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Post by bathstoke on Mar 13, 2019 22:01:34 GMT
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-47557456I’ve seen’em attack loads of people(usually women & kids) Did you realise that seagulls live till they’re 40. 40yrs old & they’re protected! How many offspring can a seagull produce in 40yrs? Doesnt bare thinking about
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Post by trentvale68 on Mar 13, 2019 22:12:59 GMT
What's the worst that can happen...
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Post by Billybigbollox on Mar 13, 2019 22:57:24 GMT
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-47557456I’ve seen’em attack loads of people(usually women & kids) Did you realise that seagulls live till they’re 40. 40yrs old & they’re protected! How many offspring can a seagull produce in 40yrs? Doesnt bare thinking about I don’t usually worry about shite hawks Bath, but last week one of the bastards shat all over my newly washed car. So I say lift their protected status and let me shoot the git.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 1:34:51 GMT
There isn't actually a bird that is called a "seagull". There are many types of "Gulls". Common Little Mediteranian Greater Black Backed Lesser Black Backed Herring Black headed Sabine's A whole host of gulls that live all over the world. Big and small birds, and very intelligent birds. They have survived despite us human beings! The thing is that they used to nest on cliffs, and found their food by going out to sea and literally "fishing" for food. Now of course we have made it so much easier for them - they can just come onto our resorts and eat all of our "droppings" - chips, kebabs, pita bread, sausages .... we are a very messy and wasteful species really. Gulls don't actually live in a capitalist society which says that you have to pay for your kebab and chips before you can eat it. They now just see the kebab and go to eat it - before it is dropped on the floor.
We caused the problem. Damn the inconvenience of these other residents of our planet! So the answer is kill em all? Well let's face it, as a species we have totally fucked up the habitats of so many animals and birds - let's just kill the whole fucking lot shall we?
So that there is just us, as a race, on this planet. Sounds like a plan!
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Post by felonious on Mar 14, 2019 6:38:40 GMT
There isn't actually a bird that is called a "seagull". There are many types of "Gulls". Common Little Mediteranian Greater Black Backed Lesser Black Backed Herring Black headed Sabine's A whole host of gulls that live all over the world. Big and small birds, and very intelligent birds. They have survived despite us human beings! The thing is that they used to nest on cliffs, and found their food by going out to sea and literally "fishing" for food. Now of course we have made it so much easier for them - they can just come onto our resorts and eat all of our "droppings" - chips, kebabs, pita bread, sausages .... we are a very messy and wasteful species really. Gulls don't actually live in a capitalist society which says that you have to pay for your kebab and chips before you can eat it. They now just see the kebab and go to eat it - before it is dropped on the floor.
We caused the problem. Damn the inconvenience of these other residents of our planet! So the answer is kill em all? Well let's face it, as a species we have totally fucked up the habitats of so many animals and birds - let's just kill the whole fucking lot shall we?
So that there is just us, as a race, on this planet. Sounds like a plan!
Surely you have to admit Clem that some birds are less attractive than others.
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 14, 2019 6:44:53 GMT
I took this photo in Bath. I have to say it horrified me, like nature turned on its head. I understand where you’re coming from Clem, but the problem with creatures that live so long without predators is there are now so many of them. 40yrs! Attachment Deleted
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Post by mattyd on Mar 14, 2019 8:01:26 GMT
Why do you never see baby pigeons or sea gulls.
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Post by mattyd on Mar 14, 2019 8:03:17 GMT
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-47557456I’ve seen’em attack loads of people(usually women & kids) Did you realise that seagulls live till they’re 40. 40yrs old & they’re protected! How many offspring can a seagull produce in 40yrs? Doesnt bare thinking about I don’t usually worry about shite hawks Bath, but last week one of the bastards shat all over my newly washed car. So I say lift their protected status and let me shoot the git. I had a bird shit on my car once...Well, when I say on, it was actually IN my car...She was giving me a blow job and was caught by surprise when I came in her gob.
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Mar 14, 2019 8:58:35 GMT
I've been attacked by seagulls on many occasions at Llandudno eating fish & chips on the promenade..so have most people that eat anything there.
The last time one took a beefburger out of my daughters hand as she was eating it scratching her..I was then told off by a doogooder for trying to stone the seagull to death.
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Post by Northy on Mar 14, 2019 10:00:26 GMT
I took this photo in Bath. I have to say it horrified me, like nature turned on its head. I understand where you’re coming from Clem, but the problem with creatures that live so long without predators is there are now so many of them. 40yrs! View AttachmentYEp, they do like the odd pigeon, fly in hard at them and break their backs. My eldest lad used to send videos of it from out the back of his student quarters in Edinburgh, they nicknamed it Stephen ... I saw a Gull take a pigeon out in front of a line of taxis outside the Europa hotel in belfast last year when out for a run, and it was dragging it along the pavement still alive, mass hysteria from the chinese tourists trying to video it
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Post by thequietman on Mar 14, 2019 12:25:50 GMT
They have their uses.
You're relaxing on a beach, soaking up the rays & surreptitiously eyeing the flesh on show from behind mirrored sunglasses. Then a group of brats nearby start screaming, shouting & generally ruining your relaxation. Lob a few butties at the kids, gulls come in like dive bombers. Panic, pandemonium, kids dragged off to another part of the beach by parents. Job's a good 'un.
Or neighbours on a caravan site annoy you by coming in at 3am, p1ssed & rowdy? Next night lob some bread onto their van roof. A few mornings of getting woken at dawn by gulls scrapping on their roof & they'll soon stop having late nights.
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Post by yeokel on Mar 14, 2019 16:04:17 GMT
There isn't actually a bird that is called a "seagull". There are many types of "Gulls". Common Little Mediteranian Greater Black Gull of Colour Backed Lesser Black Gull of Colour Backed Herring Black Gull of Colour headed Sabine's A whole host of gulls that live all over the world. Big and small birds, and very intelligent birds. They have survived despite us human beings! The thing is that they used to nest on cliffs, and found their food by going out to sea and literally "fishing" for food. Now of course we have made it so much easier for them - they can just come onto our resorts and eat all of our "droppings" - chips, kebabs, pita bread, sausages .... we are a very messy and wasteful species really. Gulls don't actually live in a capitalist society which says that you have to pay for your kebab and chips before you can eat it. They now just see the kebab and go to eat it - before it is dropped on the floor. We caused the problem. Damn the inconvenience of these other residents of our planet! So the answer is kill em all? Well let's face it, as a species we have totally fucked up the habitats of so many animals and birds - let's just kill the whole fucking lot shall we? So that there is just us, as a race, on this planet. Sounds like a plan!
I've tried to save you from the protests of the 'political correction force' watchdogs
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Post by ilfracoombestokie3 on Mar 14, 2019 19:39:41 GMT
I took this photo in Bath. I have to say it horrified me, like nature turned on its head. I understand where you’re coming from Clem, but the problem with creatures that live so long without predators is there are now so many of them. 40yrs! My cat kills pigeons, let's all kill cats as well.
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Post by woodstein on Mar 14, 2019 20:03:47 GMT
Why do you never see baby pigeons or sea gulls. Young gulls are the mottled mucky looking ones. Won't see any birds until they fly the nest really and they grow very quickly. Only ones maybe are the goslings along canals and they have a big posse of minders if you walk near them!
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 14, 2019 20:04:27 GMT
I took this photo in Bath. I have to say it horrified me, like nature turned on its head. I understand where you’re coming from Clem, but the problem with creatures that live so long without predators is there are now so many of them. 40yrs! My cat kills pigeons, let's all kill cats as well. Cats don’t live till 40 or attack women & children
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Mar 14, 2019 20:32:04 GMT
Seagulls Lives Matter....
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Post by yeokel on Mar 15, 2019 12:10:03 GMT
Seagulls Lives Matter.... No.2 (more than chips do, apparently)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2019 12:16:35 GMT
I don't know about protected.....we have a cull every so often up here
When they have young I got attacked every morning I went for a run
Regularly take food out of people's hands in town
My favourite was seeing an ice cream snatched from one youngster 😆 his little fat face was a picture
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Post by Northy on Mar 15, 2019 16:30:13 GMT
I took this photo in Bath. I have to say it horrified me, like nature turned on its head. I understand where you’re coming from Clem, but the problem with creatures that live so long without predators is there are now so many of them. 40yrs! My cat kills pigeons, let's all kill cats as well. Good idea, I'll start with the 7 the stupid cow has behind us.
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Post by Northy on Mar 15, 2019 16:31:41 GMT
Seagulls Lives Matter.... No.2 (more than chips do, apparently) The gull was doing the fat fooker a favour.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Mar 15, 2019 18:12:27 GMT
In Year 11 I twatted the football hard into the air and it nailed a seagull. Dunno if it killed it but it fucked it right up.
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Post by franklin66 on Mar 15, 2019 19:11:19 GMT
Hmmmm RSPCA at their best high profile prosecution to hide the fact that 99% of the time they do fuck all when you call them.
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 15, 2019 19:25:55 GMT
In Year 11 I twatted the football hard into the air and it nailed a seagull. Dunno if it killed it but it fucked it right up. Cos kick a bow agen a gull, n ed it wi’ye ed, till it squawkses...
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Post by felonious on Mar 15, 2019 19:31:37 GMT
I don't know about protected.....we have a cull every so often up here When they have young I got attacked every morning I went for a run Regularly take food out of people's hands in town My favourite was seeing an ice cream snatched from one youngster 😆 his little fat face was a picture Bit tough on Lilfraise mate
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Post by felonious on Mar 15, 2019 19:33:21 GMT
Hmmmm RSPCA at their best high profile prosecution to hide the fact that 99% of the time they do fuck all when you call them. Sounds like you've had the RSPCA experience as well.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2019 19:36:03 GMT
I don't know about protected.....we have a cull every so often up here When they have young I got attacked every morning I went for a run Regularly take food out of people's hands in town My favourite was seeing an ice cream snatched from one youngster 😆 his little fat face was a picture Bit tough on Lilfraise mate Even they steer clear of him fel
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Post by felonious on Mar 15, 2019 19:45:22 GMT
Bit tough on Lilfraise mate Even they steer clear of him fel He was lovely, sweetness and light, when he was little. It's a good job we avoid politics when we meet up
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Post by franklin66 on Mar 15, 2019 20:39:59 GMT
Hmmmm RSPCA at their best high profile prosecution to hide the fact that 99% of the time they do fuck all when you call them. Sounds like you've had the RSPCA experience as well. I have they are fucking useless bunch of hypocrites.
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Post by Boothen on Mar 15, 2019 20:52:20 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2019 21:14:51 GMT
Even they steer clear of him fel He was lovely, sweetness and light, when he was little. It's a good job we avoid politics when we meet up
Politics or not we argue about everything as you know We even argue about the team we support while watching it We've stopped short of shuffling on the drive tho as I don't think it looks right in front of the neighbours
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