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Post by kingstokie on Nov 21, 2015 14:17:58 GMT
Nirvana
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Post by kingstokie on Nov 9, 2015 19:23:18 GMT
Read somewhere about a song coming in the tune of Byran Hylands itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini and thought this load of shite up last night. The things we do when procrastinating..
They were afraid to come out of the tunnel, They were as nervous as they could be, They were afraid to come out of the tunnel, they were afraid of Xherdan Shaqiri..
He is an itsy bitsy teenie weenie right midfielder called Shaqiri, with Arnie, Diouf and Affaley, an itsy bitsy teenie weenie right midfielder called Shaqiri, so in the tunnel they wanted to stay..
and repeat until the bar staff react with fire extinguishers.
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Post by kingstokie on Oct 31, 2015 17:59:13 GMT
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Post by kingstokie on Oct 31, 2015 12:18:13 GMT
Josh Whittaker-Vyse stokecity_joshw 19 hours ago Tickets for Newcastle are now off sale. We will be backed by 2,470 Stokies tomorrow. There are no sales on the day. #scfc #awaydays
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Post by kingstokie on Oct 27, 2015 23:28:43 GMT
Love the man. Give him what he wants and then double it. Superb goal!
Has anyone got a video of his forward roll after the Chelsea player was flopping about like a fish out of water?? Got to love him! Wind up merchant, done right.
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Post by kingstokie on Oct 13, 2015 11:25:23 GMT
Anyone here a student? I can't select student ticket on scfc direct, I'm assuming it's because I cant provide ID online. Has anyone ever rang before to buy student tickets and has their been any problems? Cheers. Just ask for a student ticket on the phone, they just tell you that you might have to show your student card at the ground.
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Post by kingstokie on Sept 28, 2015 8:24:56 GMT
I'm Mr Johnson and so is my wife
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Post by kingstokie on May 30, 2015 11:14:57 GMT
His twitter: jonas gutierrez @elgalgojonastwo: things I learn from my illness how you can support a player (newcastle fans) and how you leAve a player alone (newcastle owner)
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Post by kingstokie on Apr 28, 2015 14:07:50 GMT
No goalless games all season. Every game Stoke have played there has been a goal.
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Post by kingstokie on Apr 20, 2015 11:29:07 GMT
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Post by kingstokie on Jan 12, 2015 15:52:39 GMT
Belfast-based.
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Post by kingstokie on Jan 6, 2015 21:05:28 GMT
To the left, to the right He defends with all his might He's the best in the land and transgenders want him banned
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Post by kingstokie on Jan 3, 2015 0:42:11 GMT
and why.
Simple.
Go.
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Post by kingstokie on Jan 2, 2015 23:15:09 GMT
Frodo told me to go home on the borders of Mordor because I was accused of eating bread. Cunt.
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Post by kingstokie on Jan 1, 2015 17:07:13 GMT
Went in elbow first on Shawcross a few times as well. Bego should have put his studs through his chest
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Post by kingstokie on Dec 12, 2014 16:29:03 GMT
When was the last time a Man Utd FA Cup game was not on live,although i can understand this time why it's on.Thought Sunderland v Leeds would have been selected. excellent question could easily be over 20 years ago. anyone know? The last FA Cup game involving Man Utd not to be live on TV was their 0-0 home draw with Exeter on Saturday 8th January 2005.
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Post by kingstokie on Dec 1, 2014 14:56:22 GMT
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Post by kingstokie on Nov 4, 2014 23:12:43 GMT
Anyone? I'm up for getting into a online club
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Post by kingstokie on Oct 25, 2014 21:05:55 GMT
For being Ryan Shawcross
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Post by kingstokie on Oct 22, 2014 22:17:20 GMT
Best bit tonight (apart from the scoreline) was Carragher saying "They had to score three to beat QPR!" In a way in which he's suggesting that QPR are complete dog wank whilst sitting next to the son of the QPR manager..
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Post by kingstokie on Oct 21, 2014 14:04:09 GMT
Added time.
"Added time was introduced because of an incident which happened in 1891 during a match between Stoke and Aston Villa. Trailing 1–0 and with just two minutes remaining, Stoke were awarded a penalty. Villa's goalkeeper kicked the ball out of the ground, and by the time the ball had been recovered, the 90 minutes had elapsed and the game was over."
Cunts!
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Post by kingstokie on Oct 14, 2014 14:37:38 GMT
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Post by kingstokie on Aug 26, 2014 20:51:38 GMT
Phil Jones humiliated by a league one player. £50 says he'll be in the England squad regardless Unfortunately he's not playing! Ah, apologies! Watching from the pub half a mile from the tv ;)
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Post by kingstokie on Aug 26, 2014 20:45:28 GMT
Phil Jones humiliated by a league one player. £50 says he'll be in the England squad regardless
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Post by kingstokie on Aug 9, 2014 18:44:50 GMT
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Post by kingstokie on Aug 7, 2014 21:41:07 GMT
I always dream of Shawcross scoring a 96th minute winner at the emirates before shushing the whole stadium. I do aswell, but I have a more sinister version with him running to the corner flag, slide tackling it like ramsays' leg then standing up shushing the emirates pointing to his boot lol I think it'd be better that he didn't do anything. Show his class instead. Would be a bigger fuck you to Arsenal and the media than any celebrating.
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Post by kingstokie on Aug 4, 2014 0:03:29 GMT
Flags.. Hooks.. it's like the club are trying to promote piracy. Disgrace. This isn't 1700 any more.
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Post by kingstokie on Aug 2, 2014 18:18:44 GMT
One thing is to blame. Media manipulation.
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Post by kingstokie on Aug 2, 2014 17:30:20 GMT
Lucky Slogger didn't go the game or he'd have had Butland for his tea
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Post by kingstokie on Aug 2, 2014 17:28:07 GMT
Butland's just deleted his tweet, but he told a fan who asked "where was our wave" on twitter that he did wave during half time and before the game, but had a game to concentrate on. Some fans clearly forgot he had a match to play. Just beat me too it ;)
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