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Post by felonious on May 2, 2020 6:00:00 GMT
Shouldn't this be on the chavs thread? I'm not really surprised about this turn of events, to be honest with you, Fel - after all, one of the little baskets darlings supports Chelski and the other one supports Barce-bleedin'-lona. 'Arry must be rushed off his feet makin' posh little prawn butties 24/7..... That's right it sounds like the regime was relaxed a long, long time ago ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/0m0lbCuTEBzaRn6f8QaM.gif) My poor lad supports Stoke
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Post by murphthesurf on May 3, 2020 11:16:07 GMT
I'm not really surprised about this turn of events, to be honest with you, Fel - after all, one of the little baskets darlings supports Chelski and the other one supports Barce-bleedin'-lona. 'Arry must be rushed off his feet makin' posh little prawn butties 24/7..... That's right it sounds like the regime was relaxed a long, long time ago My lad supports Stoke Be PROUD, Fel, be PROUD --- at least the little Felino is going to grow up to be a MAN! (**Dambusters theme tune strikes up**)
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 3, 2020 14:11:36 GMT
Sorely tempted to reach for the electric clippers earlier even knowing it would be a big mistake so instead just trimmed a few rogue hairs with the scissors that came with them, I'll give it another week then action will be required. ✂️🆘️
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Post by LL Cool Dave on May 3, 2020 14:25:39 GMT
I'm looking like Art Garfunkel with 3 weeks stubble. Desperate for a trim.
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Post by felonious on May 3, 2020 14:43:08 GMT
Sorely tempted to reach for the electric clippers earlier even knowing it would be a big mistake so instead just trimmed a few rogue hairs with the scissors that came with them, I'll give it another week then action will be required. ✂️🆘️ I reckon I've got another week before my son or daughter gets a go with the hair trimmers. Can't decide which. She has artistic flair an an eye for things whereas he has a mathematical brain, is highly logical and more importantly he knows the feeling of hair trimmers on his scalp
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2020 5:18:58 GMT
Think I'll just let it get a bit longer rather than have a totally wank DIY haircut.
Then when they lift restrictions let everyone desperate look ace for zoom/some dog shit online meeting that shows how pointless your job is and the I don't like my hair long I don't crew go in first.
if they or their parents start to die or not in a dire second wave as nothing really has changed. Will then influence future grooming options.
Barbers or an at home #3 I reckon when getting at home cut have to go short enough that they don't have to try and blend sides in as it will get fucked and your having a 0 to sort it out.
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Post by thequietman on May 5, 2020 14:31:12 GMT
Had what's left of mine shorn shorter than usual just before it all started so that's not too bad at the moment.
Due to general apathy & not having to go into the office, I've started growing a beard, though. Not had one since I was in my early 20's
If it carries on much longer and I lose much more on top, I'll be going full Tim Howard. "Timmy Howard, your head's upside down"
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Post by thequietman on May 5, 2020 15:00:55 GMT
Shouldn't this be on the chavs thread? I'm not really surprised about this turn of events, to be honest with you, Fel - after all, one of the little baskets darlings supports Chelski and the other one supports Barce-bleedin'-lona. 'Arry must be rushed off his feet makin' posh little prawn butties 24/7..... Reprehensible, Murph. I'm surprised at you allowing such behaviour. They should be buried up their nostrils in ordure and force-fed andouil... until they admit they're really Stokies. All the while reminding them:
Chelsea may have the upper hand in head-to-heads but the only one that really matters was 4th March 1972, Chelsea 1 (Peter Osgood) v 2 Stoke City (Terry Conroy, George Eastham).
And it's even more comprehensive v Barca. We've only ever met once (to my knowledge, anyway). May 1969 at their gaff, Barca 2 v 3 Stoke City (David Herd 2, Harry Burrows). And it would have been even more of a whupping but that we were 3-0 up at half time and decided to let them have a couple of soft second-half goals to keep their 65,000 fans happy.
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Post by redstriper on May 5, 2020 20:38:01 GMT
Over the past two weeks I've progressed though ian mccullough, to ranulph fiennes, to richard gere, but with the wind today - I'm heading towards a full on don king
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Post by murphthesurf on May 6, 2020 12:13:44 GMT
Sorely tempted to reach for the electric clippers earlier even knowing it would be a big mistake so instead just trimmed a few rogue hairs with the scissors that came with them, I'll give it another week then action will be required. ✂️🆘️ I reckon I've got another week before my son or daughter gets a go with the hair trimmers. Can't decide which. She has artistic flair an an eye for things whereas he has a mathematical brain, is highly logical and more importantly he knows the feeling of hair trimmers on his scalp Solution easy peasy, Fel. ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/cj7bsBj2jOTuEAUVaPt5.gif) Let them do one side each then call time & see which side looks better. Simplezzzz
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Post by murphthesurf on May 6, 2020 12:21:24 GMT
I'm not really surprised about this turn of events, to be honest with you, Fel - after all, one of the little baskets darlings supports Chelski and the other one supports Barce-bleedin'-lona. 'Arry must be rushed off his feet makin' posh little prawn butties 24/7..... Reprehensible, Murph. I'm surprised at you allowing such behaviour. They should be buried up their nostrils in ordure and force-fed andouil... until they admit they're really Stokies. All the while reminding them: Chelsea may have the upper hand in head-to-heads but the only one that really matters was 4th March 1972, Chelsea 1 (Peter Osgood) v 2 Stoke City (Terry Conroy, George Eastham). And it's even more comprehensive v Barca. We've only ever met once (to my knowledge, anyway). May 1969 at their gaff, Barca 2 v 3 Stoke City (David Herd 2, Harry Burrows). And it would have been even more of a whupping but that we were 3-0 up at half time and decided to let them have a couple of soft second-half goals to keep their 65,000 fans happy.
All excellent points, JD. ![(thumbsup)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/q4Mqf5MqRwT9PY8UitYa.gif) Three paragraphs, three replies: 1) Yeah. 2) HELL YEAH. I was there! 3) Ohhh Yeah.
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Post by napperwainwright on May 11, 2020 18:11:39 GMT
I think that BoJo has visited the barber. In fact he looks more tidy than usual!
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Post by Northy on May 12, 2020 8:08:17 GMT
Not opening until July, I think drastic action may be called for soon.
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Post by murphthesurf on May 12, 2020 9:20:34 GMT
I think that BoJo has visited the barber. In fact he looks more tidy than usual! I thought that too, Naps. Considering how vain the Donald is about his 'hair' (and all that stoopid fake tan - he was on TV two weeks ago and his face was orange but his ears were white! I said "har har har!" ![::)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/cj7bsBj2jOTuEAUVaPt5.gif) ) I'm always glad Boris seems to prefer the more natural look, but I do wish he'd calm it down a bit. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) 'Ave a word, Carrie!
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Post by murphthesurf on May 12, 2020 9:27:37 GMT
Not opening until July, I think drastic action may be called for soon. Yep, I saw that on BBC TV news this morning, Northy - hairdressers opening 'not before July 1st', they said. You'll all be having man-buns and pony tails by then. ![:))](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/jitsPgqXBozY69AOPrPg.gif) I've got loads of earrings if anybody wants one to complete the look.
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Post by questionable on May 12, 2020 9:42:21 GMT
As a rule I visit my barber every fortnight and got to know him quite well over the years, contemplated ringing him asking if he can call around but decided to purchase a pair of clippers, most places have sold out and what’s out there are well overpriced.
The wife’s doing quite well at the moment with a number 3 all over, hard not do well really but now she’s asking if she can start styling my hair.
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 12, 2020 11:20:26 GMT
As a rule I visit my barber every fortnight and got to know him quite well over the years, contemplated ringing him asking if he can call around but decided to purchase a pair of clippers, most places have sold out and what’s out there are well overpriced. The wife’s doing quite well at the moment with a number 3 all over, hard not do well really but now she’s asking if she can start styling my hair. Colours, curls and perms, I'll be giving that a miss having said that I live on my own so options are very limited. Only what is visible in the mirror is getting any treatment and that's marginal. 👩🦱
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Post by Northy on May 13, 2020 15:02:30 GMT
Not opening until July, I think drastic action may be called for soon. Yep, I saw that on BBC TV news this morning, Northy - hairdressers opening 'not before July 1st', they said. You'll all be having man-buns and pony tails by then. ![:))](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/jitsPgqXBozY69AOPrPg.gif) I've got loads of earrings if anybody wants one to complete the look. I miss my chats with my young red haired, gym toned, hairdresser
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 13, 2020 17:50:15 GMT
Yep, I saw that on BBC TV news this morning, Northy - hairdressers opening 'not before July 1st', they said. You'll all be having man-buns and pony tails by then. ![:))](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/jitsPgqXBozY69AOPrPg.gif) I've got loads of earrings if anybody wants one to complete the look. I miss my chats with my young red haired, gym toned, hairdresser You lucky sod, I've got to make do with some kid who models his style on Edward Scissorhands.
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Post by Northy on May 14, 2020 7:48:20 GMT
I miss my chats with my young red haired, gym toned, hairdresser You lucky sod, I've got to make do with some kid who models his style on Edward Scissorhands. She is very into her healthy food and fitness like me, we do have a good chat over a haircut and coffee, her best friend lives lives further down in our street, and they go for a run together now and then, but only when it's warm and not raining
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Post by murphthesurf on May 14, 2020 8:06:05 GMT
I miss my chats with my young red haired, gym toned, hairdresser You lucky sod, I've got to make do with some kid who models his style on Edward Scissorhands. Hate to tell you, Chuff, but he's the nephew of the surgeon who did both your hip replacement ops at the Nuffield - y'know..... the one in the Chucky mask who put all the ball bearings up your aspidistra just for fun to see how much they could get you to rattle when they shook the bed. Dees and I have got it all on film. (Mornin', Dees.)
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 14, 2020 8:14:43 GMT
You lucky sod, I've got to make do with some kid who models his style on Edward Scissorhands. Hate to tell you, Chuff, but he's the nephew of the surgeon who did both your hip replacement ops at the Nuffield - y'know..... the one in the Chucky mask who put all the ball bearings up your aspidistra just for fun to see how much they could get you to rattle when they shook the bed. Dees and I have got it all on film. (Mornin', Dees.) Have you ever seen the film 'Van Helsing' murph, I'm slowly but surely turning into something not too dissimilar to the Frankenstein monster creation but with more hair!. Hips holding up well by the way.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2020 8:16:01 GMT
You lucky sod, I've got to make do with some kid who models his style on Edward Scissorhands. Hate to tell you, Chuff, but he's the nephew of the surgeon who did both your hip replacement ops at the Nuffield - y'know..... the one in the Chucky mask who put all the ball bearings up your aspidistra just for fun to see how much they could get you to rattle when they shook the bed. Dees and I have got it all on film. (Mornin', Dees.) Morning to you Murph ! I thought we told Chuff that we'd "lose" that video if he asked nicely (and met our financial demands) ? Now you mention it I do seem to remember that we're still waiting for the £2.50 to be paid into each of our accounts ![8-|](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/rY_vRFLA3mqqdMbEG4cF.gif) Hmmm....what to do now ? ![(whistle)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/u7JMveaFGUL6du8bflWQ.gif) In the subject of haircuts my wife is moaning that she's beginning to look like Cousin It from the Adams Family ! I have offered to cut it for her but she doesn't seem too keen for some strange reason !
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Post by murphthesurf on May 14, 2020 8:25:22 GMT
Yep, I saw that on BBC TV news this morning, Northy - hairdressers opening 'not before July 1st', they said. You'll all be having man-buns and pony tails by then. ![:))](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/jitsPgqXBozY69AOPrPg.gif) I've got loads of earrings if anybody wants one to complete the look. I miss my chats with my young red haired, gym toned, hairdresser You doidy rad! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Wondered how long it would be before the customary lechery crept into this thread too. Not long!
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 14, 2020 8:27:31 GMT
Hate to tell you, Chuff, but he's the nephew of the surgeon who did both your hip replacement ops at the Nuffield - y'know..... the one in the Chucky mask who put all the ball bearings up your aspidistra just for fun to see how much they could get you to rattle when they shook the bed. Dees and I have got it all on film. (Mornin', Dees.) Morning to you Murph ! I thought we told Chuff that we'd "lose" that video if he asked nicely (and met our financial demands) ? Now you mention it I do seem to remember that we're still waiting for the £2.50 to be paid into each of our accounts ![8-|](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/rY_vRFLA3mqqdMbEG4cF.gif) Hmmm....what to do now ? ![(whistle)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/u7JMveaFGUL6du8bflWQ.gif) In the subject of haircuts my wife is moaning that she's beginning to look like Cousin It from the Adams Family ! I have offered to cut it for her but she doesn't seem too keen for some strange reason ! And there was me thinking that escaping to the principality would provide a degree of anonymity, oh well. Sorry about the dosh guys it must have slipped my mind 😳. I think I'll take an empty pillowcase for the next trip to the barbers, keep everything as a souvenir.
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Post by murphthesurf on May 14, 2020 8:31:47 GMT
Hate to tell you, Chuff, but he's the nephew of the surgeon who did both your hip replacement ops at the Nuffield - y'know..... the one in the Chucky mask who put all the ball bearings up your aspidistra just for fun to see how much they could get you to rattle when they shook the bed. Dees and I have got it all on film. (Mornin', Dees.) Morning to you Murph ! I thought we told Chuff that we'd "lose" that video if he asked nicely (and met our financial demands) ? Now you mention it I do seem to remember that we're still waiting for the £2.50 to be paid into each of our accounts ![8-|](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/rY_vRFLA3mqqdMbEG4cF.gif) Hmmm....what to do now ? ![(whistle)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/u7JMveaFGUL6du8bflWQ.gif) In the subject of haircuts my wife is moaning that she's beginning to look like Cousin It from the Adams Family ! I have offered to cut it for her but she doesn't seem too keen for some strange reason ! Dude! I think we should send it to 'You've Been Framed'.... that clip I put of it on FaceTube shows over a million hits so far!
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 14, 2020 8:36:03 GMT
Morning to you Murph ! I thought we told Chuff that we'd "lose" that video if he asked nicely (and met our financial demands) ? Now you mention it I do seem to remember that we're still waiting for the £2.50 to be paid into each of our accounts ![8-|](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/rY_vRFLA3mqqdMbEG4cF.gif) Hmmm....what to do now ? ![(whistle)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/u7JMveaFGUL6du8bflWQ.gif) In the subject of haircuts my wife is moaning that she's beginning to look like Cousin It from the Adams Family ! I have offered to cut it for her but she doesn't seem too keen for some strange reason ! Dude! I think we should send it to 'You've Been Framed'.... that clip I put of it on FaceTube shows over a million hits so far! I'm screwed. Hope the £200 came in useful!.🤣🤣
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Post by murphthesurf on May 14, 2020 8:37:05 GMT
Morning to you Murph ! I thought we told Chuff that we'd "lose" that video if he asked nicely (and met our financial demands) ? Now you mention it I do seem to remember that we're still waiting for the £2.50 to be paid into each of our accounts ![8-|](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/rY_vRFLA3mqqdMbEG4cF.gif) Hmmm....what to do now ? ![(whistle)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/u7JMveaFGUL6du8bflWQ.gif) In the subject of haircuts my wife is moaning that she's beginning to look like Cousin It from the Adams Family ! I have offered to cut it for her but she doesn't seem too keen for some strange reason ! And there was me thinking that escaping to the principality would provide a degree of anonymity, oh well. Sorry about the dosh guys it must have slipped my mind 😳. I think I'll take an empty pillowcase for the next trip to the barbers, keep everything as a souvenir. No chance, mate. We had you microchipped whilst you were out cold. Couldn't miss an opportunity like that!
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Post by murphthesurf on May 14, 2020 8:48:58 GMT
As a rule I visit my barber every fortnight and got to know him quite well over the years, contemplated ringing him asking if he can call around but decided to purchase a pair of clippers, most places have sold out and what’s out there are well overpriced. The wife’s doing quite well at the moment with a number 3 all over, hard not do well really but now she’s asking if she can start styling my hair. Colours, curls and perms, I'll be giving that a miss having said that I live on my own so options are very limited. Only what is visible in the mirror is getting any treatment and that's marginal. 👩🦱 Don't tell anybody, Chuff, because it's supposed to be a secret and this guy I know at the Running Club told me not to tell anyone else but I s'pose it won't matter as long as I only tell you and you don't spread it, but (**takes a breath**)...... Fel's had a blue rinse.
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Post by murphthesurf on May 14, 2020 8:52:14 GMT
Dude! I think we should send it to 'You've Been Framed'.... that clip I put of it on FaceTube shows over a million hits so far! I'm screwed. Hope the £200 came in useful!.🤣🤣 We haven't applied & sent it in yet, Chuff, what with the oosit virus and all........ but we can WAIT!
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