V a l e n t i n e Poems!!!!

[Ejay]

As most of us that use this message board are blokes I thought it would be a good idea to share some poems as I got stuck on what to write in Kellys V a l e n t i n e's card :-)

I wrote one earlier and used the google translator so I could write it in French "Good eh" but now Im buggered for a poem to write in my native tongue!! "D'oh"


Here's the poem in French....

Vous êtes l'étoile la plus lumineuse dans le ciel,
la raison que je vis, sans vous je mourrais, la plus jolie fleur, l'odeur la plus douce, la femme la plus sexy du ciel à l'enfer, tige carrée d'entraînement Je t'aime la raison est ceci la chaleur de vous corps et goût de votre baiser.

;D

Ejay

Why wont it let me type V a l e n t i n e s????

[Ejay]

When I met you
I was scared to talk to you
When I talked to you
I was scared to kiss you
When I kissed you
I was scared to hold you
When I hold you
I was scared to love you
Now that I love you
I'm scared to loose you


Ejay

[Pricey]

That's lose Ejay.

And your poems crap!

[Admin]

If you're trying to woo one of the larger ladies (or me!)...

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I like pork pies
How about you?

A timeless classic!

[Ejay]

Pricey said:

And your poems crap!

Tw@T

Im quite proud of that one :-)

"Smudge I couldn't put that, shes a veggie "

Ejay

[StokieSC]

Roses are red
violets are blue
Ive got the clap
can i give it to you?

smeegs

[Widget123]

nothing works better than a compliment:

"since i met you - i wank less these days..."

she'll be over the moon i promise you! ;D

[JR]

Don't start me on f4ckin Val entine's Day.

You can't go 4 a bite 2 eat because every f4cking place is full of muppets staring at each other who don't eat out out for the rest of the year....will you people piss off and stay at home like you usually do.

A stupid bastard holiday invented by card companies and Xmas Day to all florists. What is wrong with these bloody people?????

Get a pizza and a video like you usually do and stay at home with your 12 kids and stop filling up restaurants for others. As for those who book romantic breaks....dont make me puke!!


I thank you

[romfordstokie]

Roses are Red
Violets get twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted.

Timeless and beautiful!

[dealstokie]

Romford,

Thats a classic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AlbertTatlock]

A classic selection, beautiful and sincere:

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cos here comes my willy

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
and wiggle a bit

Roses are red
Violets are finer
Chickens are fowl
just like your vagina

Roses are red
it's elementary
Let's call up a friend
and try double-entry

Roses are empty
Violets are hollow
Get it in your mouth, babe
And make sure you swallow

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter

Gouranga.

[abharsair]

I love you
You love me
Lets go share our sex wee!


;D

[Ejay]

:oChrist What have I started

The vulgarity ;D

Ejay

[abharsair]

ejay, dude i dont mean to pester but are thoses dvds still for sale?

Daz

[AlbertTatlock]

My love is both a hunger and a giving,
A need to have and also to bestow,
A lavish lust for flesh and yet a yearning
For beauty as austere as polished stone.
I want more than my life your happiness,
And yet my happiness depends on you.
Like a child I linger in your shadow
While like a parent I take you in my arms.

I want to be the sun to fill your sky
While like a rose I open to your smile.
I want to be the air you breathe, your music,
While like the sand I wait upon your sea.

So like and unlike, my love is doubly bonded,
The joys of giving and receiving joined.
This day of love it is my gift to you,
A heart you can consume yet keep forever.

Gouranga.

[AlbertTatlock]

Or:

V a lentine's a day to say, "I love you,"
A ritual that stages something real,
Letting out the truth of what I feel
Even as I think it often of you.
Nor could I with such grace without this day
Tell you that I'm grateful that I have you,
Impress upon you just how much I need you,
Needing such a frame for what I say
Even as I would my heart reveal.

Gouranga.

[Parksy]

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a Rhyme with the most romantic first line but ... the least romantic second line .... :


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pi*sed.



I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.



Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and

so is your head.



Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.



Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you are not.



I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.



I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!



My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.



I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.



My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?



My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go To Hell".



What inspired this amorous rube?

Two parts scotch, one part ice cube.

[DamonHillsEyebrow]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I wanted Jonny Wilko,
But you'll have to do!! ;D

[scoobydont]

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
IM A SCIZOPHRENIC
AND SO AM I

[StuttgartStokie]

Here's one from the Torygraph. A quality daily newspaper. Unlike the Guardian which is shite. ;D

[maucek]

The Graundian is a quailty paper unlike the Telegraph, the saving grace of which is it's got one of the best sports sections.

Where's Stokie Carl's poetry for inspiration??