Elephant man Balls.

[Staffsoatcake]

Spent 48 hrs.in Hospital last week,my crown jewels were the size of cricket balls,some sort of infection the Doctor said,never in my entire life have I had my Balls handled by so many people,Both Doctors & Nurses,trouble is it was too painful to enjoy it.🤑

Marlady said,it's a pity the infection did'nt spread to my Cock.😔

[felonious]

Apr 20, 2019 12:10:47 GMT Staffsoatcake said:

Spent 48 hrs.in Hospital last week,my crown jewels were the size of cricket balls,some sort of infection the Doctor said,never in my entire life have I had my Balls handled by so many people,Both Doctors & Nurses,trouble is it was too painful to enjoy it.🤑

Marlady said,it's a pity the infection did'nt spread to my Cock.😔

I bet you were strutting your stuff around the ward

[The man from Utch]

I remember years ago one of the navy lads from the navy war college here, hung is bollocks out on the bar table at our local and said, these are Texas balls. They were huge

[bathstoke]

Oh Yes, This is the sort of material we need on a bank holiday weekend.
BBB Will not be happy when he hears there’s a contender to the throne.
🐘

[telfordstoke]

Just had sausages and meat balls and you've put an entirely different spin on it lol glad you're now healthy!

[Billybigbollox]

I’ll tell you honestly, I’ve got a mate who has a rubber prosthetic bollock. He had testicular cancer and had an orchidectomy. ( look it up you lazy cnuts).
As a party trick he gets his bollocks out and hits the rubber one with a pint glass. It brings tears to the eyes even when you know it’s a falsie.
As an aside to Bathie , When I had surgery for prostate cancer last year, my bollocks really were so big that I was in fucking agony. When I woke up from the anaesthetic I knew the recovery nurse. She pulled the blankets back and said “that’s why you’re in pain “. It was like aurora fucking borealis under there. It took about 5 days before I could sit down without an ice pack in my pants. I could’ve painted them orange and pretended I was sitting on a space hopper.
As a result I have total sympathy with any fucker who has problems in the testicular department.

[Billybigbollox]

By the way we call my mate Womble.
You can guess why.

[bathstoke]

I was hoping the b%!!%#& theorem would get lighter, not heavier.
B%!!%#&$ is some weighty $#!tXx

[marylandstoke]

Can there be a better way to end the evening than some warm milk with a drop of brandy.......

And the horror of engorged testicles?

Maybe Waggy could get someone to take a closer look?

[Staffsoatcake]

After extensive treatment of Antibiotics,I can now close my legs again.