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Post by stonetezza on Feb 27, 2004 13:32:07 GMT
For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little lost on you but it must have been a great episode to watch! Almost too ridiculous to believe ... This is taken from an original Rainbow script .
The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana ...
Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four"
George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit.
Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself.
Geoffrey (to camera) "Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"
Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"
George: "Yesterday we played with each other's balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?
Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"
Zippy: "Well of course it is, your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle: (excited) "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Freddy can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy: "We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: "Banging can be fun."
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Freddy."
Freddy: ( looking sad ) "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Rod: (to Jane) "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?
Zippy; "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
Geoffrey: (to viewers) "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the plucking song."
Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck all day."
Apparently the scriptwriter and the director got the sack, but not until after the show had been broadcast and several complaints from parents had been received!
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altiscfc
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Post by altiscfc on Feb 27, 2004 14:31:43 GMT
Good job I've got this very episode as a MPEG . . . it is an absolute pisser!!! ;D ;D
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Post by domstoke on Feb 27, 2004 15:17:47 GMT
Have you got the Mpeg on kazzaa or anything? I thought that was a wind up...
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Post by markscfc72 on Feb 27, 2004 15:20:21 GMT
is this avaliable on the web anywhere as an mpeg/avi etc????
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Post by Widget123 on Feb 27, 2004 15:30:16 GMT
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Post by markscfc72 on Feb 27, 2004 15:32:42 GMT
cheers widget
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Post by telfordstokie on Feb 27, 2004 15:38:54 GMT
Sitting her cryuing with laughter. ;D
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Post by domstoke on Feb 27, 2004 15:40:12 GMT
Absolute Class ;D
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Post by Vodkab1ock on Feb 27, 2004 17:11:34 GMT
that is a pisser ;D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2004 1:40:06 GMT
;D
who's this roger bloke... It was Rod, Jane and Freddy when I watched it ???
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altiscfc
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Post by altiscfc on Feb 28, 2004 16:30:02 GMT
oops forgot about this post!!! But you've found it now!! Funniest thing I've seen in a long long time!! ;D
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Post by tubes on Feb 28, 2004 19:09:37 GMT
lol, thats a pisser
"don't forget to get your twangers out, and play with your balls"
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Post by Hairystool on Feb 29, 2004 21:02:00 GMT
A classic! I'm off to bounce my balls and play with my twanger!
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Post by StuttgartStokie on Mar 1, 2004 16:36:38 GMT
Fucking hilarious.
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Post by ChrisEvans on Mar 2, 2004 13:20:32 GMT
Keep it at the top so nobody will miss it! ;D
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Post by Hooky on Mar 4, 2004 9:43:42 GMT
I missed it ... but was shown it from the wigan board...
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