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Post by stokief on Sept 27, 2019 18:33:18 GMT
Well, for those who may be lurking who do remember, this won't seem such an odd thread ! For those who may be lurking who haven't got a scooby why I've done this, let me just apologise and say it was an old time thing and desperate times call for desperate measures! So, with that, I'll mix a Super Power Powell and crack open a bottle of Rioja. Beer's cold and lager's hot as it always was Pork scratchings are collecting dust on the floor and the bar snacks are as scrumpyiously dry and mouldy as ever. Fasten in, watch out for the dog and let's see if any luck can be brought if in the strangest of ways!! GOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN STOKE !! go on lads! Surprise us all !
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Post by 828492 on Sept 27, 2019 18:39:12 GMT
Thank you, stokief, and about time too! A nice big glass of Côte du Rhone please. COYRRP Let’s hope that NJ gets a win to put him ahead of the PM.
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Post by stokief on Sept 27, 2019 18:50:02 GMT
Bonsoir 828492! A large vin coming up! Nice to 'see' you again Apologies for the dusty tables and dated decor. I meant to buy some new, updated posy furnishings to offer customers a young, vibrant and winning atmosphere. Unfortunately i've had to make do and mend with a few dodgy old pieces I've picked up on a free and a few bargain basement purchases that had found themselves near the scrap heap! I'm hoping it'll all 'come together' at some point but I'm struggling to find the right ecclectic mix I splashed out on one statement piece but I rarely start with it,I just leave it on the bench
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Sept 27, 2019 20:19:30 GMT
Close it!
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Post by stokief on Sept 27, 2019 20:24:56 GMT
WEll, that worked didn't it! BAR CLOSED
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Sept 27, 2019 21:04:35 GMT
WEll, that worked didn't it! BAR CLOSED Open in League 1! Cheap n cheerful!
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Post by stokief on Sept 27, 2019 22:36:09 GMT
Sadly, it'll be back where it all began! Just passing through and pouring myself another large 'un as it's Friday night! Feels like one of those seminal moments in SCFC history tonight. We may well need this bar again in season's to come. Let's face it, the days of TV live coverage will be gone unless we draw a big team like Wigan in the Cup. All comes around eh?!.....
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 28, 2019 21:26:49 GMT
Only just seen you were open,I could have sat in the corner with a pair of crusty y fronts on my head,it may have made a difference.
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Post by stokief on Oct 1, 2019 18:00:37 GMT
Well, I'm giving it another go! Gawd knows the Pardew talk has near pushed me over the edge! So, I'll mix a Bruno Martinis indi cross everything (including one on the door to stop Pardew mincing in and ordering a cheeky Peach bellini or summat!) GOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN YOU MIGHTY POTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Please, get us a win tonight!
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Oct 1, 2019 18:48:38 GMT
A pint of Guinness,a stale pork pie with English mustard and lock the dog up in the garage please f.
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Post by stokief on Oct 1, 2019 18:56:44 GMT
Wouldn't be the same if the dog didn't have the hump so I'd better leave him with you! Pint of G and a freshly re-heated porkpie Circa 2007 coming up. I'm armed with a large Rioja and a poster of TP up on the wall. I know that'll please you! Anyways, as always, COME ON YOU MIGHTY POTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS!
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Post by stokief on Oct 1, 2019 19:56:48 GMT
BAR'S CLOSED. I fell asleep!
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Post by marylandstoke on Oct 1, 2019 20:01:26 GMT
I am guessing this is the equivalent of the rally hat in baseball in which case I am IN.
Hats on inside out and for the Nationals tonight.
Have those pickled eggs always been there...?. I will have one with the scratchings.
Gwon Stoke
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Post by mattintheprem on Oct 1, 2019 20:24:47 GMT
--- Knocking on the door to see if I get an after hours tipple -----
Do the kids still drink Jagerbombs??
Might the only way of getting some action on the pitch as well as in the Bar
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Post by stokief on Oct 1, 2019 20:31:12 GMT
I am guessing this is the equivalent of the rally hat in baseball in which case I am IN. Hats on inside out and for the Nationals tonight. Have those pickled eggs always been there...?. I will have one with the scratchings. Gwon Stoke They're so old, they're practaically dinosauric eggs
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Post by stokief on Oct 1, 2019 20:34:32 GMT
--- Knocking on the door to see if I get an after hours tipple ----- Do the kids still drink Jagerbombs?? Might the only way of getting some action on the pitch as well as in the Bar No Jagerbombs but I'll drop you an alka seltzer into a glass of lucozade if you like! That'll get you going!
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Post by marylandstoke on Oct 1, 2019 21:04:42 GMT
Strong medicine needed this evening!
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Post by 828492 on Oct 1, 2019 21:08:55 GMT
Could I have a pint of hemlock please?
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Post by stokief on Oct 1, 2019 23:22:04 GMT
Could I have a pint of hemlock please? Blimey! That might be a bit drastic even in these circumstances! I'm a bit late in replying but I'll leave you a nice cuppa cocoa on the bar with a chocolate digestive. The cognac's in the cupboard with the dog biscuits. Take your pick!
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Post by thequietman on Oct 3, 2019 11:39:15 GMT
I'll be in for pre-match dinner on Saturday Stokief. Line me up a cheese butty with curled up corners, a packet of Big D nuts and half a pint of navy rum in a mug with a handle. Baggsy first dibs on the fruit machine if it still takes 2p's. And stick some Brotherhood of Man on the cassette machine please.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Oct 3, 2019 14:14:33 GMT
I'll be in for pre-match dinner on Saturday Stokief. Line me up a cheese butty with curled up corners, a packet of Big D nuts and half a pint of navy rum in a mug with a handle. Baggsy first dibs on the fruit machine if it still takes 2p's. And stick some Brotherhood of Man on the cassette machine please. Will you be the one with the Perm and Tank Top?🤑
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Post by thequietman on Oct 3, 2019 15:18:39 GMT
I'll be in for pre-match dinner on Saturday Stokief. Line me up a cheese butty with curled up corners, a packet of Big D nuts and half a pint of navy rum in a mug with a handle. Baggsy first dibs on the fruit machine if it still takes 2p's. And stick some Brotherhood of Man on the cassette machine please. Will you be the one with the Perm and Tank Top?🤑 Bit racy for me that, Staffs. I'll be sporting my usual comb-over and my beige trousers and waistcoat. Bottom button daringly left undone as I hear that's the in look now.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 3, 2019 17:54:25 GMT
Will you be the one with the Perm and Tank Top?🤑 Bit racy for me that, Staffs. I'll be sporting my usual comb-over and my beige trousers and waistcoat. Bottom button daringly left undone as I hear that's the in look now. Sounds interesting Q might try that, does it impress the girls.
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Post by thequietman on Oct 4, 2019 11:23:29 GMT
Bit racy for me that, Staffs. I'll be sporting my usual comb-over and my beige trousers and waistcoat. Bottom button daringly left undone as I hear that's the in look now. Sounds interesting Q might try that, does it impress the girls. It impresses them no end, Chuffed. Well, a certain section of them anyway. You'll be well in if it's milk stout swigging nonagenarians you're after.
I'm basing my look on a period when we had a good team that played attractive football and had some success with it.
So i'll be riding my chopper to the bar and wearing my green platform shoes too.
No tartan scarf, though. That would just look ridiculous.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 4, 2019 12:03:58 GMT
Sounds interesting Q might try that, does it impress the girls. It impresses them no end, Chuffed. Well, a certain section of them anyway. You'll be well in if it's milk stout swigging nonagenarians you're after.
I'm basing my look on a period when we had a good team that played attractive football and had some success with it.
So i'll be riding my chopper to the bar and wearing my green platform shoes too.
No tartan scarf, though. That would just look ridiculous.
If they come in size 10.5 count me in. 🙂👍
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Post by yeokel on Oct 4, 2019 12:15:39 GMT
Sounds interesting Q might try that, does it impress the girls. It impresses them no end, Chuffed. Well, a certain section of them anyway. You'll be well in if it's milk stout swigging nonagenarians you're after. I'm basing my look on a period when we had a good team that played attractive football and had some success with it. So i'll be riding my chopper to the bar and wearing my green platform shoes too. No tartan scarf, though. That would just look ridiculous.
I think showing off with your Chopper might be pushing things a bit too far if you're on a first date though.
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Post by thequietman on Oct 4, 2019 13:54:59 GMT
It impresses them no end, Chuffed. Well, a certain section of them anyway. You'll be well in if it's milk stout swigging nonagenarians you're after. I'm basing my look on a period when we had a good team that played attractive football and had some success with it. So i'll be riding my chopper to the bar and wearing my green platform shoes too. No tartan scarf, though. That would just look ridiculous.
I think showing off with your Chopper might be pushing things a bit too far if you're on a first date though. Believe me, yokey, it's the chopper that the nonagenarians are most impressed by. Especially the bright yellow paint job and the pennant hanging off it.
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Post by stokief on Oct 4, 2019 18:58:13 GMT
I think showing off with your Chopper might be pushing things a bit too far if you're on a first date though. Believe me, yokey, it's the chopper that the nonagenarians are most impressed by. Especially the bright yellow paint job and the pennant hanging off it. first off, getting your Chopper out in here will lead to a frenzied pub dog and probably confusing Staffsoatcake if he's not got his specs on as he reaches for his sausage sandwich and secondly, Isn't that being rather cruel to poor Jermaine??
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Post by felonious on Oct 4, 2019 20:05:43 GMT
It impresses them no end, Chuffed. Well, a certain section of them anyway. You'll be well in if it's milk stout swigging nonagenarians you're after. I'm basing my look on a period when we had a good team that played attractive football and had some success with it. So i'll be riding my chopper to the bar and wearing my green platform shoes too. No tartan scarf, though. That would just look ridiculous.
I think showing off with your Chopper might be pushing things a bit too far if you're on a first date though. I don't think it'll be a problem I suspect Stokief is a woman of the world
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Post by stokief on Oct 4, 2019 20:15:30 GMT
I think showing off with your Chopper might be pushing things a bit too far if you're on a first date though. I don't think it'll be a problem I suspect Stokief is a woman of the world That's as maybe, but I'm not sure that anything in life could prepare me for a big Chopper with Pennant hanging off it!!
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