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Post by Bagwash on Feb 1, 2019 12:54:25 GMT
Blokes who stand and read papers or magazines in shops and don't buy them. Customers in supermarkets who squeeze nearly every loaf of bread before choosing one.
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Post by sheds1862 on Feb 1, 2019 13:12:37 GMT
I get that but it still boils my piss. Undoubtedly the signs are never removed so the emergency services wasting time looking for daddy's princess or diva on board because they aren't in the car in the fucking first place !!. Rant over Anybody who says “rant over”....or uses .com on the end of sentences I.e hungover.com Ignorant woman drivers Slow walkers Snow Waiting for parcels Dion Dublin doing a house program Estate agents Employment agencies People who use the American spelling of programme
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Post by musik on Feb 1, 2019 13:57:00 GMT
Advertising
every kind of it
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Post by xchpotter on Feb 6, 2019 21:56:30 GMT
People not keeping the appointment time you have with them. Doesn’t matter if it’s a doctor, a dentist, a plumber....anyone. Does no fucker have watches these days or the common courtesy to apologise for your time they are wasting.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Feb 6, 2019 22:11:21 GMT
Irresponsible, unaware umbrella holders. They're dangerous and mostly at eye level for me. Literally could have someone's {mine} eye out with that duck. Could quite happily kick them into the road. A scornful look has to suffice for now, but one day I'm sure I'll snap.
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Post by hamsta2 on Feb 7, 2019 0:58:06 GMT
Should of instead of should have. Pacific instead of specific. Milk in tea before the water. People walking iaround glued to mobiles not looking where they are going. Thin bog paper.
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Post by stokieinaus on Feb 7, 2019 4:57:40 GMT
Two people on holiday having an evening meal, both on their mobiles telling the rest of the world what a great time they are having. Trust me, if they knew what a good time was, they would leave the phone at home.
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Post by stokieinaus on Feb 7, 2019 5:02:40 GMT
People riding motorbikes in foreign countries and not wearing helmets, because they can. People riding motorbikes in foreign countries while wearing helmets with their young kids on board but no helmet for the kids.
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Post by wagsastokie on Feb 7, 2019 5:19:57 GMT
People riding motorbikes in foreign countries and not wearing helmets, because they can. People riding motorbikes in foreign countries while wearing helmets with their young kids on board but no helmet for the kids. People on motorbikes and push bikes that consistently flout the Highway Code
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Post by pretzel on Feb 7, 2019 9:46:04 GMT
'of'
Fellow grammar pedants will know where I'm coming from.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Feb 7, 2019 10:21:33 GMT
People who drive at 40mph on NSL roads, but then continue to do 40 when the road changes to a 30 should have been eviscerated in the womb.
Fucking pipes.
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Post by stokieinaus on Feb 7, 2019 12:18:26 GMT
People who say “you know” when describing something. If I knew, I wouldn’t be listening to you.
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Post by musik on Feb 7, 2019 12:40:42 GMT
People obsessed by the clock. Like some former work collegues. It didn't matter if they worked during the working day, all that mattered to them was to be on time.
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Post by musik on Feb 7, 2019 12:41:37 GMT
People who say “you know” when describing something. If I knew, I wouldn’t be listening to you. And no point telling you, if you already knew.
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Post by musik on Feb 7, 2019 12:46:12 GMT
implementation of new words into your native language
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Post by elystokie on Feb 7, 2019 13:32:44 GMT
Driving around our fair city and seeing a shitload of empty buildings that don't look beyond redemption as far as being inhabited goes. Then seeing people sleeping rough, makes no sense. There's probably hundreds of retired builders in the area that wouldn't take much persuading to give some of these people without a home guidance and instruction on how to make these places habitable. Call it graft for a gaff or summat I must be missing something that's stopping it happening. Actually it's not a little thing at all, but it does piss me off on a daily basis.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Feb 7, 2019 18:45:19 GMT
Also people who pull out in front of you and then IMMEDIATELY take the next turn.
Jesus fucking Christ this makes me want to swallow my own head in sheer ire, their fucking dads should have been that good at pulling out.
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Post by mattyd on Feb 7, 2019 20:07:19 GMT
People on public transport with huge fuck off rucksacks on. FFS dickhead, you are now twice the size you were, so stop turning round.
Oh, and people who stand on them travellator things at airports....IT ENHANCES WALKING NOT REPLACES IT....NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY.
And while we are on the subject of airports, when you are sat down on a seat that is part of a bench of seats and some cunt has that twitchy leg thing, that seems to amplify towards my seat and feels like a 10 on the Richter scale.
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Post by Ygor on Feb 7, 2019 21:01:50 GMT
Women (or men for that matter) who like to wear long finger nails and spend hours painting and manicuring them.
What really gets me is how do they manage to wipe their arse without scratching their ringpiece to bits?
And I bloody hate being served food anywhere by someone with long finger nails and just pray they gave them a good scrub and disinfection after their last dump!
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Post by telfordstoke on Feb 7, 2019 21:13:04 GMT
Should of instead of should have. Pacific instead of specific. Milk in tea before the water. People walking iaround glued to mobiles not looking where they are going. Thin bog paper. With you on this, woman I work for is Mrs bloody “Pacifically”. Despite several years of using sentences with shedloads of “Sp-“ words she still spectacularly misses the point.
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Post by stokieinaus on Feb 7, 2019 21:25:40 GMT
Keep fit fanatics who go to the gym in their car and will try to find the closest park to the entrance of the gym. Why don’t you park as far away as possible to give yourself more exercise?
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Post by mattyd on Feb 11, 2019 17:16:39 GMT
People who call mixed groups of people " Guys" EG a waitress...Is everything ok with you Guys...FFS We are not Guys...We are male and female. If both were Guys then the film with Frank Sinatra would be Guys and Guys...
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Post by harryburrows on Feb 11, 2019 19:30:33 GMT
People who start a sentence with So Seems to be the fashion now with people being interviewed
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Post by bathstoke on Feb 11, 2019 19:59:00 GMT
Have I mentioned Lauren Lavern on Desert Island Discs. She’s now trying to sound posh. £&!n Macams
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Post by murphthesurf on Feb 12, 2019 13:42:47 GMT
Sloppy pronunciation! Re. the letter H, and people who pronounce the word 'aitch' with an 'h' on the front! It's not haitch, it's aitch! Pronunciation, constantly, on BBC TV news of the words 'Duke', 'Duty' and 'Tewkesbury', which are not 'Jook', Jooty and 'Chookesbury'. And it's 'THINK', not 'fink' and 'THREE', not 'free'. The replacement of 'th' with 'f' is one of the worst things in the various spoken assaults on the wonderful English language.
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Post by danceswithclams on Feb 12, 2019 16:37:20 GMT
People who start a sentence with So Seems to be the fashion now with people being interviewed Similarly, the use of the word 'absolutely' as an affirmative when a simple 'yes' will suffice. You watch local news tonight and I guarantee that 95% of the people interviewed, be they politicians, experts, or members of the public, will answer simple yes/no questions with a needless 'absolutely'. It's as if Des O' Fucking Connor is asking the questions on that shit mid-90s gameshow.
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Post by harryburrows on Feb 12, 2019 16:42:40 GMT
People who start a sentence with So Seems to be the fashion now with people being interviewed Similarly, the use of the word 'absolutely' as an affirmative when a simple 'yes' will suffice. You watch local news tonight and I guarantee that 95% of the people interviewed, be they politicians, experts, or members of the public, will answer simple yes/no questions with a needless 'absolutely'. It's as if Des O' Fucking Connor is asking the questions on that shit mid-90s gameshow. Absolutely 😉
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Post by trentvale68 on Feb 12, 2019 17:33:59 GMT
Sloppy pronunciation! Re. the letter H, and people who pronounce the word 'aitch' with an 'h' on the front! It's not haitch, it's aitch! Pronunciation, constantly, on BBC TV news of the words 'Duke', 'Duty' and 'Tewkesbury', which are not 'Jook', Jooty and 'Chookesbury'. And it's 'THINK', not 'fink' and 'THREE', not 'free'. The replacement of 'th' with 'f' is one of the worst things in the various spoken assaults on the wonderful English language. it's like people who deliberately pronounce cheese as chayze to sound more potteries. It doesnt work, just makes them sound as thick as shit.
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Post by trentvale68 on Feb 12, 2019 17:35:55 GMT
People obsessed by the clock. Like some former work collegues. It didn't matter if they worked during the working day, all that mattered to them was to be on time. it's like that bullshit when people in their 30s or older speak of drinking/not drinking on a school night. Grrr!!
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Post by trentvale68 on Feb 12, 2019 17:38:52 GMT
Blokes who stand and read papers or magazines in shops and don't buy them. Customers in supermarkets who squeeze nearly every loaf of bread before choosing one. reminds me of being told off by the staff once in Menzies, Newcastle for standing and reading Fiesta. Was only 17,didn't go back in for about 2 weeks!!!!
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