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Post by felonious on Jul 7, 2019 7:13:09 GMT
Mother lays down the rules before her 18 year old son's trip to Magaluf, which he's kindly shared with the world 
1. Don't drink before you get to the airport. If ur drunk they won't let you on the plane.
Just remember the Eminem concert. We'll actually I don't suppose u can remember the Eminem airport.
2. Don't take your passport out at night for ID. Over the last month or so you've lost two provisionals, three door keys, bank cards, money and a wallet. You can't be trusted.
If you lose it they won't let you home, which wouldn't be that bad but you only have about a tenner spending money.
3. Remember to eat. Don't judge the price of food by how many alcoholic drinks you could buy for the same.
(Finlay assured her by replying: "I'll be sound mate")
4. If there's a boat party or even a pool party, you just stay away.
Mind that time you accidentally walked into a pond and had to come home naked without a working phone.
(Finlay replied: "Gid times")
5. Don't get a tattoo… Or if u have to get one make sure it's on your bum so that when you're regretting it for the next 70 years it's not such an obvious daily reminder of when u were an 18 year old t**t.
6. Don't have unprotected sex. A night of fun is not worth a lifetime of gonorrhea. In fact, don't have sex at all. You don't know where they've been.
7. Don't phone me for a chat when u r drunk. I will only worry.
Even if one of our favourite songs comes on, if it's three in the morning I don't need a call from you shouting 'You will love this song Lisa. Listen for the bass drop.'
I also don't need video called in the early hours to speak to randoms.
8. Look after each other and phone me if there are any problems. I'm trying to think who out of the group is the most sensible but I'm struggling.
I love you more than life so have fun but come home safe.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 7, 2019 8:46:24 GMT
Mother lays down the rules before her 18 year old son's trip to Magaluf, which he's kindly shared with the world 1. Don't drink before you get to the airport. If ur drunk they won't let you on the plane.
Just remember the Eminem concert. We'll actually I don't suppose u can remember the Eminem airport.
2. Don't take your passport out at night for ID. Over the last month or so you've lost two provisionals, three door keys, bank cards, money and a wallet. You can't be trusted.
If you lose it they won't let you home, which wouldn't be that bad but you only have about a tenner spending money.
3. Remember to eat. Don't judge the price of food by how many alcoholic drinks you could buy for the same.
(Finlay assured her by replying: "I'll be sound mate")
4. If there's a boat party or even a pool party, you just stay away.
Mind that time you accidentally walked into a pond and had to come home naked without a working phone.
(Finlay replied: "Gid times")
5. Don't get a tattoo… Or if u have to get one make sure it's on your bum so that when you're regretting it for the next 70 years it's not such an obvious daily reminder of when u were an 18 year old t**t.
6. Don't have unprotected sex. A night of fun is not worth a lifetime of gonorrhea. In fact, don't have sex at all. You don't know where they've been.
7. Don't phone me for a chat when u r drunk. I will only worry.
Even if one of our favourite songs comes on, if it's three in the morning I don't need a call from you shouting 'You will love this song Lisa. Listen for the bass drop.'
I also don't need video called in the early hours to speak to randoms.
8. Look after each other and phone me if there are any problems. I'm trying to think who out of the group is the most sensible but I'm struggling.
I love you more than life so have fun but come home safe.
I went on a stag do recently. You could’ve said the same to everyone there and we’re in our 50’s. One of the blokes got so pissed up he got a tattoo of the stag’s name and the date on his neck. His Mrs went mental when we got back, but it was fucking funny at the wedding seeing her keep looking at this tattoo and shaking her head. |
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Post by danceswithclams on Jul 7, 2019 9:15:16 GMT
Who the fuck is Finlay?
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Post by rivival on Jul 7, 2019 13:18:53 GMT
sad when an 18 year old man has to be told what to do by his mummy, isn't it?
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 7, 2019 13:23:26 GMT
Jesus, Fel. Are you really starting to post a bunch of made-up shit which gets posted on Facebook so some daft bint/nob can get a bunch of 'likes'?
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Post by felonious on Jul 7, 2019 14:06:39 GMT
Jesus, Fel. Are you really starting to post a bunch of made-up shit which gets posted on Facebook so some daft bint/nob can get a bunch of 'likes'? Better tell the BBC that's where I heard it early this morning. Don't tell me parents don't have those sorts of conversations with their kids. My two are off to Spain early in the morning but fortunately the party includes two responsible females
I met up with a friend a month or so back he's always prided himself that his two daughters share their mother's sensible streak. One of them managed to break her back getting on the back of a quadbike with some random lad she'd met on her holiday. She's made a reasonable recovery fortunately but the insurance issues are ongoing  |
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Post by felonious on Jul 7, 2019 14:08:09 GMT
This is the twat allegedly.
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