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Post by Jamo on the wing on Oct 19, 2010 15:39:36 GMT
Just a quickie (needs a bit of work still) Rooney wherever you may be, wants to play for Man City The Glazers want to shut you fucking down and make there's only City in your town.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2010 15:40:56 GMT
It's good but it's not right . . .
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Post by bettsy on Oct 19, 2010 15:48:17 GMT
ICJ ? Your thoughts ? ;D funnily enough he hasn't bin on here today cause he knows he'll get it from all angles i suppose
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Post by scfc75 on Oct 19, 2010 15:49:21 GMT
Well sometimes - when you're a - greedy twat - and you wanna play for City You take - just one look - at what you earn - and you think that it's a pity Since you shagged that prossie, well your life has been a mess And you've fell out with your boss, because you know you're earning less Than your best mate Tevez Cus he's on shit loads at City Why don't you go to Eastlands, Wayne Rooney...
Valerie.
No chance it will catch on mind!
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Post by s8to on Oct 19, 2010 15:50:15 GMT
Swap... For Tuncay!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2010 15:50:21 GMT
Well sometimes - when you're a - greedy twat - and you wanna play for City You take - just one look - at what you earn - and you think that it's a pity Since you shagged that prossie, well your life has been a mess And you've fell out with your boss, because you know you're earning less Than your best mate Tevez Cus he's on shit loads at City Why don't you go to Eastlands, Wayne Rooney... Valerie. No chance it will catch on mind! Good effort though ;D
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Post by stokie25 on Oct 19, 2010 15:51:43 GMT
Just thinking...whether they catch on or not, there are some belters on here today...some budding lyricists out there ;D Now where are Admin when you DO want a thread merging
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Post by robwahlmann on Oct 19, 2010 15:54:02 GMT
Rooney is not exactly the brightest person in Manchester!
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Post by realstokebloke on Oct 19, 2010 15:56:20 GMT
Hitchcocker: "This is even worse than Ronaldo or Tevez. At least Ronaldo wanted to play for Madrid and Tevez wanted to start. What the fuck does Rooney want?
Badge kissing twat!"
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From a Manure fan's mouth (on the forum).
Oh, and i think the answer to his question is money.
Put it this way, he's not been anywhere near my fantasy team this season & rightly so - he's been utter, utter gash - starting at the WC & if it was on form & merit alone, wouldn't even have made our first team.
If i was SAF, i'd get what i could quick.
Trouble is MU no longer has the same "draw" anymore & i can't see the next Ronaldo / Tevez / Rooney even popping in for a chat.
Shame ;D
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Post by ChepstowStokie on Oct 19, 2010 15:57:49 GMT
'I actually feel like crying, I can't even lie, this hurts to the bone ' This is my favourite quote.
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Post by nott1 on Oct 19, 2010 16:02:40 GMT
Shite should get rid of the Inarticulate Mumbling Manager too......it's all falling down around their ears...I'm so pleased! Hope they're relegated!
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Post by jarhead on Oct 19, 2010 16:04:31 GMT
He's stitched you all up he's laughing at you your Wayne Rooney is becoming a blue Brilliant. Sing this Sunday LIVE ON SKY
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Oct 19, 2010 16:06:36 GMT
I like this one " Thats my day effectively ruined" ;D
Its made my day
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Post by bettsy on Oct 19, 2010 16:08:01 GMT
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Post by stokeontrent72 on Oct 19, 2010 16:11:20 GMT
How about something original like
WANKER! WANKER! WANKER!WANKER! ;D ;D
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Post by gaznandi on Oct 19, 2010 16:13:33 GMT
'Borrowed' from elsewhere.... ;D
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Post by coggy on Oct 19, 2010 16:14:26 GMT
'Borrowed' from elsewhere.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by fromafar07 on Oct 19, 2010 16:15:21 GMT
We have KJ. No thanks. what does us having KJ have anything to do with getting Rooney ???
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Post by cockoscfc on Oct 19, 2010 16:18:49 GMT
Ha Ha couldnt have happened to a nicer bunch of glory hunting arseholes!!! Scholes and Giggs retire at the end of the season. No money to spend........Oh Dear Oh Dear!!!! Reckon Sunday is our chance to really put the boot in!!! Come on you RIP ROARIN POTTERS!!!!!
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Post by sutekh on Oct 19, 2010 16:20:06 GMT
I have always disliked the shit and their gloryhunting supporters but i am beginning to love the glazers ;D
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Post by Targaryen Stokie on Oct 19, 2010 16:20:36 GMT
We have KJ. No thanks. what does us having KJ have anything to do with getting Rooney ??? It was proably just a joke fromafar, he was suggesting why would we need Rooney when we have KJ? In a tounge in cheek manner.
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Post by Irish Stokie on Oct 19, 2010 16:30:20 GMT
Rooney refuses to sign a new contract, Dreamworks are yet to release a statement.
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Post by parttimelurker on Oct 19, 2010 16:31:23 GMT
Tony Tony sign him up Tony sign him up..
I reckon that would piss 'em off - remind them of the Tevez embarrasment and rub it in that we spend more on transfers than they do these days. ;D
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Post by Olgrligm on Oct 19, 2010 16:32:07 GMT
Some variant on
He likes his old tarts he acts like a kiiiid your Wayne Rooney is off to Madrid
I couldn't bothered thinking of something to rhyme with 'city' ;D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2010 16:36:16 GMT
Private Dancer....Tina Turner..'' You don't look at their faces,....''
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Post by parttimelurker on Oct 19, 2010 16:40:04 GMT
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Post by Olgrligm on Oct 19, 2010 16:48:03 GMT
Hang on, I've just realised something.
How many sanctimonious Manchester United supporters have we had on here complaining that Stoke supporters abuse the likes of Rooney but wanting him to perform in the world cup.
Almost as hypocritical as Arsenal supporters.
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Post by stockportpotter on Oct 19, 2010 17:24:21 GMT
"Saw my mate, he said to us, he'd gone and found the new white judas, and so I asked, who is he, he said he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney."
Yes, I am quite pleased with myself about that one!
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Post by stockportpotter on Oct 19, 2010 17:26:59 GMT
"Saw my mate, he said to us, he'd gone and found the new white judas, and so I asked, who is he, he said he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney." Yes, I am quite pleased with myself about that one!
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Post by stokie25 on Oct 19, 2010 17:30:06 GMT
Faux Mancs .....what a brilliant classification ;D ;D ;D I shall use it often
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