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Post by sovietonion on Oct 6, 2019 15:36:24 GMT
When we took the lead against Birmingham, I made a rather impromptu statement that the highly unlikely event of us scoring two and going on to win I would ‘fuck the hole in a dolphin’s head. Of course it wasn’t to be that day, but a promise is a promise, so given, yesterday’s result, I had to act and this took a trip to the Birmingham Sea Life centre this morning. I therefore genuinely apologise to all and sundry for only partially being able to deliver on my promise. I discovered on arrival that the Birmingham Sea Life Centre doesn’t have any Dolphins. So I now also send my sincere apologies to ‘Mo the Giant Green Sea Turtle’ for what may be a Sunday to forget for him.
Still, onwards and upwards. Go on Stoke!
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Oct 6, 2019 15:42:58 GMT
My mum warned me many years ago of the perils of my secret passion for dressing up as a sea turtle. I haven't been able to kick the habit - but, after today's traumatic incident, I am hopefully cured.  |
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Post by sovietonion on Oct 6, 2019 15:44:47 GMT
My mum warned me many years ago of the perils of my secret passion for dressing up as a sea turtle. I haven't been able to kick the habit - but, after today's traumatic incident, I am hopefully cured. Happy to help. |
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Oct 6, 2019 15:48:34 GMT
When we took the lead against Birmingham, I made a rather impromptu statement that the highly unlikely event of us scoring two and going on to win I would ‘fuck the hole in a dolphin’s head. Of course it wasn’t to be that day, but a promise is a promise, so given, yesterday’s result, I had to act and this took a trip to the Birmingham Sea Life centre this morning. I therefore genuinely apologise to all and sundry for only partially being able to deliver on my promise. I discovered on arrival that the Birmingham Sea Life Centre doesn’t have any Dolphins. So I now also send my sincere apologies to ‘Mo the Giant Green Sea Turtle’ for what may be a Sunday to forget for him. Still, onwards and upwards. Go on Stoke! I suppose it's given old Mo a more valid reason to align himself with the Jones out camp than some on here..... |
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Post by lowlands on Oct 7, 2019 11:59:44 GMT
roflmao never laughed so much at any thread on here, absolutely brilliant, I was laughing trying to read it bloody funny
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Post by Los Alfareros on Oct 7, 2019 12:05:56 GMT
This reminded me of the time I saw an orca fuck a dolphin up the arse.
I still don't know if it was an accident, or if he did it on porpoise.
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Post by danceswithclams on Oct 7, 2019 12:22:56 GMT
When we took the lead against Birmingham, I made a rather impromptu statement that the highly unlikely event of us scoring two and going on to win I would ‘fuck the hole in a dolphin’s head. Of course it wasn’t to be that day, but a promise is a promise, so given, yesterday’s result, I had to act and this took a trip to the Birmingham Sea Life centre this morning. I therefore genuinely apologise to all and sundry for only partially being able to deliver on my promise. I discovered on arrival that the Birmingham Sea Life Centre doesn’t have any Dolphins. So I now also send my sincere apologies to ‘Mo the Giant Green Sea Turtle’ for what may be a Sunday to forget for him. Still, onwards and upwards. Go on Stoke! I can get hold of a dolphin for you mate. £500, no questions asked. |
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Post by sovietonion on Oct 7, 2019 12:33:05 GMT
Are you that bloke down the pub who can get anything?
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Post by chigstoke on Oct 7, 2019 12:41:07 GMT
When we took the lead against Birmingham, I made a rather impromptu statement that the highly unlikely event of us scoring two and going on to win I would ‘fuck the hole in a dolphin’s head. Of course it wasn’t to be that day, but a promise is a promise, so given, yesterday’s result, I had to act and this took a trip to the Birmingham Sea Life centre this morning. I therefore genuinely apologise to all and sundry for only partially being able to deliver on my promise. I discovered on arrival that the Birmingham Sea Life Centre doesn’t have any Dolphins. So I now also send my sincere apologies to ‘Mo the Giant Green Sea Turtle’ for what may be a Sunday to forget for him. Still, onwards and upwards. Go on Stoke! Did you ask for Mo's permission or just willy whack him without warning?
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Oct 7, 2019 12:47:33 GMT
#motoo
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Post by sovietonion on Oct 7, 2019 13:09:57 GMT
When we took the lead against Birmingham, I made a rather impromptu statement that the highly unlikely event of us scoring two and going on to win I would ‘fuck the hole in a dolphin’s head. Of course it wasn’t to be that day, but a promise is a promise, so given, yesterday’s result, I had to act and this took a trip to the Birmingham Sea Life centre this morning. I therefore genuinely apologise to all and sundry for only partially being able to deliver on my promise. I discovered on arrival that the Birmingham Sea Life Centre doesn’t have any Dolphins. So I now also send my sincere apologies to ‘Mo the Giant Green Sea Turtle’ for what may be a Sunday to forget for him. Still, onwards and upwards. Go on Stoke! Did you ask for Mo's permission or just willy whack him without warning?
I had to go for it as the car was in a short stay car park. Besides, I don’t know much about Turtle etiquette. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2019 15:22:24 GMT
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Oct 7, 2019 15:27:56 GMT
#manatee....couldn't get hold of a dolphin or turtle. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2019 15:35:12 GMT
 Take your pick I guess ! GD |
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Post by xchpotter on Oct 7, 2019 15:52:04 GMT
Strong contender for thread of the year.😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Post by sovietonion on Oct 7, 2019 15:58:13 GMT
#manatee....couldn't get hold of a dolphin or turtle. As they said as the Hindenburg went down....Oh, the huge manatee! |
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Oct 7, 2019 15:58:51 GMT
This is exactly how Squirtle out of Pokémon came about, you know.
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Post by danceswithclams on Oct 7, 2019 16:05:53 GMT
Are you that bloke down the pub who can get anything? Nah. I just know a few Delphinidae who're up for anything if the price is right. Proper filthy sluts, aquatic mammals. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2019 16:43:35 GMT
Dolphins are the only other animals, along with humans, that have sex for pleasure.
And I'll tell you now!
I fucked alot of animals to find that out.
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Post by scfc75 on Oct 7, 2019 16:48:37 GMT
Ast thee got thee diapsid wings?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2019 16:58:54 GMT
Ast thee got thee diapsid wings? Ast thee got there diapsid wings 😂 |
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Post by future100 on Oct 7, 2019 17:14:58 GMT
Dolphins are the only other animals, along with humans, that have sex for pleasure. And I'll tell you now! I fucked alot of animals to find that out. There's a species of monkey that does........dont ask me how I know |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2019 17:34:43 GMT
Dolphins are the only other animals, along with humans, that have sex for pleasure. And I'll tell you now! I fucked alot of animals to find that out. There's a species of monkey that does........dont ask me how I know Wrong. Fucked him. Said he didn't enjoy it. 😔 |
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