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Post by fullmetaljacket on Sept 19, 2023 14:29:02 GMT
I've always had a sexual fantasy about me and him getting it on with Susie Dent following a particularly impressive domineering showing on Countdown culminating in me turning the conundrum 'ICONFARTE' into 'Fornicate' before the things even finished turning over whilst sucking my pen seductively. I'd have to brush up on how to whimsically, eruditely and knowingly verbosely enquire if she fancied a thumb up her arse doggy style to not come across poorly educated or uncouth but Giles doesn't seem to be on Countdown much these days and I'm shit at the numbers round so would unlikely happen anyway. Ahh Susie Dent. Lovely. All posh girls love a thumb in the bum apparently
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Post by gawa on Sept 19, 2023 14:30:39 GMT
Not my cup of tea either on the face of it, but my wife knows him personally (in his capacity as chancellor of Chester Uni) and says he is charming and funny in real life. So I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Fair enough mate. Anytime the Mrs throws this morning on he's always on it and just winds me up. Comes across very pompous and disconnected from the real world. I always thought he was some sort of Royal expert they got on to chat about them. But feels like he's now on the TV every other day airing his views. Dunno why but he's just one of those people that winds me up.
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Post by henry on Sept 19, 2023 14:42:34 GMT
Being so full of hate all of the time can't be good for you. I only hate Tories mate..... How can we ever have a world free of hate and hatred when you will always hate people that don't think like you.
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on Sept 19, 2023 14:46:33 GMT
I only hate Tories mate..... How can we ever have a world free of hate and hatred when you will always hate people that don't think like you. I fucking hate Tories. Is that difficult to understand?
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Post by backintheday on Sept 19, 2023 14:47:22 GMT
I've always had a sexual fantasy about me and him getting it on with Susie Dent following a particularly impressive domineering showing on Countdown culminating in me turning the conundrum 'ICONFARTE' into 'Fornicate' before the things even finished turning over whilst sucking my pen seductively. I'd have to brush up on how to whimsically, eruditely and knowingly verbosely enquire if she fancied a thumb up her arse doggy style to not come across poorly educated or uncouth but Giles doesn't seem to be on Countdown much these days and I'm shit at the numbers round so would unlikely happen anyway. Ahh Susie Dent. Lovely. All posh girls love a thumb in the bum apparently
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Post by iancransonsknees on Sept 19, 2023 14:51:28 GMT
Like an older Badger I imagine.
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Post by knype on Sept 19, 2023 14:51:49 GMT
How can we ever have a world free of hate and hatred when you will always hate people that don't think like you. I fucking hate Tories. Is that difficult to understand? My previous statement still applies
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Post by knype on Sept 19, 2023 14:54:23 GMT
I only hate Tories mate..... How can we ever have a world free of hate and hatred when you will always hate people that don't think like you. No use knocking mate. Some people try to look good and get on in life like this. Twitter is full of them to. He probably has an EU flag and a rainbow one somewhere
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Sept 19, 2023 14:59:03 GMT
Like an older Badger I imagine. Spot on, stay classy😉
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Post by henry on Sept 19, 2023 15:10:41 GMT
How can we ever have a world free of hate and hatred when you will always hate people that don't think like you. No use knocking mate. Some people try to look good and get on in life like this. Twitter is full of them to. He probably has an EU flag and a rainbow one somewhere For someone from Fegg Hayes he's as sour as a box of frogs.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Sept 19, 2023 15:16:51 GMT
Not my cup of tea either on the face of it, but my wife knows him personally (in his capacity as chancellor of Chester Uni) and says he is charming and funny in real life. So I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. Fair enough mate. Anytime the Mrs throws this morning on he's always on it and just winds me up. Comes across very pompous and disconnected from the real world. I always thought he was some sort of Royal expert they got on to chat about them. But feels like he's now on the TV every other day airing his views. Dunno why but he's just one of those people that winds me up. I used to be like that until I saw him on Pointless and a few other shows. Anyone who can name Ed Wood/50s sci fi films and obscure punk bands etc gets my vote.Very clever guy on many fronts and some don't like that of course. A thread on Sooty would turn into a political row on here.
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Post by potterinleeds on Sept 19, 2023 15:30:36 GMT
His brand of whimsy is not my cup of tea either, but I was surprised to see him pop up in a TV documentary about Mary Whitehouse earlier on this year. Apparently in the late 1960s he was second in command to Lord Longford on a government Commission into pornography, which seemed to involve them going to places like Denmark to watch lots of films that were then illegal in the UK.
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Post by knype on Sept 19, 2023 15:49:36 GMT
No use knocking mate. Some people try to look good and get on in life like this. Twitter is full of them to. He probably has an EU flag and a rainbow one somewhere For someone from Fegg Hayes he's as sour as a box of frogs. He's not a true Fegg Hayes man mate
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Post by foster on Sept 19, 2023 15:51:27 GMT
Why does this fucker get so much TV time. He's a proper weirdo but for as long as I remember regularly gets slots on TV to air his opinions. Just comes across as a bit of a privlidged prick that can't relate to regular people. Never heard of him
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Post by noustie on Sept 19, 2023 15:51:48 GMT
I've always had a sexual fantasy about me and him getting it on with Susie Dent following a particularly impressive domineering showing on Countdown culminating in me turning the conundrum 'ICONFARTE' into 'Fornicate' before the things even finished turning over whilst sucking my pen seductively. I'd have to brush up on how to whimsically, eruditely and knowingly verbosely enquire if she fancied a thumb up her arse doggy style to not come across poorly educated or uncouth but Giles doesn't seem to be on Countdown much these days and I'm shit at the numbers round so would unlikely happen anyway. Mate I’m actually think we should start an Oatcake Crowdfunding Campaign to get you on an intense numeracy course and make this happen! Suspect Rachel would try to cock block me if I did out of petty jealousy anyway - 'We've a 1, a 1, a 1, a 2, a 1 and a 25 and your target is 998'
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Post by noustie on Sept 19, 2023 15:53:30 GMT
Like an older Badger I imagine. Keep their knitwear on during sexual intercourse?
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Post by noustie on Sept 19, 2023 15:58:19 GMT
I've always had a sexual fantasy about me and him getting it on with Susie Dent following a particularly impressive domineering showing on Countdown culminating in me turning the conundrum 'ICONFARTE' into 'Fornicate' before the things even finished turning over whilst sucking my pen seductively. I'd have to brush up on how to whimsically, eruditely and knowingly verbosely enquire if she fancied a thumb up her arse doggy style to not come across poorly educated or uncouth but Giles doesn't seem to be on Countdown much these days and I'm shit at the numbers round so would unlikely happen anyway. Would certainly make the Countdown viewers drop their fig rolls Surely Whiteley has to be in there somewhere or an inflatable Whiteley at least due to him being dead I just remembered. Whilst he was still with us I'd pictured him under the desk whispering answers because he wants to see it as much as the next man. Now see him more as an Obi Wan Kenobi vibe dishing out sagely advice in my sub-conscious - 'two from the top Noust'
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Sept 19, 2023 15:58:27 GMT
Like an older Badger I imagine. Keep their knitwear on during sexual intercourse? There’s much to be said for a mohair contraceptive device
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Sept 19, 2023 16:01:13 GMT
Would certainly make the Countdown viewers drop their fig rolls Surely Whiteley has to be in there somewhere or an inflatable Whiteley at least due to him being dead I just remembered. Whilst he was still with us I'd pictured him under the desk whispering answers because he wants to see it as much as the next man. Now see him more as an Obi Wan Kenobi vibe dishing out sagely advice in my sub-conscious - 'two from the top Noust' Use more force, Whiteley
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Post by thisisouryear on Sept 19, 2023 16:06:30 GMT
I don't mind him but it's annoying when he's on this morning talking about politics he is side by side with another Tory who works for the Mail or express and they just basically keep agreeing with each other.
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Post by knype on Sept 19, 2023 16:10:49 GMT
I don't mind him but it's annoying when he's on this morning talking about politics he is side by side with another Tory who works for the Mail or express and they just basically keep agreeing with each other. Better than listening to that utter wankstain Kevin Maguire
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Post by thisisouryear on Sept 19, 2023 17:54:48 GMT
I don't mind him but it's annoying when he's on this morning talking about politics he is side by side with another Tory who works for the Mail or express and they just basically keep agreeing with each other. Better than listening to that utter wankstain Kevin Maguire I don't like Maguire but I like Pierce a lot less, still there's no point In having 2 people who have the same views.
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Post by danceswithclams on Sept 19, 2023 18:03:41 GMT
mohair contraceptive device Saw Mohair Contraceptive Device supporting World of Twist in the early 90s. Great band.
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Post by marwood on Sept 19, 2023 19:09:09 GMT
Another one here in the 'used to think he was a pillock when I was 15' faction I couldnt see past the jumpers
However, like others he has imrepessed me with his wide knowledge on pop culture Massive fan of Sherlock Holmes and Oscar Wilde In fact he's written some books set in Victorian times where Oscar is solving Jack The Ripper type crimes like a real life Sherlock Holmes. Quite good
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Post by fullmetaljacket on Sept 19, 2023 20:05:03 GMT
He gets everywhere Gawa
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Post by aureliuspotter on Sept 19, 2023 20:47:44 GMT
Never heard of him but after doing a quick Google search he seems alright.
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on Sept 19, 2023 20:52:46 GMT
Couldn't you find a Tweet ? Nope. That the best you've got?
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on Sept 19, 2023 20:54:38 GMT
The fact that you can't see past the political views of anyone in any sphere is quite sad really. i think the word is bigot. I'm surprised. Thought you knew better. Keep an eye out for those liking these words of yours mate.
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on Sept 19, 2023 20:55:29 GMT
Bloody hell I've got the racists and the gammons out tonight.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Sept 19, 2023 21:03:50 GMT
His brand of whimsy is not my cup of tea either, but I was surprised to see him pop up in a TV documentary about Mary Whitehouse earlier on this year. Apparently in the late 1960s he was second in command to Lord Longford on a government Commission into pornography, which seemed to involve them going to places like Denmark to watch lots of films that were then illegal in the UK. Yep I saw that 😁 An expenses paid trip to Denmark to check out the grumble mags and videos. Was one fella looked like he couldn't get there quick enough She wasn't quite right
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