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Post by Parksy on Feb 13, 2004 11:04:58 GMT
George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about
the war. After his talk he offers question time. One
little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks
him his name.
"Billy!"
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have three questions:
First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?;
Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?; and
Third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for dinner. George W. Bush informs the
kiddies that they will continue after dinner.
When they resumed, the President says, "Okay where
were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand, George points
him out and ask his name. "Steve!"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions:
First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?;
Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?;
Third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?;
Fourth - why did the dinner bell go 20 minutes early?;
and
Fifth - what happened to Billy?"
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Post by Jumborat on Feb 13, 2004 11:10:09 GMT
Poor joke? Pretty good if you ask me!
;D
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Post by Parksy on Feb 13, 2004 11:11:59 GMT
Oh dear, failing to live down to my usual standards then  |
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Post by Jumborat on Feb 13, 2004 11:17:50 GMT
Oh. It was a bag of shit then  |
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Post by domstoke on Feb 13, 2004 11:17:52 GMT
here's an old one to drag things back down to the usual standard...
Two rats are having lunch in the sewer. One Rat says "I'm sick of eating this shit"
T'other Rat says "Me too, let's go on the piss"
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Post by Parksy on Feb 13, 2004 11:19:07 GMT
Oh I like that one Dom |
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Post by StuttgartStokie on Feb 13, 2004 12:48:14 GMT
Dom, I think your joke from yesterday was so much better, although this one is an major improvement from your normal shite. ;D
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Post by domstoke on Feb 13, 2004 12:51:48 GMT
my normal shite!?!?! Right, you're having another one for that...
A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.....so he gives her one.
;D
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Post by bebscfc on Feb 14, 2004 13:20:46 GMT
A fish walks into a brick wall.. he shouts " DAM" HAHAHA im soo funny  |
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Post by dexter on Feb 14, 2004 13:45:56 GMT
The Golden Dragon Chinese Restaurant in Morcambe will remain closed tonight as the chef still hasn't washed up.
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Post by markscfc72 on Feb 15, 2004 2:52:25 GMT
a man walks into a bar..............then says owe that hurt |
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