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Post by supersimonstainrod on Jan 21, 2019 17:10:22 GMT
I wish I hadn't thought about it, but I have... this fella me lad narks me summat chronic. And that Lulu-Bowen obviously. plenty, plenty more. "I'm travelling to Port Arthur in Tasmania." I bet you fucking are. Ching ching, expenses paid. I'm livid nah. It's a History of Scotland..... is it too wet to film it there? yer hair etc. Grrrrrr. Has he even supplanted Jools in your hierarchy of hatred? 😉
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jan 21, 2019 17:39:55 GMT
"I'm travelling to Port Arthur in Tasmania." I bet you fucking are. Ching ching, expenses paid. I'm livid nah. It's a History of Scotland..... is it too wet to film it there? yer hair etc. Grrrrrr. Has he even supplanted Jools in your hierarchy of hatred? 😉 There's only one way to settle that..... Cox is currently top dog, by a mile. I've got a growing disdain for Attenborough since I watched a doc of his featuring bushmen in Nike's. I'd like to see a drugs test on them gorillas he frolics with.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jan 21, 2019 20:40:23 GMT
The 3 "funny" men on 'The last leg'... My God I do hate them. Weirdly, the Aussie is 3rd on the list as well.
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Post by zigazaga on Jan 21, 2019 21:34:39 GMT
Matt Baker. Just watch the one show and you will know what I mean. Grade A turd. Thinks hes the new John Craven.
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Post by dadger on Jan 21, 2019 21:46:07 GMT
Simon cowell and everybody on reality tv absolute pile of shit can’t beat late 70s and 80s tv and only 3 channels.
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Post by bobby1eye on Jan 21, 2019 21:48:49 GMT
That ugly Munter with an even uglier voice. Sandy fooking toxic as I like to call the short arsed untalented straw haired bint.
I could give her a right slap in the gob.
I've wound myself up now.😫😫
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 21:53:26 GMT
Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman - they're both pointless !
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Jan 21, 2019 22:59:59 GMT
Attenborough gets a pass from me every time.
Cox on the other hand,well,he'll never possess the charisma of Patrick Moore,and the xylophone trumps the keyboard all day long in my book....
Edit: properly fooked up the quote function there Cheees,but it's getting late,and I've been on the apples all day....😉😂
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Post by Sam on Jan 21, 2019 23:40:51 GMT
Tess Daley !
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jan 22, 2019 7:33:41 GMT
That's the definition of irrational hatred I think is it because she's too nice? I get a weird feeling about people who are always overly nice.
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Jan 22, 2019 8:07:10 GMT
That's the definition of irrational hatred I think is it because she's too nice? I get a weird feeling about people who are always overly nice. She's damned in my eyes simply because of the Vernon Kay association,before you even begin to consider other things.
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Post by raythesailor on Jan 22, 2019 10:34:23 GMT
It’s a bit weird but for many years I can guarantee that every time Attenborough comes on the telly, I fall asleep.
It must be his voice, somehow it is hypnotic , and I crash out.
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Post by marwood on Jan 22, 2019 12:56:07 GMT
another vote for James Corden Nobody puts it better than Stewart Lee I've never watched any of James Corden and always assumed from the press that he's done very well with little talent except that the only thing I've seen him in is The History Boys and his performance is as good as any of the other actors in it....... so, a few weeks back with nowt on the telly I thought I'd start watching a James Corden special to see what all of the fuss is about and was quite surprised at what is a very impressive cv. It appears that he's performed to a high level on stage and in film and has been requested by some decent producers in both. Alan Bennett extended scenes in The History boys to give him more lines. Film clips as well opposite Meryl Streep and Bob Hoskins. Just saying like.
He may be pretty media savvy but there appears to be a self deprecating streak there as well.
The car pool stuff with George Michael ain't bad either. I gather that on top of his acting abilities there's a decent voice in there as well.
I don't know anything about Stewart Lee other than the name. Is he a bit of a name dropper?
He's well worth a watch, very intelligent, articulate. He is a comedians comedian, much in the same way that Peter Cooke was, widely regarded as one of the most talented practitioners of stand up comedy stagecraft. Theres a lot of him on youtube, but some (most) of it only has real impact if watched as a whole. Aquired taste.
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Post by felonious on Jan 22, 2019 13:04:20 GMT
I've never watched any of James Corden and always assumed from the press that he's done very well with little talent except that the only thing I've seen him in is The History Boys and his performance is as good as any of the other actors in it....... so, a few weeks back with nowt on the telly I thought I'd start watching a James Corden special to see what all of the fuss is about and was quite surprised at what is a very impressive cv. It appears that he's performed to a high level on stage and in film and has been requested by some decent producers in both. Alan Bennett extended scenes in The History boys to give him more lines. Film clips as well opposite Meryl Streep and Bob Hoskins. Just saying like.
He may be pretty media savvy but there appears to be a self deprecating streak there as well.
The car pool stuff with George Michael ain't bad either. I gather that on top of his acting abilities there's a decent voice in there as well.
I don't know anything about Stewart Lee other than the name. Is he a bit of a name dropper?
He's well worth a watch, very intelligent, articulate. He is a comedians comedian, much in the same way that Peter Cooke was, widely regarded as one of the most talented practitioners of stand up comedy stagecraft. Theres a lot of him on youtube, but some (most) of it only has real impact if watched as a whole. Aquired taste. Just teasing Marwood but that clip does makes him look like a bit of a self important twat
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Post by Mendicant on Jan 23, 2019 5:35:52 GMT
I wish I hadn't thought about it, but I have... this fella me lad narks me summat chronic. And that Lulu-Bowen obviously. plenty, plenty more. "I'm travelling to Port Arthur in Tasmania." I bet you fucking are. Ching ching, expenses paid. I'm livid nah. It's a History of Scotland..... is it too wet to film it there? yer hair etc. Grrrrrr. I like him, I do. However, he's got what I call "spliff hair". It's a hairstyle that suggests there's spliff paraphernalia in his living room. My guess is he's vegetarian and doesn't get as much fanny as a man of his talents deserves. That's an extra reason to get his hair cut.
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Post by felonious on Jan 23, 2019 7:05:37 GMT
It’s a bit weird but for many years I can guarantee that every time Attenborough comes on the telly, I fall asleep. It must be his voice, somehow it is hypnotic , and I crash out. Soporific
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Post by felonious on Jan 23, 2019 7:10:55 GMT
"I'm travelling to Port Arthur in Tasmania." I bet you fucking are. Ching ching, expenses paid. I'm livid nah. It's a History of Scotland..... is it too wet to film it there? yer hair etc. Grrrrrr. I like him, I do. However, he's got what I call "spliff hair". It's a hairstyle that suggests there's spliff paraphernalia in his living room. My guess is he's vegetarian and doesn't get as much fanny as a man of his talents deserves. That's an extra reason to get his hair cut.
There's something disconcerting about a man who tosses his hair about like Neil. In fact he's a first class tosser.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jan 23, 2019 7:25:48 GMT
Frankie Boyle. Always makes me reach for the remote whenever he turns up trying to be funny.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 8:35:40 GMT
Frankie Boyle. Always makes me reach for the remote whenever he turns up trying to be funny. I do the same - likewise with Romesh Ranganathan (sp ?)
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Post by wagsastokie on Jan 23, 2019 8:36:47 GMT
Can I just add those pair of smarmy sanctimonious puerile and unfunny Geordie tossers to the list
Ant and bloody dec (dick)
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 23, 2019 8:49:45 GMT
Can I just add those pair of smarmy sanctimonious puerile and unfunny Geordie tossers to the list Ant and bloody dec (dick) Not my cup of tea those back slapping TV Awards but i see the great British public voted those pair of twonks as presenters of the year again. Firstly ...how ? Secondly..ITV should of sacked him immediately following the drink drive incident. The fawning and pity from the public about the incident was vomit inducing, some of the tweets i read never gave thought to the offence, just purely ' get well Ant we miss you' , ' we need you back it's not the same ' . Made me Spew
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jan 23, 2019 19:48:03 GMT
The hate that dare not speak it's name. Suppressed memory, but this cunt takes the biscuit. Comedy/maths/comedy/science... thankfully Dara doesn't confuse issues, and just does neither. I'd write a letter of complaint about it c/o the BBC but I've got no chance of spelling his name right, so it'd no doubt end up RTS. The jester masquerading in plain sight. I re-iterate.... absolute.. Cunt.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Jan 23, 2019 23:06:53 GMT
Mel B - cannot stand this woman and her voice and her shit attitude. When she's on t.v. I want smash it. I would gladly take a hammer to the odious cow.
Alan Davis - don't need to say anything else. Just hate him.
Nicole Shirtswinger, or whatever her name is - she wants fucking drowning in yogurt. Those adverts with her in annoy the fuck out of me. Just stop being a clumsy cow whilst holding a fruit corner. Can you swap the yogurt for a chain saw.
Michael McIntyre - about as funny as watching Shirtswinger with a yogurt.
John Bishop - about as funny as death.
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Post by PotterLog on Jan 23, 2019 23:44:23 GMT
The hate that dare not speak it's name. Suppressed memory, but this cunt takes the biscuit. Comedy/maths/comedy/science... thankfully Dara doesn't confuse issues, and just does neither. I'd write a letter of complaint about it c/o the BBC but I've got no chance of spelling his name right, so it'd no doubt end up RTS. The jester masquerading in plain sight. I re-iterate.... absolute.. Cunt. One of my earliest twitter interactions was with Dara O’Briain after the Ramsey incident. He was berating Ryan while at the same time admitting that he hadn’t actually seen the incident. Just in case you needed another reason
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jan 24, 2019 0:12:20 GMT
The hate that dare not speak it's name. Suppressed memory, but this cunt takes the biscuit. Comedy/maths/comedy/science... thankfully Dara doesn't confuse issues, and just does neither. I'd write a letter of complaint about it c/o the BBC but I've got no chance of spelling his name right, so it'd no doubt end up RTS. The jester masquerading in plain sight. I re-iterate.... absolute.. Cunt. One of my earliest twitter interactions was with Dara O’Briain after the Ramsey incident. He was berating Ryan while at the same time admitting that he hadn’t actually seen the incident. Just in case you needed another reason Reassuring to have independant confirmation that my cunt radar is still fully functioning. Cheeers for that extra ammo, I'll certainly utilize it if I'm ever challenged over Dara's credentials.
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Post by musik on Jan 24, 2019 0:31:20 GMT
Just wondering if I'm the lone weirdo who for no apparent reason wants to unleash their venom and hatred towards a celebrity. Yes, you surely must be.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jan 24, 2019 0:32:45 GMT
"I'm travelling to Port Arthur in Tasmania." I bet you fucking are. Ching ching, expenses paid. I'm livid nah. It's a History of Scotland..... is it too wet to film it there? yer hair etc. Grrrrrr. I like him, I do. However, he's got what I call "spliff hair". It's a hairstyle that suggests there's spliff paraphernalia in his living room. My guess is he's vegetarian and doesn't get as much fanny as a man of his talents deserves. That's an extra reason to get his hair cut. Romantic picture painted there Mendicant.. I'll buy into that, I think I could operate from the inside on this one. An historical chinwag and a spliff with Neil, at his pad. Oats on the menu, "That's all they ate back in the day you know me laddie, millions of it." Go on, tell us what yer know about Scotland Neil.... What are his 'talents'? {other than saying big numbers a lot: "Thousands of years ago, more than 30 metres tall"....} and, how much taller than 30 metres Neil? You havn't got a clue what you're on about have you? Swishes hair, turns to face North, profile.. a bit of wind. {apologies, I started to believe that conversational conceit for a moment}. Do you think he's got much interest in the fairer sex? He's far too busy digging, mired in Celtic tales, up to his breeches in bogs, raw history, coastlines, going abroad and that, surely. Not exactly a{n} house wife's choice I wouldn't have thought. Dunno. Loathsome bloke. And I reckon he's got a made up surname.
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Post by sheds1862 on Jan 24, 2019 7:00:18 GMT
Just wondering if I'm the lone weirdo who for no apparent reason wants to unleash their venom and hatred towards a celebrity. Yes, you surely must be. A 4 page thread suggests otherwise !!
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Post by teagles05 on Jan 24, 2019 8:32:36 GMT
Nicole Shirtswinger, or whatever her name is - she wants fucking drowning in yogurt. Those adverts with her in annoy the fuck out of me. Just stop being a clumsy cow whilst holding a fruit corner. Can you swap the yogurt for a chain saw. Genuinely one of the funniest things I've read in a long time
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