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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2004 19:22:54 GMT
for how long has man held back farts in front of their new girlfriend, and decided against going for a dump, in favour of giving themselves cronic stomach pains? perfect example...my ex lives near chelmsford, and i only used to be able go stay for the weekend or week every so often, and i never used to fart in front of her, decided i needed get a drink or summat. as for having a dump, i used to wait til i went for a shower in mornin & let it go then, cleverly disguising the flush as the shower running. imagine my horror, one morning, i had my dump and shower, went back into the bedroom to the laydee and make most of her dad still being asleep and having sum time without interferance, and her little sister goes in the bathroom and shouts...'eeeuuuggghh theres a poo in the toilet'!! the bastard was a floater! after that, it was fine for me fart, in morning she'd say 'u going for your shit & shower?' how long has this discretion business gone on for, how long will it, and is there an official time period (excluding incidents such as mine) when u can start letting em rip in front of her? i heard 6months
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Feb 27, 2004 19:35:53 GMT
I think the law says you have to wait until you are married doesn't it? ;D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2004 19:51:35 GMT
nah...thtas before u tell her you spank it
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Post by Hooky on Feb 27, 2004 22:12:19 GMT
well if your an open "farter" its best to get that clear from day 1 ;D
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Post by Chorley on Feb 28, 2004 10:12:21 GMT
It's wrong...just wrong...y' should have more respect for wimmin...yer wouldn't do it in the MD's office now, would yer? (well, if it was a sly one, obviously, yeah)
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Post by Trouserdog on Feb 29, 2004 9:39:04 GMT
I had been going out with my other half for about a week, and we were lying on her bed when I felt that familiar feeling in my guts. Like you I'd always gone out of the room to "look at the wallpaper in the kitchen" or something, before releasing my foul bottom wind...but after a week I though I'd chance it.
" Do you know" I said, looking into her eyes. "We've been going out for a week now, I think it's time that we started breaking wind infront of eachother." My girlfriend started laughing and then to my disbelief let out a complete rasper.
I responded with a thunderous anal fanfare and that was that.
;D
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Post by cambs_stokie on Feb 29, 2004 13:12:42 GMT
Trouserdog LOL. ;D I've always gone for the "silent & violent" & then blame the dog etc for a couple of weeks then after she gets to see the real me. There's nothin better than lettin a right humdinger off on the bus , train or summat & seeing peoples faces when they get a wiff.
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