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Post by The Drunken Communist on Mar 27, 2024 19:17:54 GMT
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Mar 27, 2024 19:21:43 GMT
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 19:23:24 GMT
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Post by andystokey on Mar 27, 2024 21:51:29 GMT
Later I'm going to masturbate thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it!
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Mar 27, 2024 21:52:40 GMT
Later I'm going to masturbate thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it! I feel like I should use that line more at work
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Post by andystokey on Mar 27, 2024 21:55:13 GMT
Later I'm going to masturbate thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it! I feel like I should use that line more at work I think it's OK so long as you do recycling
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Mar 29, 2024 16:09:45 GMT
Today in crossing a stream to avoid a cow world...
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Post by iancransonsknees on Mar 30, 2024 14:11:46 GMT
Need noustie to translate
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Post by iancransonsknees on Mar 30, 2024 17:48:51 GMT
🤣🤣🤣
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Post by iancransonsknees on Mar 30, 2024 18:10:52 GMT
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 30, 2024 18:14:48 GMT
Recycling as well. Multitasking at its best
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Mar 31, 2024 11:20:13 GMT
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Post by starkiller on Apr 1, 2024 9:31:25 GMT
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 1, 2024 20:50:56 GMT
I hope it's true.
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Post by cheadlepotter on Apr 1, 2024 22:57:33 GMT
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 2, 2024 3:38:21 GMT
So long as you wore it in the right context you'd be fine.
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Post by riverman on Apr 2, 2024 8:17:07 GMT
The thing is, I believe Scotland is something like 98% white so what does the bloody idiot expect?! 🙄
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Post by Paul Spencer on Apr 2, 2024 9:16:45 GMT
Too many Easter Eggs? 🤣
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Post by noustie on Apr 2, 2024 15:01:32 GMT
Need noustie to translate ME: Orate Kyle me ode sausage any chance of a favour? Kyle: What you after you chancing bastard? ME: Ma ode dear is out of tea bags and she's stuck wom with the nippers so can't go out - she says just enter forthwith. Kyle: Not being a dick are you? Just out scoffing oatcakes and with a bovril chaser. ME: No mate swear down Kyle: No problem - will drop them off shortly ------------------ ME: Mission succesful? Kyle: I knew you were being a dick - your mum went fucking mental ME: No way! Kyle: Your nan nearly shat in her knickers because I'm stood there with a box of t-bags and your mum had no idea I was coming. I had to show your messages as proof you're a bellend and she agreed you're a bellend so bought the t-bags off me anyway with a blow job once nan went sleep on the settee. That's what Google translate says anyways.
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Post by mrnovember on Apr 2, 2024 18:46:58 GMT
How is this working? Does the offending have to take place in Scotland or is it the taking of offence? Could I be done for calling a sweaty jock, a sweaty jock from the distant lands of ST7?
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 2, 2024 18:53:52 GMT
How is this working? Does the offending have to take place in Scotland or is it the taking of offence? Could I be done for calling a sweaty jock, a sweaty jock from the distant lands of ST7? Funny and true
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Post by noustie on Apr 2, 2024 20:27:59 GMT
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Post by noustie on Apr 2, 2024 20:38:54 GMT
How is this working? Does the offending have to take place in Scotland or is it the taking of offence? Could I be done for calling a sweaty jock, a sweaty jock from the distant lands of ST7? I think you’re orate but, purely for argument sake, if a Scottish bloke responded suggesting you’re a flag shagging, king rimming, East Enders loving, sassenach bastard with a smaller than average penis they’d be on shoogly ground particularly if you’re partial to wearing women’s clothes. 😉
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Post by mrnovember on Apr 2, 2024 20:42:41 GMT
How is this working? Does the offending have to take place in Scotland or is it the taking of offence? Could I be done for calling a sweaty jock, a sweaty jock from the distant lands of ST7? I think you’re orate but, purely for argument sake, if a Scottish bloke responded suggesting you’re a flag shagging, king rimming, East Enders loving, sassenach bastard with a smaller than average penis they’d be on shoogly ground particularly if you’re partial to wearing women’s clothes. 😉 Bit far that, I fooking hate EastEnders.
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Post by noustie on Apr 3, 2024 6:26:48 GMT
I think you’re orate but, purely for argument sake, if a Scottish bloke responded suggesting you’re a flag shagging, king rimming, East Enders loving, sassenach bastard with a smaller than average penis they’d be on shoogly ground particularly if you’re partial to wearing women’s clothes. 😉 Bit far that, I fooking hate EastEnders. After being visited at 5am by 3 riot vans, a dog team and a rainbow camouflaged police tank with ‘kindness’ on the battering ram I would like to apologise in writing for mis- soaping you. Sorry for any trauma, or perceived trauma, this may have caused.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 3, 2024 17:47:44 GMT
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Post by cobhamstokey on Apr 5, 2024 7:21:41 GMT
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Post by lawrieleslie on Apr 5, 2024 7:50:18 GMT
Haha 60 Police Scotland received over 60 complaints an hour. That will pale into insignificance after the next Old Firm derby game.
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Post by Davef on Apr 5, 2024 18:57:15 GMT
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Post by cvillestokie on Apr 8, 2024 0:29:52 GMT
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