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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 7:02:04 GMT
These boots were made for walking?
Schumacher ? Get it?
They’ll walk right over you!
I’ll get me coat. I know, load of cobblers.
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Post by theonlooker on Dec 20, 2023 7:12:45 GMT
Absolutely horrendous all of them.
🤣
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Post by kidcrewbob on Dec 20, 2023 7:20:16 GMT
These boots were made for walking? Schumacher ? Get it? They’ll walk right over you! I’ll get me coat. I know, load of cobblers. I tried that one in another thread and got tumbleweed - we're wasted on this lot mate..... 😉
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Post by kidcrewbob on Dec 20, 2023 7:21:01 GMT
Absolutely horrendous all of them. 🤣 Schu Schu Shu the funky gibbon The funky gibbon.....
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Post by moon on Dec 20, 2023 7:21:59 GMT
Sch’mach the bitches up
For the days when we are 1-0 down at HT, probably not acceptable in this day and age though.
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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 7:24:32 GMT
These boots were made for walking? Schumacher ? Get it? They’ll walk right over you! I’ll get me coat. I know, load of cobblers. I tried that one in another thread and got tumbleweed - we're wasted on this lot mate..... 😉 I hear you! Bit there again , i’ve been wasted a lot since the Prem!
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Post by moon on Dec 20, 2023 7:33:14 GMT
Hey Ste Don’t make it bad, Take a shit team, and make it better
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Post by premieraj on Dec 20, 2023 10:46:18 GMT
Shoey is a Stokie he comes from Liverpool….
He looks like Andy Burnham and both are effing blues…
He came to us from Argyle and this is what he said…
Alex Neil is a Scotsman with a big fat bald head!
Cleaned up a bit 😂
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Post by cvillestokie on Dec 20, 2023 10:47:56 GMT
Only one, Steven Schumacher, Only one, Steven Schumacher, He likes to attack, But we’re wank at the back, We’re living in Schumacher’s wonderland.
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Post by CillaBlacksPissFlaps on Dec 20, 2023 11:13:20 GMT
Schueys at the wheel Tell me how good does it feel We've got Junior, Ben Pearson and Tye Scoring goals we've got Andre and Mmaee Der der der der der de de de de de der der Schueys at the wheel...
Stone Roses, waterfall as suggested above.
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Post by suck_the_mop. on Dec 20, 2023 14:14:42 GMT
Knowing block 37/8 just change the Scottish Guardiola to the we've got the scouse Guardiola, he knows exactly what we need, rose at the back vidigal in attack taking us to the premier league etc...
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Post by rita sue and danny pugh on Dec 20, 2023 16:25:10 GMT
No more Michael o Neill No more Nathan jones No more Alex Neil It’s time for Schumacher
Sang to the shakira waka waka song it’s time for Africa
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Post by shaun888 on Dec 20, 2023 16:26:48 GMT
We thought he was a German But it turns out he's a Scouse And now he's moved to Trentham In a big 5 bedroom house He's managing the city And Schumey is his name He's gonna take us up the league With his fast attacking game
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Post by danceswithclams on Dec 20, 2023 16:36:55 GMT
"Schumach me feel like dancin', I wanna see us win away, Schumach me feel like dancin', This song might be slightly gay"
(You Make Me Feel Like Felching - Leo Sayer)
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Post by lurcherman on Dec 20, 2023 16:37:19 GMT
Peggy Sue Stevie Shu Stevie Shu oh how i love you Stevie Shu my Stevie, my Stevie Shu
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Post by 58Potter on Dec 20, 2023 16:59:53 GMT
Schuuuuumacher The man with the midas touch Loves Stoke so much.
Goldfinger, Shirley Bassey
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Post by suck_the_mop. on Dec 20, 2023 17:03:46 GMT
Schuuuuumacher The man with the midas touch Loves Stoke so much. Goldfinger, Shirley Bassey Good shout if IF the fans would sing it slow enough not at 200 mph loses it's effect then but as i say good shout.
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Post by teanstoke on Dec 20, 2023 17:13:01 GMT
Schuey is a Stokie He wears a Stokie hat He used to be a scsouser but he said goodbye to that He came to us from Plymouth ……… Somebody finish it ? This is what he said… ALEX NEIL IS A SCOTSMAN HE MANAGED LIKE A TWAT.
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Post by telfordstokie on Dec 20, 2023 17:46:43 GMT
We thought he was a German But it turns out he's a Scouse And now he's moved to Trentham In a big 5 bedroom house He's managing the city And Schumey is his name He's gonna take us up the league With his fast attacking game Beat one so far IMO.
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Post by marwood on Dec 20, 2023 17:57:57 GMT
OOOOOH AAAAAAHH
De do do dont de do ey EY? eY?
(KEY CHANGE)
EY? eY?
EYY
(arpeggio)
OATCAKES?????? EY (fade in - verse 3)
(Tune - "My People Were Fair and Had Sky in Their Hair... But Now They're Content to Wear Stars on Their Brows" by Tyrannosaurus Rex
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Post by mystokebadge on Dec 20, 2023 17:59:29 GMT
We thought he was a German But it turns out he's a Scouse And now he's moved to Trentham In a big 5 bedroom house He's managing the city And Schumey is his name He's gonna take us up the league With his fast attacking game to my old mans dustman ?
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Post by starkiller on Dec 20, 2023 18:07:26 GMT
'Steven Schumacher' to the tune of Gifton Noel Williams. Keep it simple.
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Post by shaun888 on Dec 20, 2023 18:14:02 GMT
We thought he was a German But it turns out he's a Scouse And now he's moved to Trentham In a big 5 bedroom house He's managing the city And Schumey is his name He's gonna take us up the league With his fast attacking game to my old mans dustman ? Yes mate
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Post by Billy the kid on Dec 20, 2023 18:24:33 GMT
We will probs go with something generic like the Pep song to the tune of glad all over
Weve got Steveie Schumacher Steveie Schumacher Weve got Steveie Schumacher Steveie Schumacher
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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 19:19:28 GMT
For his assistant - “There’s only two Mark Hughes” Spit me tea out at that one!
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Post by grovepotter on Dec 20, 2023 19:36:18 GMT
Last Christmas I gave Neil my heart, the very next day he gave it away. This year to save me from tears, I gave it to Steve Schumacher.
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Post by bridgnorthstokie on Dec 20, 2023 20:05:23 GMT
He'll get the same as every other manager..
Month 1. Stevie shu's red n white army.
Month 2. Stevie give us a wave.
Month 3. Shuey out, shuey out
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Post by swandog73 on Dec 20, 2023 20:11:14 GMT
For people of a certain age….. How did the shoe people cartoon theme go? Might be able to rustle up a song from that 😂 [be]
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Dec 20, 2023 20:14:26 GMT
Simply gotta be the "He's won it seven times..." one hasn't it?
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Post by Goonie on Dec 20, 2023 20:27:22 GMT
Schu make me feel like dancin'- dance the night away Dancin Schu Dancin Schu Dance the night away
Repeat ad nauseum
Leo Sayer
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