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Post by NassauDave on Oct 12, 2019 15:41:21 GMT
My dog had his own memory foam bed which was by the wardrobe in my bedroom. I put an old t shirt on it and he would lie on it and drift off. When he got up in the morning, his bed went under my bed out of the way. Sadly it remains there now my boy has passed away š¢ They bring a lot of joy Waggy. Enjoy every minute. I did the tee shirt thing too. Trouble was that the little fucker did a runner with it. If anyone sees it, itās a golden Labrador. Last seen running around Shelton wearing a Smiths on tour tee shirt. I would love to get it back. As for the dog , he can fuck right off.
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Post by BuzzB on Oct 13, 2019 22:13:17 GMT
When did people stop having dogs sleeping in a kennel outside? about 1964, when white dog poo disapeared.
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Post by elystokie on Oct 14, 2019 9:35:09 GMT
When did people stop having dogs sleeping in a kennel outside? about 1964, when white dog poo disapeared. White dog poo is still around, just not so much of it, I reckon the reduction is down to all the rubbish dog food manufacturers put in their products. My ex fed all her dogs with raw meat, there was plenty of white dog poo cos the dogs digestive systems were able to access all the nutrients contained in the food.
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Post by Waggy on Oct 17, 2019 21:04:29 GMT
Had a dog yesterday and let it sleep with me. A colleague at work says this is a bad thing to do as it should sleep away from you and not let the dog get used to sleeping on the bed. I wanted the dog not to be scared on his first night in the house but think ground rules should apply. Anyone any tips for first time dog owners? Staffy X Pit Bull , or Chihuahua Colin ? Cocker spaniel
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Post by salopstick on Oct 17, 2019 21:06:00 GMT
Don't get why people allow an animal that licks it own arse, it's genitals and other dogs arses to sleep with them. Even worse the people who let their dogs lick their faces. Letting Jo Brand sit on your face after she's just ran a marathon would be more hygienic. She had would be dead
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Post by thequietman on Oct 18, 2019 11:13:02 GMT
Staffy X Pit Bull , or Chihuahua Colin ? Cocker spaniel Good luck Colin. The Ade Akinbiyi of the dog world. It'll run around like a headless chicken for hours but it's loveable nonetheless.
I've gone for the Stoke central defence version for a few years now - greyhounds. They spend 99% of their time sleeping.
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Post by redstriper on Oct 18, 2019 13:26:32 GMT
30 years back it was my stated aim to sleep with a blonde and a brunette every night. Its been a reality for a couple of years now. Just a shame they have four legs each. not quite what i had in mind . Cockerpoo and a Cavapoo. very clean dogs, no moulting, and both speyed Great fun they are, i have to admit i miss them more than the mrs or the daughter when i go away for a few days.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Oct 18, 2019 17:17:55 GMT
Staffy X Pit Bull , or Chihuahua Colin ? Cocker spaniel What do Trevor and Domingo think of your Cocker Colin?
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Post by Waggy on Oct 19, 2019 18:06:25 GMT
What do Trevor and Domingo think of your Cocker Colin? They love to stroke it Bill
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Post by eddyclamp on Oct 19, 2019 20:35:50 GMT
For advice about sleeping with dogs, Keith Lards your man
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Post by Billybigbollox on Oct 19, 2019 20:40:38 GMT
What do Trevor and Domingo think of your Cocker Colin? They love to stroke it Bill They might like to pet it when itās small and soft, but will they like it as much when it gets bigger Colin?
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Post by Waggy on Oct 20, 2019 9:39:47 GMT
They love to stroke it Bill They might like to pet it when itās small and soft, but will they like it as much when it gets bigger Colin? True Bill, there is a lass on the dog walk i do, wondering if she would like to stroke it. I won't force it on her but i could ask.
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Post by noustie on Oct 20, 2019 10:23:53 GMT
My lady let ours sleep in our bedroom but was happy enough in its basket so I wasn't that bothered. However a couple of nights later when my lady succumbed to my sexual advances the dog went fucking nuts. I jumped out of bed cock slapping about the place barking like a mentalist to show who the alpha was and it soon scampered off.
Five minutes later I see it sitting at the door and its eyes are focused half way down the bed and its head is nodding slightly. I looked back to see what it's looking at and realised it was my arse. Super putting off seeing its head bob slightly faster as worked through the gears so chucked a sock at him and he sodded off again.
When he came back I started gyrating more and more trying get him to do a 360 and my lady was loving the tekkers until she realised I was fucking her but looking at the dog. I realised I better refocus and when looked again he was gone. Thinking he'd gone downstairs wasn't long before I was reaching the final furlong. Unfortunately the dog had crept to the bottom of the bed, snuck under the covers like a ninja and just as I reached the point of no return stuck his cold wet nose up my arse then snorted like there was half a kilo of beek up there.
Long story short it's a no from me.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Oct 20, 2019 11:20:19 GMT
They might like to pet it when itās small and soft, but will they like it as much when it gets bigger Colin? True Bill, there is a lass on the dog walk i do, wondering if she would like to stroke it. I won't force it on her but i could ask. Itās a great way to meet a woman Colin. A lot of them would like to stroke your little Cocker. Obviously not the likes of Sharon and Wendy of course.
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Post by Waggy on Oct 20, 2019 14:40:25 GMT
True Bill, there is a lass on the dog walk i do, wondering if she would like to stroke it. I won't force it on her but i could ask. Itās a great way to meet a woman Colin. A lot of them would like to stroke your little Cocker. Obviously not the likes of Sharon and Wendy of course. Yes those pair are not much for a cocker, not dog lovers but prefer cats. Sharon always said to Wendy that she was a pussy lover. Think looking back it was a hint
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Post by Billybigbollox on Oct 20, 2019 15:14:02 GMT
Itās a great way to meet a woman Colin. A lot of them would like to stroke your little Cocker. Obviously not the likes of Sharon and Wendy of course. Yes those pair are not much for a cocker, not dog lovers but prefer cats. Sharon always said to Wendy that she was a pussy lover. Think looking back it was a hint You live and learn Colin. My Mrs always said she was fond of the BBC. It was only after I married her that I realised what she meant.
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Post by Waggy on Oct 20, 2019 15:22:08 GMT
Yes those pair are not much for a cocker, not dog lovers but prefer cats. Sharon always said to Wendy that she was a pussy lover. Think looking back it was a hint You live and learn Colin. My Mrs always said she was fond of the BBC. It was only after I married her that I realised what she meant. My friend Trevor says he loves the BBC too.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Oct 20, 2019 15:31:07 GMT
You live and learn Colin. My Mrs always said she was fond of the BBC. It was only after I married her that I realised what she meant. My friend Trevor says he loves the BBC too. Mrs Bigbollox says ādonāt knock it till youāve tried it ā
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Post by Waggy on Oct 20, 2019 15:55:08 GMT
My friend Trevor says he loves the BBC too. Mrs Bigbollox says ādonāt knock it till youāve tried it ā As Mrs Bigbollox ever been on the BBC ? Bill. I would love to be on the box at some point in my life. Maybe just for my 15 minutes.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Oct 20, 2019 17:19:44 GMT
Mrs Bigbollox says ādonāt knock it till youāve tried it ā As Mrs Bigbollox ever been on the BBC ? Bill. I would love to be on the box at some point in my life. Maybe just for my 15 minutes. Thatās not a sight Iād want to see Colin. It would be like watching Trevor and Domingo on Drag race.
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Post by Waggy on Oct 20, 2019 17:50:09 GMT
As Mrs Bigbollox ever been on the BBC ? Bill. I would love to be on the box at some point in my life. Maybe just for my 15 minutes. Thatās not a sight Iād want to see Colin. It would be like watching Trevor and Domingo on Drag race. Domingo has just told me he has been on the BBC on several occasions. I never knew. I would love to see it on the internet, i may search Domingo BBC
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Post by Billybigbollox on Oct 20, 2019 20:01:36 GMT
Thatās not a sight Iād want to see Colin. It would be like watching Trevor and Domingo on Drag race. Domingo has just told me he has been on the BBC on several occasions. I never knew. I would love to see it on the internet, i may search Domingo BBC Iād erase your search history afterwards if you do mate. You wouldnāt want your Mum inadvertently finding that on your lap top. Have you chosen a name for your dog yet?
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Post by Waggy on Oct 21, 2019 17:51:33 GMT
Domingo has just told me he has been on the BBC on several occasions. I never knew. I would love to see it on the internet, i may search Domingo BBC Iād erase your search history afterwards if you do mate. You wouldnāt want your Mum inadvertently finding that on your lap top. Have you chosen a name for your dog yet? Called him Hughton after the football manager reported on here as definitely taking over a few weeks back on the day i got him. Was waiting on a new name but looking likely he will be called Nathan by Monday. What you think Bill?
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Post by Billybigbollox on Oct 21, 2019 18:12:48 GMT
Iād erase your search history afterwards if you do mate. You wouldnāt want your Mum inadvertently finding that on your lap top. Have you chosen a name for your dog yet? Called him Hughton after the football manager reported on here as definitely taking over a few weeks back on the day i got him. Was waiting on a new name but looking likely he will be called Nathan by Monday. What you think Bill? Great idea Colin. Then when he shits on the floor you can yell āNathan outā
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Post by Waggy on Oct 21, 2019 18:25:16 GMT
Called him Hughton after the football manager reported on here as definitely taking over a few weeks back on the day i got him. Was waiting on a new name but looking likely he will be called Nathan by Monday. What you think Bill? Great idea Colin. Then when he shits on the floor you can yell āNathan outā Yes i might ditch the naming after the manager, he could end up having 15 names in his lifetime. Might just call him Ben
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Post by dexta on Oct 21, 2019 18:34:21 GMT
Great idea Colin. Then when he shits on the floor you can yell āNathan outā Yes i might ditch the naming after the manager, he could end up having 15 names in his lifetime. Might just call him Ben so it is male then waggy lad... Them cockers are terrible for humping anything that moves waggy so I wouldn't take it bed with you..
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Post by Waggy on Oct 21, 2019 18:35:51 GMT
Yes i might ditch the naming after the manager, he could end up having 15 names in his lifetime. Might just call him Ben so it is male then waggy lad... Them cockers are terrible for humping anything that moves waggy so I wouldn't take it bed with you.. Good advice. I do toss a lot in my sleep
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Post by Billybigbollox on Oct 21, 2019 23:31:41 GMT
Great idea Colin. Then when he shits on the floor you can yell āNathan outā Yes i might ditch the naming after the manager, he could end up having 15 names in his lifetime. Might just call him Ben Our dog is called Ludo. My 4 year old niece calls him Pludo.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2019 17:40:37 GMT
My dog sleeps on the bed......has one of those squashed snouts. roles on her back and snores all night. Iām Constantly kicking her to stop her snoring
The snoring is so bad even my shihtzu sleeps in the kitchen.
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