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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2019 0:00:04 GMT
My cat kills pigeons, let's all kill cats as well. Cats don’t live till 40 or attack women & children I had a cat that lived for twenty years of age. A female ginger cat. A tabby. That cat would attack absolutely anything that went near her! Myself, my wife and my two sons excepted. She reproduced twice and allowed us all to handle and play with the kittens. I just hate to think of what happened to the poor male Tom that impregnated her - he must have ended up in tatters!
During her life we had two dogs. An Afghan and a Jack Russell. The cat would be ok with any of them indoors. In fact it is fair to say that they all seemed to love each other - but outdoors it was "fight night"! Both of the dogs were frightened of her.
You really do have to hold out respect for cats!
We now have one of a "pair" that we got fourteen years ago. Twins as you might say. The male cat died three years ago (he really was a beautiful animal) - this tabby female is looking to break records - I think that she might make twenty years old also. At her last "check up" the Vet was pretty impressed.
Cats seem to have an ability to get tired whilst sleeping. I will never understand that.
I have nights when I am so tired that I can't sleep.
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Post by felonious on Mar 16, 2019 7:24:59 GMT
Sounds like you've had the RSPCA experience as well. I have they are fucking useless bunch of hypocrites. For self promotion they're ace though. Phone them up about starving animals and they've got a 15 page excuse list as to why they can't come out.
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Post by franklin66 on Mar 16, 2019 9:03:06 GMT
I have they are fucking useless bunch of hypocrites. For self promotion they're ace though. Phone them up about starving animals and they've got a 15 page excuse list as to why they can't come out. Never seen one in the flesh only on tv there are fake.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Mar 16, 2019 10:05:20 GMT
Seagulls Lives Matter.... No.2 (more than chips do, apparently) You have to question the sanity of the magistrate ........£85 victim surcharge, is that to compensate the dead seagulls family. Also he was given an overnight curfew when seagulls are presumably tucked up asleep in bed.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Mar 16, 2019 10:32:49 GMT
I have they are fucking useless bunch of hypocrites. For self promotion they're ace though. Phone them up about starving animals and they've got a 15 page excuse list as to why they can't come out. Their fund raising arm are fucking vultures to excuse the pun and I would never give them the steam of my piss.......my late mother in law was coerced on the Street to set up a £3 a month direct debit to them. After a few months she was pestered by them almost weekly to increase her donation stating that she didn’t need to do anything as they would increase her direct debit on her say so on the phone. We told her not to agree to anything and to stop the payments. When she popped her clogs 4 years ago we were going through her bank accounts sorting out her finances and came across the fact that she was now paying £32 a month to the bastards. In another case my next door neighbour acted as will executor to an old dear who had left everything to the RSPCA as she had no living relatives. The old dear wanted her ashes scattering in the Med and left provision in her will to pay for my neighbour and his wife to go on a ten day cruise to do this. The solicitors acting for the RSPCA demanded to see receipts, invoices and justification for every transaction of the voyage. In addition my neighbour was advised by the bank to keep at least 5% of the estate in the executor account in case a late tax demand or other bill came in over the following year. As executor he would be liable to pay these himself if the estate had been wound up. When he submitted the executor accounts to the RSPCA, which he is compelled to do if requested, the RSPCA sent him a letter threatening him with civil court action if he didn’t pay over the full residue of the estate. He ignored their demand and paid the 5% to them a year later. They are one charity I cross the road to avoid.
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Post by franklin66 on Mar 16, 2019 11:27:50 GMT
For self promotion they're ace though. Phone them up about starving animals and they've got a 15 page excuse list as to why they can't come out. Their fund raising arm are fucking vultures to excuse the pun and I would never give them the steam of my piss.......my late mother in law was coerced on the Street to set up a £3 a month direct debit to them. After a few months she was pestered by them almost weekly to increase her donation stating that she didn’t need to do anything as they would increase her direct debit on her say so on the phone. We told her not to agree to anything and to stop the payments. When she popped her clogs 4 years ago we were going through her bank accounts sorting out her finances and came across the fact that she was now paying £32 a month to the bastards. In another case my next door neighbour acted as will executor to an old dear who had left everything to the RSPCA as she had no living relatives. The old dear wanted her ashes scattering in the Med and left provision in her will to pay for my neighbour and his wife to go on a ten day cruise to do this. The solicitors acting for the RSPCA demanded to see receipts, invoices and justification for every transaction of the voyage. In addition my neighbour was advised by the bank to keep at least 5% of the estate in the executor account in case a late tax demand or other bill came in over the following year. As executor he would be liable to pay these himself if the estate had been wound up. When he submitted the executor accounts to the RSPCA, which he is compelled to do if requested, the RSPCA sent him a letter threatening him with civil court action if he didn’t pay over the full residue of the estate. He ignored their demand and paid the 5% to them a year later. They are one charity I cross the road to avoid. Both cases are disgusting I would demand every penny back that they conned out of a vulnerable person.
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Post by felonious on Mar 16, 2019 18:54:55 GMT
For self promotion they're ace though. Phone them up about starving animals and they've got a 15 page excuse list as to why they can't come out. Their fund raising arm are fucking vultures to excuse the pun and I would never give them the steam of my piss.......my late mother in law was coerced on the Street to set up a £3 a month direct debit to them. After a few months she was pestered by them almost weekly to increase her donation stating that she didn’t need to do anything as they would increase her direct debit on her say so on the phone. We told her not to agree to anything and to stop the payments. When she popped her clogs 4 years ago we were going through her bank accounts sorting out her finances and came across the fact that she was now paying £32 a month to the bastards. In another case my next door neighbour acted as will executor to an old dear who had left everything to the RSPCA as she had no living relatives. The old dear wanted her ashes scattering in the Med and left provision in her will to pay for my neighbour and his wife to go on a ten day cruise to do this. The solicitors acting for the RSPCA demanded to see receipts, invoices and justification for every transaction of the voyage. In addition my neighbour was advised by the bank to keep at least 5% of the estate in the executor account in case a late tax demand or other bill came in over the following year. As executor he would be liable to pay these himself if the estate had been wound up. When he submitted the executor accounts to the RSPCA, which he is compelled to do if requested, the RSPCA sent him a letter threatening him with civil court action if he didn’t pay over the full residue of the estate. He ignored their demand and paid the 5% to them a year later. They are one charity I cross the road to avoid. Had a case here some years back of overwintered starving sheep. After the third time of them escaping to find food and water and after a conversation with a local farmer who's field they'd got onto destroying crops also making a fair mess of the front lawn I phoned the RSPCA. I was asked why I thought they were hungry and even what about there faces made me think they were starving
I said to the woman that either she agreed to send someone out or my next calls would be to the Sentinel and to Radio Stoke. They were removed within 48 hours.
The other case involved neglected dogs which the RSPCA were not interested and eventually the owner was sorted out by a combination of Enviromental Health and a militant animal group who painted some disparaging remarks across the drive which were reported to the police.
In both instances I received the follow up donation call asking if I'd been satisfied with their response.
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Post by felonious on Mar 16, 2019 19:00:02 GMT
He was lovely, sweetness and light, when he was little. It's a good job we avoid politics when we meet up
Politics or not we argue about everything as you know We even argue about the team we support while watching it We've stopped short of shuffling on the drive tho as I don't think it looks right in front of the neighbours That bastard LilFelonious still has his moments although I don't think he can be arsed most of the time.
The one I'm dreading coming on here is LilSalop. I walked up to the CC with him a few weeks back. I kid you not he's got his own prison guard in attendance now
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2019 20:06:21 GMT
Politics or not we argue about everything as you know We even argue about the team we support while watching it We've stopped short of shuffling on the drive tho as I don't think it looks right in front of the neighbours That bastard LilFelonious still has his moments although I don't think he can be arsed most of the time.
The one I'm dreading coming on here is LilSalop. I walked up to the CC with him a few weeks back. I kid you not he's got his own prison guard in attendance now
Don't mess with the salops fel
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Post by felonious on Mar 16, 2019 20:11:14 GMT
That bastard LilFelonious still has his moments although I don't think he can be arsed most of the time.
The one I'm dreading coming on here is LilSalop. I walked up to the CC with him a few weeks back. I kid you not he's got his own prison guard in attendance now
Don't mess with the salops fel At least you get more sense out of him than his old man but then again he is sober..... for now
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2019 8:25:04 GMT
Don't mess with the salops fel At least you get more sense out of him than his old man but then again he is sober..... for now His old man will soon knock him into shape.....(((barbapoppa)))
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Mar 17, 2019 19:23:52 GMT
I've been attacked by seagulls on many occasions at Llandudno eating fish & chips on the promenade..so have most people that eat anything there. The last time one took a beefburger out of my daughters hand as she was eating it scratching her..I was then told off by a doogooder for trying to stone the seagull to death. I've just pissed me sen at that mate. Stoning the seagull to death.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2019 21:19:27 GMT
When I was at school one ate my mates sandwich.
Couple of days later he came in with a fishing rod, put a sandwich on it and chucked it on the yard at break - sure enough sally-seagull took the bait and there was one of the more bizzarre tug of wars i've seen...
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Mar 17, 2019 21:47:10 GMT
I've been attacked by seagulls on many occasions at Llandudno eating fish & chips on the promenade..so have most people that eat anything there. The last time one took a beefburger out of my daughters hand as she was eating it scratching her..I was then told off by a doogooder for trying to stone the seagull to death. I've just pissed me sen at that mate. Stoning the seagull to death. It's no laughing matter mate..Seagulls in Llandudno will attack anything with food..pity they didn't peck that stupid bastard who told me off to death.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 0:02:14 GMT
Seagulls Lives Matter.... No.2 (more than chips do, apparently) You have to question the sanity of the magistrate ........£85 victim surcharge, is that to compensate the dead seagulls family. Also he was given an overnight curfew when seagulls are presumably tucked up asleep in bed. 9/10 for this.
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Mar 18, 2019 10:11:51 GMT
Seagulls Lives Matter.... No.2 (more than chips do, apparently) Go and live in Llandudno mate...and twat one for me.
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Post by franklin66 on Mar 18, 2019 10:19:36 GMT
I've just pissed me sen at that mate. Stoning the seagull to death. It's no laughing matter mate..Seagulls in Llandudno will attack anything with food..pity they didn't peck that stupid bastard who told me off to death. True mate and they are big buggers too. Sit on a bench and they attack instantly seen it many times.
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Mar 18, 2019 10:27:26 GMT
It's no laughing matter mate..Seagulls in Llandudno will attack anything with food..pity they didn't peck that stupid bastard who told me off to death. True mate and they are big buggers too. Sit on a bench and they attack instantly seen it many times. They sit on top of the seafront hotels in Llandudno and target their prey..then they swoop down and grab the food..I've seen young children terrified by them. Even the police in Llandudno admit they're a problem but 'there's nothing you can do before someone accuses you of animal cruelty'. And 2 weeks ago a load of japanese tourists were feeding them on the beach..then filming it..fucking clowns..Don't they have birds in Japan?
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Post by franklin66 on Mar 18, 2019 12:33:10 GMT
True mate and they are big buggers too. Sit on a bench and they attack instantly seen it many times. They sit on top of the seafront hotels in Llandudno and target their prey..then they swoop down and grab the food..I've seen young children terrified by them. Even the police in Llandudno admit they're a problem but 'there's nothing you can do before someone accuses you of animal cruelty'. And 2 weeks ago a load of japanese tourists were feeding them on the beach..then filming it..fucking clowns..Don't they have birds in Japan? Saw an old chap sitting on the front near the beach and a flying bulldog swoop down and take a full beak of his chips. Funny at first thought but it was massive and scared the shit out of him. It needed twating against a wall.I spend as much time as I can at Craiglwyd Hall caravan park and often go for a walk and see attacks.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Mar 18, 2019 12:35:33 GMT
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Post by felonious on Mar 18, 2019 12:40:28 GMT
True mate and they are big buggers too. Sit on a bench and they attack instantly seen it many times. They sit on top of the seafront hotels in Llandudno and target their prey..then they swoop down and grab the food..I've seen young children terrified by them. Even the police in Llandudno admit they're a problem but 'there's nothing you can do before someone accuses you of animal cruelty'. And 2 weeks ago a load of japanese tourists were feeding them on the beach..then filming it..fucking clowns..Don't they have birds in Japan? I've never been a fan of Japanese birds.
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Post by franklin66 on Mar 18, 2019 12:46:26 GMT
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Post by xchpotter on Mar 18, 2019 12:50:16 GMT
The RSPCA are indeed useless and another one of these organisations that don’t do what it says on the tin. Their Inspectors are nearly as ineffective and unable to make a decision as a social worker and that’s going some. There are loads of stories about their unwillingness to rescue animals, but when it comes to rescuing your pound they are like a rat up a drain pipe.
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Post by xchpotter on Mar 18, 2019 12:53:17 GMT
A supreme hunter and evolution of nature at its best. I love watching them take down other birds and animals...you just can’t fail to be impressed. Mind you, watching that video I thought...the dog was a bit brave until I realised.😂😂😂
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Post by franklin66 on Mar 18, 2019 12:56:05 GMT
A supreme hunter and evolution of nature at its best. I love watching them take down other birds and animals...you just can’t fail to be impressed. Mind you, watching that video I thought...the dog was a bit brave until I realised.😂😂😂 In my back garden the other week amazing although the pigeon did get away which was even more shocking to see. It hid behind my patio heater for a day of so before flying off. Took ages to wash the blood of the decking lol.
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 18, 2019 13:14:45 GMT
Ster’ope he cleared that mess up after’im
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 18, 2019 13:19:59 GMT
If it works on pigeons...
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Post by elystokie on Mar 18, 2019 15:04:01 GMT
I got a bloke with a hawk in to solve a pigeon problem we had on a test range near Chichester years ago, very effective and not too expensive.
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