Fook me how long does that take, you're second in the queue just wanting a couple of pints of beer that take seconds to pull and some arseholes in front of you wanting a round of cocktails or a gin or 3.
Barman then fooks off to chop up cucumber, source juniper berries, find some cherries, climb a tree to pick a coconut, go out the back for a new bucket of ice (cos lets face it the cocktail is 90% ice anyway), then scours the shelves for pineapple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, fanny juice etc. Oh and then a tiny tiny bit of alcohol to add to the hideous fooking mix.
Gin & Cocktail drinkers should have there own separate queue so us beer drinkers can get served quickly to do what pubs were invented for, drink beer!!!!
The pub Having spent a considerable time in my life as a publican The one that pisses me off most And also now as a customer
The person who walks up to the bar to order a round and then turns round and orders a drink one at a time often walking back and forward to ask what they want
Signs in a car rear window. Grandkids on board, Princess on board.
Oh thanks for that if i hadn't seen the sign i'd of ran in your arse end.
The baby on board sign isn't for other drivers benefit it's for the emergency services, of course people should only put them up when they have a baby in the car
I get that but it still boils my piss. Undoubtedly the signs are never removed so the emergency services wasting time looking for daddy's princess or diva on board because they aren't in the car in the fucking first place !!.
Women at checkouts who've packed their shopping away (very slowly as they're also chatting to the checkout person at the same time) and then look totally surprised when they have to pay for the stuff. It's as if it's the first time it ever happened to them. They then go through the entire contents of their handbag trying to find their purse only to find it in their coat pocket.
Similar to a post about buses Getting on a packed train, briefcase / handbag on the seat by the window. Person is sat by the aisle. Laptop and tub of hummus on the table and a look of utter contempt that you would like to sit down
Post by Assassin of Silence on Jan 23, 2019 19:31:43 GMT
People on tv supposedly playing guitar or bass and their hands are in the wrong place doing the wrong thing. Ok, so they can’t play, I get that but at least do a little bit of research and get it just a little more convincing.
Talking of tv, all those pottery antique experts who pronounce Beswick as Bezzick, really annoys me that.
Fast food restaurant staff that serve at the slowest speed possible.