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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Jul 2, 2008 15:38:31 GMT
...have you ever had a threesome before? how did it go??
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Post by vote for pedro on Jul 2, 2008 15:41:37 GMT
thought you were talking about "spocking" then
2 in the pink 2 in the stink
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Jul 2, 2008 15:43:56 GMT
thought you were talking about "spocking" then 2 in the pink 2 in the stink Spocking?? please enlighten |
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Post by vote for pedro on Jul 2, 2008 15:48:24 GMT
think of the hand sign that spock off star treck does
then think of a lady bent over
2 in the pink and 2 in the stink ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2008 15:53:43 GMT
That is fucking brilliant pedro. Have some special K.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 2, 2008 15:55:00 GMT
That pedro is 9-5er material. Join us you cunt'   |
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Post by the cat on Jul 2, 2008 15:59:46 GMT
  Et Voilá! |
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Post by vote for pedro on Jul 2, 2008 16:00:47 GMT
somebody has just smited me! twice!
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Jul 2, 2008 16:03:43 GMT
Live long and Prosper....spocking....fucking classic pedro!!!
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Post by vote for pedro on Jul 2, 2008 16:13:09 GMT
3 times now!
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Post by vote for pedro on Jul 2, 2008 16:13:51 GMT
google it then look on urban dictionary
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Post by BrianLeicsStokie on Jul 2, 2008 16:27:08 GMT
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Post by vote for pedro on Jul 2, 2008 16:31:01 GMT
ta brian right back at you
im now at 20
so i've had 4 k's in about 5 mins
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2008 18:31:30 GMT
Have one off me pedro.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 2, 2008 18:33:47 GMT
Me also Pedro |
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Post by trend....... on Jul 2, 2008 18:45:41 GMT
SuperRickyFuller......did you shit ya sen on your bathroom floor? ;D i asked on 9-5ers but musnt of seen it...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2008 18:48:16 GMT
Fuck me, that's random TREND. You should be on the 9-5ers |
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Post by myleftboot on Jul 2, 2008 18:58:41 GMT
Bloke goes up Hanley one night an pulls this reet fit 62 year old woman. They get off with each other and he takes her home to her house. Their at the bottom of the stairs kissing and she goes "have you ever had a threesome" thinking his lucks in he says "noooo", She then shouts up the stairs "MOTHER COME DOWN HERE A MINUTE" ;D
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 2, 2008 19:10:30 GMT
SuperRickyFuller......did you shit ya sen on your bathroom floor? ;D i asked on 9-5ers but musnt of seen it... I won't deny it I'll tell the story.. Friday night I had a bit of a house party. Loadsa booze flowing, the infamous Marcus Bridge shagging away with Charl in my bedroom the cheeky randy fucker and a few pissed folk. Anyways.. I went out with 2 mates to grab a kebab from down the road. I came back with nout and went to the bog. This was about 1:30am. I suddenly woke up at about 5:30am sitting on the bog with Jacqui (my girlfriend) saying "What the fucking hell!?". She pointed at 2 piles of turd and a puddle of piss and sick. I replied.. "Oh dear.. who's done that?" "You! Ben came in and saw you crouching!" "Oh dear.. errrmmm.. shall I clean it up then?" I've never ever ben so pissed in all my life! Never done anything like that anyway. The most confusing thing is that why the fuck would I piss, shit and throw up all over the bathroom floor, than go sleep sitting on the bog? From the time I came back and woke up is a complete blank and I remember nothing from it. That's my excuse anyways ;D But yeah.. fucking disgusting |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2008 19:16:03 GMT
I don't understand what the big deal is, isn't that just a normal night? Fair enough, sometimes I save the shits for my bed but I can appreciate you're thinking by increasing the efficiency of the whole operation by keeping all the body excrements in one room. I have to admite the addition of falling asleep on the bog is quite genius, in fact, I will attempt to incorporate that into my next Friday night binge. Good work SRF ;D |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 2, 2008 19:17:46 GMT
Nothing like re-decorating the bathroom ;D
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 2, 2008 19:19:19 GMT
I'm on quite a roll of genius today aren't I WD? ;D I usually just try and slip a finger up the girlfriends shitter when I'm pissed but this is the worst I've ever accomplished on my Friday nights |
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Post by scfcmatt on Jul 2, 2008 19:21:41 GMT
1 in the rectum dunner affect 'em
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Post by trend....... on Jul 2, 2008 19:21:48 GMT
;D;D pisser! my question wasnt quite so random so ! whens your next party ? |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 2, 2008 19:23:58 GMT
I onna having another fucking party mate. Not at my house anyways. Too much hassle! If anyone else shat on my bathroom I would've forced them to eat every fucking molecule of it ;D |
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Post by trend....... on Jul 2, 2008 19:27:37 GMT
haha dunna blame ya! i had a party a couple of months ago which went a bit tits up, never again ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2008 19:28:54 GMT
Right, who's up for SRF's house this Friday night? It's a themed party - the theme being "faeces". Beer and kebabs are provided but you have to produce your own shit (anywhere but in the toilet). Sounds like a winner to me. See ya Friday mate (make mine a vindaloo) ;D |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 2, 2008 19:32:10 GMT
You funny ubercunt WD Getting turd out of a creme carpet would be a nightmare. Oh my days  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2008 19:39:54 GMT
Get yourself brown carpets then.
Or if you can't get the shyte stains out of our creme carpet then just buy mats and strategically place them around the room.
It might not help with the smell but that's what pot pouri and glade are for. Get a dozen of them in your house randomly spunking out smells of flowers, meadows and roses and you're sorted.
Everyone's a winner.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jul 2, 2008 19:46:09 GMT
Well.. you've swung it for me WD. Cunt' The lazycunt approach to cleaning really does work |
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