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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 9, 2010 12:32:07 GMT
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 9, 2010 12:26:27 GMT
I used to pick up the M6 sneaking on at Keele Services in the early hours 3/4am occasionally.
I used to drive up Cemetery Rd near Silverdale and as i passed the Official Gypo Camp i used to hold an air horn out of my car window and bang it out full blast for about 10 seconds. By the time i had picked up Keele Road i could see Caravan lights coming on and people milling about. Then i would laugh to myself hysterically. Does this mean i am being childish or am i mad. ???
;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 9, 2010 10:37:31 GMT
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 8, 2010 9:49:51 GMT
an insight to the queens guard should be good, i did this for 11 years Was Mungo Jerry in the Guards, i can see he wore a Bearskin.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 8, 2010 9:45:12 GMT
After a Saturday night on the pop i am to to lazy to get up early, so i piss and shit the bed. Is that a childish thing to do. ???
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 7, 2010 12:42:27 GMT
He just seems like a decent bloke to be fair. People knocking him for being fat. Fucking hell, so what. I suppose you're all fucking sex Gods. Can't dislike him. The sketch show was wank but, overall, I do like him. Shut it Porky Pig.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 7, 2010 7:54:35 GMT
Corden should stick to writing as he an fat unfunny cunt.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 6, 2010 16:23:30 GMT
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 6, 2010 16:21:14 GMT
I blame the fuckin Tories mesen. Good business that.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 6, 2010 10:57:05 GMT
I can play jingle bells with my arse.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 6, 2010 10:53:42 GMT
I like to have a poo and leave the paper poo side up and not flush the chain. And watch as the person comes running out the bog puking.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 6, 2010 9:16:57 GMT
R U awrite Staffie i know your wife likes to act out that Misery film.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 5, 2010 10:11:19 GMT
Plymouth Argyle. 2007 miles.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 5, 2010 10:00:57 GMT
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 5, 2010 9:31:05 GMT
The Matrix brothel in Torviscus under the Mare Verde Complex also has private lap dance for 30 euro´s. A full shag for 30 minutes including blow job is 90 euro´s but is negotiable with block bookings.. So i am told.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 5, 2010 9:22:22 GMT
Your Mother is so ugly when she was born the midwife fed her with a catapult.
Your Mother is so ugly, they tied a bone to her neck so the dog would play with her.
Your Mother is so ugly when she was born the midwife slapped her Mother.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 4, 2010 19:14:57 GMT
Sell it your local Chinky.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 4, 2010 19:12:47 GMT
no... from what I recall of the pulled sentinel thread it centred around a couple of Asians being jailed for attacking a lad. The lad's father (also Asian) was a witness and testified in court. The shot man was the lads Dad. Of course this is supposition and it was pulled before I had chance to look at it properly. Crap shot, legs.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 4, 2010 19:08:48 GMT
Yes Slicko, YOUR Mum is a wank shag. One or two dozen have told me. ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 4, 2010 19:03:11 GMT
Ahhh saw Kammy and Ricky when we were over, good lads. Them bars are ace, had a cracking laugh when all the looky looky lads and lasses dived into the bushes running from the police ;D Yes the Jimmy boys and gals. You have a PM Meggsy.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 4, 2010 18:54:31 GMT
Get your sen down to the Parque De la paz strip of bars. Good entertainment at night before hitting the clubs. Good shout and you might bump into your hero Chris Kamara as he is part owner of the "Hole in the Wall" Irish bar. He is seen propping it up with Ricky Hatton or Daniel O´Donnell. The Torviscus/Porto Colon area is where Jack Duckworth ( Bill Tarmey) drinks.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 4, 2010 15:55:41 GMT
oh yeh and when you go beach watch out for the random nudest beach, tis 98% homo german sausagefest, tres dissapointed, Load of bollox, nearest nudist beach to Las America´s is close to the Airport 10 miles away. Errr so they tell me.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 4, 2010 15:54:04 GMT
crackin northern soul and motown bar, on the beachfront bout 20/25 min walk from playa da las americas in playa de fanabe, proper recomend it. A If that was the Manhatten in Porto Colon its shut.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 4, 2010 15:53:23 GMT
Arthur do you live over there? Yup.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 4, 2010 15:39:38 GMT
Off here for a stag do shortly, just wondering if anyones been and can give me a few tips of what bars to go/avoid and places to eat ?? Stopping in las americas quite near to linekars bar. Cheers You have a PM. www.tenerifepotters.webs.com/
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 4, 2010 13:15:14 GMT
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 4, 2010 12:24:30 GMT
(Arthur nearly slipped one in there...)
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 1, 2010 12:03:39 GMT
Sicknote Barnsey the 1st footballer on 10k a week and Saturdays off.
Fat fucker.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 1, 2010 8:53:40 GMT
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 1, 2010 7:40:43 GMT
Try Aruba as an alternative with Thomsons out of Manchester.
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