the night who was on holiday with her mum, dad and young daughter.
Off we went for a few beers in nearby Faliraki. A few bottles of amstel always does the trick, a couple of hours later and she was p....d out of her head and back to mine.
Again I lost aim, inserted myself into the chocolate star fish. The light was off and I could see f..k all.
Then it started, the waft of s..t, thought nothing of it until I put the light on and she had practically s..t herself, all over me, her, the sheets, mattress, the place was covered from top to toe in s..t. She just laughed as though a regular occurance.
I slept on the balcony that night. She woke in the morning as though nothing had happened.
Quickly got her on the moped and drove her back to Afandou.
For weeks after I just could not get rid of the smell even with doors open and air fresheners.
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 30/11 20:29 Email this Message
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Faliraki did you get her shats down yer japs eye ?
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becki_19 Posted on 1/12 8:57 Email this Message
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Loony1 could make the 200 mark at this rate!!!
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 1/12 11:12 Email this Message
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And so it should becki. One of the funniest posts ever and if Horace_Goes_Bumming had thought it up would have been even more suitable.
So have you had a good ol bangin this morning becki ? Did he jam it right in to the nads ? Are you still loved up and moist 24/7 ?
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Ruckuss86 Posted on 1/12 11:20 Email this Message
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Whats the record for the longest post?
I remember one that hit about 400 a while back.
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2upfront Posted on 1/12 13:15 Email this Message
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I thought faliraki might be tempted to post on this thread, if you are there faliraki why dont you tell all the good folks of some of the really filthy things you got up to
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I have jusr received an e-mail and there is a guy on there who has most definitely got his brown wings!!
Can someone help me upload the image??
**Caution - viewer discretion is advised**
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stokie_timmis Posted on 2/12 5:25 Email this Message
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At 05.26 on Friday 2nd of november timmis bumps this thread to the very top for the morning readers
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 3/12 0:40 Email this Message | Reply
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Having spent a good few hours messing the bed and bathroom up with a very experienced woman today I found myself considering whether to whack it up her gravy hole to see what all the fuss was about.
Then, in a moment of absolute clarity, seeing it all pink and puckered and waiting, I just couldn't bring myself to do it knowing that up there was shats, six week old corn kernels, bits of tomatos skin, and chunks of peanut.
So Loony1 I don't think that the Sausages sausage will ever get it's brown wings.
But I whacked it in the right hole up to the spuds and all was happy in the sausage house.
To the top I say. Something for the weekend sir ?
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never fancied having the shats on my fuking best mate! ever heard of 'if like a lot of chocolate on biscuit' well av never liked chocolate.
If your gonna do that, join the queer brigade. My dick$ onyly going in 2 types of hole!
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schlongboy Posted on 3/12 9:49 Email this Message | Reply
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here in Reading we tend to work to an Army ranking system when it comes interfering with ladies shitters.
Cock up pooper- Field Marshall
finger up pooper- Rear Admiral
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officerdibble Posted on 4/12 17:35 Email this Message | Reply
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still the best thread
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Post by buxtop on Mar 24, 2009 21:58:48 GMT
stokepogees Posted on 9/12 14:22 Email this Message | Reply
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Sorry, bout the fook up me key stuck as i was coming,
no i can`t edit it, so its back to the top for loony.
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MistressX Posted on 9/12 14:48 Email this Message | Reply
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I can confirm that I've never touched njkk's prostate.
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robdog4871 Posted on 9/12 14:59 Email this Message | Reply
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i live by the saying
"one up the bum,she likes it for fun
one up the rectum dunna affect um "
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chrisk Posted on 15/12 10:28 Email this Message | Reply
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Back to the top, there must be some new stories after the weekends downtime
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 15/12 13:51 Email this Message | Reply
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Tried starting this thread up on the other MB, didnt take off.....(theres no place like home!!) You back on yet Sausage, Loony?
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Ruckuss86 Posted on 15/12 13:56 Email this Message | Reply
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so come on then ladies (or even gents).
Did anyone receive a bit of action in and around the council gritter region over the weekend.
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theloony1 Posted on 15/12 15:54 Email this Message | Reply
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The funniest thing about this thread is the many different ways people describe giving it someone up the shyte box lol
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Greenoff Posted on 16/12 11:58 Email this Message | Reply
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Anyone else dropping anchor in Poo Bay?
Is uphill gardening the new black?
Or do you like to sup from the furry cup?
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d4zza Posted on 17/12 12:07 Email this Message
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top again. this thread has to be sh t
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 19/12 8:33 Email this Message
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Wrong wrong wrong!!!!
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 21/12 8:54 Email this Message
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redstriper Posted on 21/12 10:12 Email this Message | Reply
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My current girlie enjoys it on occasion so to those of you who can't see the attraction try this... assuming your lady agrees..
go down on her and introduce your finger up her botty (gently), leave it there,,,, when she comes you'll feel why it might be fun if your cock was there... the contractions grip you like you've never been gripped...
have fun
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 4/1 10:59 Email this Message
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Any more tales of anal assault folks?
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pez_75 Posted on 4/1 11:20 Email this Message
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bordering on obsession now Brian....
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 4/1 12:07 Email this Message
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Shall i just leave it now?
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 12/1 13:00 Email this Message
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Anyone ever snapped their banjo string on entry?
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mart_1981 Posted on 12/1 19:45 Email this Message | Reply
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nudge
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Paul_stoke Posted on 12/1 23:38 Email this Message | Reply
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I have to say what a fantastic thread this has been. If ever you're feeling down, have a read through "brown wings" and you're sure to cheer up
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 13/1 3:32 Email this Message | Reply
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Anyone ever whacked it into the sh'tbox so hard they bruised their spuds on entry ?
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DciItyE Posted on 13/1 10:23 Email this Message | Reply
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No need to go round there, we've all pondered it, but truth is if you can fit up there, you're todger just ain't upto much.
And why would you want to put it where she craps from in the first place?? Most 'normal' fella's like to pretend that women don't do stuff like that, so why would you want to confirm they do.
Its filthy and something that only poofs do.
Its a slippery slope and Where does it end? First you do her up the wrong un' then she gets hold of a strap on and does you, then she says how much she'd like to see a bloke up you're butt, next thing you know you're being buggered by the next door neighbour's dog for kicks and giggles.
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RED_ANDY Posted on 13/1 10:43 Email this Message | Reply
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What's the problem...? as long as no one gets hurt !
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the_new_john_motson Posted on 15/1 20:49 Email this Message | Reply
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bump
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 15/1 23:59 Email this Message | Reply
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Got to say I've never been up the dirt track in my life. It was suggested once by a girl from Chester who I was bangin but the thought of shoving it into the rusty bullet hole and what it might smell like made me instantly refuse. Not only that but what would happen next ... You pull it out and theres a bit of rusty coloured tomato skin and a bit of old peanut on yer bell end and a chunk of rotting sweetcorn down yer japs eye.
Not for my sausage methinks. I'll go via the main entrance or maybe the upstairs window but NEVER the coalshed.
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grimlord1 Posted on 16/1 13:54 Email this Message | Reply
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Time to climb the board again boys and girls! A mate told me about a works Xmas party some years ago...everyone was pi88ed, and there were about 200 there.The "management" had laid on a game of "Mr and Mrs"(remember that cak?), and all was going well, everyone having a great laugh.This one guy was put "in the spotlight",whilst his missus sat with headphones on,so she couldn't hear his answers.He was asked:"where is the strangest place you've ever had sex with you missus?",to everyones amusement.After a few minutes, he replied:"in a phone box"-more laughter.His missus was then put "under the spotlight".Eventually,she was asked the same question, and went crimson and said that she was too embarrassed to say.Her husband and the rest egged her on, but she kept refusing.At last her hubby persuaded her to answer,knowing that the phone-box would get a good laugh.The quizmaster again asked her:"come on love, where's the strangest place you've ever had sex with your husband?".She blushed again and then replied: "up the ar8e".There was stunned silence from the whole gathering,before one person laughed, and that was it-everyone fell about.The poor hubby didn't know which way to look,and I believe he left the firm.
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grimlord1 Posted on 16/1 13:58 Email this Message | Reply
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Couldn't resist...250!!
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Stokieinnotts Posted on 17/1 14:25 Email this Message | Reply
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Couldn't resist - back to the top. 251
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Stokieinnotts Posted on 17/1 17:36 Email this Message | Reply
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Come on let's keep this thread going !!!!
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Stokieinnotts Posted on 18/1 10:20 Email this Message | Reply
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one last attempt
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grimlord1 Posted on 18/1 13:34 Email this Message | Reply
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oh go on then...up we go again!
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becki_19 Posted on 18/1 13:53 Email this Message | Reply
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So glad that someone has bought this post up again!!
I would say that this is the best post ever done on this MB!!
Come on lets get it to 300!!!
Well Done Loony1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stokieinnotts Posted on 18/1 15:21 Email this Message | Reply
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Well done Grimlord and Beki for keeping this thread going. All we need know are 44 more posts to reach the magic 300 - and then I will tell my story!!
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ChrisEvans Posted on 18/1 19:46 Email this Message | Reply
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I do have another story, but I will be keeping that one for the pub!
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DrJeffsDiscoBarge Posted on 18/1 23:08 Email this Message | Reply
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Is caving a birds back doors in really that wrong?
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Stokieinnotts Posted on 20/1 12:22 Email this Message | Reply
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Go on ChrisEvans tell all - its not fair!!
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caliban_scfc Posted on 20/1 13:31 Email this Message | Reply
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I have to keep coming on this thread (pardon the pun) to read the 'Thid the Thloth' post LMFAO
CLATH (CLATHTH ?)
caliban
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Stokieinnotts Posted on 22/1 14:37 Email this Message | Reply
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With all the despair around at the moment and before there are suicides lets have a laugh and keep this thread on the top for a few days
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 22/1 14:42 Email this Message | Reply
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Does that mean you like it up the back door turd tunnel becki ?
If that's the case your'e not the girl for me.
It's the front door or the upstairs window for the sausage.
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Paul_stoke Posted on 22/1 17:18 Email this Message | Reply
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Mr Sausage.... you're so fussy!!!
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grimlord1 Posted on 22/1 18:36 Email this Message | Reply
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ho ho ho, up we go again!
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Stokieinnotts Posted on 22/1 18:48 Email this Message | Reply
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Up we go again !! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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grimlord1 Posted on 22/1 20:32 Email this Message | Reply
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Hey becki, you out there, we need your help to keep it up!!
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BRITANNIASSON Posted on 22/1 23:14 Email this Message | Reply
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I bet becki has had it up the bum since this thread was created,
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the_new_john_motson Posted on 23/1 0:22 Email this Message | Reply
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has anyone seen balls of steel on c4??
if yes, do you think it would be good to get someone on the show turning up at some film premiere with a microphone, and then when the celebs arrive, casually asking them:
"So, Mr Hanks, AST THEE GOT YOUR BROWN WINGS????
maybe its just me!
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 23/1 0:48 Email this Message | Reply
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becki : As you appear to have had your back passage bored out does it go slack and the logs just tumble out at inoportune moments ?
If you fart is it just like a huge gust of unexpected and foul smelling wind?
Do you leave rather large skids on your knicks ?
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stokie_timmis Posted on 23/1 7:29 Email this Message | Reply
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aint seen this thread for a long time - still cracks me up every time i see it.
minge
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Paul_stoke Posted on 23/1 10:27 Email this Message | Reply
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Minge is like a kebab - meaty and you only want to eat one when you're pi$$ed
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theloony1 Posted on 23/1 10:38 Email this Message | Reply
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To be honest lads,
After having 4 seconds on the nags on Saturday
and losing on my football coupon because of Stoke
i feel like I have been well and truly f(_)cked up the
arse!!!
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Stokieinnotts Posted on 23/1 10:39 Email this Message | Reply
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28 more posts and this thread hits 300
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 23/1 11:18 Email this Message | Reply
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Anyone else remember the scene in the film Human Traffic, where his boss whacks a 20 quid note over his mouth and shafts him from behind?!?!? Pisser!........ "What the hell do you think your doing just standing around and talkiin? IF YOU WANT TO WORK IN THIS FIRM THEN WAKE UP AND GET REAL, TIDY UP THE TSHIRTS, STACK THE JEANS IN COLOUR CO-ORDINATED PILES, TAKE THIS AS YOUR FINAL WARNING,URGGHHH, URRGHHHH, OOOOOHH, UUUUUURRGGGHHGGH!"........................... Well doesnt that happen to us all at work (mentally not physically????)
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Stokieinnotts Posted on 23/1 11:28 Email this Message | Reply
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If you are a Liberal Democrat MP allegedly it can be physically if not psychologically
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Stokieinnotts Posted on 23/1 14:23 Email this Message | Reply
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Back to the top
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grimlord1 Posted on 23/1 15:49 Email this Message | Reply
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Whoopy-dooo,up we goo again-sorry!!
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grimlord1 Posted on 23/1 21:04 Email this Message | Reply
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come on girls and boys...lost your bottle???? try KY
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grimlord1 Posted on 23/1 21:04 Email this Message | Reply
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up we go,nearly 300.sad ain't it?
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Paul_stoke Posted on 23/1 21:39 Email this Message | Reply
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But then theres the OFFICIAL Leeds are going up thread on there website that had well over 500 posts last time I checked.
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mtfc_matt24 Posted on 23/1 21:57 Email this Message | Reply
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I'm not a Stoke fan but this thread has made me chuckle so I thought I would help you get 300!
If only our message board was as interesting!
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Warr_potter Posted on 23/1 22:34 Email this Message | Reply
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Bein a vegetarian do I have green wings havin once persuaded the old lady to oblige?
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Paul_stoke Posted on 23/1 22:36 Email this Message | Reply
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lol Warr... Come on now folks lets get to 300 by midnight!
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Stokei_weewee Posted on 23/1 22:40 Email this Message | Reply
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kaydee Posted on 23/1 22:41 Email this Message | Reply
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Quite new to the Board and just came across this thread...
Haven't laughed so much in years, brilliant!!!
kaydee
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ricksastokie Posted on 24/1 1:21 Email this Message | Reply
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This truly is one of the classic threads.
New angle. With or without condom?
And I'll admit I've travelled through the old tea towel holder a couple of times.
BTW one or the filthiest things I've ever had done to me was when my ex stuck her tongue in my bum.
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Mr_Sausage Posted on 24/1 10:46 Email this Message | Reply
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If you'd have placed this on the Crwho message board it would have reached 500 by now.
That's how many fans they have and they are all backdoor bandits.
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theloony1 Posted on 24/1 10:52 Email this Message | Reply
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Excellent - somebody has fixed the thread - it's no longer 9 miles wide!! *Bows in awe*
"BTW one or the filthiest things I've ever had done to me was when my ex stuck her tongue in my bum" LOL
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 24/1 10:54 Email this Message | Reply
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Oooopppppps! Was that me loony? sorry mate!
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theloony1 Posted on 24/1 11:08 Email this Message | Reply
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BLS - why has your floury brown wing post been removed???
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BrianLeicsStokie Posted on 24/1 11:35 Email this Message | Reply
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Must have been to explicit, Talc maybe?!? Thats the first time ive had a thread removed, im not deep in shitt am i smudge-meister?!?!
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Smudge_SCFC Posted on 24/1 11:41 Email this Message | Reply
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BLS,
I'd prefer it if you didn't mention certain individuals who could easily start taking legal proceedings against us!
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