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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 3:59:06 GMT
If a taxi is late we just have to accept it and move on but if we're late to get into a taxi they can expect to charge us a late fee, where's our discount?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 6:24:45 GMT
Shop staff chatting with co workers when you're waiting to get served
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Post by harryburrows on Jan 23, 2019 6:44:08 GMT
Pharmacy staff. Who act as though the 12 people queuing up for prescriptions are an inconvenience
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Post by cooper67 on Jan 23, 2019 6:44:29 GMT
The wife breathing.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 7:19:45 GMT
BBC Breakfast
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Post by auntiegeorge on Jan 23, 2019 7:33:16 GMT
People who take 5 minutes to drive off after filling up with petrol.
Grrr.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 7:38:25 GMT
People who fanny about at cash machines
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Post by yeokel on Jan 23, 2019 8:29:17 GMT
People who have their fog lights on six months after the last foggy day.
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 23, 2019 8:32:01 GMT
Signs in a car rear window. Grandkids on board, Princess on board.
Oh thanks for that if i hadn't seen the sign i'd of ran in your arse end.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 9:04:02 GMT
Women at checkouts who've packed their shopping away (very slowly as they're also chatting to the checkout person at the same time) and then look totally surprised when they have to pay for the stuff. It's as if it's the first time it ever happened to them. They then go through the entire contents of their handbag trying to find their purse only to find it in their coat pocket.
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Post by salopstick on Jan 23, 2019 9:27:05 GMT
Women at checkouts who've packed their shopping away (very slowly as they're also chatting to the checkout person at the same time) and then look totally surprised when they have to pay for the stuff. It's as if it's the first time it ever happened to them. They then go through the entire contents of their handbag trying to find their purse only to find it in their coat pocket. If I’m doing a big shop and someone with two items behind me I let them go in front. Never happens to me. Usually a woman Woman never say thanks if you let them out of junctions etc Women never let men out of junctions etc So women’s manners piss me off #equality
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Post by xchpotter on Jan 23, 2019 9:43:35 GMT
Cyclists cycling side by side and chatting, oblivious to the hold up they are causing.
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Post by danceswithclams on Jan 23, 2019 9:45:46 GMT
People who fanny about at cash machines Women, as they're more commonly known.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jan 23, 2019 9:47:04 GMT
Fucking hangers. They can fuck off to the sea. Working away a lot I end up with reams of the fuckers, getting entangled with each other, snapping, getting stuck under my car seat. Laughing at me. The bastards.
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Post by elystokie on Jan 23, 2019 9:47:49 GMT
Women at checkouts who've packed their shopping away (very slowly as they're also chatting to the checkout person at the same time) and then look totally surprised when they have to pay for the stuff. It's as if it's the first time it ever happened to them. They then go through the entire contents of their handbag trying to find their purse only to find it in their coat pocket. I was going to put exactly this. Co-ops piss me off, can't ever remember going into one and not having to stand in a queue, it's incredible how they do it, I'm going to wait for them to open one day just to experience getting served without waiting for 5 minutes.
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Post by xchpotter on Jan 23, 2019 10:01:54 GMT
This is like my dream thread....it’s gonna be so cathartic. Can’t wait to see how it unfolds.😂😂😂😂
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 10:05:55 GMT
Cocktails & Gin served in a pub.
Fook me how long does that take, you're second in the queue just wanting a couple of pints of beer that take seconds to pull and some arseholes in front of you wanting a round of cocktails or a gin or 3.
Barman then fooks off to chop up cucumber, source juniper berries, find some cherries, climb a tree to pick a coconut, go out the back for a new bucket of ice (cos lets face it the cocktail is 90% ice anyway), then scours the shelves for pineapple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, fanny juice etc. Oh and then a tiny tiny bit of alcohol to add to the hideous fooking mix.
Gin & Cocktail drinkers should have there own separate queue so us beer drinkers can get served quickly to do what pubs were invented for, drink beer!!!!
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Post by felonious on Jan 23, 2019 10:10:54 GMT
Women at checkouts who've packed their shopping away (very slowly as they're also chatting to the checkout person at the same time) and then look totally surprised when they have to pay for the stuff. It's as if it's the first time it ever happened to them. They then go through the entire contents of their handbag trying to find their purse only to find it in their coat pocket. If I’m doing a big shop and someone with two items behind me I let them go in front. Never happens to me. Usually a woman Woman never say thanks if you let them out of junctions etc Women never let men out of junctions etc So women’s manners piss me off #equality I fully understand women not wanting to make eye contact with you
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on Jan 23, 2019 10:13:54 GMT
People getting certain sayings horribly wrong.
"Chomping at the bit" (it's champing)
"Heart wrenching" (awful conflation between heart rending and gut wrenching)
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Post by felonious on Jan 23, 2019 10:14:34 GMT
Cocktails & Gin served in a pub. Fook me how long does that take, you're second in the queue just wanting a couple of pints of beer that take seconds to pull and some arseholes in front of you wanting a round of cocktails or a gin or 3. Barman then fooks off to chop up cucumber, source juniper berries, find some cherries, climb a tree to pick a coconut, go out the back for a new bucket of ice (cos lets face it the cocktail is 90% ice anyway), then scours the shelves for pineapple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, fanny juice etc. Oh and then a tiny tiny bit of alcohol to add to the hideous fooking mix. Gin & Cocktail drinkers should have there own separate queue so us beer drinkers can get served quickly to do what pubs were invented for, drink beer!!!! It's the exact same thing with trying to get a basic cup of tea. The sod in front is always seems to say " I'll have 4 cups of the most labour intensive coffee that you have on your drinks list please"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 10:32:44 GMT
Not much does, to be honest but there is a special place in hell for cunts who jump in front of you at the bar.
As far as I'm concerned, the bar person is too busy to know who is next but you should be aware of who has been served and who was before you when you step up to the bar. At least ask if you don't know.
That being said, I love it when it happens to me. It happened to me on Saturday night in fact and the cunt who did it knew about it. Threw him a pro-longed, maybe two second stare, stood right next to him, just as he finished his order. As he turned to see who it was breathing down his neck, I turned away in perfect motion with utter disgust. Very satisfying.
The cunt won't do it again.
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Post by cheadlepotter on Jan 23, 2019 10:55:37 GMT
Women in the post office/bank queue talking to the cashier about their little dramas while blissfully unaware that there’s a queue behind them. Also part of what I call a ‘woman bubble’ where everything outside of it is a complete irrelevance.
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Post by trickydicky73 on Jan 23, 2019 11:07:42 GMT
People talking on their mobile phones, about some supposed business deal, or something equally earth shatteringly important.
Virtually shouting down the phone, so everyone in the street can hear of their influence in the world.
Cunts.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 11:18:54 GMT
People talking on their mobile phones, about some supposed business deal, or something equally earth shatteringly important. Virtually shouting down the phone, so everyone in the street can hear of their influence in the world. Cunts. Virgin 11 Coach Pendolino Service from Manchester Pickledwilly to London Huston - full of the cunts.
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Post by sharpy on Jan 23, 2019 11:22:17 GMT
Escalator hand rails that move at a different speed to the steps.
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Post by danceswithclams on Jan 23, 2019 11:42:18 GMT
Powered By Fairydust* sticker in the back of a car that has headlamp eyelashes.
*I've seen you love, Powered by Cakes is more apt
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jan 23, 2019 11:54:12 GMT
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Post by elystokie on Jan 23, 2019 11:57:55 GMT
Powered By Fairydust* sticker in the back of a car that has headlamp eyelashes. *I've seen you love, Powered by Cakes is more aptSaw a car sticker that said 'if you don't like my Gordon Setter I won't like you ' Just fuck off.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jan 23, 2019 12:06:08 GMT
"Ooooooh it won't hurt you."
Dog walkers, with boisterous mutt off lead....
"Get it to heel, or it's going in the cut!"
Selfish wankers.
I also get boked by litter.
Thinking about it I must come across like the 'Parky' while I'm having my daily perambulation.
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Post by lordb on Jan 23, 2019 12:21:45 GMT
Signs in a car rear window. Grandkids on board, Princess on board. Oh thanks for that if i hadn't seen the sign i'd of ran in your arse end. The baby on board sign isn't for other drivers benefit it's for the emergency services, of course people should only put them up when they have a baby in the car
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