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Post by noustie on May 22, 2022 11:31:32 GMT
I'm currently on the run in Blair Drummond safari Park after snapping a wing mirror off a Toyota Prius in order to lob it at the fat fucker family for trying to feed me hot dogs through the fence before shitting on the roof of a white Range Rover, smearing it into the paintwork and chucking it at anyone looking suspiciously vegan.
I think it was the lazy wank on top of the scout's minibus that's really pissed everyone off though even after a couple of the kids said they'd seen their troop leader doing it at camp before.
Don't worry they'll never find me - I'm 80 foot up a fucking tree! Can't help thinking might have got this monkeypox going about though.
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Post by terryconroysmagic on May 23, 2022 17:11:40 GMT
Boris doesn’t think Monkeypox merits travel restrictions yet, thanks Boris…
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Post by theonlooker on May 23, 2022 18:13:48 GMT
Here we effing go again. Lockdown by Christmas?
"Next sLIdE please..."
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Post by terryconroysmagic on May 24, 2022 11:12:51 GMT
Belgium introduces mandatory 21 day quarantine for confirmed cases of Monkeypox 🙈
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Post by superjw on May 24, 2022 15:11:35 GMT
Here we effing go again. Lockdown by Christmas? "Next sLIdE please..." The media can't turn this into another global pandemic quick enough can they?
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Post by adri2008 on May 24, 2022 15:56:18 GMT
Here we effing go again. Lockdown by Christmas? "Next sLIdE please..." The media can't turn this into another global pandemic quick enough can they? We've had a few months off. Time for us to go back into our boxes again
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Post by mtrstudent on May 24, 2022 16:08:06 GMT
I bet there won't be lockdowns. Anyone wanna take me up on it?
Maybe we could do some acca. No lockdown and Sturgeon to mention masks before the 21st June.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 24, 2022 16:10:40 GMT
I certainly won’t be sticking my penis in a man anytime soon👀
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Post by iancransonsknees on May 24, 2022 16:39:13 GMT
I certainly won’t be sticking my penis in a man anytime soon👀 You should be so lucky.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 24, 2022 16:50:13 GMT
I certainly won’t be sticking my penis in a man anytime soon👀 You should be so lucky. Every hole used to be a goal😉
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Post by terryconroysmagic on May 24, 2022 18:42:16 GMT
I certainly won’t be sticking my penis in a man anytime soon👀 You mean again…
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Post by franklin on May 24, 2022 20:11:04 GMT
Who who who who's got it 🙂
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