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Post by sussexhatter on Nov 3, 2019 12:55:46 GMT
shame you coudnt have kept him until the Dec10th . oh well enjoy girls and boys :
The announcement has been made that Stoke have finally sacked their manager. Our interviewer finds Jones in combative but reflective mood in his beautiful new home in the village of Mammon. " Nathan, my commiserations. Do you feel the board acted presumptuously?" "Absolutely amazed I lasted this long to be honest Gabby.I mean really? 3 wins out of 30 and I get a vote of confidence! I should have been sitting on a beach counting my compo months ago." "Some will say you were rewarded for failure" "I'm aware of the paradox Gabby. There's a direct correlation in football between how useless you can be and how much, how early and how often you can trouser the lolly and move on. I call it the Mourinho paradigm." "Do you feel the fans lost patience in the end" " To be fair most of them had sussed me by the end of March. Did you read the comments on the Fruitcake fanzine? Bloody cheek, called me a snake oil salesman. Fred West has had better press than me. The rest of them I gave some tosh about 9 year plans,doing things 'the Stoke Way' and then bought some time with my Tarzan routine. Special mention for some old player, Sir Stanley Ogden or something and I thought they were going to extend my contract." " So, no regrets then?" Regrets! I'll say so. Have you seen my arse? I went and got another tattoo. Had ST stamped on my left buttock last week and was due back today to have KE put on the right one. I was going to unveil it against West Brom on Sky Super Duper Monday. Looks bloody ridiculous now on just one side. I'll have to manage St Mirren or get canonized if I want to finish it. Not that I'm likely to get another job till the heat dies down" "Rumour has it Nathan that the Franchise are after you and their manager may be sacked this week" " You're joking, really? Mange tout! Funnily enough Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is my most favouritest film. Loved their Chairman in it! Bletchley twinned with Barcelona! Concrete cows are in my blood.... Where's that phone, Harty, Del Boy here, don't book that holiday yet..This time next year...
Nb. With apologies to Sir Stanley Matthews. During his 2 terms at Stoke the' Wizard of the Dribble' broke many records and has a stand named after him and a statue at the ground. The legacy of the 'Wizard of the Drivel', however despite also breaking many long standing records during his brief tenureship may not be judged by history so benignly.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2019 13:37:49 GMT
When pathetic cunts like me think you're pathetic, that's when you're really fucking pathetic. Fuck me, this is pathetic
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Post by chamberlain on Nov 3, 2019 13:39:58 GMT
Have you really got nothing better to do ?
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Post by rondogmcmuffin on Nov 3, 2019 13:58:09 GMT
I see the Luton faithful are still extremely bitter then. That's good.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2019 14:00:59 GMT
You can tell they miss Jones because they're still going to that much effort to take the mick out of him.
How many stoke fans went to take the piss out of TP getting the sack from Palace?
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Post by chigstoke on Nov 3, 2019 14:05:20 GMT
What an absolute wank post that is
Utter fucking drivel from you, yet again.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2019 14:09:00 GMT
£20 says we’ll finish above Luton, and then leave them behind.....
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Post by rondogmcmuffin on Nov 3, 2019 14:42:56 GMT
What an absolute wank post that is Utter fucking drivel from you, yet again. It's one of the worst I've ever seen, which takes some doing on here.
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Post by maine on Nov 3, 2019 14:45:44 GMT
The reaction is a little unfair. It's mildly amusing, and I'm pretty sure no offence was intended to Stan.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2019 14:46:22 GMT
The reaction is a little unfair. It's mildly amusing, and I'm pretty sure no offence was intended to Stan. I'm not offended, it's just so bloody cringey.
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Post by TheProletarian on Nov 3, 2019 14:47:01 GMT
shame you coudnt have kept him until the Dec10th . oh well enjoy girls and boys : The announcement has been made that Stoke have finally sacked their manager. Our interviewer finds Jones in combative but reflective mood in his beautiful new home in the village of Mammon. " Nathan, my commiserations. Do you feel the board acted presumptuously?" "Absolutely amazed I lasted this long to be honest Gabby.I mean really? 3 wins out of 30 and I get a vote of confidence! I should have been sitting on a beach counting my compo months ago." "Some will say you were rewarded for failure" "I'm aware of the paradox Gabby. There's a direct correlation in football between how useless you can be and how much, how early and how often you can trouser the lolly and move on. I call it the Mourinho paradigm." "Do you feel the fans lost patience in the end" " To be fair most of them had sussed me by the end of March. Did you read the comments on the Fruitcake fanzine? Bloody cheek, called me a snake oil salesman. Fred West has had better press than me. The rest of them I gave some tosh about 9 year plans,doing things 'the Stoke Way' and then bought some time with my Tarzan routine. Special mention for some old player, Sir Stanley Ogden or something and I thought they were going to extend my contract." " So, no regrets then?" Regrets! I'll say so. Have you seen my arse? I went and got another tattoo. Had ST stamped on my left buttock last week and was due back today to have KE put on the right one. I was going to unveil it against West Brom on Sky Super Duper Monday. Looks bloody ridiculous now on just one side. I'll have to manage St Mirren or get canonized if I want to finish it. Not that I'm likely to get another job till the heat dies down" "Rumour has it Nathan that the Franchise are after you and their manager may be sacked this week" " You're joking, really? Mange tout! Funnily enough Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is my most favouritest film. Loved their Chairman in it! Bletchley twinned with Barcelona! Concrete cows are in my blood.... Where's that phone, Harty, Del Boy here, don't book that holiday yet..This time next year... Nb. With apologies to Sir Stanley Matthews. During his 2 terms at Stoke the' Wizard of the Dribble' broke many records and has a stand named after him and a statue at the ground. The legacy of the 'Wizard of the Drivel', however despite also breaking many long standing records during his brief tenureship may not be judged by history so benignly. Oh piss off to the shit bin you prick
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Post by TheProletarian on Nov 3, 2019 14:47:58 GMT
The reaction is a little unfair. It's mildly amusing, and I'm pretty sure no offence was intended to Stan. I'm not offended, it's just so bloody cringey. Watching someone who thinks they’re funny but clearly not use big words to try and look as smart as possible warrants this reaction defo
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Post by rondogmcmuffin on Nov 9, 2019 17:10:59 GMT
shame you coudnt have kept him until the Dec10th . oh well enjoy girls and boys : The announcement has been made that Stoke have finally sacked their manager. Our interviewer finds Jones in combative but reflective mood in his beautiful new home in the village of Mammon. " Nathan, my commiserations. Do you feel the board acted presumptuously?" "Absolutely amazed I lasted this long to be honest Gabby.I mean really? 3 wins out of 30 and I get a vote of confidence! I should have been sitting on a beach counting my compo months ago." "Some will say you were rewarded for failure" "I'm aware of the paradox Gabby. There's a direct correlation in football between how useless you can be and how much, how early and how often you can trouser the lolly and move on. I call it the Mourinho paradigm." "Do you feel the fans lost patience in the end" " To be fair most of them had sussed me by the end of March. Did you read the comments on the Fruitcake fanzine? Bloody cheek, called me a snake oil salesman. Fred West has had better press than me. The rest of them I gave some tosh about 9 year plans,doing things 'the Stoke Way' and then bought some time with my Tarzan routine. Special mention for some old player, Sir Stanley Ogden or something and I thought they were going to extend my contract." " So, no regrets then?" Regrets! I'll say so. Have you seen my arse? I went and got another tattoo. Had ST stamped on my left buttock last week and was due back today to have KE put on the right one. I was going to unveil it against West Brom on Sky Super Duper Monday. Looks bloody ridiculous now on just one side. I'll have to manage St Mirren or get canonized if I want to finish it. Not that I'm likely to get another job till the heat dies down" "Rumour has it Nathan that the Franchise are after you and their manager may be sacked this week" " You're joking, really? Mange tout! Funnily enough Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is my most favouritest film. Loved their Chairman in it! Bletchley twinned with Barcelona! Concrete cows are in my blood.... Where's that phone, Harty, Del Boy here, don't book that holiday yet..This time next year... Nb. With apologies to Sir Stanley Matthews. During his 2 terms at Stoke the' Wizard of the Dribble' broke many records and has a stand named after him and a statue at the ground. The legacy of the 'Wizard of the Drivel', however despite also breaking many long standing records during his brief tenureship may not be judged by history so benignly. Bet you feel a bit of a cunt now. 4 goals scored away from home. Breathing down Lutons neck. We're coming for you, you slimy little prick.
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Post by datguy on Nov 9, 2019 17:11:57 GMT
Bring on December 10th indeed. Fucking hell fire.
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Post by generationex on Nov 9, 2019 17:20:52 GMT
Why does he hate Sussex?
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Post by rondogmcmuffin on Nov 9, 2019 17:34:25 GMT
I don't know why he hates Sussex, but he's definitely a twat.
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Post by FrankButcher on Nov 10, 2019 3:28:53 GMT
shame you coudnt have kept him until the Dec10th . oh well enjoy girls and boys : The announcement has been made that Stoke have finally sacked their manager. Our interviewer finds Jones in combative but reflective mood in his beautiful new home in the village of Mammon. " Nathan, my commiserations. Do you feel the board acted presumptuously?" "Absolutely amazed I lasted this long to be honest Gabby.I mean really? 3 wins out of 30 and I get a vote of confidence! I should have been sitting on a beach counting my compo months ago." "Some will say you were rewarded for failure" "I'm aware of the paradox Gabby. There's a direct correlation in football between how useless you can be and how much, how early and how often you can trouser the lolly and move on. I call it the Mourinho paradigm." "Do you feel the fans lost patience in the end" " To be fair most of them had sussed me by the end of March. Did you read the comments on the Fruitcake fanzine? Bloody cheek, called me a snake oil salesman. Fred West has had better press than me. The rest of them I gave some tosh about 9 year plans,doing things 'the Stoke Way' and then bought some time with my Tarzan routine. Special mention for some old player, Sir Stanley Ogden or something and I thought they were going to extend my contract." " So, no regrets then?" Regrets! I'll say so. Have you seen my arse? I went and got another tattoo. Had ST stamped on my left buttock last week and was due back today to have KE put on the right one. I was going to unveil it against West Brom on Sky Super Duper Monday. Looks bloody ridiculous now on just one side. I'll have to manage St Mirren or get canonized if I want to finish it. Not that I'm likely to get another job till the heat dies down" "Rumour has it Nathan that the Franchise are after you and their manager may be sacked this week" " You're joking, really? Mange tout! Funnily enough Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is my most favouritest film. Loved their Chairman in it! Bletchley twinned with Barcelona! Concrete cows are in my blood.... Where's that phone, Harty, Del Boy here, don't book that holiday yet..This time next year... Nb. With apologies to Sir Stanley Matthews. During his 2 terms at Stoke the' Wizard of the Dribble' broke many records and has a stand named after him and a statue at the ground. The legacy of the 'Wizard of the Drivel', however despite also breaking many long standing records during his brief tenureship may not be judged by history so benignly. Bet you feel a bit of a cunt now. 4 goals scored away from home. Breathing down Lutons neck. We're coming for you, you slimy little prick. Well said! Bravo Sir!
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Nov 10, 2019 3:31:20 GMT
You’re in no position to take the piss out of anyone when your matchday turnstile is in some poor cunts living room.
Nonce.
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Post by crowey on Nov 10, 2019 4:13:49 GMT
..... I actually thought it was mildly amusing in an Adrian Mole kind of way. Agree with the sentiments from others though
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2019 7:02:24 GMT
Made me chuckle, but I'm childish anyway
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Post by heworksardtho on Nov 10, 2019 7:03:30 GMT
Worked in Luton , makes Normacot look like Knightsbridge 😎
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Post by rondogmcmuffin on Nov 23, 2019 11:21:38 GMT
shame you coudnt have kept him until the Dec10th . oh well enjoy girls and boys : The announcement has been made that Stoke have finally sacked their manager. Our interviewer finds Jones in combative but reflective mood in his beautiful new home in the village of Mammon. " Nathan, my commiserations. Do you feel the board acted presumptuously?" "Absolutely amazed I lasted this long to be honest Gabby.I mean really? 3 wins out of 30 and I get a vote of confidence! I should have been sitting on a beach counting my compo months ago." "Some will say you were rewarded for failure" "I'm aware of the paradox Gabby. There's a direct correlation in football between how useless you can be and how much, how early and how often you can trouser the lolly and move on. I call it the Mourinho paradigm." "Do you feel the fans lost patience in the end" " To be fair most of them had sussed me by the end of March. Did you read the comments on the Fruitcake fanzine? Bloody cheek, called me a snake oil salesman. Fred West has had better press than me. The rest of them I gave some tosh about 9 year plans,doing things 'the Stoke Way' and then bought some time with my Tarzan routine. Special mention for some old player, Sir Stanley Ogden or something and I thought they were going to extend my contract." " So, no regrets then?" Regrets! I'll say so. Have you seen my arse? I went and got another tattoo. Had ST stamped on my left buttock last week and was due back today to have KE put on the right one. I was going to unveil it against West Brom on Sky Super Duper Monday. Looks bloody ridiculous now on just one side. I'll have to manage St Mirren or get canonized if I want to finish it. Not that I'm likely to get another job till the heat dies down" "Rumour has it Nathan that the Franchise are after you and their manager may be sacked this week" " You're joking, really? Mange tout! Funnily enough Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is my most favouritest film. Loved their Chairman in it! Bletchley twinned with Barcelona! Concrete cows are in my blood.... Where's that phone, Harty, Del Boy here, don't book that holiday yet..This time next year... Nb. With apologies to Sir Stanley Matthews. During his 2 terms at Stoke the' Wizard of the Dribble' broke many records and has a stand named after him and a statue at the ground. The legacy of the 'Wizard of the Drivel', however despite also breaking many long standing records during his brief tenureship may not be judged by history so benignly. Never thought I'd say this but I hope to god Leeds give you a royal battering.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2019 11:28:54 GMT
Can we make this thread the official relegation survival one? Would be nice to have a gloat when Luton go down.
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Post by shrewspotter on Nov 23, 2019 11:31:57 GMT
I’d be embarrassed if I wrote that tosh
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Nov 23, 2019 11:59:42 GMT
I’d be embarrassed if I wrote that tosh I'm embarrassed I bothered reading it let alone to have bothered writing it.
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Post by nott1 on Nov 23, 2019 12:00:32 GMT
Worked in Luton , makes Normacot look like Knightsbridge 😎 Always thought Luton was more like Lahore!
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Post by Fred Ferret on Nov 23, 2019 12:05:59 GMT
Let's not mock the afflicted. A women scorned, etc - and, happily, the wench that wrote it is still to this day, spitting feathers that we stole his clueless "Missiah". See what I did there?
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Post by keasie1863 on Nov 23, 2019 13:04:31 GMT
Remember going Luton in the 80s,my god what an eye-opening experience it was then.Getting back to knutton was like returning to Hollywood!!
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Post by madmickthe3rd on Nov 23, 2019 13:24:33 GMT
You can tell they miss Jones because they're still going to that much effort to take the mick out of him. How many stoke fans went to take the piss out of TP getting the sack from Palace? My mate bumped into my ex wife the other week and apparently all she did for 10 minutes was slag me off! "She still loves you mate" was his comment to me when he saw me!
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Post by baltipiesmuggler on Nov 23, 2019 13:26:40 GMT
State of this.
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