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Post by slicko on Aug 24, 2019 16:35:20 GMT
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Post by sportsman on Aug 24, 2019 16:36:40 GMT
Whatever it is, I've said there's a curse for a while now. Bloody exorcist
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Post by rivival on Aug 24, 2019 16:55:48 GMT
Change the stadium name for a start.
Sounds like you're inviting a bet on if we will let in 3, 6 or 5 goals every game.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken sounds better or The Maccy D stadium.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Aug 24, 2019 17:36:11 GMT
Didn’t Birmingham have a gypsy curse cast over them few years ago? ........ Perhaps we can quiz them about it next week.
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Post by durbanscircus on Aug 24, 2019 17:45:32 GMT
Didn’t Birmingham have a gypsy curse cast over them few years ago? ........ Perhaps we can quiz them about it next week. The Blue Noses have rattled on about this for decades... they held an exorcism at the ground and Barry Fry their manager at the time was advised to urinate in all four corners of the pitch - which he duly did They were relegated to the third division shortly after The dialogue has moved on at the Blues since and they now concede that their abject shitbess is a part of the DNA of the club.... but that loyalty given the history allows them to Lord it over their neighbours - who they consider to less masculine, fly by nights , who could never ever endure what they do Birmingham has ceased to be a football club and has now become a death cult |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Aug 24, 2019 17:49:37 GMT
You take a Scholes,then you slam the door on its Arse,on its way out.
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Aug 24, 2019 17:50:14 GMT
Didn’t Birmingham have a gypsy curse cast over them few years ago? ........ Perhaps we can quiz them about it next week. The Blue Noses have rattled on about this for decades... they held an exorcism at the ground and Barry Fry their manager at the time was advised to urinate in all four corners of the pitch - which he duly did They were relegated to the third division shortly after The dialogue has moved on at the Blues since and they now concede that their abject shitbess is a part of the DNA of the club.... but that loyalty given the history allows them to Lord it over their neighbours - who they consider to less masculine, fly by nights , who could never ever endure what they do Barry Fry would have loved that.. Pisser  |
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Post by stonescfc on Aug 24, 2019 17:56:46 GMT
Lads it’s not a Gypsy curse, our useless fucking board have just given a manager who had lost his mind a shit load of cash to spunk on wank players on massive contracts and gave him 18 months too long before they sacked him. They then appointed the wrong manager who was a decent guy but he took us down. They then appointed a manager who was a dickhead and gave him a shit load of money to spunk on wank players on massive contracts then fired him. They then appointed another manager who seems a decent chap who had success in a lower league who brought in a load of shit players and is currently up shit creek without a paddle.
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Post by march4 on Aug 24, 2019 18:12:56 GMT
A gypsy curse wouldn't dare to mess with TP.
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Post by future100 on Aug 24, 2019 18:18:43 GMT
Lads it’s not a Gypsy curse, our useless fucking board have just given a manager who had lost his mind a shit load of cash to spunk on wank players on massive contracts and gave him 18 months too long before they sacked him. They then appointed the wrong manager who was a decent guy but he took us down. They then appointed a manager who was a dickhead and gave him a shit load of money to spunk on wank players on massive contracts then fired him. They then appointed another manager who seems a decent chap who had success in a lower league who brought in a load of shit players and is currently up shit creek without a paddle. This succinctly sums up the situation, anyone who thinks that 25 games in, a full pre season, virtually the whole team recruited by Jones with only three wins and not losing by the odd goal but being comprehensively outplayed,that we should stick with him should come on here and explain to the rest of us what they have seen that the rest of us have missed. It isn't good enough to say we shouldn't be known as a club that sacks its managers, give a solid business/footballing reason why the club should risk another relegation or a battle to stay in this league. I hope the board noted all the empty seats 15 minutes from the end, that will be the Bet 365 on a good day next season. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2019 18:21:40 GMT
You light a fire at midnight. You get naked and paint your bollicks blue. You then walk around the fire, backwards, three times. You then jump up and down three times and yell "Umpah Umpah, stick it up your jumpah!.
Works every time.
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Post by future100 on Aug 24, 2019 18:26:08 GMT
You light a fire at midnight. You get naked and paint your bollicks blue. You then walk around the fire, backwards, three times. You then jump up and down three times and yell "Umpah Umpah, stick it up your jumpah!. Works every time. Good, at least I won't have to paint mine. |
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Post by kidcrewbob on Aug 24, 2019 18:28:15 GMT
Tarmac the pitch
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2019 18:31:01 GMT
Dismantle the corner and narrow the pitch
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Aug 24, 2019 18:37:55 GMT
No one makes billions without offering a sacrifice......  Start unravelling some of this shite for a start.... |
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Post by sportsman on Aug 24, 2019 18:39:16 GMT
You light a fire at midnight. You get naked and paint your bollicks blue. You then walk around the fire, backwards, three times. You then jump up and down three times and yell "Umpah Umpah, stick it up your jumpah!. Works every time. I've tried that and still nothing 😁 |
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Post by NassauDave on Aug 24, 2019 18:49:20 GMT
Jones digs himself into a bigger and bigger hole with every interview.
He looks and sounds like a broken man, and has visibly aged with the pressure.
Take a break Nathan and leave. This club is not for you.
Oh, and take that wanker Scholes with you please.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2019 19:05:06 GMT
You light a fire at midnight. You get naked and paint your bollicks blue. You then walk around the fire, backwards, three times. You then jump up and down three times and yell "Umpah Umpah, stick it up your jumpah!. Works every time. As far as I know I have only had one gypsy curse laid on me. So it was Christmas Eve 2004. I lit the fire, and performed accordingly. My neighbours didn't mind too much, but Staffs Police did say that I should have given the plan a bit more "thought and consideration".
I live right next to a church, and just as jumped up and down and did the "umpah umpah" bit, the kids from the local Primary School were just filing out of the church having sung Away In A Manager at the midnight carol service.
To be fair, the police did give some credence to my statement that the little buggers shouldn't be out at midnight anyway, they should be tucked up in bed waiting for Santa.
It was the Chief Constable that was my downfall. Apparently the bill for counceling the kids (little buggers) was massive. I've never seen a Chief Constable so angry.
So mates - feel free to use the curse braker - but just "Be aware".
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Post by slicko on Sept 14, 2019 18:22:07 GMT
Joe Allen has upset the ghost of Bartley Gorman with a cowardly high-footed challenge.
The curse has not been lifted.
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Post by rawli on Sept 14, 2019 19:21:28 GMT
I parked where we used to park in prem days. We can rule that out as a reason we've gone to rat shit.
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Post by davethebass on Sept 14, 2019 19:53:19 GMT
Let the gypsies move back on Sweetings Field! They might lift the curse then  Has it been redeveloped yet, the old Victoria Ground? |
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Post by slicko on Sept 24, 2019 20:16:26 GMT
Nathan Jones needs to figure out this weird-shit voodoo curse before this game is lost.
Get Denise to make a Pulis pin cushion.
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Post by stokiejoe on Sept 24, 2019 20:22:49 GMT
You light a fire at midnight. You get naked and paint your bollicks blue. You then walk around the fire, backwards, three times. You then jump up and down three times and yell "Umpah Umpah, stick it up your jumpah!. Works every time. Think I've got this wrong please advise, I've set fire to my bollocks so what do I paint blue? |
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Post by slicko on Sept 24, 2019 20:29:22 GMT
You light a fire at midnight. You get naked and paint your bollicks blue. You then walk around the fire, backwards, three times. You then jump up and down three times and yell "Umpah Umpah, stick it up your jumpah!. Works every time. Think I've got this wrong please advise, I've set fire to my bollocks so what do I paint blue? The air with your screams of profanity? |
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