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Post by murphthesurf on Mar 26, 2019 20:23:14 GMT
Brace yourself for round 2 with’Big Nose’ Said lady was the one that invited me lol. Best behaviour all round this time, honest guv!  |
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Post by thequietman on Mar 27, 2019 12:32:13 GMT
I was one of two "iron men" in a select group of sportspeople - basically a drinking club for tenpin bowlers. Iron men because we were the only two who'd never chundered on a night/day out.
Came out of a pub in Liverpool during a drinking event to see him losing his lunch outside. Laughed so much I staggered across the road totally out of control, fell over a low wall opposite and ten feet down into an open sewer. Broke two ribs and tore some intercostal muscles. Agony for weeks.
I'm still an iron man, though :-)
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Post by mattador78 on Mar 27, 2019 12:56:01 GMT
I was one of two "iron men" in a select group of sportspeople - basically a drinking club for tenpin bowlers. Iron men because we were the only two who'd never chundered on a night/day out.
Came out of a pub in Liverpool during a drinking event to see him losing his lunch outside. Laughed so much I staggered across the road totally out of control, fell over a low wall opposite and ten feet down into an open sewer. Broke two ribs and tore some intercostal muscles. Agony for weeks.
I'm still an iron man, though :-)
Reminds me of the owner of the company next to us. A big artic had drove over a drain cover outside one of our units and smashed it loose so to stop anyone falling down while we waited for the site to come and repair it we put a pallet over it. It was between two of our buildings in a bit of a kerbed off area, so as he walked past he thought messy bastards and picked the pallet up to move it and then complain to us. His next step took him straight down the drain with the cover and the pallet wedging him into the hole. 😂 |
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Post by thequietman on Mar 28, 2019 12:51:13 GMT
Chatting to Telford just reminded me of this one. At a Cult gig in 1986 ish, wrecking away in the pit. A chap went down on the floor in front of me, so I put my hands out to help him up as you do. Rather than grab my hands, though, he grabbed my thumbs & dislocated both of them. Tw4t. I missed the second half of the gig thanks to him, being tended to by paramedics.
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 28, 2019 13:05:05 GMT
Chatting to Telford just reminded me of this one. At a Cult gig in 1986 ish, wrecking away in the pit. A chap went down on the floor in front of me, so I put my hands out to help him up as you do. Rather than grab my hands, though, he grabbed my thumbs & dislocated both of them. Tw4t. I missed the second half of the gig thanks to him, being tended to by paramedics. Hope the pain & tears didn’t smudge your Robert Smith mascara🧟♀️ |
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Post by mattador78 on Mar 28, 2019 13:05:23 GMT
Chatting to Telford just reminded me of this one. At a Cult gig in 1986 ish, wrecking away in the pit. A chap went down on the floor in front of me, so I put my hands out to help him up as you do. Rather than grab my hands, though, he grabbed my thumbs & dislocated both of them. Tw4t. I missed the second half of the gig thanks to him, being tended to by paramedics. 👍👍 |
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Post by telfordstoke on Mar 28, 2019 19:46:25 GMT
Chatting to Telford just reminded me of this one. At a Cult gig in 1986 ish, wrecking away in the pit. A chap went down on the floor in front of me, so I put my hands out to help him up as you do. Rather than grab my hands, though, he grabbed my thumbs & dislocated both of them. Tw4t. I missed the second half of the gig thanks to him, being tended to by paramedics. Bloody hell you don’t have much luck, you got injured at supermarket lately too I think?! Fortunately the Cult weren’t that great live so you may not have missed too much |
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Post by murphthesurf on Mar 28, 2019 20:58:26 GMT
Chatting to Telford just reminded me of this one. At a Cult gig in 1986 ish, wrecking away in the pit. A chap went down on the floor in front of me, so I put my hands out to help him up as you do. Rather than grab my hands, though, he grabbed my thumbs & dislocated both of them. Tw4t. I missed the second half of the gig thanks to him, being tended to by paramedics. Sorry, JD, but..........  no, actually, more like  xxx |
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Post by murphthesurf on Mar 28, 2019 21:02:28 GMT
Chatting to Telford just reminded me of this one. At a Cult gig in 1986 ish, wrecking away in the pit. A chap went down on the floor in front of me, so I put my hands out to help him up as you do. Rather than grab my hands, though, he grabbed my thumbs & dislocated both of them. Tw4t. I missed the second half of the gig thanks to him, being tended to by paramedics. Hope the pain & tears didn’t smudge your Robert Smith mascara🧟♀️ He uses the waterproof stuff, Bathy.  Same sort that I've worn to matches for the last 3 years....... |
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Post by murphthesurf on Mar 28, 2019 21:05:36 GMT
Chatting to Telford just reminded me of this one. At a Cult gig in 1986 ish, wrecking away in the pit. A chap went down on the floor in front of me, so I put my hands out to help him up as you do. Rather than grab my hands, though, he grabbed my thumbs & dislocated both of them. Tw4t. I missed the second half of the gig thanks to him, being tended to by paramedics. Bloody hell you don’t have much luck, you got injured at supermarket lately too I think?! Fortunately the Cult weren’t that great live so you may not have missed too much Bugger it. I must have missed that one, Tel..............  Which thread was it on, pl? Ta! |
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 28, 2019 21:05:38 GMT
Hope the pain & tears didn’t smudge your Robert Smith mascara🧟♀️ He uses the waterproof stuff, Bathy. Same sort that I've worn to matches for the last 3 years....... 😭 |
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Post by murphthesurf on Mar 28, 2019 21:09:35 GMT
I was one of two "iron men" in a select group of sportspeople - basically a drinking club for tenpin bowlers. Iron men because we were the only two who'd never chundered on a night/day out.
Came out of a pub in Liverpool during a drinking event to see him losing his lunch outside. Laughed so much I staggered across the road totally out of control, fell over a low wall opposite and ten feet down into an open sewer. Broke two ribs and tore some intercostal muscles. Agony for weeks.
I'm still an iron man, though :-)
Photo or............... |
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Post by telfordstoke on Mar 28, 2019 21:15:48 GMT
Bloody hell you don’t have much luck, you got injured at supermarket lately too I think?! Fortunately the Cult weren’t that great live so you may not have missed too much Bugger it. I must have missed that one, Tel.............. Which thread was it on, pl? Ta! Oh er I don’t quite recall.... it MIGHT be on “Your list gigs?” Page 7 about halfway down, just off the top of me head.... |
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Post by murphthesurf on Mar 28, 2019 21:48:09 GMT
Bugger it. I must have missed that one, Tel.............. Which thread was it on, pl? Ta! Oh er I don’t quite recall.... it MIGHT be on “Your list gigs?” Page 7 about halfway down, just off the top of me head.... Thx mate. |
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Post by thequietman on Mar 29, 2019 12:34:00 GMT
The supermarket was on the last gig thread. Taken out by an out of control shopper/trolley.
Thank you all for your concern, sympathy etc.,especially you, Murph. Gits the lot of you ;-)
Robert Smith? Mascara? Shurely shome mishtake. The Cult -> the Cure ....
The Cult were great for a couple of years then became poor rock clones. Hey ho. My abiding memory of that particular gig, aside from the thumbs, was a chap with no shirt on, wearing a balaclava, sat on his mate's shoulders & banging two spoons together.
Mascara? I have never knowingly worn make up myself. Except when dressed as a nurse, but that's a different matter entirely.
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Post by telfordstoke on Mar 29, 2019 13:34:15 GMT
The supermarket was on the last gig thread. Taken out by an out of control shopper/trolley.
Thank you all for your concern, sympathy etc.,especially you, Murph. Gits the lot of you ;-)
Robert Smith? Mascara? Shurely shome mishtake. The Cult -> the Cure ....
The Cult were great for a couple of years then became poor rock clones. Hey ho. My abiding memory of that particular gig, aside from the thumbs, was a chap with no shirt on, wearing a balaclava, sat on his mate's shoulders & banging two spoons together.
Mascara? I have never knowingly worn make up myself. Except when dressed as a nurse, but that's a different matter entirely.
One shameful night and ONLY one, in 1985, we got a lift to see Lords of the New Church at Hammersmith Palais off my elder brothers mates and, as well as the cans of special brew , they passed around a guy liner and we all put some on. Thank god there were no mobile phones, was a hot sweaty night and came home looking like a drunk panda . So that’s my Health and Safety warning of the day “Mascara, leave it to the experts “ |
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Post by murphthesurf on Mar 29, 2019 13:55:07 GMT
The supermarket was on the last gig thread. Taken out by an out of control shopper/trolley. Thank you all for your concern, sympathy etc.,especially you, Murph. Gits the lot of you ;-) Robert Smith? Mascara? Shurely shome mishtake. The Cult -> the Cure ....
Mascara? I have never knowingly worn make up myself. Except when dressed as a nurse, but that's a different matter entirely.
Murph Nightingale, that's me. I've got medals for my bedside manner!   |
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Same sort that I've worn to matches for the last 3 years.......
Which thread was it on, pl? Ta! 
