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Post by tejstokie on Nov 6, 2021 19:09:10 GMT
The atmosphere was dark at Castle Mardarse. The Prince of Hatred, Hyaduck himself, was leaning over the fire roaring away in the hearth. His thoughts dominated by Micheal O'Neil, he swirled the ale in his skull shaped cup. 'I bet that shithouse has lost us another game today' he smirked to himself 'no way we win two away on the bounce' A shuffling sound toward the door was heard as christhepotter skulked in with a murderous look in his eyes 'I bring grave news Lord Hyaduck', panic filled Hyaducks face, 'Stoke have won one zip, again. I'm sorry' Hyaduck hurled the skull cup forcefully into the fire. The flames rose violently almost setting alight the giant portrait of Tibaut Verlinden set above the hearth. 'For fucks sake christhepotter, how the fuck am I supposed to go on The Oatcake slating the manager and all of the players tonight now? Does Bayernoatcake know?' Christhepotter looked sheepish 'I'm afraid we havent heard from him. He was last seen locked in his room, scouring Football Manager with the filters on 'tackling, determination, positioning and strength: at least 15'. We think he seeks a DM who might have been available last transfer window. He thinks he's found one playing for Fleetwood U23s and is just watching Youtube videos on him now. It should be a stick to beat Micheal with within days' Hyaducks face flushed with anger 'that fucking traitor, leaving us hanging. After we stuck up for him on the Jacob Brown thread n'all'. Christhepotter looked down ruefully 'I'm afraid that's another issue, Hyaduck. Brown scored the only goal today. The fucking winning goal. Remember when we said he wasnt even a footballer? Not worth a quid? We look like right twats now'. Hyaducks fist slammed into the table and sent an effigy of Micheal O'Neil flying toward christhepotters head. 'Fucking hell, at least tell me Souttar was wank' Hyaduck pleaded, 'I said he was worth about 15 quid the other day' The silence was deafening.... Bayern atop castle Mardarse upon reading this;
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Nov 6, 2021 19:45:49 GMT
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Post by pottersrule on Nov 6, 2021 19:50:26 GMT
Think he speaks very well.You can't help but like the lad.
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Post by yyy on Nov 6, 2021 20:15:40 GMT
Well, he's beginning to score goals with regularity
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Post by cobhamstokey on Nov 6, 2021 20:18:25 GMT
He's not your most naturally gifted footballer but his commitment and effort are superb. That counts for a hell of a lot. He reminds me a lot of Walters and for that reason he'll be a fans favourite.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2021 20:22:10 GMT
Always said he was a handy player who was going to come good.
Hope some people are ready to eat their words...
Really reminds me of Walters.
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Post by gingerninja on Nov 6, 2021 20:25:12 GMT
Listening to his interview post match, seems like a level headed and grounded young man. Wish we had more like him over the last few years.
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Post by foxysgloves on Nov 6, 2021 20:28:55 GMT
Nice bloke. Delighted for him. In fact I like him so much that I’m going to ignore the fact that he said he’s illegible for Scotland. And I won’t post it here. Whoops.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2021 20:29:10 GMT
He's not your most naturally gifted footballer but his commitment and effort are superb. That counts for a hell of a lot. He reminds me a lot of Walters and for that reason he'll be a fans favourite. He’s great against teams that try to build from the back as he just doesn’t give them time to make the easy passes and reposition. There was an example of that in the first half when they were under pressure and his 40 yard run towards the keeper forced them to hoof it up and we regained possession. He’s on course to finish with about 13-14 goals this season, which is a decent return if others (Powell etc) are scoring regularly as well.
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Post by citynickscfc on Nov 6, 2021 20:31:20 GMT
Great stuff from Brown today. Keep proving me wrong lad!
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Post by proudstokie on Nov 6, 2021 20:39:43 GMT
We’ll Done Jacob! Working at his game and developing into a better player all the time. A lot of admiration for that 👍
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Post by brinsleymaclagan on Nov 6, 2021 21:49:11 GMT
Good lad! Always gives his all and his finishing is improving!
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Post by a on Nov 6, 2021 21:53:13 GMT
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Post by chrispk on Nov 6, 2021 22:05:19 GMT
Love his effort and he knows he has to do it so he will start every game. Being involved in the Scotland squad will bring him on just a touch more too. Goooarn JB
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Post by Do it for dobing on Nov 6, 2021 22:36:49 GMT
Great goal today, feel he's going to get better and better and tremendous work ethic What a good signing he has become
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Post by liathroid on Nov 6, 2021 22:42:47 GMT
stick one in BROWNEY
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Post by ct1 on Nov 6, 2021 22:45:57 GMT
what about the giant todgered Hummingbird? Think I aw one at Chester Zoo. You make a valid point though Don't be fooled by the name "giant todgered", in hummingbird world that bellend is still only the size of a Bryant & May match head. I reckon the worlds finest engraver could just about squeeze the word "nowt" on there. if hes like benji he will probably engrave town by mistake
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Post by PotteringThrough on Nov 6, 2021 22:53:21 GMT
He’s a good egg is Jacob.
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Post by kustokie on Nov 6, 2021 23:17:01 GMT
He's not your most naturally gifted footballer but his commitment and effort are superb. That counts for a hell of a lot. He reminds me a lot of Walters and for that reason he'll be a fans favourite. His ball control and finishing are significantly better this season. He has scored with his head, a shot outside the box and typical poacher’s goal today. He seems like a really nice lad too. What’s not to like?
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Post by liathroid on Nov 6, 2021 23:36:58 GMT
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Jacob Brown
Nov 6, 2021 23:54:00 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2021 23:54:00 GMT
125,000 posts 😲😲😲
What an asset Brown is.
No argument.
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Post by chiswickpotter on Nov 7, 2021 0:06:28 GMT
No question he is the most popular player among the fans at Luton today. Right behind him. Such a great attitude in the pitch and with the young fans afterwards. A huge asset for the club
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Post by hyaduck on Nov 7, 2021 7:44:07 GMT
Pretty average footballer but puts teams under pressure, suppose every team as one.
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Post by cobhamstokey on Nov 7, 2021 7:49:07 GMT
Seems like a really grounded lad. Just proves how hard work can pay off.
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Post by foxysgloves on Nov 7, 2021 8:06:46 GMT
Pretty average footballer but puts teams under pressure, suppose every team as one. Every supporters message board has one attention seeker who posts drivel on a regular occasion. Unfortunately we have about 10.
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Post by tachyon on Nov 7, 2021 15:36:20 GMT
Don't you just love to see it! Top 20 players for attacking contribution with at least 900 Championship minutes play. Attachment Deleted
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Post by butlerstbob on Nov 7, 2021 15:56:45 GMT
Pretty average footballer but puts teams under pressure, suppose every team as one. Like every message board "has" posters that can't spell check!
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Post by biglad180 on Nov 7, 2021 16:12:48 GMT
No question he is the most popular player among the fans at Luton today. Right behind him. Such a great attitude in the pitch and with the young fans afterwards. A huge asset for the club we will get the best out of him if we keep encouraging him i think the lad is a confidence type of player,
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Jacob Brown
Nov 7, 2021 16:18:17 GMT
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Post by scfc75 on Nov 7, 2021 16:18:17 GMT
Pretty average footballer but puts teams under pressure, suppose every team as one. You were telling us he’s wank two weeks ago. Is he wank, or average? Fletcher and sturridge are hardly set the world alight themselves Neither has Brown, he’s wank
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Post by a on Nov 7, 2021 16:36:07 GMT
Pretty average footballer but puts teams under pressure, suppose every team as one. The pressure of being a goal down yes 😂
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