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Post by Alvechurch Assassin on Jul 16, 2020 18:48:50 GMT
Brilliant. We matter to him.
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Post by chuckrocky on Jul 16, 2020 19:01:45 GMT
Cut them some slack, their biggest achievements this century are finishing the Lorne Street stand and our relegation. Alas that's not true mate, it can't be used for football purposes as there is no concourse, they finished it off so they could use the seats for Chelsea's biggest fan to have a concert there. HOLD THE LINE! Come on mate just let them have it.
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Post by OldStokie on Jul 16, 2020 19:04:12 GMT
That Doha person has got a new fan. Grapey's link to his/her magnificent post had me enthralled. He/she sounds like a Russian boffin who survived Chernobyl. He/she is a brilliant blend of our own ESOF and Trouserdog with some Victor Momo chaff thrown in for good measure. I would definitely buy him/her a pint in the Polite Vicar.
"Schrödingers shlt fan." Bravo! (I'll have to check the cat now.)
OS.
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Post by Squeekster on Jul 16, 2020 19:17:39 GMT
Alas that's not true mate, it can't be used for football purposes as there is no concourse, they finished it off so they could use the seats for Chelsea's biggest fan to have a concert there. HOLD THE LINE! Come on mate just let them have it. Okay just for Doha!
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Post by ab61 on Jul 16, 2020 19:25:11 GMT
To be fair the season hasn’t finished for them yet. It only finishes when we are mathematically safe. Or down ! They probably haven’t even noticed League 2 has finished yet.
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Post by Bagwash on Jul 16, 2020 19:31:47 GMT
As crap as we have been the past few years,the Vale would love to be as shit as us. They are deluded soap dodging retards.
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Post by spitshaw on Jul 16, 2020 19:40:33 GMT
Well I for one loved that Doha post! Hilarious write up from what seems to be a half-intelligent Vale fan (they exist?).
Fix the multiple spelling mistakes though next time Doha mate and I'll give you top marks.
8/10
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Post by OldStokie on Jul 16, 2020 19:42:50 GMT
To be fair the season hasn’t finished for them yet. It only finishes when we are mathematically safe. Or down ! They probably haven’t even noticed League 2 has finished yet. Ha, then they are much like us at this very moment. Hence Doha's brilliant analogy with Schrödinger's cat. OS.
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Jul 16, 2020 19:54:21 GMT
To be fair the season hasn’t finished for them yet. It only finishes when we are mathematically safe. Or down ! They probably haven’t even noticed League 2 has finished yet. Ha, then they are much like us at this very moment. Hence Doha's brilliant analogy with Schrödinger's cat. OS. After watching that, I’m calling the RSPCA, poor little moggy!
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jul 16, 2020 19:55:13 GMT
Is Carol Shitagain still begging local tradesman to change her light bulbs for free?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2020 19:57:53 GMT
I know it not a popular stance on here. Yes I know them cunts lorded it over us when they had the chance . I really don't blame them. I know its perfectly reasonable to take the utter piss when you get your chance. However I give you for an example Bill Bellend, swimming pool, Mad monk, Smurff, Glenn O, Bill Bratt, Market, V Shaped lights etc. Evidence to shut the fuck up.
But I'll say this. I'd take take one great unwashed burslum valiant over a multitude of glory hunting wankshaft fucktard glory hunting cunt Manure, Victim, Chelski, or man City plastic cunt fans .
GD.
PS yes I've been drinking
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Post by britvic72 on Jul 16, 2020 20:15:01 GMT
It’s a bit hypocritical when this message board had its own thread about feeling sorry (not) for Vale fans where their season was cut short and they didn’t get the chance to push for the play offs?
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Post by franklin66 on Jul 16, 2020 21:58:04 GMT
I pray to win big on the Euromillions I'd buy them and bulldoze the shit tip and turn the space into a free dog shit toilet and employ the team to pick it up.
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Post by thevoid on Jul 16, 2020 22:21:07 GMT
OneBrainCell- the gift that keeps on giving 😎
I love how he must have spent a good hour at least cobbling that together. I can almost taste the chin dribble, sweat and tears from here 😂 Hope he gave his fingers a much needed rest after compiling his opus, rather than rushing straight off to strum his sister/mum/whichever household pet will put up with his smegma stink (delete as appropriate).
He's clearly got some borderline obsession issues. Perhaps someone scratched his Robin Reliant, or destroyed the toilet he prefers to lick the rim of, after the JPT tie (one of the 'bestest' nights in Port Fail's history no less, beating our Youth Team 4-0. I'm surprised I haven't seen any of the cleft-lipped mutants who inhabit Bozlem wearing a commemorative t-shirt of this famous night, as they shuffle off to 'Half Price Chocs and Crisps' for their 'big shop').
I just hope that each passing Stoke point towards safety pushes him further towards a full-on meltdown, and that, rather than pawning his laptop in exchange for a pair of black velcro Shoe Zone trainers and Lonsdale hoodie (now that the pubs in Bozlem are open again), he documents it for posterity on 'OneBrainCell'. I salute you sir, if for no other reason than being a Vile fan who knows what the Hadron Collider is. With knowledge like that, your working days need not have ended when Remploy closed their doors 👍
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jul 16, 2020 22:23:10 GMT
Could they have picked a worse name for a forum? ONE vale fan?
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jul 16, 2020 22:30:25 GMT
I loved the banter comment. Those vale fans are so witty.
They still sing songs about Steino, that's the "bants" they bring to the table - no wonder we can't keep up.
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Post by thevoid on Jul 16, 2020 22:45:34 GMT
It's got to be hard sitting in a near empty stadium every game watching a team that's universally ignored and thought by many to be located somewhere in Wales. I know a couple of Vale fans - good guys - but the weird thing is they only ever want to talk about Stoke. They're not obsessed with us, though. No sirree. Don't forget the cup semi, the commentator said 'Stoke is a one club city' 😊 Port Fail are an irrelevance in the wider footballing world (apart from when their bloated, pus-caked, dandruff-flecked scum fans rampage through some lower league outpost like Grimsby or Exeter, overpowering the local populace with the stench of something which might resemble on the turn kippers, but actually has no origins in the sea whatsoever 😉). Outside of the Potteries, literally no one would notice if Port Fail left the league. Their footprint upon league football has been negligible at best
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2020 22:51:17 GMT
I pray to win big on the Euromillions I'd buy them and bulldoze the shit tip and turn the space into a free dog shit toilet and employ the team to pick it up. Good luck getting 3 numbers
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Post by BristolMick on Jul 16, 2020 23:52:45 GMT
Could they have picked a worse name for a forum? ONE vale fan? OVF comes from ‘one vale fan in BRISTOL’ originally. Back in the Vale fanzine days there was the world famous ‘Memories of Seth Bottomley and the lesser known ‘ One Vale Fan in Bristol’ www.onevalefan.co.uk/about-the-onevalefan-website/BM
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Post by superalexneil on Jul 17, 2020 5:36:38 GMT
“On and off the pitch” Say no more....****
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Post by crazyhorse on Jul 17, 2020 7:04:11 GMT
"Hate is the consequence of fear; we fear something before we hate it; a child who fears noises becomes a man who hates noise." Cyril Connolly
Be kind to the poor little vagrant, he's scared of us...on and off the pitch.
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Post by hooftastic on Jul 17, 2020 7:22:44 GMT
Anyone who doesn't want the great unwashed (and even the nonces down the road) to go under and never be seen again clearly doesn't remember the 90s.
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Post by stokiesteve on Jul 17, 2020 7:30:00 GMT
😂
He’s pissed off then.
I bet his dictionary is knackered.
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Post by Billy the kid on Jul 17, 2020 7:35:34 GMT
Could they have picked a worse name for a forum? ONE vale fan? OVF comes from ‘one vale fan in BRISTOL’ originally. Back in the Vale fanzine days there was the world famous ‘Memories of Seth Bottomley and the lesser known ‘ One Vale Fan in Bristol’ www.onevalefan.co.uk/about-the-onevalefan-website/BM Is my memory a little hazey, or was the Bristol City fanzine called “One team in Bristol”? As an aside the ovf website is generally a very good website, I’m not much for the Vale but their fan website is spot on.
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Post by thevoid on Jul 17, 2020 8:21:59 GMT
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Post by Gob Bluth on Jul 17, 2020 8:25:57 GMT
I think some make fair points about us booting Pulis out and complaining about his style of play, the obvious issue being that John Rudge was booted out and they're now in the forth tier so...
Also the people that worked over their toilets are still idiots of the highest order.
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Post by TheProletarian on Jul 17, 2020 8:32:17 GMT
Vale fans are just pissed because they have to social distance from us...
... they have to stay at least 2 leagues apart at all times.
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Post by redstriper on Jul 17, 2020 9:20:10 GMT
enjoyable read overall... which football fans are not hypocritical, myopic, deluded, biased, half the time - that's sort of the point.
It's just footy, I firmly believe if there was another war vale and stoke fans would have each others backs for the common cause.
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Post by mamasgloves on Jul 17, 2020 9:27:03 GMT
Well written in parts but clearly an individual with deep psychological issues. The pure envy and anxiety of irrlevance seeps through with each and every sentence and that is the ultimately the key behind the entire thread. No-one cares about Vale, no-one has ever cared about Vale, they are insignificant and forever in the shadow of Stoke City - that's not "bants" or a wild claim, it's just an unequivocal truth.
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Post by tinofspam on Jul 17, 2020 9:40:27 GMT
He Inna far wrong re Butland Was thinking a similar thing!
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