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Post by stantheman on Jan 26, 2011 12:22:12 GMT
What was happening at 8.03pm on 29th June on this message board, or was there nothing on T.V?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2011 12:40:16 GMT
It was probably when Craig's girlfriend came on to talk about Craig... ;D
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Post by Big J on Jan 26, 2011 12:53:59 GMT
It was probably when Craig's girlfriend came on to talk about Craig... ;D Epic thread. ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2011 12:59:31 GMT
 I think it was about the same time as the Joe Ledley "will he / won't he" fiasco too. |
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Post by ihaveadream on Jan 26, 2011 13:41:02 GMT
It was probably when Craig's girlfriend came on to talk about Craig... ;D It would have been too erly for any transfer news. If June 29th was a Friday or Saturday then it was probably Gruntle Night Possibly best thread of 2010. |
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Post by One-Two on Jan 26, 2011 13:42:53 GMT
best.thread.ever.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jan 26, 2011 14:00:26 GMT
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Post by RINGO STARR on Jan 26, 2011 14:10:49 GMT
I have no knowlege of the Craig-girlfriend thread or the 'gruntle' thread.
Bring to the top someone
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Post by One-Two on Jan 26, 2011 14:12:54 GMT
It got locked I think  |
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Post by rockhead163 on Jan 26, 2011 14:14:23 GMT
It was a good night of open abuse though. ;D
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Post by coggy on Jan 26, 2011 14:14:44 GMT
Pisser of a thread !
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Post by Hiram on Jan 26, 2011 14:17:51 GMT
world cup was on TV?
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Post by BoxxyTheLost on Jan 26, 2011 14:36:39 GMT
That thread was fucking hilarious.
It might've been deleted because I can't find it searching, which is a shame because it was brilliant and was the thread that really took me over to the GDB fully.
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Post by FrostySCFC on Jan 26, 2011 14:37:43 GMT
It's taken me months to get that image out of my head, you bas**rd! ;D |
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Post by One-Two on Jan 26, 2011 14:39:06 GMT
It has been deleted. I clicked on the time on the quote in my sig, and it says it can't be found  Might have to dig out the Hitler video for another watch ;D |
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Post by BoxxyTheLost on Jan 26, 2011 14:39:47 GMT
If it has been deleted then that is a travesty to internet comedy
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Post by stokester1989 on Jan 26, 2011 15:26:08 GMT
It's taken me months to get that image out of my head, you bas**rd! ;D what did i miss? |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 26, 2011 16:03:41 GMT
There have been better threads, but it was up there.
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Post by funkyphantom on Jan 26, 2011 16:08:16 GMT
There have been better threads, but it was up there. Which threads mate? If theyre better than the 'craig thread' id like to read them. I remember laughing out loud whilst sitting on the settee whilst my lady was watching eastenders. Epic thread. Im chuckling now just thinking about it.  |
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Post by scfcno1fan on Jan 26, 2011 16:10:19 GMT
Why has it been locked if its so funny? Proper want to read it now |
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Post by Widget123 on Jan 26, 2011 16:25:08 GMT
You could try a search on the internet time machine...
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Post by Cartman on Jan 26, 2011 16:32:30 GMT
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Post by Cartman on Jan 26, 2011 16:32:48 GMT
What a Legendary thread.
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Post by stokester1989 on Jan 26, 2011 16:42:18 GMT
was thsi where his mrs said she was gooin get engaged to him on facebook but he seen the thread?
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Post by Jimmy Cooper on Jan 26, 2011 21:12:13 GMT
There have been better threads, but it was up there. Your thread was just sick, you fucker. The walnut whip antics were wholly innocent at least. |
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Post by stantheman on Jan 26, 2011 21:12:18 GMT
There have been better threads, but it was up there. Cilla revealing that his Mrs had bought a strap on cock was the funniest  |
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Post by salopstick on Jan 26, 2011 21:21:40 GMT
was it the night of a thousand craigs
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Jan 26, 2011 21:42:06 GMT
I feel sad that I never read or took part in the 'gruntle' thread. Can someone please explain the general jist of it and why it was so funny.
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Post by Jimmy Cooper on Jan 26, 2011 22:07:21 GMT
I feel sad that I never read or took part in the 'gruntle' thread. Can someone please explain the general jist of it and why it was so funny. The story begins... It was a warm summer night. The air, thick with the perfume of flowering tulips, moths, and the sound of the boy racers down behind B&Q, sat still, rustling against the venetian blinds. Jimmy Cooper listened for a moment, his breathing still heavy after the last passing tremors of his third wank of the day. At peace after watching 'Big Black Butts 13', he tossed the wad of spent toilet paper towards the already overflowing, perma-stained bin. Without pausing to wash his hands, or even pull his kegs up, Jimmy logged on to the Oatcake fanzine. Joe Ledley fever had taken over many of the main board's natives, and he felt strangely isolated. "Fuck signing that Welsh prick", he muttered to himself. The last few days weeks had seen him become more and more hooked on the site's general discussion board. The casual use of the "cunt" as a term of endearment, the way the posters there seemed so happy, and a desire to find out if "MermaidSal" was actually a woman (and if so, a need to find her on facebook and wank over her poorly protected profile) had drawn him in. He was posting more frequently, desperate to be called a "cunt" by the wild inhabitants of the GDB, with moderate success. They seemed to be warming to him. 'Boother' was arguing about the merits of Catholicism, Rocket88 was calling the Pope "a paedo". All was calm. He cooly clicked on a thread, the glow draining from his cheeks, leaving them their usual milk-white colour- the mark of keyboard warrior,- as the memory of Latisha Del Montoya's big ebony arse cheeks faded from his mind's eye. " "Asking my stoke mad bf to marry me tonight" Sounds interesting", he murmured. Life would never be the same again... To be cont. |
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Post by Jimmy Cooper on Jan 26, 2011 22:17:12 GMT
'Vennottery1981', the alphanumerical guise of what appeared to be a woman, had started the thread. She said that she planned to ask Craig 'Mr lover-lover' Lowe, a sprightly, active Bentilee youth, with Mediterranean good looks and a huge package, to marry her, via facebook, a steamy lovers' paradise of hot wenches in their holiday pictures, perfect for teenage masturbatory purposes. Jimmy sipped from the ice cold glass of Magners by the side of his computer. A fly, buzzed, like a metaphor for the futility of human existence, against the open window.
"That's a bit fucking weird."
It seemed Jimmy was not alone. Vennottery, (or 'V' as we shall refer to her from now on) seemed incapable of basic human speech.
"How tragic", Jimmy thought, shaking his head. "She obviously loves him and her obvious retardations and/or hand deformities (both leading to poorly typed posts) can not stop that."
He drank deep from the cider, thinking bitterly about the slag who had betrayed him weeks earlier. Fucking sket. Tears of anguish, like metaphors for the milk of human pain, rolled down his face.
But I digress.
(To be continued...)
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