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Post by mrnovember on Oct 4, 2023 19:59:07 GMT
Alex Neil’s red and white army I see you don't prescribe to the school of the barmy army. It's good to know there are some more of us out there!
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Post by silsdenstokie on Oct 4, 2023 20:00:41 GMT
Jonty allouetta…oh how I hate those V shaped floodlights!
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Post by st3mark on Oct 4, 2023 20:01:49 GMT
The songs I miss the most are
We are top of the league
And
Up the football league we go.
They go hand in hand with a successful season. Which we haven't had for a while.
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Post by silsdenstokie on Oct 4, 2023 20:08:11 GMT
10 pints of bass was always a good one around Christmas time
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Post by peepin on Oct 4, 2023 20:12:15 GMT
‘By far the greatest team the world has ever seen’ been a hell of a while since that was last sung at the ground…….by home supporters that is anyway. For the away team it’s generally a right old Knees-up where it becomes a testimonial match for one their half decent players.
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Post by st3mark on Oct 4, 2023 20:12:35 GMT
Away at Bristol the boarding said "text this number if you hear any swearing".
Do you think that kind of garbage affects what people dare to sing? Making us resort to the simple and mundane "go on stoke"
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Post by peterthornesboots on Oct 4, 2023 20:35:24 GMT
The atmosphere at home is a shambles really.
However, I do think that it is a more general trend in British football.
Everything is starting to feel quite sterilised about the modern game.
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Post by Marc01 on Oct 4, 2023 20:50:00 GMT
Hello Hello, we are the Boothen boys (think thats your first one) Good song back in the day, especially in the original Boothen Art thow here, the City sing, the Vale run away And we will fight for evermore because its saturdayRun, run wherever you may be We are the lads of Stoke FC We go round in red and white And we are the lads that sing and fight I reckon that’s a case of misheard Shakespearean lyrics SS 🙂 “Hark, now hear the angels sing, a king was born today… A cover version of a 1950’s Christmas Carol…
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Post by Marc01 on Oct 4, 2023 20:59:41 GMT
Whoah, whoah, we are the boothen boys, So if you are a vale fan surrender or you die, We all follow the city. Where's ya father, wheres ya father, where's ya father referee? You haven't got one, you haven't got one, You are a bastard referee. Wash yer mouth my son, and fetch your father's gun. And shoot the Vale scum.
Not heard these songs at home for years. We don't really sing anything anymore other than go on stoke, we are stoke and delilah do we? What's with the lack of variety? I heard strains of that last night. It’s one of two terrible songs we pinched off Leeds. First heard it at Elland Road when they beat us 2-0 in early 1990. It was being sung about “Chelsea scum” by a bunch of complete drongos in the Leeds End behind the goal to the left of the Stoke fans in the Paddock. The other one we pinched was “Time to go… “ Leeds fans started that when they went 3-1 up (Harry Kewell?) in the League Cup in the first season at the Brit.
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Post by kidcrewbob on Oct 4, 2023 21:09:48 GMT
“You’ve come all this way and you lost, you lost”
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Post by marylandstoke on Oct 4, 2023 21:17:17 GMT
How do you get a snare drum through a turnstile? Patience and a lot of lube?
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Post by marylandstoke on Oct 4, 2023 21:21:14 GMT
11 men went to mow
Went to mow a meadow.
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Post by swampySCFC on Oct 4, 2023 21:25:39 GMT
Whoah, whoah, we are the boothen boys, So if you are a vale fan surrender or you die, We all follow the city. Where's ya father, wheres ya father, where's ya father referee? You haven't got one, you haven't got one, You are a bastard referee. Wash yer mouth my son, and fetch your father's gun. And shoot the Vale scum. Not heard these songs at home for years. We don't really sing anything anymore other than go on stoke, we are stoke and delilah do we? What's with the lack of variety? The second one is well appropriate for that useless prick last night
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Post by Dutchpeter on Oct 4, 2023 21:26:45 GMT
You’re going to get your fucking heads kicked in.
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Post by swampySCFC on Oct 4, 2023 21:26:55 GMT
We’ve got something you’ve not got…….we’ve got Alex Neil!!!!! Perhaps not
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Post by smallthorner on Oct 4, 2023 21:30:05 GMT
Lou, Lou, skip to ma Lou ...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2023 21:36:07 GMT
Used to love hearing Status Quo's "Rocking All Over The World" played on the PA at full time.
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Post by st3mark on Oct 4, 2023 22:13:32 GMT
Whoah, whoah, we are the boothen boys, So if you are a vale fan surrender or you die, We all follow the city. Where's ya father, wheres ya father, where's ya father referee? You haven't got one, you haven't got one, You are a bastard referee. Wash yer mouth my son, and fetch your father's gun. And shoot the Vale scum. Not heard these songs at home for years. We don't really sing anything anymore other than go on stoke, we are stoke and delilah do we? What's with the lack of variety? The second one is well appropriate for that useless prick last night That's what planted the seed for my original thoughts.
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Post by Veritas on Oct 4, 2023 22:17:50 GMT
I haven't heard Harry Roberts being belted out for a while, or get your tits out for the lads. The games gone. Thankfully
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Post by davethebass on Oct 4, 2023 22:21:29 GMT
My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2023 22:25:32 GMT
You're not very good, You're not very good, You're not very, You're not very, You're not very good, SHIT! Maybe a 'We're not very good' would be more apt.
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Post by pretzel on Oct 5, 2023 6:12:20 GMT
Sir Reginald Mitchell, he's one of our own
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Oct 5, 2023 6:33:37 GMT
"you're gonna get your f***in heads kicked in!!!" 😄
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Post by satoshi on Oct 5, 2023 6:45:50 GMT
We are evil we are evil
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Post by sportsman on Oct 5, 2023 7:10:18 GMT
More importantly, why do european teams have armies of young lads following them home and away creating amazing noise, and we’ve got mainly over 50 year olds sitting silent. Not just us but the whole of English football. The psg support at Newcastle tonight is emphatic. No it's full of tossers who dress in black, think they're hard, then the slightest bit of trouble push their mate in front of them. Oh and only sing using vowels. Oh,oh,oh. Na,na,na,na,na.
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Post by sportsman on Oct 5, 2023 7:14:39 GMT
You're going home in a north staffs ambulance.
You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked.
I always liked the where's your father referee song. Now it's you don't know what you're doing, I'm going to tell me mummy.
Probably affecting someone's human rights of mental health if we sing the better version.
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Post by satoshi on Oct 5, 2023 7:27:58 GMT
More importantly, why do european teams have armies of young lads following them home and away creating amazing noise, and we’ve got mainly over 50 year olds sitting silent. Not just us but the whole of English football. The psg support at Newcastle tonight is emphatic. No it's full of tossers who dress in black, think they're hard, then the slightest bit of trouble push their mate in front of them. Oh and only sing using vowels. Oh,oh,oh. Na,na,na,na,na. That being said, they’re still loud
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Post by Eggybread on Oct 5, 2023 8:03:28 GMT
I don't think we have ever made up an original song. As a whole we are not a very cultured bunch are we.
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Post by J-Roar on Oct 5, 2023 8:14:02 GMT
You're going home in a north staffs ambulance. You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked. I always liked the where's your father referee song. Now it's you don't know what you're doing, I'm going to tell me mummy. Probably affecting someone's human rights of mental health if we sing the better version. Perhaps because football violence isn't much of a thing any more singing about hospitalising opposition fans rings a bit hollow. That said, anything other than the unrelenting silence would make a change.
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Post by J-Roar on Oct 5, 2023 8:18:12 GMT
Whoah, whoah, we are the boothen boys, So if you are a vale fan surrender or you die, We all follow the city. Where's ya father, wheres ya father, where's ya father referee? You haven't got one, you haven't got one, You are a bastard referee. Wash yer mouth my son, and fetch your father's gun. And shoot the Vale scum. Not heard these songs at home for years. We don't really sing anything anymore other than go on stoke, we are stoke and delilah do we? What's with the lack of variety? Hear the fathers gun song most games and sounds embarrassing because it's about Port Vale. The other 2 are shit and literally were sun 50 years ago. How many songs from the 1920s were sung at the Vic in the 70s?
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