|
Post by mattyd on Dec 20, 2019 18:32:45 GMT
Had my BMW nicked last week, got the insurance payed out, but way out of pocket, so I have downgraded to a Peugeot 3008.
Got to say actually it's not a bad motor, but a bit square.
So...Gonna bling it...
Tin of Werthers Originals,
Tartan Blanket
Nodding Dog
I slow down for Horses sign... ( Just what the fuck are they about...)
Will look well cool I reckon.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2019 19:01:02 GMT
A "Neverbeen" Nurburgring sticker, and one of those metal fish things the Godbotherers have.
|
|
|
Post by auntiegeorge on Dec 20, 2019 19:14:09 GMT
A copy of "Fly Fishing" by J R Hartley on the rear shelf?
|
|
|
Post by supersimonstainrod on Dec 20, 2019 20:38:51 GMT
A chrome vinyl wrap á la Jermaine Pennant's Aston?
|
|
|
Post by maxplonk on Dec 20, 2019 21:09:18 GMT
Fluffy dice.
|
|
|
Post by lordherefordsknob on Dec 20, 2019 22:11:36 GMT
Had my BMW nicked last week, got the insurance payed out, but way out of pocket, so I have downgraded to a Peugeot 3008. Got to say actually it's not a bad motor, but a bit square. So...Gonna bling it... Tin of Werthers Originals, Tartan Blanket Nodding Dog I slow down for Horses sign... ( Just what the fuck are they about...) Will look well cool I reckon. What the fuck has happened to horses? In the olden days you used to see them fall over when it's rider got shot, get back up again then run off. Happened all the times in the old western films. These days you can't even drive past them at more than 3 miles an hour, and leave a massive gap. It's all horse shit to me.
|
|
|
Post by algor on Dec 20, 2019 22:44:44 GMT
Does a baseball cap and an Entropy flyer on the parcel shelf still do it?
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2019 8:51:24 GMT
Don't forget the "Little Princess on Board" sign in the back window.
|
|
|
Post by henry on Dec 21, 2019 8:56:26 GMT
Had to google a picture of the car, but at first glance it needs some ski's on the roof.
|
|
|
Post by yeokel on Dec 21, 2019 9:32:29 GMT
A couple of other stickers for the back window.
For nostalgia, you could go for a “my other car is a BMW” and the must have, “this car may be shit, but it’s still in front of you!”
|
|
|
Post by auntiegeorge on Dec 21, 2019 10:27:42 GMT
Don't forget the "Little Princess on Board" sign in the back window. Oh God, doesn't that want to make you throw up every time you see it! Happy Christmas to you and Mrs Dees.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2019 11:58:49 GMT
Don't forget the "Little Princess on Board" sign in the back window. Oh God, doesn't that want to make you throw up every time you see it! Happy Christmas to you and Mrs Dees. It most certainly does Auntie ! It's one of the most inane and annoying of the many such signs that you see adorning the rear windows of cars nowadays. Thanks for your kind wishes, here's to a Happy Christmas to yourself and your wife Auntie ! Also to all Stoke fans, and Oatie members, everywhere ! I hope everyone has a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year, and also hoping for a big improvement in fortune for our sad excuse for a football team in 2020 (goodness me it's needed) ! Merry Christmas !!
|
|
|
Post by chigstoke on Dec 21, 2019 12:03:33 GMT
Get a ‘Peugeot Owners Club’ sticker, you’ll be the only person in existence to have one on their car.
You could legitimately chip tune or Ecu remap a 3008, couple companies in the uk offer services for the car. Particularly for the diesel you could turn it into a very good suv beast.
|
|
|
Post by Clayton Wood on Dec 21, 2019 12:22:25 GMT
Smelly Christmas tree* to hang on the rear view mirror.
*Suitable all year round, not just the festive period.
|
|
|
Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 21, 2019 12:40:34 GMT
A couple of other stickers for the back window. For nostalgia, you could go for a “my other car is a BMW” and the must have, “this car may be shit, but it’s still in front of you!” That’s a bit much considering he had his Beamer chored last week. 😁
|
|
|
Post by yeokel on Dec 21, 2019 13:20:44 GMT
A couple of other stickers for the back window. For nostalgia, you could go for a “my other car is a BMW” and the must have, “this car may be shit, but it’s still in front of you!” That’s a bit much considering he had his Beamer chored last week. 😁 My other car used to be a BMW?
|
|
|
Post by Goonie on Dec 21, 2019 19:59:20 GMT
Vinyl windscreen tint with Mattyd and Shaz/Tracey/missus lettered into it
|
|
|
Post by Goonie on Dec 21, 2019 20:00:53 GMT
AA and RAC metal badges attached to the grill
|
|
|
Post by mattyd on Dec 21, 2019 20:19:08 GMT
Vinyl windscreen tint with Mattyd and Shaz/Tracey/missus lettered into it Matty & Sheikh.
|
|
|
Post by henry on Dec 21, 2019 21:54:02 GMT
Vinyl windscreen tint with Mattyd and Shaz/Tracey/missus lettered into it Matty & Sheikh. Looking from the front that would put Momo on the right, that will bug the fuck out of him.
|
|
|
Post by harryburrows on Dec 23, 2019 1:48:43 GMT
These are a proven Fannie magnet 😉
|
|
|
Post by zerps on Dec 23, 2019 7:40:23 GMT
Get yourself a “torque of the devil” badge
|
|
|
Post by chigstoke on Dec 23, 2019 11:49:30 GMT
Remember it's also a pre-requisite to have a Sport badge on there, regardless of whether the car is a sport model or not. I would know, my dad had a BMW 116i once in basic trim and then purchased a sport badge from the Clio V6 and stuck it on
|
|
|
Post by lawrieleslie on Dec 23, 2019 12:22:00 GMT
Don't forget the "Little Princess on Board" sign in the back window. "Don’t follow me, follow Jesus" and "Caution show dogs in transit" stickers are an absolute must as well.
|
|
|
Post by harryburrows on Dec 23, 2019 14:05:40 GMT
Cibie fog lamps 4 is a minimum
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2019 17:05:11 GMT
Cibie fog lamps 4 is a minimum Don't forget to leave your rear fog lights on all year round as well.
|
|
|
Post by clarkeda on Dec 28, 2019 22:01:17 GMT
If you have anything other then ‘powered by fairydust’ you may as well have not bothered
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2019 4:13:07 GMT
Proper wank it got knicked.
I keep 3 separate tins of fishermens friends around.
And a labour flyer I robbed out of a letterbox in Somerset in 2016 to ward off any would-be little chavvies on the estate.
|
|
|
Post by NassauDave on Dec 29, 2019 4:58:15 GMT
One of those window wanker hand things that moved from side to side from the 70’s.
And a car air freshener with the traffic light colours for you to stick a pin into.
Leather driving gloves in the glovebox, along with your Genesis cassette tapes.
|
|
|
Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2019 6:17:28 GMT
Two or three old car park tickets still stuck to the drivers door window.
A couple of empty McDonalds drinks containers, a half eaten burger, and an empty pizza box on the back seat together with a never used 2004 AA Road Atlas.
Three shirts and a couple of pairs of trousers hanging behind the driver's seat.
|
|