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Post by soulstoke59 on Dec 24, 2008 18:42:11 GMT
this will be sung oh manchester is full of shit oh manchester is full of shit shit shit and more shit oh manchester is full of shit
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Post by ohcityweloveyou on Dec 24, 2008 23:03:42 GMT
I wanna be a city ranger ( i wanna be a city ranger) i wanna live a life of danger (i wanna live a life of danger) i wanna be a scuba diver (i wanna be a scuba diver) i wanna have a 69'er ( i wanna have a 69'er) with the girl that i love best (with the girl that i love best) many of times ive sucked her breast (many of times ive sucked her breast) F***ed her standing, (F***ed her standing) F***ed her lying, (F***ed her lying) If she had wings (If she had wings ) Id f**k her flying, (Id f**k her flying) Now shes gone (Now shes gone) Not forgotten (not forgotten) Dig her up, ( dig her up) shag her often (shag her often)
s c s c f s c f c CITY
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Post by McLovin on Dec 25, 2008 18:38:27 GMT
i think it must be sung to the tune of the animals went on 2by2 His neck scars prove hes lost his head tevez, tevez... You’ll never shag a sexy bird tevez, tevez... You ugly tw@t u argie c(_)nt...they've sewn ur head on back to front... carlos tevez herman munsters son!! change he'll never shag a sexy bird to "he'll never get a girl in bed"
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Post by McLovin on Dec 25, 2008 18:39:05 GMT
I wanna be a city ranger ( i wanna be a city ranger) i wanna live a life of danger (i wanna live a life of danger) i wanna be a scuba diver (i wanna be a scuba diver) i wanna have a 69'er ( i wanna have a 69'er) with the girl that i love best (with the girl that i love best) many of times ive sucked her breast (many of times ive sucked her breast) F***ed her standing, (F***ed her standing) F***ed her lying, (F***ed her lying) If she had wings (If she had wings ) Id f**k her flying, (Id f**k her flying) Now shes gone (Now shes gone) Not forgotten (not forgotten) Dig her up, ( dig her up) shag her often (shag her often) s c s c f s c f c CITY We're not Bradford. Lets not do that, ay?
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Post by ohcityweloveyou on Dec 25, 2008 20:11:50 GMT
I wanna be a city ranger ( i wanna be a city ranger) i wanna live a life of danger (i wanna live a life of danger) i wanna be a scuba diver (i wanna be a scuba diver) i wanna have a 69'er ( i wanna have a 69'er) with the girl that i love best (with the girl that i love best) many of times ive sucked her breast (many of times ive sucked her breast) F***ed her standing, (F***ed her standing) F***ed her lying, (F***ed her lying) If she had wings (If she had wings ) Id f**k her flying, (Id f**k her flying) Now shes gone (Now shes gone) Not forgotten (not forgotten) Dig her up, ( dig her up) shag her often (shag her often) s c s c f s c f c CITY We're not Bradford. Lets not do that, ay? just a suggestion calm down
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Post by daverichards on Dec 25, 2008 20:15:14 GMT
Stand up if you hate sky sports Stand up if you hate sky sports Stand up if you hate sky sports
then switch to
Stand up if you hate murdoch Stand up if you hate murdoch
etc.
Murdoch's murdered football murdoch murdoch's murdered football
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Post by upthepotters on Dec 25, 2008 20:19:05 GMT
he dives like a tart he wines like a bitch that boy ronaldo loves real madrid
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Post by auricle on Dec 25, 2008 22:35:46 GMT
To the tune of "remember you're a womble":
Ronaldo you're a winker
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Post by Olgrligm on Dec 26, 2008 10:43:34 GMT
For heaven's sake, it's 'WANKER', not 'winker' and all its stupid bloody connotations of the last World Cup. Just to clarify, that's 'WANKER' not bloody 'winker'.
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Post by snazzer on Dec 26, 2008 11:16:03 GMT
You're Manc, and you're f***ing w*nk! or Na na na nana na na, na na na na, Manc c*nts! [/quote] Like it! But would be more accurate if Manc was replaced with Cockney/Japanese
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Post by MUZZPERTH on Dec 26, 2008 11:29:22 GMT
i went out for a pint, i got fuckin plastered,
i went home and beat the wife cos shes a man u bastard
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