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Post by Trouserdog on Dec 10, 2007 19:20:12 GMT
...for Martin Spinks.
What the hell is he going to write about now that we have actually signed him?
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Post by Olgrligm on Dec 10, 2007 19:35:58 GMT
'I told you so.'
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Post by stayingupfor Sexualchocolate on Dec 10, 2007 19:41:52 GMT
Im sure he'll find some other non-story and run it for months
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Post by Trouserdog on Dec 10, 2007 19:53:56 GMT
MY BIG DUMP BY CITY ACE DIAO
New City-midfield star Salif Diao celebrated signing his new two year contract by indulging himself in a satisfying half-hour session on the bog, writes Martin Spinks.
Diao was heard to emit several loud farts in the dressing room toilet, before curling out a massive log and shouting "yabba dabba doo" as it slid down the porcelain and into the water.
The Senegalese international is said to have used up half a roll of toilet paper in cleaning up the aftermath of his first-turd as a City player, the cost of which could considerably eat into Tony Pulis' transfer warchest.
Diao was unavailable for comment as he had gone to the shops to buy a porno.
TOMORROW: "My evening of Razzle heaven" by Salif Diao
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Post by 606Stokie on Dec 10, 2007 19:59:38 GMT
MY BIG DUMP BY CITY ACE DIAO New City-midfield star Salif Diao celebrated signing his new two year contract by indulging himself in a satisfying half-hour session on the bog, writes Martin Spinks. Diao was heard to emit several loud farts in the dressing room toilet, before curling out a massive log and shouting "yabba dabba doo" as it slid down the porcelain and into the water. The Senegalese international is said to have used up half a roll of toilet paper in cleaning up the aftermath of his first-turd as a City player, the cost of which could considerably eat into Tony Pulis' transfer warchest. Diao was unavailable for comment as he had gone to the shops to buy a porno. TOMORROW: "My evening of Razzle heaven" by Salif Diao PMSL!!!!!!!!!! Exalt for that one...
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Post by emery1985 on Dec 11, 2007 0:00:33 GMT
lol @ "razzle heaven"
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