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Post by NassauDave on Feb 15, 2024 22:31:39 GMT
Good luck Woy!
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 15, 2024 3:14:27 GMT
Hopefully this is allowed on here. I'm selling my 21,975 tickets for this Sunday, 18th Feb, at the AO Arena in Manchester. Tickets are sold at face value (£65) if anyone is interested. Tickets are in block 107. The show is sold out now so might be good if anyone was after some but missed out. I can do a transfer of them via WhatsApp/email or the Ticketmaster app. Cheers. Fuck me ! That's a lot of tickets mate.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 14, 2024 11:26:40 GMT
F U C K
T H A T
S H I T
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 13, 2024 3:17:37 GMT
Dublin is Dale from Cuckoo.
A complete fucking loon.
I bet he calls his boss Chief John.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 13, 2024 3:14:37 GMT
Vile.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 11, 2024 13:19:30 GMT
Most of our players need to take a knee in the bollocks. Shithouses.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 11, 2024 3:32:53 GMT
I’m fortunate to be able to get to pretty much go to most Stoke matches home and away. Within ten minutes I said to my 13 yr old lad, it’s a horrible atmosphere today. To many people there today with a very aggressive, negative and abusive attitude, it was like they wanted it to happen. Strange what is up with people?!! years and years of shit and a team that visibly don’t give a fuck and you call out those who’ve spent good money travelling to watch that shit. People have had a enough!! I certainly have had enough. Well said.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 10, 2024 16:29:16 GMT
Absolute embarrassing shite.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 10, 2024 15:21:42 GMT
This is shit. We are such a fucked up club.
Spineless cowardly useless cunts.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 7, 2024 23:35:37 GMT
It's not just car headlights - some of the LED bike lights around are blinding. Revved up like a deuce 🎶
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 7, 2024 23:33:14 GMT
A bit random I know, but I got my cycling proficiency badge at St. Thomas's junior school.
Wore it with pride too. Proper dork me.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 7, 2024 23:28:45 GMT
Wakey, I’m Yorkshire based and will be getting Leeds tickets (unless we’re in free fall by then & I can’t bring myself to see us stuffed at dirty Leeds) DM me if you want me to get you a ticket. Cheers mate We're in freefall now.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 7, 2024 18:11:05 GMT
Yep. We used St. Dominic's pool Hartshill.
Blowing the p.j.s up to use as a flotation device was a ball ache. Mine stank of wee for some reason.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 5, 2024 10:22:48 GMT
On the top deck of the PMT bus going to school, I noticed that blue ink was seeping out of my school bag. It was from a bottle of Quink used to fill my Christmas present fountain pen. ( I never could write with it).
I threw the bottle out of the window somewhere in Heron Cross and thought nothing more of it.
Departing the bus at Bishop Bright High School, I was still trying to wipe the ink from my fingers when I heard a screech of tyres.
It was my horrible bastard of a metalwork teacher Mr. Butler on his moped.
Turns out he had been behind the school bus in the vicinity of Heron Cross.
He liked like a fucking extra from Brave Heart. Even his teeth were blue, which believe me was an improvement in my opinion as he was a heavy smoker.
He was going apeshit trying to find the culprit as I casually walked away.
I had to keep my hands in my pockets all day.
He never did find out it was me. Fuck him, I never liked him anyway.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 5, 2024 10:05:29 GMT
Once set fire to the school temporary art department and on another occasion the scout hut. Both destroyed but managed to put the blame on others by not owning up. I was 13 at the time. We'd never seen fire engines in the playground before. I thought the cat thing was bad 😨 You weren't in the vicinity of Windsor Castle or Notre Dame in later years by any chance? No, but he used to live on Pudding 🍮 Lane.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 5, 2024 10:01:54 GMT
Whilst hitch hiking across the USA I regularly told gullible Americans that I had never heard of McDonald's as there were none in the UK. Blagged a steady supply of free happy meals. It works for KFC and Taco Bell too. I'm loving it!
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 5, 2024 10:01:04 GMT
Put a gun against his head 🎶
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 5, 2024 10:00:13 GMT
I once had intimate relations with a ginger An albino badger?
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 5, 2024 0:00:06 GMT
Stick with him, but he needs to slap some of our lazy bastards into the realization that they are grossly over paid for not doing their jobs.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 4, 2024 5:13:09 GMT
I was booing from my couch. Utter shit.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 3, 2024 19:29:00 GMT
Hopefully Schumacher has got a mad bendy one he can send in to regain the dressing room. On the subject I never managed one last week but I did creep into a tiny room where an electrician was working, unleashed a Dominos bomb, walked out and locked the door. He was not impressed! So that was you?
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 3, 2024 16:39:24 GMT
Same shite every game.
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Post by NassauDave on Feb 1, 2024 2:49:48 GMT
R.I.P Neil.
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 31, 2024 22:47:09 GMT
Fuck them.
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 21, 2024 23:14:40 GMT
The Tower of London is brill. Go on one of the guided tours by the Beefeaters (I don't think you have to pay extra). They make it very interesting and should keep an 11yr old interested. Get tickets the day before and go early. Well worth it.
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 21, 2024 22:52:02 GMT
22:00-23:00ish up between 5:30-6:30ish. Can get disturbed some nights, rare I'll sleep all the way through. That’s badgers for ya He's sett in his ways
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 21, 2024 13:48:04 GMT
So sorry for your loss. 😢
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 20, 2024 6:08:58 GMT
Haven't seen the players wear either the red or jade one out on to the pitch, even when it's been baltic they simply havent bothered. Whoever signed them off as a design to use and sell in the club shop, be it from Stoke or Macron or perhaps both, needs serious questions being asked of them. I haven't seen any other club who have Macron producing their gear with this design so it looks like it's been purposely produced for little old Stoke! The fact they've been reduced so heavily and majority if not all sizes are still in stock suggests they haven't been flying off the shelves either. Apologies if you've purchased one but I'm not even sure I've seen any fans wearing them around the ground, they are just that awful. The club shops been strangely stocked this season. The initial batch of home shirts that sold out in various sizes don't appear to have ever been restocked, even pre Christmas which is just poor. I'm thinking it's time to knock Macron on the head for the 24/25 season & give another company a go. Their ideas seem to have been exhausted & after the success of all three of last seasons kits, all of this seasons just seem abit dull in comparison. & let's not forget that weird bright yellow & blue mix and match they produced as training gear for that season when MON was our manager, that was awful & looked like something from Trumpton! I'm also convinced our run of bad luck commenced when we assigned Macron up to be our kit makers & am sure that new manufacturers for next season will correspond with an upturn in fortunes on the pitch. Gotta be worth a go 🤔😉 Yeah bro. Dig it.
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 19, 2024 10:10:18 GMT
All of our food prices are insane and the quality and choice are shite.
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 19, 2024 10:08:37 GMT
Corporate greed is the underlying factor. It absolutely is but the government don’t give a flying fuck as they benefit from increased petrol and food sales. In no way are we strapped for cash but the wife’s asked for a number of raised garden beds as she’s want to grow her own vegetables. Buy her a shovel and see how interested she is in a few weeks.
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