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Post by knowingeye on Jun 6, 2008 8:35:07 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2008 8:37:03 GMT
Suicide Bomber takes drastic action to stop Ronaldo joining Real Madrid.
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Jun 6, 2008 8:39:01 GMT
"Tha only wee yae'll be leavin' es oot the fuckin' wendae"
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Post by onthebenchagain on Jun 6, 2008 8:41:32 GMT
Fergie to Ronaldo
"Don't look now but Dicko is over there"
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Post by NorwichStokie on Jun 6, 2008 8:44:14 GMT
Ronaldo turns his back on Ferguson, and not for the last time....
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Post by ben88 on Jun 6, 2008 8:45:03 GMT
i was thinking of one but i dont think i top WD
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Post by chrispk76 on Jun 6, 2008 8:48:03 GMT
michelin man used in negotiations to keep hold of slimy portugese twatbag
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Post by RAF on Jun 6, 2008 8:52:29 GMT
'Ferguson sports all new wrap around colostomy bag after shitting himself about losing his best player'
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Post by mozzer68 on Jun 6, 2008 9:12:54 GMT
Fergie- Aye i see what rio means now, he has got a tidy little arse.
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Jun 6, 2008 9:15:22 GMT
I didn't want you back after you got that fat cunt Rooney sent off anyway.
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Post by Northy on Jun 6, 2008 9:16:22 GMT
you've got alovely arse, better than steve bennett's
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Post by Widget123 on Jun 6, 2008 9:17:20 GMT
"Christiano was about to discover what being stabbed in the back was like..."
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Jun 6, 2008 9:22:33 GMT
Ronaldo - "I'M FUCKING OFF TO MADRID , YOU PURPLE FACED MARSHMELLOW MAN! Fergie- "Pardon Ronaldo, i'm playing Billiards here"  |
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Post by stiggerstackle on Jun 6, 2008 9:24:24 GMT
"And yer bedroom's a fecking disgrace young man!"
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Post by chrispk76 on Jun 6, 2008 9:26:22 GMT
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Post by Denis Smiths fow staith on Jun 6, 2008 9:34:29 GMT
" You go to Real Madrid Ronaldo my son and I'll cut ye willy off"
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Post by tijuanabrass on Jun 6, 2008 9:38:34 GMT
BATMAN: AH TELT YE BOY WONDER, THIS DYNAMIC DUO WOULD BRING MISERY AND DEFEAT TO THE EVIL SASSENACH FITBA.
ROBIN: ?QUE?
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Post by followyoudown on Jun 6, 2008 9:42:29 GMT
As his team begin to break up Fergie pondered an alternative career on the lookalike circuit as DCI Jim Taggart
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Post by chrispk76 on Jun 6, 2008 9:42:41 GMT
 go anywhere and i'l kill you with my morning after whisky breath |
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Post by chrispk76 on Jun 6, 2008 9:46:33 GMT
 reporter - "sir alex would you be prepared t offer 300k a week , ronaldo would you stay for 300k a week" |
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Post by voodooray1863 on Jun 6, 2008 9:54:33 GMT
yer not in madrid yet lad get your jacket on it fookin freezin
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Post by bettyswallocks on Jun 6, 2008 9:56:03 GMT
Portugeause and Scottis cunt pose for photo
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Post by knowingeye on Jun 6, 2008 11:37:53 GMT
Trouble in Costa Carrington
Ronaldo:- "But I've got a note from my Mum!"
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 6, 2008 11:46:09 GMT
"See You Christiano"
"Not-a four fucking long, Meester Fergieson"
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Post by stone6 on Jun 6, 2008 11:53:54 GMT
CARLOS!!!! CARLOS!!!! GET LIAM LAWRENCE'S AGENT ON THE PHONE......... NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by poohpoohdisco on Jun 6, 2008 11:54:33 GMT
Ronaldo - I am off as Stoke's defenders are too tough for me.
Fergie - You big girl's blouse.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2008 12:01:01 GMT
"Gay cocksucking long necked portuguese cross dressing tosser" "Jock bastardo" Another pleasant day at the office  |
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Post by stone6 on Jun 6, 2008 12:01:52 GMT
I wonder if Madrid will let me wear no23 like Beckham?
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Post by ihaveadream on Jun 6, 2008 12:34:25 GMT
F - Why are you walking funny laddie ?
R - Ask Didier Drogba
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neutron1
Academy Starlet
There's no 'I' in threesome....
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Post by neutron1 on Jun 6, 2008 13:18:27 GMT
Fergie's latest "ghetto" wear failed to convince Ronaldo he should take him for a night clubbing in Manchester.
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