|
|
Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 27, 2008 9:48:08 GMT
 winner gets threesome with kerry katona and anne widdecombe |
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2008 9:55:05 GMT
“Ku-Klux-Klan recruit latest member, Rex”
|
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2008 9:55:59 GMT
“Police release picture of prime suspect in Pedigree Chum heist”
|
|
|
|
Post by bossthemidfield on Jun 27, 2008 10:02:05 GMT
Queens corgi held for ransom somewhere in Stoke on Trent.
|
|
|
|
Post by pintofsmiths on Jun 27, 2008 10:04:35 GMT
Dog goes ingognito after being found to have cheated at the Euro 2008 Fantasy Football league.
|
|
sheffieldstokie82
Youth Player
Watching games at night in NZ really changes the way you think about things.
Posts: 370
Location: Wellington, NZ
|
Post by sheffieldstokie82 on Jun 27, 2008 10:11:00 GMT
Sandal caught buggering dog in a bag-mask.
|
|
|
|
Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 27, 2008 10:11:57 GMT
cunning brown paper bag disguises itself as dog
|
|
|
|
Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 27, 2008 10:19:28 GMT
local man "pintofsmiths" attempts to cheat family and freinds out of money then abuses family dog in "paper bag and sandal up arse" incident  |
|
|
|
Post by vestanpance on Jun 27, 2008 10:23:34 GMT
Animal farm star keeps low public profile.
|
|
|
|
Post by stokiematt on Jun 27, 2008 10:24:12 GMT
bag dog shits shoes
|
|
|
|
Post by robdog on Jun 27, 2008 10:32:35 GMT
this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'doggy bag'
|
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2008 10:38:59 GMT
“New survey revealing pets pick up habits from owners coincidences with news that Amy Winehouse’s dog is a bag head”
|
|
|
|
Post by chunkie on Jun 27, 2008 10:58:17 GMT
chinese takeaway returned as "undercooked"
|
|
|
|
Post by vestanpance on Jun 27, 2008 10:58:44 GMT
;D
Good effort Chunk. Have some K love
|
|
|
|
Post by LDE76 on Jun 27, 2008 11:03:26 GMT
Family Pet wins today's caption competition; dons disguise in attempt to escape prize-giving.
|
|
|
|
Post by York 'Force 10' Stokie on Jun 27, 2008 11:30:27 GMT
Ebay Seller to receive negative feedback due to ruff (rough), doggy (pronounced dodgy) packaging!!!!!  ;D ;D I'll get me coat! |
|
|
|
Post by York 'Force 10' Stokie on Jun 27, 2008 11:34:37 GMT
Or
Prince Phillip sells one of Queens Corgis on Ebay!!!
;D ;D ;D
I know I know its as bad as the first one!
|
|
|
|
Post by Batfink on Jun 27, 2008 11:48:41 GMT
"You might think its funny putting a bag on my head. I think is funnier that I have just shit in your sandal!"
|
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2008 11:50:21 GMT
Uttershyte  |
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2008 11:53:32 GMT
I’m a cunt?
That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
|
|
|
|
Post by Batfink on Jun 27, 2008 11:54:45 GMT
Uttershyte sorry |
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2008 11:56:30 GMT
So you should be. Did you know sidders is a hermaphrodite? |
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2008 11:57:10 GMT
Yeah, leave my Sanadal alone.
Whatever a Sanadal is.
|
|
|
|
Post by vestanpance on Jun 27, 2008 11:58:40 GMT
It means you can go fuck yourself.
|
|
|
|
Post by vestanpance on Jun 27, 2008 12:01:17 GMT
It works for me.
|
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2008 12:02:34 GMT
You are of course correct.
I can go fuck myself, I am generously blessed that way.
Thank you for noticing.
|
|
|
|
Post by vestanpance on Jun 27, 2008 12:06:28 GMT
You only do that because you can't get any other action.
Even george Michael wouldn't do you. And he did that Tramp who was looking in the bins.
That's how ugly you is. 'member i told you.
|
|
|
|
Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 27, 2008 12:08:19 GMT
winner gets threesome with kerry katona and anne widdecombe "identity of dog protected as vestan faces court shame" |
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2008 12:09:49 GMT
Hey I’ve had plenty of action in my time Vestan. That’s why I’m in court next week.
A mixture of under-age and rohypnol and coke conquests – I love it.
|
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2008 12:10:22 GMT
Dave, that is fucking genius mate.
Have some karma.
;D ;D ;D
|
|
;D ;D
