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Post by robwahlmann on Feb 2, 2019 19:16:09 GMT
Our performances are simply embarrassing!
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Post by trentvale68 on Feb 2, 2019 19:19:44 GMT
I truly, truly feel sorry for Nathan Jones having to work with these fucking useless pussies. Just look at the shit we’re lumbered with, and how much of it needs cleansing. Adam Federici - Tough to reserve judgement on Federici, he’s a decent back up keeper at this level, and hasn’t really played, he’d survive the cull Jakob Haugaard - Quite simply there are people who don’t have arms that are a better goalkeeper than this fucking impostor, needs releasing ASAP Jack Butland - What on Earth has gone on here? Was once destined for the England number 1 spot, since then he’s regressed into barely a championship standard goalkeeper, he can’t kick, he can’t command his area, he flaps more than a carrier bag in a breeze on crosses, and he can’t keep hold of shots that someone with muscular dystrophy could keep hold of, we’d be lucky to get £10 million for him now, needs carting off. Moritz Bauer - Bauer is a strange one, he was truly one of the only half-competent players we had in the season we went down, since then he’s been inexplicably in the bomb squad, and since returning has all the positional sense of a pissed Stevie Wonder, needs carting off. Tom Edwards - Has youth on his side, and with the right coaching could still come good, without question the best crosser of a ball at this club, I’d keep him. Ashley Williams - He’s not even our player for one, and when he plays he does so with all the grace of a slowly deflating bouncy castle, thanks for fuck all Ashley, I can’t wait for your loan spell to be over. Ryan Shawcross - A club legend, and anyone who spits venom towards him is a cunt of the highest order, however he’s not the player he once was, and deserves a heroic send-off as a thank you for his great service. Bruno Martins Indi - He was linked with Manchester United once, Manchester United, I wouldn’t even start him if I was Mansfield Town’s manager, he’s an absolute calamity of a defender, he’s rivalling Sonko at the minute, that’s how wank he is, needs carting off pronto. Danny Batth - Has only been here 5 minutes and is already captain, which should tell you everything about how pathetic the rest of the creatures infesting this club are, he’d remain by default. Josh Tymon - I don’t know what his number one skill is, perhaps it’s swimming, or flying model aircraft, but it certainly isn’t football, unlike Edwards he’s showing not even a millionth of any form of promise, needs carting off. Charlie Adam - Ahhh the one man media crusade juggernaut, has one good game every 15, then is either out injured for weeks afterwards, or snaps someone because he has the pace of tectonic movement and gets banned. His lack of fitness and professionalism cost us valuable points in the Premier League, needs carting off. Darren Fletcher - I don’t even need to write anything for this one, except i’ll replace needs carting off with needs fucking dumping in some non-league clubs car park pronto. Joe Allen - Ahhhh Joseph, the one player I associate the most with our relegation. He’s not a goalscorer, he can’t tackle, he can’t pass, he can’t remain in his position, he can’t do anything, and to this day is shoehorned into the squad to the detriment of the rest of the team, personally the player I can’t wait to see the back of the most. Sam Clucas - He’s an even shitter Joe Allen, who somehow has the audacity to shush the fans after we’ve had to endure his impersonation of a footballer, needs carting off. Giannelli Imbula - £18 million he cost, for a team now in the doldrums of the championship, and he’s out on loan, which is just ridiculous, started out promising, but then proved to be a gutless, workshy turd. Needs carting out for whatever loss we have to end up taking. Peter Etebo - We all watched him at the World Cup, and all of us, me included, were having a right good rummage at our sausages because he looked way to good for this league, so far he’s contributed nothing other than a red card and a few runs, needs carting off. Badou N’Diaye - One of the biggest (I’ll get to the literal biggest shortly) wankers to ever stain our proud shirt, that display against Leeds was the most obvious “I don’t want to be here” display I’ve ever seen in my life. Honestly I could quite happily twat him, and I’m guessing I’d have to join a very big queue, fuck off Badou. Kevin Wimmer - Here he is, the USS Wimmer, another £18 million spunked on this clown, what did we get for that? An Austrian sumo wrestler who played about 30 milliseconds for Spurs and has a face like a Warburtons loaf that’s been sat on, cheers again for the fisting on that one Mr Levy, fuck off Wimmer. James McClean - We never needed him, we never wanted him, he’s an absolutely useless footballer, I couldn’t give a toss about his beliefs, he could burn babies for all I care, I care about his ability on a football pitch, of which he has, and has never had, any. Needs carting off. Bojan - The worlds greatest footballer. Hyperboly aside, Bojan is the one player left who seems to genuinely care about the fans and the club, and is getting one last chance to prove his worth, needs to stay. Tom Ince - 10 clubs by the age of 26, that speaks volumes, thinks he’s Messi but he’s more like a Tesco Value Bradley Dack. He also looked like he’d been given an unpleasant diagnosis on his photos when he signed, needs carting off. Sam Vokes - Well hes missed a penalty already, the silly twat, but it’d be harsh to judge him yet, he can stay. Benik Afobe - “He can get you promoted on his own” we were told, can he? Where from? The city district football league for the deaf and blind? He clearly can’t be arsed to be here and despite having the build of a mountain he’s weaker than a malnourished gnat. Needs carting off. Tyrese Campbell - Has some very good potential, one of the few bright spots in this utter abortion of a season, the loan should toughen him up ready for a run in the side next season, he can stay. Saido Berahino - Cunt, that’s all that needs to be said. Has the audacity to rock up when he likes after scoring what is it, 5 goals in THREE YEARS? I’d rip his contract up, I don’t care how much it costs. Erik Pieters - Strange to loan him out, even stranger to a team not even the population of Amiens are aware exists, however he’d stagnated immensely, he was getting more dicked than Alan Carr. Needs carting off. By that I count six players that I’d keep, six. Jones has got a thankless task, and until he can finally get rid of those wankers, I won’t judge him. Excellent post mate
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Post by davejohnno1 on Feb 2, 2019 19:19:46 GMT
Bojan was the best player on the pitch. The only one worth watching. Allen gave the ball away for their 2nd goal having tried to do the same 5 minutes earlier. Vokes, batth and bojan aside, they were all absolutely shit. If you think he was our best player you certainly need to see the optician very soon, he is just a passenger! I wish we had more passengers who could control and pass a football, move into space and take the ball on the half turn. When he went off we created nothing and soon conceded a 2nd goal
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Post by robwahlmann on Feb 2, 2019 19:23:50 GMT
If you think he was our best player you certainly need to see the optician very soon, he is just a passenger! I wish we had more passengers who could control and pass a football, move into space and take the ball on the half turn. When he went off we created nothing and soon conceded a 2nd goal
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Post by matelot1996 on Feb 2, 2019 19:30:55 GMT
Instead of the Winning Championship formula of young hungry players who do the basics well (Leeds, Derby, Norwich) SCFC have gone down the “experienced,” talentless, journeyman route. Give this Manger a few quid in the summer and clear out the deadwood ( possibly up to 12 players). That is the only way to improve the shambles that is Stoke City. Assuming we stay up and overhaul our pathetic transfer policy and hopefully sack Cartwright and Scholes then we can start the rebuild. I urge Stoke Fans not to judge this Manager too harshly until the beginning of next season, he really has inherited a squad of largely shit, disinterested footballers. Keep the faith. Can't help but think we hav just signed two more . Like I said the transfer policy is disabling our club. There are 2 or 3 possibly more people responsible for that omni-shambles. I hope you are not right but let’s give them a chance.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 2, 2019 19:32:28 GMT
A way must be found of tearing up the contracts of every single player on the books,there isn't a single player I would want playing for Stoke next season.
Over the years we have had some dross playing for Stoke,but collectively this lot must be the worst ever to represent our club.
At present,this bunch of fucking wankstains would have trouble beating Stoke Ladies.
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Post by realstokebloke on Feb 2, 2019 19:34:34 GMT
I truly, truly feel sorry for Nathan Jones having to work with these fucking useless pussies. Just look at the shit we’re lumbered with, and how much of it needs cleansing. Adam Federici - Tough to reserve judgement on Federici, he’s a decent back up keeper at this level, and hasn’t really played, he’d survive the cull Jakob Haugaard - Quite simply there are people who don’t have arms that are a better goalkeeper than this fucking impostor, needs releasing ASAP Jack Butland - What on Earth has gone on here? Was once destined for the England number 1 spot, since then he’s regressed into barely a championship standard goalkeeper, he can’t kick, he can’t command his area, he flaps more than a carrier bag in a breeze on crosses, and he can’t keep hold of shots that someone with muscular dystrophy could keep hold of, we’d be lucky to get £10 million for him now, needs carting off. Moritz Bauer - Bauer is a strange one, he was truly one of the only half-competent players we had in the season we went down, since then he’s been inexplicably in the bomb squad, and since returning has all the positional sense of a pissed Stevie Wonder, needs carting off. Tom Edwards - Has youth on his side, and with the right coaching could still come good, without question the best crosser of a ball at this club, I’d keep him. Ashley Williams - He’s not even our player for one, and when he plays he does so with all the grace of a slowly deflating bouncy castle, thanks for fuck all Ashley, I can’t wait for your loan spell to be over. Ryan Shawcross - A club legend, and anyone who spits venom towards him is a cunt of the highest order, however he’s not the player he once was, and deserves a heroic send-off as a thank you for his great service. Bruno Martins Indi - He was linked with Manchester United once, Manchester United, I wouldn’t even start him if I was Mansfield Town’s manager, he’s an absolute calamity of a defender, he’s rivalling Sonko at the minute, that’s how wank he is, needs carting off pronto. Danny Batth - Has only been here 5 minutes and is already captain, which should tell you everything about how pathetic the rest of the creatures infesting this club are, he’d remain by default. Josh Tymon - I don’t know what his number one skill is, perhaps it’s swimming, or flying model aircraft, but it certainly isn’t football, unlike Edwards he’s showing not even a millionth of any form of promise, needs carting off. Charlie Adam - Ahhh the one man media crusade juggernaut, has one good game every 15, then is either out injured for weeks afterwards, or snaps someone because he has the pace of tectonic movement and gets banned. His lack of fitness and professionalism cost us valuable points in the Premier League, needs carting off. Darren Fletcher - I don’t even need to write anything for this one, except i’ll replace needs carting off with needs fucking dumping in some non-league clubs car park pronto. Joe Allen - Ahhhh Joseph, the one player I associate the most with our relegation. He’s not a goalscorer, he can’t tackle, he can’t pass, he can’t remain in his position, he can’t do anything, and to this day is shoehorned into the squad to the detriment of the rest of the team, personally the player I can’t wait to see the back of the most. Sam Clucas - He’s an even shitter Joe Allen, who somehow has the audacity to shush the fans after we’ve had to endure his impersonation of a footballer, needs carting off. Giannelli Imbula - £18 million he cost, for a team now in the doldrums of the championship, and he’s out on loan, which is just ridiculous, started out promising, but then proved to be a gutless, workshy turd. Needs carting out for whatever loss we have to end up taking. Peter Etebo - We all watched him at the World Cup, and all of us, me included, were having a right good rummage at our sausages because he looked way to good for this league, so far he’s contributed nothing other than a red card and a few runs, needs carting off. Badou N’Diaye - One of the biggest ( I’ll get to the literal biggest shortly) wankers to ever stain our proud shirt, that display against Leeds was the most obvious “I don’t want to be here” display I’ve ever seen in my life. Honestly I could quite happily twat him, and I’m guessing I’d have to join a very big queue, fuck off Badou. Kevin Wimmer - Here he is, the USS Wimmer, another £18 million spunked on this clown, what did we get for that? An Austrian sumo wrestler who played about 30 milliseconds for Spurs and has a face like a Warburtons loaf that’s been sat on, cheers again for the fisting on that one Mr Levy, fuck off Wimmer. James McClean - We never needed him, we never wanted him, he’s an absolutely useless footballer, I couldn’t give a toss about his beliefs, he could burn babies for all I care, I care about his ability on a football pitch, of which he has, and has never had, any. Needs carting off. Bojan - The worlds greatest footballer. Hyperboly aside, Bojan is the one player left who seems to genuinely care about the fans and the club, and is getting one last chance to prove his worth, needs to stay. Tom Ince - 10 clubs by the age of 26, that speaks volumes, thinks he’s Messi but he’s more like a Tesco Value Bradley Dack. He also looked like he’d been given an unpleasant diagnosis on his photos when he signed, needs carting off. Sam Vokes - Well hes missed a penalty already, the silly twat, but it’d be harsh to judge him yet, he can stay. Benik Afobe - “He can get you promoted on his own” we were told, can he? Where from? The city district football league for the deaf and blind? He clearly can’t be arsed to be here and despite having the build of a mountain he’s weaker than a malnourished gnat. Needs carting off. Tyrese Campbell - Has some very good potential, one of the few bright spots in this utter abortion of a season, the loan should toughen him up ready for a run in the side next season, he can stay. Saido Berahino - Cunt, that’s all that needs to be said. Has the audacity to rock up when he likes after scoring what is it, 5 goals in THREE YEARS? I’d rip his contract up, I don’t care how much it costs. Erik Pieters - Strange to loan him out, even stranger to a team not even the population of Amiens are aware exists, however he’d stagnated immensely, he was getting more dicked than Alan Carr. Needs carting off. By that I count six players that I’d keep, six. Jones has got a thankless task, and until he can finally get rid of those wankers, I won’t judge him. So who is the biggest BM?
USS Wimmer I'm guessing (it's a lot of words to read through the tears of today's 'performance' and I'm not sure if you actually say).
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Feb 2, 2019 19:36:14 GMT
I truly, truly feel sorry for Nathan Jones having to work with these fucking useless pussies. Just look at the shit we’re lumbered with, and how much of it needs cleansing. Adam Federici - Tough to reserve judgement on Federici, he’s a decent back up keeper at this level, and hasn’t really played, he’d survive the cull Jakob Haugaard - Quite simply there are people who don’t have arms that are a better goalkeeper than this fucking impostor, needs releasing ASAP Jack Butland - What on Earth has gone on here? Was once destined for the England number 1 spot, since then he’s regressed into barely a championship standard goalkeeper, he can’t kick, he can’t command his area, he flaps more than a carrier bag in a breeze on crosses, and he can’t keep hold of shots that someone with muscular dystrophy could keep hold of, we’d be lucky to get £10 million for him now, needs carting off. Moritz Bauer - Bauer is a strange one, he was truly one of the only half-competent players we had in the season we went down, since then he’s been inexplicably in the bomb squad, and since returning has all the positional sense of a pissed Stevie Wonder, needs carting off. Tom Edwards - Has youth on his side, and with the right coaching could still come good, without question the best crosser of a ball at this club, I’d keep him. Ashley Williams - He’s not even our player for one, and when he plays he does so with all the grace of a slowly deflating bouncy castle, thanks for fuck all Ashley, I can’t wait for your loan spell to be over. Ryan Shawcross - A club legend, and anyone who spits venom towards him is a cunt of the highest order, however he’s not the player he once was, and deserves a heroic send-off as a thank you for his great service. Bruno Martins Indi - He was linked with Manchester United once, Manchester United, I wouldn’t even start him if I was Mansfield Town’s manager, he’s an absolute calamity of a defender, he’s rivalling Sonko at the minute, that’s how wank he is, needs carting off pronto. Danny Batth - Has only been here 5 minutes and is already captain, which should tell you everything about how pathetic the rest of the creatures infesting this club are, he’d remain by default. Josh Tymon - I don’t know what his number one skill is, perhaps it’s swimming, or flying model aircraft, but it certainly isn’t football, unlike Edwards he’s showing not even a millionth of any form of promise, needs carting off. Charlie Adam - Ahhh the one man media crusade juggernaut, has one good game every 15, then is either out injured for weeks afterwards, or snaps someone because he has the pace of tectonic movement and gets banned. His lack of fitness and professionalism cost us valuable points in the Premier League, needs carting off. Darren Fletcher - I don’t even need to write anything for this one, except i’ll replace needs carting off with needs fucking dumping in some non-league clubs car park pronto. Joe Allen - Ahhhh Joseph, the one player I associate the most with our relegation. He’s not a goalscorer, he can’t tackle, he can’t pass, he can’t remain in his position, he can’t do anything, and to this day is shoehorned into the squad to the detriment of the rest of the team, personally the player I can’t wait to see the back of the most. Sam Clucas - He’s an even shitter Joe Allen, who somehow has the audacity to shush the fans after we’ve had to endure his impersonation of a footballer, needs carting off. Giannelli Imbula - £18 million he cost, for a team now in the doldrums of the championship, and he’s out on loan, which is just ridiculous, started out promising, but then proved to be a gutless, workshy turd. Needs carting out for whatever loss we have to end up taking. Peter Etebo - We all watched him at the World Cup, and all of us, me included, were having a right good rummage at our sausages because he looked way to good for this league, so far he’s contributed nothing other than a red card and a few runs, needs carting off. Badou N’Diaye - One of the biggest ( I’ll get to the literal biggest shortly) wankers to ever stain our proud shirt, that display against Leeds was the most obvious “I don’t want to be here” display I’ve ever seen in my life. Honestly I could quite happily twat him, and I’m guessing I’d have to join a very big queue, fuck off Badou. Kevin Wimmer - Here he is, the USS Wimmer, another £18 million spunked on this clown, what did we get for that? An Austrian sumo wrestler who played about 30 milliseconds for Spurs and has a face like a Warburtons loaf that’s been sat on, cheers again for the fisting on that one Mr Levy, fuck off Wimmer. James McClean - We never needed him, we never wanted him, he’s an absolutely useless footballer, I couldn’t give a toss about his beliefs, he could burn babies for all I care, I care about his ability on a football pitch, of which he has, and has never had, any. Needs carting off. Bojan - The worlds greatest footballer. Hyperboly aside, Bojan is the one player left who seems to genuinely care about the fans and the club, and is getting one last chance to prove his worth, needs to stay. Tom Ince - 10 clubs by the age of 26, that speaks volumes, thinks he’s Messi but he’s more like a Tesco Value Bradley Dack. He also looked like he’d been given an unpleasant diagnosis on his photos when he signed, needs carting off. Sam Vokes - Well hes missed a penalty already, the silly twat, but it’d be harsh to judge him yet, he can stay. Benik Afobe - “He can get you promoted on his own” we were told, can he? Where from? The city district football league for the deaf and blind? He clearly can’t be arsed to be here and despite having the build of a mountain he’s weaker than a malnourished gnat. Needs carting off. Tyrese Campbell - Has some very good potential, one of the few bright spots in this utter abortion of a season, the loan should toughen him up ready for a run in the side next season, he can stay. Saido Berahino - Cunt, that’s all that needs to be said. Has the audacity to rock up when he likes after scoring what is it, 5 goals in THREE YEARS? I’d rip his contract up, I don’t care how much it costs. Erik Pieters - Strange to loan him out, even stranger to a team not even the population of Amiens are aware exists, however he’d stagnated immensely, he was getting more dicked than Alan Carr. Needs carting off. By that I count six players that I’d keep, six. Jones has got a thankless task, and until he can finally get rid of those wankers, I won’t judge him. So who is the biggest BM?
USS Wimmer I'm guessing (it's a lot of words to read through the tears of today's 'performance' and I'm not sure if you actually say).It is indeed. Biggest in the literal sense, the doughy melt.
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Post by Godo on Feb 2, 2019 19:37:18 GMT
If the players are useless how do you know the manager is clueless?? The context for today is take away one stupid foul and yet another missed penalty, take away us hitting the bar and even with this shower of shit ( his players Batth and Vokes aside who did try and impose themselves on the game) the manger would have achieved a draw or a win against a team in good form. Considering how shit we have been for nearly 3 season and considering how shit we have been at times in the past ( Bates/Kamara era, Alan Ball era, Bill Asprey period etc etc ) when did we suddenly become so fucking entitled!!
What is "an absolute disgrace" is fans calling for yet another change of manager when anyone with half a brain can see that the problems lies entirely with our recruitment over the last 3 seasons. NJ has the same single minded approach in his vision of how he wants his teams to play, just like Waddington, Macari and Pulis did and whatever you may think about the differing individual styles of those managers we need that "vison" to be give the time to be delivered. Support the manager.
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Post by realstokebloke on Feb 2, 2019 19:38:35 GMT
Clueless and macwank should not even be playing for the under 23,s You seem to have misplaced a couple of key words there rambo?
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Post by spitthedog on Feb 2, 2019 19:39:56 GMT
We are reaching a tipping point.
The crowds are going to plummet because the football is absolutely shite
It looks like Leeds are in free fall and that we caught them at a good time. The bright spot of a horrible season.
If they were a bunch of kids trying their best (like when we were crap in the 80s) then it wouldn't be so bad, but these supposed to be an expensive batch of elite Championship/Premiership players.
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Post by roylandstoke on Feb 2, 2019 20:19:27 GMT
You are spot on about pretty much all of them apart from Joe Allen.
Joe Allen would get a start in most Premier League teams outside of the the big 6.
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Post by rickyfullerbeer on Feb 2, 2019 20:22:57 GMT
Clueless and macwank should be playing for the under 23,s Surely there's already better in the u23s?!
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Post by roylandstoke on Feb 2, 2019 20:24:44 GMT
I truly, truly feel sorry for Nathan Jones having to work with these fucking useless pussies. Just look at the shit we’re lumbered with, and how much of it needs cleansing. Adam Federici - Tough to reserve judgement on Federici, he’s a decent back up keeper at this level, and hasn’t really played, he’d survive the cull Jakob Haugaard - Quite simply there are people who don’t have arms that are a better goalkeeper than this fucking impostor, needs releasing ASAP Jack Butland - What on Earth has gone on here? Was once destined for the England number 1 spot, since then he’s regressed into barely a championship standard goalkeeper, he can’t kick, he can’t command his area, he flaps more than a carrier bag in a breeze on crosses, and he can’t keep hold of shots that someone with muscular dystrophy could keep hold of, we’d be lucky to get £10 million for him now, needs carting off. Moritz Bauer - Bauer is a strange one, he was truly one of the only half-competent players we had in the season we went down, since then he’s been inexplicably in the bomb squad, and since returning has all the positional sense of a pissed Stevie Wonder, needs carting off. Tom Edwards - Has youth on his side, and with the right coaching could still come good, without question the best crosser of a ball at this club, I’d keep him. Ashley Williams - He’s not even our player for one, and when he plays he does so with all the grace of a slowly deflating bouncy castle, thanks for fuck all Ashley, I can’t wait for your loan spell to be over. Ryan Shawcross - A club legend, and anyone who spits venom towards him is a cunt of the highest order, however he’s not the player he once was, and deserves a heroic send-off as a thank you for his great service. Bruno Martins Indi - He was linked with Manchester United once, Manchester United, I wouldn’t even start him if I was Mansfield Town’s manager, he’s an absolute calamity of a defender, he’s rivalling Sonko at the minute, that’s how wank he is, needs carting off pronto. Danny Batth - Has only been here 5 minutes and is already captain, which should tell you everything about how pathetic the rest of the creatures infesting this club are, he’d remain by default. Josh Tymon - I don’t know what his number one skill is, perhaps it’s swimming, or flying model aircraft, but it certainly isn’t football, unlike Edwards he’s showing not even a millionth of any form of promise, needs carting off. Charlie Adam - Ahhh the one man media crusade juggernaut, has one good game every 15, then is either out injured for weeks afterwards, or snaps someone because he has the pace of tectonic movement and gets banned. His lack of fitness and professionalism cost us valuable points in the Premier League, needs carting off. Darren Fletcher - I don’t even need to write anything for this one, except i’ll replace needs carting off with needs fucking dumping in some non-league clubs car park pronto. Joe Allen - Ahhhh Joseph, the one player I associate the most with our relegation. He’s not a goalscorer, he can’t tackle, he can’t pass, he can’t remain in his position, he can’t do anything, and to this day is shoehorned into the squad to the detriment of the rest of the team, personally the player I can’t wait to see the back of the most. Sam Clucas - He’s an even shitter Joe Allen, who somehow has the audacity to shush the fans after we’ve had to endure his impersonation of a footballer, needs carting off. Giannelli Imbula - £18 million he cost, for a team now in the doldrums of the championship, and he’s out on loan, which is just ridiculous, started out promising, but then proved to be a gutless, workshy turd. Needs carting out for whatever loss we have to end up taking. Peter Etebo - We all watched him at the World Cup, and all of us, me included, were having a right good rummage at our sausages because he looked way to good for this league, so far he’s contributed nothing other than a red card and a few runs, needs carting off. Badou N’Diaye - One of the biggest (I’ll get to the literal biggest shortly) wankers to ever stain our proud shirt, that display against Leeds was the most obvious “I don’t want to be here” display I’ve ever seen in my life. Honestly I could quite happily twat him, and I’m guessing I’d have to join a very big queue, fuck off Badou. Kevin Wimmer - Here he is, the USS Wimmer, another £18 million spunked on this clown, what did we get for that? An Austrian sumo wrestler who played about 30 milliseconds for Spurs and has a face like a Warburtons loaf that’s been sat on, cheers again for the fisting on that one Mr Levy, fuck off Wimmer. James McClean - We never needed him, we never wanted him, he’s an absolutely useless footballer, I couldn’t give a toss about his beliefs, he could burn babies for all I care, I care about his ability on a football pitch, of which he has, and has never had, any. Needs carting off. Bojan - The worlds greatest footballer. Hyperboly aside, Bojan is the one player left who seems to genuinely care about the fans and the club, and is getting one last chance to prove his worth, needs to stay. Tom Ince - 10 clubs by the age of 26, that speaks volumes, thinks he’s Messi but he’s more like a Tesco Value Bradley Dack. He also looked like he’d been given an unpleasant diagnosis on his photos when he signed, needs carting off. Sam Vokes - Well hes missed a penalty already, the silly twat, but it’d be harsh to judge him yet, he can stay. Benik Afobe - “He can get you promoted on his own” we were told, can he? Where from? The city district football league for the deaf and blind? He clearly can’t be arsed to be here and despite having the build of a mountain he’s weaker than a malnourished gnat. Needs carting off. Tyrese Campbell - Has some very good potential, one of the few bright spots in this utter abortion of a season, the loan should toughen him up ready for a run in the side next season, he can stay. Saido Berahino - Cunt, that’s all that needs to be said. Has the audacity to rock up when he likes after scoring what is it, 5 goals in THREE YEARS? I’d rip his contract up, I don’t care how much it costs. Erik Pieters - Strange to loan him out, even stranger to a team not even the population of Amiens are aware exists, however he’d stagnated immensely, he was getting more dicked than Alan Carr. Needs carting off. By that I count six players that I’d keep, six. Jones has got a thankless task, and until he can finally get rid of those wankers, I won’t judge him. Think I shagged up my attempt to quote your fab post earlier.
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Post by robrigo on Feb 2, 2019 20:33:03 GMT
Bunch of hairy arsed fanny flannels!
And we are paying them thousands upon thousands to produce half arsed, abject, wankstain performances.
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Post by nonameface on Feb 2, 2019 20:35:50 GMT
You are spot on about pretty much all of them apart from Joe Allen. Joe Allen would get a start in most Premier League teams outside of the the big 6. I agree with BojanMac, Joe Allen has been useless for us. I'm really looking forward to him leaving this summer.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2019 20:39:10 GMT
I can see what Jones is doing & aiming towards, hopefully he's given the time to do it... What is it? Do explain. I know he wants to "make Stoke great again". but just that expression - with or without Stoke in it - makes me sick.
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Post by onyourbonce on Feb 2, 2019 20:47:27 GMT
I truly, truly feel sorry for Nathan Jones having to work with these fucking useless pussies. Just look at the shit we’re lumbered with, and how much of it needs cleansing. Adam Federici - Tough to reserve judgement on Federici, he’s a decent back up keeper at this level, and hasn’t really played, he’d survive the cull Jakob Haugaard - Quite simply there are people who don’t have arms that are a better goalkeeper than this fucking impostor, needs releasing ASAP Jack Butland - What on Earth has gone on here? Was once destined for the England number 1 spot, since then he’s regressed into barely a championship standard goalkeeper, he can’t kick, he can’t command his area, he flaps more than a carrier bag in a breeze on crosses, and he can’t keep hold of shots that someone with muscular dystrophy could keep hold of, we’d be lucky to get £10 million for him now, needs carting off. Moritz Bauer - Bauer is a strange one, he was truly one of the only half-competent players we had in the season we went down, since then he’s been inexplicably in the bomb squad, and since returning has all the positional sense of a pissed Stevie Wonder, needs carting off. Tom Edwards - Has youth on his side, and with the right coaching could still come good, without question the best crosser of a ball at this club, I’d keep him. Ashley Williams - He’s not even our player for one, and when he plays he does so with all the grace of a slowly deflating bouncy castle, thanks for fuck all Ashley, I can’t wait for your loan spell to be over. Ryan Shawcross - A club legend, and anyone who spits venom towards him is a cunt of the highest order, however he’s not the player he once was, and deserves a heroic send-off as a thank you for his great service. Bruno Martins Indi - He was linked with Manchester United once, Manchester United, I wouldn’t even start him if I was Mansfield Town’s manager, he’s an absolute calamity of a defender, he’s rivalling Sonko at the minute, that’s how wank he is, needs carting off pronto. Danny Batth - Has only been here 5 minutes and is already captain, which should tell you everything about how pathetic the rest of the creatures infesting this club are, he’d remain by default. Josh Tymon - I don’t know what his number one skill is, perhaps it’s swimming, or flying model aircraft, but it certainly isn’t football, unlike Edwards he’s showing not even a millionth of any form of promise, needs carting off. Charlie Adam - Ahhh the one man media crusade juggernaut, has one good game every 15, then is either out injured for weeks afterwards, or snaps someone because he has the pace of tectonic movement and gets banned. His lack of fitness and professionalism cost us valuable points in the Premier League, needs carting off. Darren Fletcher - I don’t even need to write anything for this one, except i’ll replace needs carting off with needs fucking dumping in some non-league clubs car park pronto. Joe Allen - Ahhhh Joseph, the one player I associate the most with our relegation. He’s not a goalscorer, he can’t tackle, he can’t pass, he can’t remain in his position, he can’t do anything, and to this day is shoehorned into the squad to the detriment of the rest of the team, personally the player I can’t wait to see the back of the most. Sam Clucas - He’s an even shitter Joe Allen, who somehow has the audacity to shush the fans after we’ve had to endure his impersonation of a footballer, needs carting off. Giannelli Imbula - £18 million he cost, for a team now in the doldrums of the championship, and he’s out on loan, which is just ridiculous, started out promising, but then proved to be a gutless, workshy turd. Needs carting out for whatever loss we have to end up taking. Peter Etebo - We all watched him at the World Cup, and all of us, me included, were having a right good rummage at our sausages because he looked way to good for this league, so far he’s contributed nothing other than a red card and a few runs, needs carting off. Badou N’Diaye - One of the biggest (I’ll get to the literal biggest shortly) wankers to ever stain our proud shirt, that display against Leeds was the most obvious “I don’t want to be here” display I’ve ever seen in my life. Honestly I could quite happily twat him, and I’m guessing I’d have to join a very big queue, fuck off Badou. Kevin Wimmer - Here he is, the USS Wimmer, another £18 million spunked on this clown, what did we get for that? An Austrian sumo wrestler who played about 30 milliseconds for Spurs and has a face like a Warburtons loaf that’s been sat on, cheers again for the fisting on that one Mr Levy, fuck off Wimmer. James McClean - We never needed him, we never wanted him, he’s an absolutely useless footballer, I couldn’t give a toss about his beliefs, he could burn babies for all I care, I care about his ability on a football pitch, of which he has, and has never had, any. Needs carting off. Bojan - The worlds greatest footballer. Hyperboly aside, Bojan is the one player left who seems to genuinely care about the fans and the club, and is getting one last chance to prove his worth, needs to stay. Tom Ince - 10 clubs by the age of 26, that speaks volumes, thinks he’s Messi but he’s more like a Tesco Value Bradley Dack. He also looked like he’d been given an unpleasant diagnosis on his photos when he signed, needs carting off. Sam Vokes - Well hes missed a penalty already, the silly twat, but it’d be harsh to judge him yet, he can stay. Benik Afobe - “He can get you promoted on his own” we were told, can he? Where from? The city district football league for the deaf and blind? He clearly can’t be arsed to be here and despite having the build of a mountain he’s weaker than a malnourished gnat. Needs carting off. Tyrese Campbell - Has some very good potential, one of the few bright spots in this utter abortion of a season, the loan should toughen him up ready for a run in the side next season, he can stay. Saido Berahino - Cunt, that’s all that needs to be said. Has the audacity to rock up when he likes after scoring what is it, 5 goals in THREE YEARS? I’d rip his contract up, I don’t care how much it costs. Erik Pieters - Strange to loan him out, even stranger to a team not even the population of Amiens are aware exists, however he’d stagnated immensely, he was getting more dicked than Alan Carr. Needs carting off. By that I count six players that I’d keep, six. Jones has got a thankless task, and until he can finally get rid of those wankers, I won’t judge him. Excellent post mate Pretty much bang on. But who is accountable for this? I think you’ll find they are still in position. Will NEVER change until they are gone
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Post by blackpoolred on Feb 2, 2019 20:52:53 GMT
I truly, truly feel sorry for Nathan Jones having to work with these fucking useless pussies. Just look at the shit we’re lumbered with, and how much of it needs cleansing. Adam Federici - Tough to reserve judgement on Federici, he’s a decent back up keeper at this level, and hasn’t really played, he’d survive the cull Jakob Haugaard - Quite simply there are people who don’t have arms that are a better goalkeeper than this fucking impostor, needs releasing ASAP Jack Butland - What on Earth has gone on here? Was once destined for the England number 1 spot, since then he’s regressed into barely a championship standard goalkeeper, he can’t kick, he can’t command his area, he flaps more than a carrier bag in a breeze on crosses, and he can’t keep hold of shots that someone with muscular dystrophy could keep hold of, we’d be lucky to get £10 million for him now, needs carting off. Moritz Bauer - Bauer is a strange one, he was truly one of the only half-competent players we had in the season we went down, since then he’s been inexplicably in the bomb squad, and since returning has all the positional sense of a pissed Stevie Wonder, needs carting off. Tom Edwards - Has youth on his side, and with the right coaching could still come good, without question the best crosser of a ball at this club, I’d keep him. Ashley Williams - He’s not even our player for one, and when he plays he does so with all the grace of a slowly deflating bouncy castle, thanks for fuck all Ashley, I can’t wait for your loan spell to be over. Ryan Shawcross - A club legend, and anyone who spits venom towards him is a cunt of the highest order, however he’s not the player he once was, and deserves a heroic send-off as a thank you for his great service. Bruno Martins Indi - He was linked with Manchester United once, Manchester United, I wouldn’t even start him if I was Mansfield Town’s manager, he’s an absolute calamity of a defender, he’s rivalling Sonko at the minute, that’s how wank he is, needs carting off pronto. Danny Batth - Has only been here 5 minutes and is already captain, which should tell you everything about how pathetic the rest of the creatures infesting this club are, he’d remain by default. Josh Tymon - I don’t know what his number one skill is, perhaps it’s swimming, or flying model aircraft, but it certainly isn’t football, unlike Edwards he’s showing not even a millionth of any form of promise, needs carting off. Charlie Adam - Ahhh the one man media crusade juggernaut, has one good game every 15, then is either out injured for weeks afterwards, or snaps someone because he has the pace of tectonic movement and gets banned. His lack of fitness and professionalism cost us valuable points in the Premier League, needs carting off. Darren Fletcher - I don’t even need to write anything for this one, except i’ll replace needs carting off with needs fucking dumping in some non-league clubs car park pronto. Joe Allen - Ahhhh Joseph, the one player I associate the most with our relegation. He’s not a goalscorer, he can’t tackle, he can’t pass, he can’t remain in his position, he can’t do anything, and to this day is shoehorned into the squad to the detriment of the rest of the team, personally the player I can’t wait to see the back of the most. Sam Clucas - He’s an even shitter Joe Allen, who somehow has the audacity to shush the fans after we’ve had to endure his impersonation of a footballer, needs carting off. Giannelli Imbula - £18 million he cost, for a team now in the doldrums of the championship, and he’s out on loan, which is just ridiculous, started out promising, but then proved to be a gutless, workshy turd. Needs carting out for whatever loss we have to end up taking. Peter Etebo - We all watched him at the World Cup, and all of us, me included, were having a right good rummage at our sausages because he looked way to good for this league, so far he’s contributed nothing other than a red card and a few runs, needs carting off. Badou N’Diaye - One of the biggest (I’ll get to the literal biggest shortly) wankers to ever stain our proud shirt, that display against Leeds was the most obvious “I don’t want to be here” display I’ve ever seen in my life. Honestly I could quite happily twat him, and I’m guessing I’d have to join a very big queue, fuck off Badou. Kevin Wimmer - Here he is, the USS Wimmer, another £18 million spunked on this clown, what did we get for that? An Austrian sumo wrestler who played about 30 milliseconds for Spurs and has a face like a Warburtons loaf that’s been sat on, cheers again for the fisting on that one Mr Levy, fuck off Wimmer. James McClean - We never needed him, we never wanted him, he’s an absolutely useless footballer, I couldn’t give a toss about his beliefs, he could burn babies for all I care, I care about his ability on a football pitch, of which he has, and has never had, any. Needs carting off. Bojan - The worlds greatest footballer. Hyperboly aside, Bojan is the one player left who seems to genuinely care about the fans and the club, and is getting one last chance to prove his worth, needs to stay. Tom Ince - 10 clubs by the age of 26, that speaks volumes, thinks he’s Messi but he’s more like a Tesco Value Bradley Dack. He also looked like he’d been given an unpleasant diagnosis on his photos when he signed, needs carting off. Sam Vokes - Well hes missed a penalty already, the silly twat, but it’d be harsh to judge him yet, he can stay. Benik Afobe - “He can get you promoted on his own” we were told, can he? Where from? The city district football league for the deaf and blind? He clearly can’t be arsed to be here and despite having the build of a mountain he’s weaker than a malnourished gnat. Needs carting off. Tyrese Campbell - Has some very good potential, one of the few bright spots in this utter abortion of a season, the loan should toughen him up ready for a run in the side next season, he can stay. Saido Berahino - Cunt, that’s all that needs to be said. Has the audacity to rock up when he likes after scoring what is it, 5 goals in THREE YEARS? I’d rip his contract up, I don’t care how much it costs. Erik Pieters - Strange to loan him out, even stranger to a team not even the population of Amiens are aware exists, however he’d stagnated immensely, he was getting more dicked than Alan Carr. Needs carting off. By that I count six players that I’d keep, six. Jones has got a thankless task, and until he can finally get rid of those wankers, I won’t judge him. Agree with most of this and made me chuckle. NJ has to take some blame for that window, he had the shittest and most threadbare defence in all 4 divisions and got rid of his only left-back and right-back and forgot to replace them. Not saying they were any good like, but try not and sell your only viable left-back without remembering to replace the fecker. He is from Wales so therefore is probably related to Hughes and based on that window is showing all the makings of Lesley's love child
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Post by Northy on Feb 2, 2019 20:57:09 GMT
I truly, truly feel sorry for Nathan Jones having to work with these fucking useless pussies. Just look at the shit we’re lumbered with, and how much of it needs cleansing. Adam Federici - Tough to reserve judgement on Federici, he’s a decent back up keeper at this level, and hasn’t really played, he’d survive the cull Jakob Haugaard - Quite simply there are people who don’t have arms that are a better goalkeeper than this fucking impostor, needs releasing ASAP Jack Butland - What on Earth has gone on here? Was once destined for the England number 1 spot, since then he’s regressed into barely a championship standard goalkeeper, he can’t kick, he can’t command his area, he flaps more than a carrier bag in a breeze on crosses, and he can’t keep hold of shots that someone with muscular dystrophy could keep hold of, we’d be lucky to get £10 million for him now, needs carting off. Moritz Bauer - Bauer is a strange one, he was truly one of the only half-competent players we had in the season we went down, since then he’s been inexplicably in the bomb squad, and since returning has all the positional sense of a pissed Stevie Wonder, needs carting off. Tom Edwards - Has youth on his side, and with the right coaching could still come good, without question the best crosser of a ball at this club, I’d keep him. Ashley Williams - He’s not even our player for one, and when he plays he does so with all the grace of a slowly deflating bouncy castle, thanks for fuck all Ashley, I can’t wait for your loan spell to be over. Ryan Shawcross - A club legend, and anyone who spits venom towards him is a cunt of the highest order, however he’s not the player he once was, and deserves a heroic send-off as a thank you for his great service. Bruno Martins Indi - He was linked with Manchester United once, Manchester United, I wouldn’t even start him if I was Mansfield Town’s manager, he’s an absolute calamity of a defender, he’s rivalling Sonko at the minute, that’s how wank he is, needs carting off pronto. Danny Batth - Has only been here 5 minutes and is already captain, which should tell you everything about how pathetic the rest of the creatures infesting this club are, he’d remain by default. Josh Tymon - I don’t know what his number one skill is, perhaps it’s swimming, or flying model aircraft, but it certainly isn’t football, unlike Edwards he’s showing not even a millionth of any form of promise, needs carting off. Charlie Adam - Ahhh the one man media crusade juggernaut, has one good game every 15, then is either out injured for weeks afterwards, or snaps someone because he has the pace of tectonic movement and gets banned. His lack of fitness and professionalism cost us valuable points in the Premier League, needs carting off. Darren Fletcher - I don’t even need to write anything for this one, except i’ll replace needs carting off with needs fucking dumping in some non-league clubs car park pronto. Joe Allen - Ahhhh Joseph, the one player I associate the most with our relegation. He’s not a goalscorer, he can’t tackle, he can’t pass, he can’t remain in his position, he can’t do anything, and to this day is shoehorned into the squad to the detriment of the rest of the team, personally the player I can’t wait to see the back of the most. Sam Clucas - He’s an even shitter Joe Allen, who somehow has the audacity to shush the fans after we’ve had to endure his impersonation of a footballer, needs carting off. Giannelli Imbula - £18 million he cost, for a team now in the doldrums of the championship, and he’s out on loan, which is just ridiculous, started out promising, but then proved to be a gutless, workshy turd. Needs carting out for whatever loss we have to end up taking. Peter Etebo - We all watched him at the World Cup, and all of us, me included, were having a right good rummage at our sausages because he looked way to good for this league, so far he’s contributed nothing other than a red card and a few runs, needs carting off. Badou N’Diaye - One of the biggest (I’ll get to the literal biggest shortly) wankers to ever stain our proud shirt, that display against Leeds was the most obvious “I don’t want to be here” display I’ve ever seen in my life. Honestly I could quite happily twat him, and I’m guessing I’d have to join a very big queue, fuck off Badou. Kevin Wimmer - Here he is, the USS Wimmer, another £18 million spunked on this clown, what did we get for that? An Austrian sumo wrestler who played about 30 milliseconds for Spurs and has a face like a Warburtons loaf that’s been sat on, cheers again for the fisting on that one Mr Levy, fuck off Wimmer. James McClean - We never needed him, we never wanted him, he’s an absolutely useless footballer, I couldn’t give a toss about his beliefs, he could burn babies for all I care, I care about his ability on a football pitch, of which he has, and has never had, any. Needs carting off. Bojan - The worlds greatest footballer. Hyperboly aside, Bojan is the one player left who seems to genuinely care about the fans and the club, and is getting one last chance to prove his worth, needs to stay. Tom Ince - 10 clubs by the age of 26, that speaks volumes, thinks he’s Messi but he’s more like a Tesco Value Bradley Dack. He also looked like he’d been given an unpleasant diagnosis on his photos when he signed, needs carting off. Sam Vokes - Well hes missed a penalty already, the silly twat, but it’d be harsh to judge him yet, he can stay. Benik Afobe - “He can get you promoted on his own” we were told, can he? Where from? The city district football league for the deaf and blind? He clearly can’t be arsed to be here and despite having the build of a mountain he’s weaker than a malnourished gnat. Needs carting off. Tyrese Campbell - Has some very good potential, one of the few bright spots in this utter abortion of a season, the loan should toughen him up ready for a run in the side next season, he can stay. Saido Berahino - Cunt, that’s all that needs to be said. Has the audacity to rock up when he likes after scoring what is it, 5 goals in THREE YEARS? I’d rip his contract up, I don’t care how much it costs. Erik Pieters - Strange to loan him out, even stranger to a team not even the population of Amiens are aware exists, however he’d stagnated immensely, he was getting more dicked than Alan Carr. Needs carting off. By that I count six players that I’d keep, six. Jones has got a thankless task, and until he can finally get rid of those wankers, I won’t judge him. Agree with most of this and made me chuckle. NJ has to take some blame for that window, he had the shittest and most threadbare defence in all 4 divisions and got rid of his only left-back and right-back and forgot to replace them. Not saying they were any good like, but try not and sell your only viable left-back without remembering to replace the fecker. He is from Wales so therefore is probably related to Hughes and based on that window is showing all the makings of Lesley's love child Got rid of his only right back? We still have two. How do you know he got rid of Pieters, has he said? Maybe something going on behind the scenes
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Post by Davef on Feb 2, 2019 21:01:10 GMT
Agree with most of this and made me chuckle. NJ has to take some blame for that window, he had the shittest and most threadbare defence in all 4 divisions and got rid of his only left-back and right-back and forgot to replace them. Not saying they were any good like, but try not and sell your only viable left-back without remembering to replace the fecker. He is from Wales so therefore is probably related to Hughes and based on that window is showing all the makings of Lesley's love child Got rid of his only right back? We still have two. How do you know he got rid of Pieters, has he said? Maybe something going on behind the scenes I wouldn't bother. Anyone who rates Cuco Martina as a footballer should be laughed out of court.
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Post by blackpoolred on Feb 2, 2019 21:11:57 GMT
Agree with most of this and made me chuckle. NJ has to take some blame for that window, he had the shittest and most threadbare defence in all 4 divisions and got rid of his only left-back and right-back and forgot to replace them. Not saying they were any good like, but try not and sell your only viable left-back without remembering to replace the fecker. He is from Wales so therefore is probably related to Hughes and based on that window is showing all the makings of Lesley's love child Got rid of his only right back? We still have two. How do you know he got rid of Pieters, has he said? Maybe something going on behind the scenes No - Pieters has definitely gone Generally speaking, other clubs do not let players go unless they have found replacements, that is normally the rule unless you are Hughes or now NJ that is Are you happy with our defence and did you not think it needed adding to - both in strength and depth.
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Post by roylandstoke on Feb 2, 2019 21:14:12 GMT
You are spot on about pretty much all of them apart from Joe Allen. Joe Allen would get a start in most Premier League teams outside of the the big 6. I agree with BojanMac, Joe Allen has been useless for us. I'm really looking forward to him leaving this summer. I would be very, very, very surprised if Joe Allen moved from Stoke to a club below us. I think he is currently our only saleable asset.
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Post by stokecitydom on Feb 2, 2019 21:17:33 GMT
I thought 3 players were decent today, Vokes won every header, Bath played well and Allen looked like our only midfielder who cared. Clucas and Bojan can f--- off to somwhere where I never have to see them again, Williams and Edwards are both slow and weak as piss, and Etebo is running circles around himself, McClean is probably the player in the world with the least understanding of the game. I knew Jones needed time, but right now my optimism around our new manager is disappearing more an more for every game, could any random supporter have done much worse so far...? I can’t believe that you watched the game today and decided to group Clucas & Bojan in the same category. One was neat and tidy in possession, the other couldn’t even control the thing. And if after watching that you think Bojan was the problem, then I’m not sure what to say.
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Post by robwahlmann on Feb 2, 2019 21:47:29 GMT
I thought 3 players were decent today, Vokes won every header, Bath played well and Allen looked like our only midfielder who cared. Clucas and Bojan can f--- off to somwhere where I never have to see them again, Williams and Edwards are both slow and weak as piss, and Etebo is running circles around himself, McClean is probably the player in the world with the least understanding of the game. I knew Jones needed time, but right now my optimism around our new manager is disappearing more an more for every game, could any random supporter have done much worse so far...? I can’t believe that you watched the game today and decided to group Clucas & Bojan in the same category. One was neat and tidy in possession, the other couldn’t even control the thing. And if after watching that you think Bojan was the problem, then I’m not sure what to say. I thought they both were awful, but you're right, Clucas was even worse than Bojan. If you thought Bojan played well today I really need to address your question back! Did you watch the game?
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Post by boskampsflaps on Feb 2, 2019 21:59:16 GMT
that is bullshit imho our midfield got absolutely overran, we gave away possession routinely, no shots on target from open play against a team having a bad day, a new centre forward who was never in the game, mostly our midfield do not know how to provide any service to front players. That’s bullshit. Hull had no sustained pressure, no dominance of the ball and only looked a real threat after we had capitulated. First half there was only one team in the game, okay, we didn’t carve them open at all and have 9million shots but we tried to pass the ball with purpose and played most of the first half in their half with the ball. We concede a dog shit free kick and miss a penalty and then it’s game over. At no point were we over run, at no point did we come under sustained pressure, at no point did we surrender the ball. They scored a shit free kick and then scored when the defence parted like the Red Sea. It wasn’t like the Alamo like people are making out. Spot on, thats how I saw it too, first half wasn't all that bad, a better shot from McClean or a yard further forward from Vokes and we're in front, Clucas being so bad didn't help us with attacks braking down but we were definitely on top, it turned into a bit of a mess at 2 down but thats not a big surprise with us trying to get as many forwards on the pitch as possible.
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Post by owdestokie2 on Feb 2, 2019 22:07:22 GMT
I thought 3 players were decent today, Vokes won every header, Bath played well and Allen looked like our only midfielder who cared. Clucas and Bojan can f--- off to somwhere where I never have to see them again, Williams and Edwards are both slow and weak as piss, and Etebo is running circles around himself, McClean is probably the player in the world with the least understanding of the game. I knew Jones needed time, but right now my optimism around our new manager is disappearing more an more for every game, could any random supporter have done much worse so far...? Bojan was the best player on the pitch. The only one worth watching. Allen gave the ball away for their 2nd goal having tried to do the same 5 minutes earlier. Vokes, batth and bojan aside, they were all absolutely shit. I think it was Ince who wasn’t strong enough and lost the ball for the second goal
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Post by davejohnno1 on Feb 2, 2019 22:18:50 GMT
Bojan was the best player on the pitch. The only one worth watching. Allen gave the ball away for their 2nd goal having tried to do the same 5 minutes earlier. Vokes, batth and bojan aside, they were all absolutely shit. I think it was Ince who wasn’t strong enough and lost the ball for the second goal Allen's pass, ince jumped out of way of challenge. Pathetic all round really.
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Post by stokecitydom on Feb 2, 2019 22:20:09 GMT
I can’t believe that you watched the game today and decided to group Clucas & Bojan in the same category. One was neat and tidy in possession, the other couldn’t even control the thing. And if after watching that you think Bojan was the problem, then I’m not sure what to say. I thought they both were awful, but you're right, Clucas was even worse than Bojan. If you thought Bojan played well today I really need to address your question back! Did you watch the game? I watched the game and it was clear to see that Bojan was one of a few out there who resembled a footballer. Could he have done more? Yes of course. But to pick him out as one of the 2 awful players is crazy. Need a couple more footballers out there, rather than one paced plodders.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Feb 2, 2019 22:22:29 GMT
Bojan was the best player on the pitch. The only one worth watching. Allen gave the ball away for their 2nd goal having tried to do the same 5 minutes earlier. Vokes, batth and bojan aside, they were all absolutely shit. I think it was Ince who wasn’t strong enough and lost the ball for the second goal He was stretching for the ball, it was a poor pass, not sure what Ince could have done apart from maybe take one for the team and pull the player down.
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