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Post by eebygum on Feb 13, 2019 9:12:57 GMT
Ah signed up ta eur si' ta 'elp uz finn' eur lass. it gets eur bit parky 'n lonely up 'eear int' winta months ah dooant min' admittin. bur ah gorreur message off eur lass dis mornin 'n ah'm worried shi meight be afta uz savings. wha' does thee think?
'ere's wha' shi sent uz onnyrooad -
im tryin online datin 'cos i’m wukkin overseas reet naw sa it’s 'ard for uz ta finn' t' reet bloke. ah'm supportin uz family back i' philippines bur if god will gi' uz t' reet bloke 'a' uz 'eart desires then ah 'ood definitely nip on wi' 'a' apeth 'n av eur 'appy family. i’m already 29 'n ah want ta settle daahn 'n av uz own family ta suppoarts, love, care 'n protect ☺️ sorry bur ah don’t li' perverts 'a' 'ood cha' uz for sex or nudes. ah'm pure sin birth 'n 'ood remeeam pure while god will gi' uz 'a' reet bloke ta marry. ah beleev i' marriage fust afowa sex. wha' ah want is eur real christian bloke 'a' 'ood lead uz closa ta god, eur bloke 'a' is carin, responsible, gentle, respectful, 'a' 'ood spen' tahhm callin ta uz, 'onest, loyal, 'n eur bloke 'a' don’t av enny addiction.
Onnyrooad, she's eur reet gaa-jus lass, bur ah'm not sure ah can be waitin years afowa gerrin ball deep i' 'a fanny. shi seems gran', bur wha' if shi starts askin uz for brass? wha' should ah doa?
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Post by elystokie on Feb 13, 2019 9:27:04 GMT
Fair play to anyone that can be arsed wading through that.
I certainly can't.
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Post by eebygum on Feb 13, 2019 9:30:29 GMT
Aye, that's t' problem wi' yahth these days. idle
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Post by metalhead on Feb 13, 2019 9:43:10 GMT
You still pissed from last night?
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Post by chigstoke on Feb 13, 2019 11:32:34 GMT
Ah signed up ta eur si' ta 'elp uz finn' eur lass. it gets eur bit parky 'n lonely up 'eear int' winta months ah dooant min' admittin. bur ah gorreur message off eur lass dis mornin 'n ah'm worried shi meight be afta uz savings. wha' does thee think? 'ere's wha' shi sent uz onnyrooad - im tryin online datin 'cos i’m wukkin overseas reet naw sa it’s 'ard for uz ta finn' t' reet bloke. ah'm supportin uz family back i' philippines bur if god will gi' uz t' reet bloke 'a' uz 'eart desires then ah 'ood definitely nip on wi' 'a' apeth 'n av eur 'appy family. i’m already 29 'n ah want ta settle daahn 'n av uz own family ta suppoarts, love, care 'n protect ☺️ sorry bur ah don’t li' perverts 'a' 'ood cha' uz for sex or nudes. ah'm pure sin birth 'n 'ood remeeam pure while god will gi' uz 'a' reet bloke ta marry. ah beleev i' marriage fust afowa sex. wha' ah want is eur real christian bloke 'a' 'ood lead uz closa ta god, eur bloke 'a' is carin, responsible, gentle, respectful, 'a' 'ood spen' tahhm callin ta uz, 'onest, loyal, 'n eur bloke 'a' don’t av enny addiction.Onnyrooad, she's eur reet gaa-jus lass, bur ah'm not sure ah can be waitin years afowa gerrin ball deep i' 'a fanny. shi seems gran', bur wha' if shi starts askin uz for brass? wha' should ah doa? Why was the Filipino woman talking in fucking gibberish, taking language lessons from you personally was she?
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Post by eebygum on Feb 13, 2019 12:40:51 GMT
Ah signed up ta eur si' ta 'elp uz finn' eur lass. it gets eur bit parky 'n lonely up 'eear int' winta months ah dooant min' admittin. bur ah gorreur message off eur lass dis mornin 'n ah'm worried shi meight be afta uz savings. wha' does thee think? 'ere's wha' shi sent uz onnyrooad - im tryin online datin 'cos i’m wukkin overseas reet naw sa it’s 'ard for uz ta finn' t' reet bloke. ah'm supportin uz family back i' philippines bur if god will gi' uz t' reet bloke 'a' uz 'eart desires then ah 'ood definitely nip on wi' 'a' apeth 'n av eur 'appy family. i’m already 29 'n ah want ta settle daahn 'n av uz own family ta suppoarts, love, care 'n protect ☺️ sorry bur ah don’t li' perverts 'a' 'ood cha' uz for sex or nudes. ah'm pure sin birth 'n 'ood remeeam pure while god will gi' uz 'a' reet bloke ta marry. ah beleev i' marriage fust afowa sex. wha' ah want is eur real christian bloke 'a' 'ood lead uz closa ta god, eur bloke 'a' is carin, responsible, gentle, respectful, 'a' 'ood spen' tahhm callin ta uz, 'onest, loyal, 'n eur bloke 'a' don’t av enny addiction.Onnyrooad, she's eur reet gaa-jus lass, bur ah'm not sure ah can be waitin years afowa gerrin ball deep i' 'a fanny. shi seems gran', bur wha' if shi starts askin uz for brass? wha' should ah doa? Why was the Filipino woman talking in fucking gibberish, taking language lessons from you personally was she? Listen, son. if theur aren't educated, ah can't be 'eear wastin uz tahhm doin t' job thy teachers couldn't. naw 'as anyone getten enny advice abaht dis lass or eh?
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Post by vokeswagen on Feb 13, 2019 12:41:19 GMT
For fucks sake. I feel like I've just gone for a trip into Geoffrey Boycott. I'll never get that time back...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2019 13:31:22 GMT
Are you Nigerian eebygum ?
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Post by stayingupfor GermanStokie on Feb 13, 2019 13:51:35 GMT
I’d be asking why a Filipino is speaking Yorkshire!?!
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Post by eebygum on Feb 13, 2019 16:04:40 GMT
Are you Nigerian eebygum ? Aye sir. please forrad ten thousan' pounds teur t' western union 'n ahl pass it ta uz associate ta unlock t' dormant million pounds.
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Post by eebygum on Feb 14, 2019 14:55:07 GMT
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Post by Northy on Feb 14, 2019 16:49:00 GMT
Ah signed up ta eur si' ta 'elp uz finn' eur lass. it gets eur bit parky 'n lonely up 'eear int' winta months ah dooant min' admittin. bur ah gorreur message off eur lass dis mornin 'n ah'm worried shi meight be afta uz savings. wha' does thee think? 'ere's wha' shi sent uz onnyrooad - im tryin online datin 'cos i’m wukkin overseas reet naw sa it’s 'ard for uz ta finn' t' reet bloke. ah'm supportin uz family back i' philippines bur if god will gi' uz t' reet bloke 'a' uz 'eart desires then ah 'ood definitely nip on wi' 'a' apeth 'n av eur 'appy family. i’m already 29 'n ah want ta settle daahn 'n av uz own family ta suppoarts, love, care 'n protect ☺️ sorry bur ah don’t li' perverts 'a' 'ood cha' uz for sex or nudes. ah'm pure sin birth 'n 'ood remeeam pure while god will gi' uz 'a' reet bloke ta marry. ah beleev i' marriage fust afowa sex. wha' ah want is eur real christian bloke 'a' 'ood lead uz closa ta god, eur bloke 'a' is carin, responsible, gentle, respectful, 'a' 'ood spen' tahhm callin ta uz, 'onest, loyal, 'n eur bloke 'a' don’t av enny addiction.Onnyrooad, she's eur reet gaa-jus lass, bur ah'm not sure ah can be waitin years afowa gerrin ball deep i' 'a fanny. shi seems gran', bur wha' if shi starts askin uz for brass? wha' should ah doa?
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Post by eebygum on Feb 14, 2019 16:55:29 GMT
Ah signed up ta eur si' ta 'elp uz finn' eur lass. it gets eur bit parky 'n lonely up 'eear int' winta months ah dooant min' admittin. bur ah gorreur message off eur lass dis mornin 'n ah'm worried shi meight be afta uz savings. wha' does thee think? 'ere's wha' shi sent uz onnyrooad - im tryin online datin 'cos i’m wukkin overseas reet naw sa it’s 'ard for uz ta finn' t' reet bloke. ah'm supportin uz family back i' philippines bur if god will gi' uz t' reet bloke 'a' uz 'eart desires then ah 'ood definitely nip on wi' 'a' apeth 'n av eur 'appy family. i’m already 29 'n ah want ta settle daahn 'n av uz own family ta suppoarts, love, care 'n protect ☺️ sorry bur ah don’t li' perverts 'a' 'ood cha' uz for sex or nudes. ah'm pure sin birth 'n 'ood remeeam pure while god will gi' uz 'a' reet bloke ta marry. ah beleev i' marriage fust afowa sex. wha' ah want is eur real christian bloke 'a' 'ood lead uz closa ta god, eur bloke 'a' is carin, responsible, gentle, respectful, 'a' 'ood spen' tahhm callin ta uz, 'onest, loyal, 'n eur bloke 'a' don’t av enny addiction.Onnyrooad, she's eur reet gaa-jus lass, bur ah'm not sure ah can be waitin years afowa gerrin ball deep i' 'a fanny. shi seems gran', bur wha' if shi starts askin uz for brass? wha' should ah doa? Naw wha' soarts o' cunt watches 'a' load o' unfunny owd knackers?
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Post by eebygum on Feb 20, 2019 16:42:55 GMT
Ah tell theur t' problem wi' lasses today - tooa menny o' em swannin abaht li' thea fannies dooant stink. bur thee doa.
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Post by Northy on Feb 20, 2019 16:47:28 GMT
Ah signed up ta eur si' ta 'elp uz finn' eur lass. it gets eur bit parky 'n lonely up 'eear int' winta months ah dooant min' admittin. bur ah gorreur message off eur lass dis mornin 'n ah'm worried shi meight be afta uz savings. wha' does thee think? 'ere's wha' shi sent uz onnyrooad - im tryin online datin 'cos i’m wukkin overseas reet naw sa it’s 'ard for uz ta finn' t' reet bloke. ah'm supportin uz family back i' philippines bur if god will gi' uz t' reet bloke 'a' uz 'eart desires then ah 'ood definitely nip on wi' 'a' apeth 'n av eur 'appy family. i’m already 29 'n ah want ta settle daahn 'n av uz own family ta suppoarts, love, care 'n protect ☺️ sorry bur ah don’t li' perverts 'a' 'ood cha' uz for sex or nudes. ah'm pure sin birth 'n 'ood remeeam pure while god will gi' uz 'a' reet bloke ta marry. ah beleev i' marriage fust afowa sex. wha' ah want is eur real christian bloke 'a' 'ood lead uz closa ta god, eur bloke 'a' is carin, responsible, gentle, respectful, 'a' 'ood spen' tahhm callin ta uz, 'onest, loyal, 'n eur bloke 'a' don’t av enny addiction.Onnyrooad, she's eur reet gaa-jus lass, bur ah'm not sure ah can be waitin years afowa gerrin ball deep i' 'a fanny. shi seems gran', bur wha' if shi starts askin uz for brass? wha' should ah doa? Why was the Filipino woman talking in fucking gibberish, taking language lessons from you personally was she? Liking your new signature, who is she
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Post by Northy on Feb 20, 2019 16:48:29 GMT
Ah tell theur t' problem wi' lasses today - tooa menny o' em swannin abaht li' thea fannies dooant stink. bur thee doa. Couple of bad experiences from the wrong website ?
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Post by eebygum on Feb 20, 2019 16:56:41 GMT
Ah tell theur t' problem wi' lasses today - tooa menny o' em swannin abaht li' thea fannies dooant stink. bur thee doa. Couple of bad experiences from the wrong website ? Mooar than eur couple! wiz theur recommen'?
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Post by chigstoke on Feb 20, 2019 17:12:08 GMT
Why was the Filipino woman talking in fucking gibberish, taking language lessons from you personally was she? Liking your new signature, who is she Shes not bad is she Name is Bar Raphaeli I think!
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Post by starkiller on Feb 20, 2019 17:17:59 GMT
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Post by eebygum on Feb 26, 2019 12:52:47 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 13:05:15 GMT
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Post by harryburrows on Feb 26, 2019 16:03:10 GMT
What the lonely Hearrts add say ....................... and what they mean
Adventurous.......................................... .........Slag
Athletic."..............................................................no tits
30. Something ....................................................43
Fun loving.............................................................Annoying
Wild. ...................................................................gets. Pissed easily
Beautiful eyes ..".................................................face like a smacked arse.
Seeks. Knight in shining armour.......................... Her ex is a fucking psycho
New age ...............................................................smelly fanny hairy pits.
Headstrong ..........................................................argumentative
Enjoys pubs and clubbing ....................................alcoholic
Cuddly ...................................................................fat. Cunt
Curvy .....................................................................fat cunt
Bubbly ....................................................................fat cunt
Likes. Nights eating out. .........................................greedy fat. Cunt
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 19:57:29 GMT
From Philapines?? How big is her adams apple?
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Post by kelw on Feb 26, 2019 20:10:58 GMT
Ah signed up ta eur si' ta 'elp uz finn' eur lass. it gets eur bit parky 'n lonely up 'eear int' winta months ah dooant min' admittin. bur ah gorreur message off eur lass dis mornin 'n ah'm worried shi meight be afta uz savings. wha' does thee think? 'ere's wha' shi sent uz onnyrooad - im tryin online datin 'cos i’m wukkin overseas reet naw sa it’s 'ard for uz ta finn' t' reet bloke. ah'm supportin uz family back i' philippines bur if god will gi' uz t' reet bloke 'a' uz 'eart desires then ah 'ood definitely nip on wi' 'a' apeth 'n av eur 'appy family. i’m already 29 'n ah want ta settle daahn 'n av uz own family ta suppoarts, love, care 'n protect ☺️ sorry bur ah don’t li' perverts 'a' 'ood cha' uz for sex or nudes. ah'm pure sin birth 'n 'ood remeeam pure while god will gi' uz 'a' reet bloke ta marry. ah beleev i' marriage fust afowa sex. wha' ah want is eur real christian bloke 'a' 'ood lead uz closa ta god, eur bloke 'a' is carin, responsible, gentle, respectful, 'a' 'ood spen' tahhm callin ta uz, 'onest, loyal, 'n eur bloke 'a' don’t av enny addiction.Onnyrooad, she's eur reet gaa-jus lass, bur ah'm not sure ah can be waitin years afowa gerrin ball deep i' 'a fanny. shi seems gran', bur wha' if shi starts askin uz for brass? wha' should ah doa? Why was the Filipino woman talking in fucking gibberish, taking language lessons from you personally was she? Filipina.....a 'Filipino woman' is not someone you want to talk to on line
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Post by marylandstoke on Feb 28, 2019 18:42:59 GMT
Fair play to anyone that can be arsed wading through that. I certainly can't. +1
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Post by eebygum on Jun 24, 2019 13:02:10 GMT
Bin chattin ta eur propa beauty for eur while naw 'n orl is gran'. ah 'ed um girt advice fra eur si' 'a' meight be useful ta um o' theur otha lonely chaps:
if theur are lookin for eur serious relationship, eur long term 'un, or are 'appy wi' yursen for bein single, then theur should definitely consida datin fra eur datin si'. dis kin' o' datin can actually be beneficial ta both thy relationships if theur stay on eur couple o' datin sites apiece year for eur while. it is alsoa fun ta see otha singles online, especially 'em as are searchin togetha. if theur are lookin for eur partna whoa is mooar o' eur boyfrien' or girlfrien' type then finn' online datin ta be eur gran' cumly. ah'm not eur datin expert bur ahl tell theur 'a' it 'ood be gran' ta finn' mooar than 'un apeth ta date durin these years. online datin doesn´t av ta mean avin ta doa online relationships wi' 'un apeth. theur can finn' someone theur av met online once 'n 'a' 'as bin eur gran' way ta meet someone. alsoa, avin eur shoarts term date can 'elp theur connect
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2019 15:05:00 GMT
Fucks sake, I think I preferred winning a Samsung phone.
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Post by elystokie on Jun 24, 2019 15:09:56 GMT
Surely half term has been and gone by now?
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 24, 2019 15:23:16 GMT
Scrolling can be fun, if not absolutely essential on some occasions.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 24, 2019 16:07:34 GMT
Imagine being such a thick fucking moron that not only do you find this utter wank funny, but you also put this much effort into it.
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