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Post by jbstokie on Jan 2, 2009 20:14:41 GMT
Inspired by thevue's thread, has anybody got any ideas for Vince. He's never played well enough or for long enough to earn a song before but as vue pointed out, He wears the red and white and deserves our support... just about  |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jan 2, 2009 20:16:09 GMT
If Vince can play for Juve so can I
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Post by jbstokie on Jan 2, 2009 20:18:09 GMT
Yeah that'll do ;D
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Post by RMSCFC on Jan 2, 2009 20:24:38 GMT
come on ladz get behind him
hes a stoke player nd if we want him to pay the best he can get behind him in the good way anbd if he starts gttin abuse do u fink that he will do anytin else??
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Post by RAF on Jan 2, 2009 20:28:16 GMT
I'm sorry, but this 'He wears red and white' so we should just get behind him no matter what is an absolute load of bollox.
This useless sack of shit has taken the piss out of our club for 2 years , he is lazy, doesn't try , doesn't give a fuck and is downright fucking useless.
He doesn't give a fuck about the fans and all he is bothered about is taking his money every month.
I won't boo the twat , but I won't be getting behind the fucker either!!!
H
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Post by stokie25 on Jan 2, 2009 20:30:42 GMT
I'd rather choke on my baltie pie...no - i'd rather Periwank choked on a balti pie...than him ever grace the Brit again....I support any Stoke player..but i've only got so much patience, kids  |
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Post by jbstokie on Jan 2, 2009 20:33:09 GMT
I agree with your points about him H but maybe a bit of support will do him good
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Post by RAF on Jan 2, 2009 20:37:12 GMT
Well it certainly can't hurt can it?
I just don't see him scoring whether we get behind him or not.
What Juventus ever saw in him is gone forever.
H
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Post by stokie25 on Jan 2, 2009 20:40:28 GMT
i'm sure i speak for a few, when i say that in the eye of the team, fans and Stoke City...i'll support any player, regardless of their 'contribution'....but please do not deny that Pericard has labelled himself as 'gifted', believes he is a quality 'acquisition' and has done nothing for us!!!! He put his own father in hot water, yet we should blindly trust that his heart is with Stoke........arses......he'd sell his own Grandma to save his lazy arse!
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Post by rambo61 on Jan 2, 2009 20:42:09 GMT
When he came on at West Ham Istood, clapped and thought "come on Vince,show us what you,re about!" 10 mins later I was shouting "fuck off Periwank,you lazy TWAT!!!" That about sms up the situation for me!! |
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Post by kingdeano on Jan 2, 2009 20:44:36 GMT
sing a song for that pile of wank?? id rather stab myself in the eye with hot needles. he is the biggest pile of shit ever to pull on the red and white, he as continuously took the piss out of us and never even broke sweat for the club that stuck by him when he was in jail.
i personally hope the twat breaks his neck in the warm up
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Post by fradleyhomes on Jan 2, 2009 20:44:37 GMT
I don't want him playing any more than anybody else does, however i will be cheering him on tomorrow, he plays for Stoke and i will support whoever represents us.
I know the fans who go tomorrow including mesen will get behind him, it annoys me when there are people on here who I KNOW don't go home and away and have hardly seen him play start berating him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 20:44:59 GMT
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vince is wank
Shit
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 20:46:15 GMT
Roses are red Violets are blue Vince is wank Shit Pure poetry Tom ;D |
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Post by shoey100 on Jan 2, 2009 20:46:32 GMT
"If Vince can play for Juve" should get going - hes turned into a comedy character lets be honest, and no matter how much we support the guy he's never delivered so I can't see how it can suddenly change - so we may as well have a laugh with our songs for him
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jan 2, 2009 20:51:35 GMT
'Vincent' - a poem by Ludicrousscrotum
Oh Vince, Vince,
You big fucking tart,
We've tried our best,
To let you in to our hearts
When you first arrived,
We thought 'Oh, cool',
But we soon derived,
You were as much use as a mule
No pace on the floor,
No leap in the air,
Your all round game poor,
No passion, no flare
Your bottle has gone,
Your talent binned,
Maybe you lost it all,
In a bog in Turin
You've outstayed your welcome,
We're sick of your crap,
So please piss off Vince,
And never come back.
Thank you.
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Post by jbstokie on Jan 2, 2009 20:57:53 GMT
Beautiful work ;D
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Post by stokie25 on Jan 2, 2009 21:00:26 GMT
I don't want him playing any more than anybody else does, however i will be cheering him on tomorrow, he plays for Stoke and i will support whoever represents us. I know the fans who go tomorrow including mesen will get behind him, it annoys me when there are people on here who I KNOW don't go home and away and have hardly seen him play start berating him. you have got to be winding me up...i've spent good money watching this chancer big himself up....and i won't spend another unnecessary penny, watching him shaft us, when we have far superior players who are watching this poser from the bench...and please don't tell me he must be better than those sitting in the dug out....cus he ISN'T Edit: Ludicrous...i like that a lot...my sentiments exactly ;D |
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Post by rambo61 on Jan 2, 2009 21:00:30 GMT
sing a song for that pile of wank?? id rather stab myself in the eye with hot needles. he is the biggest pile of shit ever to pull on the red and white, he as continuously took the piss out of us and never even broke sweat for the club that stuck by him when he was in jail. i personally hope the twat breaks his neck in the warm up ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You ever thought of taking up poetry Deano??? |
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Post by kingdeano on Jan 2, 2009 21:04:21 GMT
mate i cant even bloody write a sentence never mind a poem! lol
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Post by block30row19 on Jan 2, 2009 22:03:55 GMT
I'm going for 3-1 Stoke Perrywinkle to bag a brace  |
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Post by rambo61 on Jan 2, 2009 22:05:45 GMT
I'm going for 3-1 Stoke Perrywinkle to bag a brace What... off a bird with dodgy teeth!!!! |
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Post by drwhom on Jan 2, 2009 22:09:10 GMT
I think the difficulty is in expressing our feelings for Vincent through the medium of a an actual song. Fortunately, music is a broader church than mere songs and I think I've got a musical response to Vince that should cover all bases.
So, when he appears I think there should be ten minutes of atonal hollering from the fans and a small specially organised section should bang empty dolls heads against tin signs that point towards Swansea. This should all build into a frenzy and be so loud that it would shred Tommy's socks.
After this slowly pipes down then the bagpipes should pipe up. 17,000 bagpipes. All played through megaphones and condensed into the loudspeaker of one Sony Ericsson k550i.
Then we should play the song "Sheila Take A Bow" on a vitrolla, backwards at 78rpm while Eric Bristow throws bagels at the speaker.
At the end of it all we should relapse into polite applause while one person mutters "Oh tits" into their scarf.
That's Vince's new song.
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Post by jarhead on Jan 2, 2009 22:18:57 GMT
Your wank and you know you are Your wank and you know you are.....
Maybe we could sing...
'Tony signed me ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
'Tony signed me ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh on a three year deal i was never the real deal...
oooooohhhh Tony you prick on Tony you prick you signed an utter twat he makes you look a twat...
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Post by jarhead on Jan 2, 2009 22:20:30 GMT
know what your saying though son above...if he scores ten tomoz he still is a complete wanker who should be shot for fraud!!!
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Post by rambo61 on Jan 2, 2009 22:22:12 GMT
How about "time to goooo.FUCK OFF!!!" |
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Post by ohcityweloveyou on Jan 2, 2009 22:30:24 GMT
Come on he did a lovely dummy against fulham  |
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Post by bogus on Jan 2, 2009 22:35:04 GMT
Starry
starry night
paint your palette blue and grey
look out on a summer's day
with eyes that know the
darkness in my soul.
Shadows on the hills
sketch the trees and the daffodils
catch the breeze and the winter chills
in colors on the snowy linen land.
And now I understand what you tried to say to me
how you suffered for your sanity
how you tried to set them free.
They would not listen
they did not know how
perhaps they'll listen now.
Starry
starry night
flaming flo'rs that brightly blaze
swirling clouds in violet haze reflect in
Vincent's eyes of China blue.
Colors changing hue
morning fields of amber grain
weathered faces lined in pain
are soothed beneath the artist's
loving hand.
And now I understand what you tried to say to me
how you suffered for your sanity
how you tried to set them free.
perhaps they'll listen now.
For they could not love you
but still your love was true
and when no hope was left in sight on that starry
starry night.
You took your life
as lovers often do;
But I could have told you
Vincent
this world was never
meant for one
as beautiful as you.
Starry
starry night
portraits hung in empty halls
frameless heads on nameless walls
with eyes
that watch the world and can't forget.
Like the stranger that you've met
the ragged men in ragged clothes
the silver thorn of bloddy rose
lie crushed and broken
on the virgin snow.
And now I think I know what you tried to say to me
how you suffered for your sanity
how you tried to set them free.
They would not listen
they're not
list'ning still
perhaps they never will.
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Post by jbstokie on Jan 2, 2009 22:41:48 GMT
Did you write that Bogus? |
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Post by bogus on Jan 2, 2009 22:45:03 GMT
Did you write that Bogus? No, JB. ;D A bloke called Don McLean, of American Pie fame. It's a song about Vincent Van Gogh, apparently. |
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