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Post by Bick on Aug 12, 2010 9:31:10 GMT
To AQUA - DOCTOR JONES Kenwyne Jones, Jones, calling Kenwyne Jones, Kenwyne Jones, Kenwyne Jones, WAKE UP NOW! Which ties in nicely with his laziness. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif)
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Post by luke45 on Aug 12, 2010 9:46:11 GMT
Joy Divison: Jones, Jones, will tear you apart....again. Simple yet affective. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif) I might aswell offer a song suggestion too... ;D ( to the tune of run, run wherever you may be....) Jones Jones he's play for Stoke City, and he can score his with head or feet, And he'll find the gap, wherever it may be, Kenwyne Jones plays for Stoke City! ![8-)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/ibnJJzaA6ZhfTOIekEAf.gif) ;D
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Post by stayingupforalasrimmed on Aug 12, 2010 10:06:57 GMT
The Peter Thorne song with Kenwyne would be class... OH KENWYNE JONES, KENWYNE KENWYNE KENWYNE JONES... *As already said by Lightwood* Probably a lot of our current fan base are too young to remember this classic ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/cj7bsBj2jOTuEAUVaPt5.gif) That used to make me chuckle, waiting for a lull in the noise then letting out a OHHH PETERRR THORRRNE, PETER PETER PETER THORRRNE
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Post by andystokie321111 on Aug 12, 2010 10:16:30 GMT
how about the song we use to sing to peter hoekstra
hey kenwyne jones oh ah i wanna know oooo will you score a goal
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Post by Batfink on Aug 12, 2010 10:29:00 GMT
To AQUA - DOCTOR JONES Kenwyne Jones, Jones, calling Kenwyne Jones, Kenwyne Jones, Kenwyne Jones, WAKE UP NOW! Which ties in nicely with his laziness. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif) OI! It's shit... but it's my shit! Come up with your own ;D
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Post by Stoke-on-Toronto on Aug 12, 2010 10:29:28 GMT
Mate that is awesome, I'd replace a line though and leave Mama out of it like, how about. Kenwyne Jones You've come home To the place You belong To the Britannia To replace the Ninja Kenwyne Jones You've come home I love this one, got to sing it at wolves. Nice ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/0m0lbCuTEBzaRn6f8QaM.gif) We're like a Lloyd Webber / Rice collaboration very good! best yet by far!
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Post by Batfink on Aug 12, 2010 10:30:20 GMT
To the tune of Take Me Home, Country Roads (John Denver) Kenwyne Jones You've come home To the place You belong Replaced the Ninja And also Mama Kenwyne Jones You've come home Mate that is awesome, I'd replace a line though and leave Mama out of it like, how about. Kenwyne Jones You've come home To the place You belong To the Britannia To replace the Ninja Kenwyne Jones You've come home I love this one, got to sing it at wolves. That is great! Unsure about the ninja though haha
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Post by nottspotter on Aug 12, 2010 12:14:12 GMT
Here's one I used 2 sing if I ever drew sunderland on FIFA when u randomise the teams.. hopefully it's not considered racist!
to the tune of BLACK BETTY
'wooooaaahh black kenny bambalam gooooooooo Black Kenny Bambalam...'
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Post by ladyinred on Aug 12, 2010 12:21:35 GMT
His name is Kenywne Jones he's come from Sunderland and he can play what can he play He can play the Mama role Mama Mama Mama role Mama Role Mama Role Mama Mama Mama role Kennwyne Jones ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif) Get my vote, but i'd change it to:- His name is Kenywne Jones, he come from Sunderland and he can play, what can he play, He can play the Mama role, Oh Kenywne Kenywne Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Jones Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Kenywne Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Kenywne Jones. This one is great - Kenwyne Jones repeat at the end fits perfectly and would be good to jig to. I would change it slightly though His name is Kenywne Jones, he came from Sunderland and he can play, where does he play, He plays for City, Oh Kenywne Kenywne Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Jones Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Kenywne Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Kenywne Jones.[/
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Post by Funky on Aug 12, 2010 12:29:44 GMT
Get my vote, but i'd change it to:- His name is Kenywne Jones, he come from Sunderland and he can play, what can he play, He can play the Mama role, Oh Kenywne Kenywne Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Jones Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Kenywne Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Kenywne Jones. This one is great - Kenwyne Jones repeat at the end fits perfectly and would be good to jig to. I would change it slightly though His name is Kenywne Jones, he came from Sunderland and he can play, where does he play, He plays for City, Oh Kenywne Kenywne Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Jones Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Kenywne Kenywne Jones, Kenywne Kenywne Jones.[/ Nah, its boring and predictable like that, at least with he plays the mama roll its linked better to us and has a bit of humour.
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Post by stokingstokie on Aug 12, 2010 12:32:00 GMT
Oh Ken, Oh Ken, His hair looks like a hen, He's 6ft 2, He'll batter you, Kenny, Kenwyne Jones.
Don't know the tune but it's the one that goes: Ole, Ole, somethingsomething holiday... ;D
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Post by Jug Bank Stokie on Aug 12, 2010 13:36:00 GMT
Kenwyne Jones, Kenwyne Jones, Kenwyne Kenwyne Jones, He gets the ball and scores a goal, Kenwyne Kenwyne Jones
Simples.
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Post by nottspotter on Aug 12, 2010 14:00:49 GMT
Woooahh black kenny, bambalam Gooooooo black kenny, bambalam black kenny gets the ball, bambalam black kenny scores a goal, bambalam he's always ready, bambalam he's so rock steady, bambalam wooooaahhh black kenny!'
to the tune of BLACK BETTY!
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Post by scfc75 on Aug 12, 2010 14:03:39 GMT
Woooahh black kenny, bambalam Gooooooo black kenny, bambalam black kenny gets the ball, bambalam black kenny scores a goal, bambalam he's always ready, bambalam he's so rock steady, bambalam wooooaahhh black kenny!' to the tune of BLACK BETTY! That's like a f*cking tongue-twister!
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Post by n01stokie on Aug 12, 2010 14:04:48 GMT
kenwyne is a stokie, he wears a rasta's hat and when he heard the boothen roar, he said I'm having that! he scores with his left foot he scores with his right and when we play the vale he'll score all fucking night!
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Post by Ramblers No10 on Aug 12, 2010 14:08:39 GMT
to the tune of mrs jones
ken ken kenwyne kenwyne jones kenwyne jones kenwyne jones kenwyne jones hes got his thing going on
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Post by Block 26 on Aug 12, 2010 14:13:19 GMT
kenwyne is a stokie, he wears a rasta's hat and when he heard the boothen roar, he said I'm having that! he scores with his left foot he scores with his right and when we play the vale he'll score all fucking night! ? Best one yet that! I and I'm sure my mates will try to get that going on Saturday ![8-)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/ibnJJzaA6ZhfTOIekEAf.gif)
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Post by nottspotter on Aug 12, 2010 14:15:25 GMT
Woooahh black kenny, bambalam Gooooooo black kenny, bambalam black kenny gets the ball, bambalam black kenny scores a goal, bambalam he's always ready, bambalam he's so rock steady, bambalam wooooaahhh black kenny!' to the tune of BLACK BETTY! That's like a f*cking tongue-twister! have a listen to the song.. it's not so difficult then!
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Post by kidsgroovy on Aug 12, 2010 14:19:31 GMT
He's big, he's black He t***s it in the sack Kenwyne Jones Kenwyne Jones
(To the tune of 'He's here, he's there, he's everyf****** where, Mickey Gynn, Mickey Gynn)
Should be right up Block 19's errrrr......block
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Post by stayingupforalasrimmed on Aug 12, 2010 14:20:05 GMT
In a pesch fashion
Kenwyne jones, Kenwyne jones, Kenwyne Kenwyne jones He gets the ball he's bound to score Kenwyne Kenwyne Jones
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Post by nottspotter on Aug 12, 2010 15:21:23 GMT
how about
we had a useless mama so we bought a trinidad when he plays up front with Fuller they're the best we've ever had!
kenwyne kenwyne kenwyne jones kenwyne jones kenwyne jones...
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Post by skilljim on Aug 12, 2010 16:33:42 GMT
This for when we play sunderland... Don't 'cha wish that you still had Ken'ween'een, Don't 'cha! Don't 'cha! Then insert any of the other 70% of our squads names ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif)
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Post by roro on Aug 12, 2010 16:45:51 GMT
Big Black, Big Black Ken, Big Black, Big Black Ken, Big Black, Big Black Ken, Big Black Kenwyne Jones
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Post by leftsideboothen on Aug 12, 2010 17:35:04 GMT
He's Big, He's Dread, His feet stick out the bed, Kenwyne Jones Kenwyne Jones.
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Post by leftsideboothen on Aug 12, 2010 17:46:43 GMT
Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta, We brought him from Sunderland, To play at the Bri-ta-nia, Sing-ing Kenwyne Jones, Ayayaya, Kenwyne Jones Ayayaya-ya
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Post by scfc75 on Aug 12, 2010 18:00:43 GMT
To the tune of Take Me Home, Country Roads (John Denver) Kenwyne Jones You've come home To the place You belong Replaced the Ninja And also Mama Kenwyne Jones You've come home Mate that is awesome, I'd replace a line though and leave Mama out of it like, how about. Kenwyne Jones You've come home To the place You belong To the Britannia To replace the Ninja Kenwyne Jones You've come home I love this one, got to sing it at wolves. Kenwyne Jones Welcome home To the place You belong Born to partner Ricardo Fuller Kenwyne Jones Welcome home
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Post by stokeysi on Aug 12, 2010 19:18:57 GMT
To the tune of Take Me Home, Country Roads (John Denver)
Kenwyne Jones You've come home To the place You belong Replaced the Ninja And also Mama Kenwyne Jones You've come home
As that but replace Ninja with 'Gindger' and the next line 'he was a bigger windger !'
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2010 19:30:32 GMT
Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta, We brought him from Sunderland, To play at the Bri-ta-nia, Sing-ing Kenwyne Jones, Ayayaya, Kenwyne Jones Ayayaya-ya brilliant ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif)
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Post by Inverness Stokie on Aug 12, 2010 19:39:50 GMT
Kenwyne is a Stokie He wears a magic hat When the Potters wanted him he said i'll fancy that He doesn't play for Wolves or Birmingham 'cos they're shite Instead he plays for Stoke and we're fucking dynamite! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif)
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Post by mikescfc19 on Aug 12, 2010 19:59:01 GMT
to the tune of the wombats: lets dance to joy division lets dance with kenwyne jones he makes us soooo happy he gets us all the goals and were soooo happy lets dance with kenwyne jones hes dicks all over teerrry lets dance with kenwyne jones straight to the champions league ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/0m0lbCuTEBzaRn6f8QaM.gif)
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