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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on May 5, 2020 19:41:09 GMT
'Back in the day' ...
... FUCK OFF!!!!!
... and breathe Jeff, just breathe...
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on May 5, 2020 20:31:44 GMT
"I guess" instead of the proper "I reckon".
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Post by dutchstokie on May 5, 2020 21:12:30 GMT
“ I wouldn’t wish it on anyone”........ but they do, deep down they really do.
Arses
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on May 5, 2020 21:25:53 GMT
"I guess" instead of the proper "I reckon". Similar to "honestly, ..." instead of the proper "frankly, ..." I'd guess "reckon" is more common over here in the south.
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Post by mrcoke on May 5, 2020 22:05:42 GMT
The use of the word sick to describe something as good. Feels, catch feels - WTF WTF - what the fuck ! "wicked"
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Post by bathstoke on May 5, 2020 22:22:42 GMT
That beating my naked body with Scotch Thistle phrase I went through was quite irritating
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2020 22:22:49 GMT
Anybody who says "on it like a car bonnet" wants a bullet between the eyes.
Anybody who refers to other blokes as "guys" requires the same treatment.
Anybody who uses the term "up top" for a player who really plays "up front" needs a bullet to the dick first, then a bullet to the head.
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2020 5:37:37 GMT
A really annoying football one is 'They'll be up for it'
The other team won't be interested of course
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Post by bathstoke on May 6, 2020 5:57:44 GMT
Anybody who says "on it like a car bonnet" wants a bullet between the eyes. . Never heard anyone say that until now...
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2020 6:30:53 GMT
'Walking round as if they own the place' What does it actually mean? My guess is doing nothing different than anyone else but you can't stop watching their every move
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Post by thevoid on May 6, 2020 7:18:27 GMT
"What's all the fuss about?"
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2020 10:06:52 GMT
Anybody who says "on it like a car bonnet" wants a bullet between the eyes. . Never heard anyone say that until now... That might have something to do with you living in a "nice" area these days
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Post by lordb on May 6, 2020 10:15:23 GMT
Anybody who says "on it like a car bonnet" wants a bullet between the eyes. Anybody who refers to other blokes as "guys" requires the same treatment. Anybody who uses the term "up top" for a player who really plays "up front" needs a bullet to the dick first, then a bullet to the head. Never heard the first phrase, is it a London one? Agree re point two Up top is absolutely fine,give over
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Post by thequietman on May 6, 2020 11:22:49 GMT
"I support Arsenal".
Although it does tell you that anything else you hear after that will be ar5e gravy and can be ignored.
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Post by murphthesurf on May 6, 2020 12:06:00 GMT
Ooooh, yeah. It's a cross between and . It seems to be a common thing these days for someone, when addressing a number of people, to call them 'you guys'. Whenever I hear it I want to scream.
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Post by PotterLog on May 6, 2020 13:16:05 GMT
Ooooh, yeah. It's a cross between and . It seems to be a common thing these days for someone, when addressing a number of people, to call them 'you guys'. Whenever I hear it I want to scream. That’s just one of the English-speaking world’s attempts to address a rather glaring deficiency in the language, in that we have no second person plural any more. You guys, you lot, y’all... in Scotland and Liverpool “youse”... all try to plug the same gap. Other languages have clear distinctions between you (singular) and you (group), just like the difference between “he” and “they”. English used to as well! Interestingly (maybe), “you” (or ye) itself used to be the plural form, and thou and thee were the singular forms. These gradually fell out of use because, as is often the case, the plural form was seen as more polite/formal/refined and “you” became the universal second person pronoun. A great shame I think, the language lost both an element of functionality and richness in taking that (ultimately a bit pretentious) step. Anyway. Not that you asked like. 😬
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Post by harryburrows on May 6, 2020 14:52:12 GMT
Exponential growth Lead by the science Our thoughts and prayers
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Post by starkiller on May 6, 2020 14:53:51 GMT
...having tested positive for coronavirus.
Huuuuggge difference between that and 'died from Covid19'.
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Post by mickmillslovechild on May 6, 2020 14:57:42 GMT
"It do be like that"
People who use "Like" or "literally" every 5 seconds (even though they actually mean neither of those words)
"Creps/aks(instead of ask)/bad man ting/shank".......basically anything that used to be "American black slang" but is nowadays predominantly used by 13 year old white chavs, who like to think they're "gangsta" because they smoked a teenth with their mates once.
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Post by yeokel on May 6, 2020 15:07:57 GMT
Never heard anyone say that until now... That might have something to do with you living in a "nice" area these days He doesn't, he lives in Bath!
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2020 15:42:59 GMT
Anybody who says "on it like a car bonnet" wants a bullet between the eyes. Anybody who refers to other blokes as "guys" requires the same treatment. Anybody who uses the term "up top" for a player who really plays "up front" needs a bullet to the dick first, then a bullet to the head. Never heard the first phrase, is it a London one? Agree re point two Up top is absolutely fine,give over Not a London phrase as I'm aware. Can not believe nobody has ever heard someone say "I'm on it like a car bonnet" before! And "up top" isn't fine at all, it's a new fangled way of saying "up front" that people think is cooler to say for some reason. Do you, or anyone else for that matter refer to players who play at the back as "down bottom", no you don't because they play at the back, just like forward players do, and always have played "up front". Rant over
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Post by lordb on May 6, 2020 16:08:25 GMT
Never heard the first phrase, is it a London one? Agree re point two Up top is absolutely fine,give over Not a London phrase as I'm aware. Can not believe nobody has ever heard someone say "I'm on it like a car bonnet" before! And "up top" isn't fine at all, it's a new fangled way of saying "up front" that people think is cooler to say for some reason. Do you, or anyone else for that matter refer to players who play at the back as "down bottom", no you don't because they play at the back, just like forward players do, and always have played "up front". Rant over fair play that you don't like it but it's not new was saying 'up top' decades ago for sure (is 'for sure' irritating ? might be....) to be fair, no I don't refer to players who play at the back as "down bottom" however might be worth considering
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2020 17:04:19 GMT
'At home chillin'.....
No, you're at home. Don't make it sound interesting by adding a stupid word on the end.
Must add
'When football was football'
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Post by pretzel on May 6, 2020 17:44:17 GMT
'having said that'
I now realise what a load of bollocks I just came out with.
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