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Post by burberrybassist on Apr 28, 2009 13:36:23 GMT
Quim
Olivier De Cock
Brian Pinas
Jung Yoo Suck
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Post by mumf14 on Apr 28, 2009 13:37:48 GMT
Shittu.
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Post by euan ouzami on Apr 28, 2009 13:38:19 GMT
Bernt Haas ...(shouldn't light his farts)
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Post by Cast no shadow on Apr 28, 2009 13:38:22 GMT
periwinkle
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Post by doctorbaker on Apr 28, 2009 13:38:23 GMT
Bernt Haas
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Post by Kirstendunstslovebubbles on Apr 28, 2009 13:40:34 GMT
Jermaine McSporran
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 28, 2009 13:41:52 GMT
Kuntz - I win ;D
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Post by burberrybassist on Apr 28, 2009 13:42:39 GMT
Bernt Haas ...(shouldn't light his farts) HAHAHAHAHA! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by euan ouzami on Apr 28, 2009 13:43:48 GMT
unfortunatley - not my own work!  |
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Post by StatesideStokie on Apr 28, 2009 13:45:20 GMT
Dean Windass
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Post by burberrybassist on Apr 28, 2009 13:45:43 GMT
I always used to giggle as a teenager at david seaman
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 28, 2009 13:49:54 GMT
Haven't heard of him for a while but briefly played for Sheffield Wednesday i think: Ndumbu-Nsungu .... or something equally hilarious ;D On football manager i'm sure i found one called Mott aswell somewhere |
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Post by Brick-Top on Apr 28, 2009 13:52:20 GMT
Van der Vaart - sounds like fart  |
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Post by burberrybassist on Apr 28, 2009 13:54:13 GMT
This one has got to be a wind up but apparently there was a guy who played for Algeria in the 1970's called Ars Bandeet. Anyone know if this is true or not only it seems to good to be real!!!
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Post by burberrybassist on Apr 28, 2009 13:56:16 GMT
Steve Death is pretty good, used to play for Hull I think
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SoCalStoker
Lads'n'Dads
Cleveland Stokers - 1968 NASL Lakes Division Champions...
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Post by SoCalStoker on Apr 28, 2009 13:56:49 GMT
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Post by trend....... on Apr 28, 2009 13:58:19 GMT
Richard Cresswell
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Post by euan ouzami on Apr 28, 2009 13:58:48 GMT
I always used to giggle as a teenager at david seaman I once saw Villa play QPR. The goalies were Spink and Seaman! |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Apr 28, 2009 13:58:56 GMT
Old Stokies will remember 1st 2 names on team sheet in late 60's: Farmer Palmer
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 28, 2009 13:59:07 GMT
This one has got to be a wind up but apparently there was a guy who played for Algeria in the 1970's called Ars Bandeet. Anyone know if this is true or not only it seems to good to be real!!! Hardly proof but here you go if anyone is on gaybook www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6273553301 |
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 28, 2009 14:01:09 GMT
Danny Invincible
Paul Dickov
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Post by burberrybassist on Apr 28, 2009 14:01:20 GMT
This one has got to be a wind up but apparently there was a guy who played for Algeria in the 1970's called Ars Bandeet. Anyone know if this is true or not only it seems to good to be real!!! Hardly proof but here you go if anyone is on gaybook www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6273553301Really hope he's real. I'm gonna go and make make him on Fifa 09. In fact I'm going to go and make a footballing funny names 11 (anything to get out of writing my dissertation) |
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Post by burberrybassist on Apr 28, 2009 14:02:51 GMT
PMSL at that facebook page, theres a bloke who played for East Germany called Ralf Minge!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2009 14:05:11 GMT
Michael Bolochowechyj is always good for a chuckle when he notches on Soccer Satruday.
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Post by staffordstokie999 on Apr 28, 2009 14:08:34 GMT
David Batty
David Ginola ( an anagram of vagina dildo)
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Apr 28, 2009 14:10:11 GMT
Butt
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Post by PerCyfilth ....Captains Log on Apr 28, 2009 14:10:21 GMT
Stefan Kuntz
The former German international was a key figure at Euro 96 for both his team and the British tabloids.
2 Milan Fukal
The Czech defender was once on trial with Leeds and linked with a move to Manchester City but has since gone on to do Fukal. He now plays for hometown club FK 97.
3 Quim
The Portuguese keeper is actually called Joaquim Manuel Sampaio da Silva, but uses his nickname blissfully unaware at the delight he provides for English-speaking fans.
4 Ars Bandeet
This one could be an urban legend, but apparently this was the name of an Algerian international in the 1970s.
5 Johan de Kock
From a possible cock and bull story to a plain old Kock story. The former Dutch international is another Euro 96 veteran. He won the Uefa Cup with Schalke in 1997
6 Danny Shittu
The Nigerian international was recently relegated from the Premier League with Watford. The 6ft 3in is used to entertaining Football League stadium announces from his time with QPR.
7 Chiqui Arce
Another example of a Latin footballer exacerbating an already humorous name. Paraguay international Francisco Arce at one point had his name as Chiqui Arce on the back of his shirt.
8 David Goodwillie
Goodwillie became the youngest scorer in the SPL when he scored for Dundee United against Hibs in March. Now aged 18, Goodwillie will be entertaining fans for many years to come.
9 Rafael Scheidt
He's Scheidt and he knows he is. Rafael was signed for Celtic by the equally Scheidt management duo of Kenny Dalglish and John Barnes for £5 million. He started just one game and was shipped out by Martin O'Neill.
10 Segar Bastard
Bastard played for Upton Park and England in the late 19th century. He went on to become a referee and was therefore quite literally the Bastard in the black
Stefan Kuntz
Chiqui Arce
Bongo Christ
Have-a-Look Dube
Ars Bandeet
Segar Bastard
Rafael Scheidt
Rod Fanni
Johnny Moustache
David Goodwillie
Danny Shittu
Johan de Cock
Milan Fukal
Quim
Brian Pinas
Bernt Haas
Uwe Fuchs
Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede
Wolfgang Wolf
Creedence Clearwater Couto
Norman Conquest
Danger Fourpence
Paul Dickov
Argelico Fucks
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Post by burberrybassist on Apr 28, 2009 14:10:54 GMT
Hehehe, vagina dildo
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Post by Kirstendunstslovebubbles on Apr 28, 2009 14:12:35 GMT
Wondered how long it would take  |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Apr 28, 2009 14:13:30 GMT
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used to piss me off when commentators and pundits referred to him as davvvvveeeeed. Its fookin david ffs this is england where that is how we pronounce that name. the frogs can pronounce it davvvvvveeeeed buts its david. Even the welsh would agree.
Anyway he was just another diving cheat and never forgave him for diving and getting Clarke sent off in an FA cup match few years ago.
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