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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2020 22:35:30 GMT
I was filing out of the ground in the 1990’s soon after we moved to the Britannia stadium. we’d just won 1-0 in the cup against someone like Macclesfield- but lost the tie. We lost 2-0 at their place. I think it was Macc but will stand corrected if not.
A young lad holding his dad’s hand in front of me said “did we win dad?” And his dad replied “yes, but.... yes”.
He didn’t want to break the lad’s heart so didn’t bother to explain the 2 leg aggregate score. A ‘you needed to be there moment’ but it made me chuckle.
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Post by PotterLog on Dec 21, 2020 14:17:19 GMT
Riki Dadason got a big cheer when he stepped onto the field for his long-awaited and much-anticipated debut.. as it died down and Riki was sprinting up towards the opposition box, before the ball was even in play, a bloke behind me muttered "why 'ant yer scored yet?" Really made me chuckle. Never forgot it because of course he immediately actually did score from the corner.
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Post by flea79 on Dec 21, 2020 14:30:48 GMT
was fulham at home a few years back that will live with me forever
it was just before christmas and they did not have a large following, in fact only two people stood on the front row which was a young man with a very nice looking lady with him, they both had matching christmas jumpers on, he obviously fancied himself a bit of gangster and kept making bizarre hand gestures that look like something the bloods and crips throw, this led to us nicknaming him g unit and singing away to him which really wound him up, even more so as the nice lady with him was laughing too, i think we went two up and really started laying into him as he was frothing at the mouth at his teams display and we started asking to see his ladies tits, this set her off too and they made an almight scene, the stewards attended and laughed at them, the police then attended and threw them out, all the while we got left to wind them up!
i often wonder if that relationship lasted the journey back to London
if your that fulham fan and your lurking on here i dont regret it for one minute and your lady was very fit, i would have been on it like a leper in a pie factory
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2020 15:32:03 GMT
The whole boothen end singing...
HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS HE SHITS IN HIS PAAAAAAAANTS DARREN FLETCHER HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS
As Fletcher warmed up for MUFC, referencing his case of colitis.
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Post by cr4zyd4ve on Dec 21, 2020 17:05:19 GMT
I remember sitting in the Sentinel stand during a massive rain storm and a particularly boring Pulis era, regulation 1-0 Home win. (This could have been a home loss but not important)
The chant from the back of The Sentinel stand went up "that's why we sit up here, that's why we sit up here". This was towards the brave fans sitting in the first 10 rows of The Boothen End as they got absolutely pelted by the wind and rain.
Some sensible souls scattered and escaped the onslaught for the safety of the concourse.
Some slightly braver but less sensible souls chose to stay and wait it out. Some even chose to take their tops off and really take the brunt of the weather. Soon the chant went up from those brave few of "that's why we sit DOWN here, that's why we sit DOWN here".
Some classic Stokie humour. I think this was a televised game too!!
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Post by marylandstoke on Dec 21, 2020 17:19:21 GMT
The whole boothen end singing... HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS HE SHITS IN HIS PAAAAAAAANTS DARREN FLETCHER HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS As Fletcher warmed up for MUFC, referencing his case of colitis. And Fletch laughing along.
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Post by PotterLog on Dec 21, 2020 17:28:06 GMT
The whole boothen end singing... HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS HE SHITS IN HIS PAAAAAAAANTS DARREN FLETCHER HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS As Fletcher warmed up for MUFC, referencing his case of colitis. Equally unsympathetic and politically incorrect: Timmy Howard's got Tourette's, got Tourette's, got Tourette's Timmy Howard's got Tourette's, fuck, shit, wanker!
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Post by stokiesquaddie6300 on Dec 22, 2020 9:47:28 GMT
Around 17 years ago, a home game against someone like Rotherham. As their goalkeeper takes a goal kick, he digs up a bit of the turf. Before he can get himself back, some absolute unit from the Boothen End stands up and shouts "OI, put my F**king grass back!" to which the keeper duly does so and stamps it back down. Never forget that
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Post by claymore on Dec 22, 2020 10:31:18 GMT
The whole boothen end singing... HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS HE SHITS IN HIS PAAAAAAAANTS DARREN FLETCHER HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS As Fletcher warmed up for MUFC, referencing his case of colitis. Classy, you ignorant prick, do you know what an awful disease that is ?, if not fucking grow up and educate yourself you fucking ring piece.
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Post by tnbiscuitswithtone on Dec 22, 2020 10:37:09 GMT
Watching Gerry Tagget holding denis wise on ground with his hand around his throat, the ref (renia?) tapping him on the shoulder telling him to leave him alone.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2020 11:00:50 GMT
The whole boothen end singing... HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS HE SHITS IN HIS PAAAAAAAANTS DARREN FLETCHER HE SHITS IN HIS PANTS As Fletcher warmed up for MUFC, referencing his case of colitis. Classy, you ignorant prick, do you know what an awful disease that is ?, if not fucking grow up and educate yourself you fucking ring piece. It wasn’t just me, it was about 5 thousand people (and Fletcher laughing along as mentioned above) you “ignorant prick”. Also, I’m fully aware of it and how awful it is. It wasn’t my idea you “fucking ring piece”. Get fucked.
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Post by StokieMatt on Dec 22, 2020 11:14:01 GMT
The bank going down to the Boothen few years ago, you always get someone cutting past on the mud and falling over. Always made me laugh but the best one was someone in a full suit slipping over, still makes me chuckle now.
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Post by neddy on Dec 22, 2020 11:45:13 GMT
When I was a lot lot younger I went to a Port Vale game as Stoke were away.
It was winter so dark at 4ish and at the start of the second half after five minutes or so the light under the stand was turned off. Someone reacted immediately and shouted quote do you mind I’m trying to read over here!
Tickled me the irony!
Ned
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Post by claymore on Dec 22, 2020 15:36:39 GMT
Classy, you ignorant prick, do you know what an awful disease that is ?, if not fucking grow up and educate yourself you fucking ring piece. It wasn’t just me, it was about 5 thousand people (and Fletcher laughing along as mentioned above) you “ignorant prick”. Also, I’m fully aware of it and how awful it is. It wasn’t my idea you “fucking ring piece”. Get fucked. As I said, your a fucking "ignorant prick" and a "fucking ring piece", I have a close friend with this awful disease and also a brother in law, to see them suffer and also be vulnerable to cancer is no laughing matter, so stop being a fucking bell end and "get fucked" yourself you shit for brains prick.
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Post by staugustine on Dec 22, 2020 15:40:17 GMT
It wasn’t just me, it was about 5 thousand people (and Fletcher laughing along as mentioned above) you “ignorant prick”. Also, I’m fully aware of it and how awful it is. It wasn’t my idea you “fucking ring piece”. Get fucked. As I said, your a fucking "ignorant prick" and a "fucking ring piece", I have a close friend with this awful disease and also a brother in law, to see them suffer and also be vulnerable to cancer is no laughing matter, so stop being a fucking bell end and "get fucked" yourself you shit for brains prick. Blimey, that's all a bit strong. I don't think anyone is suggesting it's not an awful disease, but there is still room for humour. Also, even though it's obvious you feel so strongly about this, there is no need for such horrible language.
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Post by wrighter on Dec 22, 2020 16:06:36 GMT
As I said, your a fucking "ignorant prick" and a "fucking ring piece", I have a close friend with this awful disease and also a brother in law, to see them suffer and also be vulnerable to cancer is no laughing matter, so stop being a fucking bell end and "get fucked" yourself you shit for brains prick. Blimey, that's all a bit strong. I don't think anyone is suggesting it's not an awful disease, but there is still room for humour. Also, even though it's obvious you feel so strongly about this, there is no need for such horrible language. totally agree, he was just saying what another 5000 were chanting, and even Fletcher found it funny. wind your neck in fella
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Post by PotterLog on Dec 22, 2020 17:37:59 GMT
It wasn’t just me, it was about 5 thousand people (and Fletcher laughing along as mentioned above) you “ignorant prick”. Also, I’m fully aware of it and how awful it is. It wasn’t my idea you “fucking ring piece”. Get fucked. As I said, your a fucking "ignorant prick" and a "fucking ring piece", I have a close friend with this awful disease and also a brother in law, to see them suffer and also be vulnerable to cancer is no laughing matter, so stop being a fucking bell end and "get fucked" yourself you shit for brains prick. Love the touches of humour you get on a "funniest football moments" thread. Classic.
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Post by scfc75 on Dec 22, 2020 17:49:40 GMT
It wasn’t just me, it was about 5 thousand people (and Fletcher laughing along as mentioned above) you “ignorant prick”. Also, I’m fully aware of it and how awful it is. It wasn’t my idea you “fucking ring piece”. Get fucked. As I said, your a fucking "ignorant prick" and a "fucking ring piece", I have a close friend with this awful disease and also a brother in law, to see them suffer and also be vulnerable to cancer is no laughing matter, so stop being a fucking bell end and "get fucked" yourself you shit for brains prick. Quite the wordsmith...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2020 20:04:55 GMT
It wasn’t just me, it was about 5 thousand people (and Fletcher laughing along as mentioned above) you “ignorant prick”. Also, I’m fully aware of it and how awful it is. It wasn’t my idea you “fucking ring piece”. Get fucked. As I said, your a fucking "ignorant prick" and a "fucking ring piece", I have a close friend with this awful disease and also a brother in law, to see them suffer and also be vulnerable to cancer is no laughing matter, so stop being a fucking bell end and "get fucked" yourself you shit for brains prick. Have a day off mate. And it’s ‘you’re’.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2020 20:16:00 GMT
It wasn’t just me, it was about 5 thousand people (and Fletcher laughing along as mentioned above) you “ignorant prick”. Also, I’m fully aware of it and how awful it is. It wasn’t my idea you “fucking ring piece”. Get fucked. As I said, your a fucking "ignorant prick" and a "fucking ring piece", I have a close friend with this awful disease and also a brother in law, to see them suffer and also be vulnerable to cancer is no laughing matter, so stop being a fucking bell end and "get fucked" yourself you shit for brains prick. Nice to see you don't let it affect you
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Post by fazza90 on Dec 22, 2020 20:42:35 GMT
Bit of a random one... I had a few mates at Uni from Vietnam and played football with them fairly regularly, they were 2 players short for their annual friendly against the Chinese so to help them out I offered to go in goal but made it very clear I'm shocking in goal. Turns out both teams absolutely hated eachother, were purposefully going out to hurt the opponents and with no ref there was a brawl every couple of minutes. It was a really intense game so when their striker came running through one on one towards me, I didn't want to let the side down and knew my chances of saving it were very low, I quickly took my goalkeeper gloves off and as he pulled his leg back to shoot I threw the gloves in his face and he missed the ball. We went up the other end and scored a winner. They weren't happy and another fight finally ended the game. There hasn't been a Vietnam v China friendly played there since!
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Post by FranktheRabbit on Dec 22, 2020 20:59:07 GMT
What about when Danny rose was getting hammered. They brought him off for his own good. He started walking from the dug outs to the changing rooms then proper started sprinting to get away. I've never known hatred of that level before/since. Good days!!! I mean I know most people don’t look at their best crying, but fuck me. Surely in a stadium full of 25,000 you’d at least cover your face or something? Looks like a lost toddler in a supermarket.
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Post by borat on Dec 22, 2020 22:14:31 GMT
For me there's 2, 1 when we all did the Poznan after crouchey wonder goal, even miserable bastards who sat by us joined in. 2, when we all did the Wenger when he threw his arms everywhere lol
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2020 22:26:34 GMT
There's a few, but I loved the moment at the end of the 2012 season when Alex Ferguson and his players are seen walking off the pitch having just "Won" the Premier League title and they look up at the giant scoreboard to suddenly see that Manchester City had snatched the title with a last-minute, actually 94th minute, winner from Sergio Aguero. Stunned or what! I went to a charity event at the Etihad a while back and the bar inside the stadium was named "93:20" after the time of that goal.
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Post by stokeyank on Dec 23, 2020 0:16:58 GMT
Being a US based fan I’ve only been to one Stoke game (when Huth was knocked out in the 0-0 vs Man City). So all of my funniest have been the clips many have posted. My personal one was when I was playing pub league last year and we had a throw in. I am the league “Rory Delap” long throw guy. Picked up the ball took the run up and dropped the ball directly on my own head and it bounced off my foot onto the field. Ref was even laughing and forgot to call a foul throw.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2020 0:50:38 GMT
Joselu hugging the ref was a blinder, helps it was a mental game too... 4-3 wasn't it? Was it the same match Shaqiri scored that bizarre goal?
I don't think I've ever seen anything like that, the hug that is.
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Post by LGH87 on Dec 23, 2020 8:48:37 GMT
One of my favourites because it happens every week without fail, home or away and regardless of the opposition. We could be playing Pep's Man City or the Vale and at some point during the game someone will shout.....
"for fuck sake, come on stoke, these are shit!"
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