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Post by stantheman on Jun 10, 2008 10:33:22 GMT
My wife has decided its time for me to have the snip Before I commit to doing anything, I could do with some truth about the procedure. All this business of 'back to work in 2 days' doesnt quite sound correct to me ??? Give it to me straight STM
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Post by stokiematt on Jun 10, 2008 10:35:14 GMT
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Post by stantheman on Jun 10, 2008 10:38:38 GMT
Thanks Matt, I feel much better as I wipe the tears from my eyes STM
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Post by farmerspoetry on Jun 10, 2008 10:41:50 GMT
Had the snip in 2001, done on Saturday, back to work on Monday no probs. Well, one little problem in that my bollocks went bright blue for a week or so. Procedure is a little painful if done under local anaesthetic but recovery is fine.
Good Luck Stan
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Post by bossthemidfield on Jun 10, 2008 10:42:00 GMT
I went after work to a doctors surgery to have it done under a ‘local’ after work one evening - back to work after the weekend, although a little sore. Nothing to it - 5 min job.
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Post by bettyswallocks on Jun 10, 2008 10:47:14 GMT
Terrible pain bud im telling thee, me ode man had it done and had to spend about 4 week in hospital as the fuckers slipped during the procedure. Keep it in your pants
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Post by Milkie on Jun 10, 2008 10:49:57 GMT
My snip was anything but routine. Opted for the new "laser" surgery under a local. Operation itself was fine,however, the self healing tissue(no stitches) ripped apart. First visit to the doctors ended with a few sterri strips, a pat on the head and a few brufen for the pain. the second visit to the doctors resulted with a biopsy of my now infected hole in scrotum and a man hating nurse "cleaning" said wound internally with a alcohol soaked cotton bud; I met the ceiling that day. Suffice to say 10 days in bed, untold pain and serious anti-biotics and i was right as rain!!
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Jun 10, 2008 10:52:25 GMT
"Advice required on having the snip!!" Send the wife. I did. The op its self was fine although I did have a small amount of pain to the left ear for a few days. It was worth it in the end though. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by PONTAFCE on Jun 10, 2008 10:53:01 GMT
Milkie easy mate its nearly dinner mate
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Post by The Torch on Jun 10, 2008 10:55:16 GMT
no worries, had it done two years ago, local, one small incision under thee knob, surgeon even showed me little bits he snipped out, to prove it was done not alot of pain , just discomfort, what embarresed me was had a hour wait for old man to pick me up, and all the student nurses, came to have a look. lying there holding yer knob up in the air, so they can look at the cut is not nice, best bit is having a wank a couple of week later and dropping thee spunk at the hossy to see if yer little tadpoles are dead
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Post by TheDee51 on Jun 10, 2008 10:55:38 GMT
My advice is to put this on the general discussion board as its got FUCK ALL to do with Stoke City FC.
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Jun 10, 2008 10:59:57 GMT
My advice is to put this on the general discussion board as its got FUCK ALL to do with Stoke City FC. Correct. So if it bothers you that much why open the thread in the fist place?
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Post by TheDee51 on Jun 10, 2008 11:04:32 GMT
Did I say it bothered me, muppet?
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Jun 10, 2008 11:06:10 GMT
Oh dear. You come on have ya ???
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Post by chad on Jun 10, 2008 11:07:19 GMT
No problem. had it done in hospital under a local. was even chatting to the nurses while the doc was snipping.
Had it done Friday afternoon and played golf on the Saturday morning.
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Post by tijuanabrass on Jun 10, 2008 11:11:39 GMT
Can anyone explain to me why female sterilisation is associated with totalitarianism and ethnic cleansing whilst male sterilisation is the stuff of cosy, loving, sharing adult relationships?
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 10, 2008 11:14:59 GMT
It fucking wrecks and you pump ´tato water for the rest of your life and become a jaffa. Other than that enjoy. And it will make your Wife happy and thats all that counts the selfish cunt. ;D
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Post by TheDee51 on Jun 10, 2008 11:17:46 GMT
Well said Arthur.
I will never ever have it done.
My kids could get run over tomorrow, then I'm left in life not being able to have any more.
Selfish cunts Women.
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 10, 2008 11:21:42 GMT
Good old Dee. Spreading a little happiness as he goes by. Miserable chuffer
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Post by TheDee51 on Jun 10, 2008 11:23:28 GMT
Motherfucker Vestan
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Post by TheDee51 on Jun 10, 2008 11:31:23 GMT
Those two kids that were killed at the weekend by the goalie.
Wonder if the Father has had the snip.
Bit unlucky if he has.
And thats what I'm talking about.
To go through life not being able to have any more kids would drive me to suicide.
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Post by scfc147 on Jun 10, 2008 11:34:54 GMT
Wear underpants that are a size below the normal requirement, in order to stop any slopping from side to side which may induce a certain amount of clankage resulting in a similar feeling ascertained by being struck by a cricket ball in said area (without a box on)......
P.S. Do not....forget to put any shreddies on underneath your trackies a week after the happy day and then attempt to run across the road to avoid oncoming traffic outside the school you are collecting your previous productions from
P.P.S. Try and avoid the sight of your then loved one waving you off into surgery with a bigger dafter smile on her boat race than she had when you uttered those stupid fucking words "I DO!!!" infront of so called family and friends gathered in a church/registrar.
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 10, 2008 11:40:06 GMT
Best thing to do, tell her you have had it done, bone her, then she falls again say surprise!!!!, then punch her in the chops and move to Peru.
Glad to help.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2008 11:43:06 GMT
" Advice required on having the snip?"
Yeah, don't have it.
Next?
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 10, 2008 11:47:58 GMT
Give her a nice little gift in the form of a nice little card and a nice bunch of flowers with an appointment with the Gyno Quack for her pending steralisation op........Fuck her selfish cow FFS what men have to do, we have to watch childbirth and stuff
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Post by Northy on Jun 10, 2008 11:55:22 GMT
No problems, had it done after the 3rd little un popped out, a surprise 9 months and 2 days after me birthday ;D I had a cathloic priest to babysit the other two with the mother in law whilst the wife took me, done in local anaesthetic at Runcorn hospital, no problems back to work the day after, although it was office work. Question - what do you say when a scouse doctor holding your balls in one hand, a knife in the other, asks what football team you support. Answer - Same one as you mate
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Post by stokiematt on Jun 10, 2008 11:58:06 GMT
Or
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Post by Sammz on Jun 10, 2008 12:03:49 GMT
Just tell her contraception is her fucking department, or slap it up her dirtbox instead, both options are preferable to the snip!
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Post by banburypotter on Jun 10, 2008 21:37:51 GMT
arfurdollar, that made me laugh out loud.
stantheman, it is quite painless, just annoying when your pubes start growing back,like having a hedgehog down your bokkies.
of course you could also go on a shagging spree without any fear of birds falling preggers.
or failing that go and get bladdered and use a couple of house bricks ;D
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Post by Scanner on Jun 10, 2008 21:45:32 GMT
Don't go to Uttoxeter to have it done! had 4 injections and could feel everything as he did it then couldn't walk out when anestetic kicked in The smell of burning will stay with you till the day you die
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