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Post by loosestools on Sept 25, 2019 18:48:23 GMT
I think this reveals a lot about what is wrong. Those players will piss themselves laughing at that. No way will they have any respect for him Bang on Glasgow, who the fuck is he trying to impress? an inadequate, delinquent teenager? For goodness sake, its embarrassing!
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Post by felonious on Sept 25, 2019 18:48:30 GMT
Looking forward to Christmas? He's crackers.
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Post by PotterLog on Sept 25, 2019 18:54:38 GMT
The wall 'inspirational' messages are: *OUR VALUES - WHO WE ARE* BRAVERY yeah we're veritable gladiators aren't we - HUNGER more like a fucking famine - RESILIENCE for maybe the first 90 seconds of a game - TOGETHERNESS through thin and thin *OUR STANDARDS - THE LEVELS WE SET* PROFESSIONAL & DISCIPLINED is how we made Crawley Town look - POSITIVE we're going down - TRAIN AS WE PLAY god help us if that's true - GIVE 100% FOR EACH OTHER pathetic, Harry Redknapp demands between 110 and a million *OUR COMMITMENTS* BUY IN a truckload of expensive substandard crap players - DRIVE EACH OTHER up the wall - HONEST & OPEN COMMUNICATION about how utter guff we are - [Finally a little poem] SACRIFICE is what Jesus did for our sins, so why won't God will us any fucking wins Made a few notes, it's thinking out loud, stream of consciousness stuff, just throwing out some ideas y'know.............
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Post by stokienorthants on Sept 25, 2019 19:01:37 GMT
Looking forward to Christmas? He's crackers. He’s mad as a Hatter!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2019 19:15:20 GMT
"Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
Geoff Cameron
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Post by Goonie on Sept 25, 2019 19:31:45 GMT
I think this reveals a lot about what is wrong. Those players will piss themselves laughing at that. No way will they have any respect for him Bang on Glasgow, who the fuck is he trying to impress? an inadequate, delinquent teenager? For goodness sake, its embarrassing! Its Glenn Hoddle and Eileen Drury all over again!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2019 19:53:53 GMT
Looking forward to Christmas? He's crackers. Christmas crackers
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2019 20:07:09 GMT
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Post by harrysburrow on Sept 25, 2019 20:14:55 GMT
"Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day". They might as well be playing with themselves Harry cus they ain't playing as a team. 😂👍
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Post by potterpaul on Sept 27, 2019 1:50:12 GMT
Cousins, Allen and Vokes all sit together and their motivational plaques say.
"I can make it as a footballer" "I'm not half as bad as these two lumps either side of me" "Mmmmmm.......Donuts"
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Post by tony1234 on Sept 27, 2019 2:22:27 GMT
Self motivating words should be in each players head. Along with their game plans and goals. Why the need to write them down and make such a display?
Nathan does like creating his alternate universes.its all so David Brent.
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Post by CraigWally on Sept 27, 2019 11:15:07 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2019 12:16:34 GMT
Nathans training day
Team... we're going to do our nice 'Moving in the Diamond' this morning, so let's make a lovely rhombus, shall we? And then we'll all be little diamonds practicing on the grass.
Let's make a bigger rhombus - spread out - wider - wider - just finger-tips touching - that's it. Well done everyone. Have your first Gold Star.
Danny, let go of Nathan - Because diamonds don't hold hands, they just touch finger-tips. Adam ! Let go of Nathan too.
And Nathan, we don't want GRUMBLERS in our rhombus, do we? We only want smilers.
Yes Ryan, you're a smiler - so is Cameron - and Liam and Stephen. Yes, you're all smilers.
QUIET, PLEASE.
Don't get so excited.
And Joe is going to be a smiler too, aren't you Joe? That's better.
James... don't do that!
Now then, let's all put on our Thinking Caps, shall we, and think what part of the diamond we are going to choose to be.
Ryan? - What part of the Diamond are you? The bottom bit. Good.
Tom? The right bit. That's nice.
Mark? The right bit too. Well done, Mark!
Tom? - Tom, pay attention, dear, and don't pummel Tyrese – what part of the diamond are you going to choose to be?
A donkey isn't a diamond, Tom.
No Team, it isn't funny, it's very silly. If Tom can't think of a better answer than that we'll have to go on to someone else until he can.
Now then Mame, what part of the Diamond are you?
Oh the top bit .Oh I have got a lovely looking Diamond, haven't I? Ryan is a bottom bit and Mark is a right bit , so I expect you are a beautiful attacking bit, aren't you?
Oh, you're just the top bit ! I see... Now then Tom?
A carthorse isn’t a diamond either Tom, stop being so silly . Think dear, and don't sulk like that. How about I ask Nick? No Nick, a carthorse is still NOT part of a diamond , you’re being as silly as Tom.
Now, Team, listen very carefully. Cameron, stop bouncing, please.
No, bouncing isn't part of the Diamond, Cameron. Don't argue, dear - just stop bouncing. You watch the others - you'll see.
Badou - come here, please. What have you got in your mouth?
I can't hear a word you're saying, Badou, so go off the pitch and spit it out, whatever it is, and then come back and tell me what it was. And Badou. Both feet. Don't hop.
Now then, Team, we're not going to wait for a boy who puts things in his mouth like a baby - we're going to be lovely diamonds moving on the grass, and the Lord is smiling down on us to make us grow tall and strong and - Scott, stand up - diamonds don't look backwards through their legs, do they?
Scott, what do we do with our heads? We hold them up... I should think so. Come back on the pitch, Badou!. Now what did you have in your mouth? It can't have been nothing, Badou, because I distinctly saw something. Yes, I know it's nothing now but what was it then? A big gobstopper ! Well, I'm very glad you spat it out, aren't you?
You didn't? Do you feel all right, Badou? Sure?.
Right get ready everyone One-two- Off we go.
Run , Sam, don't just stand there. Run. Head up, Scott, and use your legs. Lee, dear - don't forget to breathe.
Run Ryan, and Ryan. Cheer up - you're a happy Diamond. Ryan. Yes, you are. Because I say so.
GD
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Post by thestatusquo on Sept 27, 2019 13:24:53 GMT
This explains a lot. We don’t want to beat teams in case it upsets them!!!
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Post by mcw on Sept 27, 2019 14:24:02 GMT
They need a counter in there that shows the number of hours since we last won a fucking game, scored more than twice and looked like we gave a shit. Similar to the doomsday clock they have in Times Square which shows the national debt of the US slowly clocking up and up and up:)
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Sept 27, 2019 14:34:27 GMT
Looking forward to Christmas? He’s cracked. “I’ll be organized but it’ll be relatively disorganized organisation...” Bit like your teams then Nathan...
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 27, 2019 14:48:19 GMT
All the shirts should have a sticker saying "You are very lucky,you are stealing a living as a footballer"
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Post by boskampsflaps on Sept 27, 2019 15:14:30 GMT
Another non stick to try and beat the club with, give it a rest eh
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Post by stokefc on Sept 27, 2019 15:33:23 GMT
Another non stick to try and beat the club with, give it a rest eh Don't you think it's a bit strange bozzie having the dressing room like that, I can't imagine how the players feel about it, can you imagine the 70s team putting up with this shit
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2019 16:35:43 GMT
"We are as good as our last game"
What a motivational line that is! "We are as good as our last game" "What... absolutely awful?" Now that'll get you inspired. We're only as good as awful and can therefore get no better. Blimey, no wonder we're rocketing up the table.
I didn't get where I am today by saying... "We are as good as our last game!!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2019 16:39:01 GMT
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