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Post by philb on Jan 2, 2019 20:56:19 GMT
Hey Tone, do you think I can get away with knocking one off under this table? ???
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Post by Mendicant on Jan 2, 2019 20:58:47 GMT
"Colwyn Bay Tony, Colwyn Bay honest. I'm not ashamed, but fuck it the old man doesn't need to know anyway. I told him I was a moisturised Denis Smith"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2019 21:13:14 GMT
We got them believing we’d be going straight back up with Rowett and his signings.
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Jan 2, 2019 21:14:46 GMT
The guy on the right: "When I joined, TP said 'You'll cart right off. Mark my words.'"
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Post by The man from Utch on Jan 2, 2019 22:28:52 GMT
Fat Sam wants extra topping on the pizza ?.
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Post by tinofspam on Jan 2, 2019 23:15:30 GMT
Cartwright: “Oi Tone, just signed Tom Pope on a 10 year contract with a clause that guarantees him 90 mins every game, pizzas are on me tonight” Scholes: “HAHAJAHAHJAAHHAHAHAHAHAJJJJHAHAAHAHA PERFWCT”
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 2, 2019 23:18:54 GMT
Well that’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into.
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Post by TheProletarian on Jan 2, 2019 23:26:39 GMT
‘Promotion Challengers Stoke City’
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Post by stokieinaus on Jan 3, 2019 11:19:15 GMT
Rowett has put Bojan in his starting 11.
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Post by potterpaul on Jan 3, 2019 11:47:28 GMT
"He's finished isn't he?" "Not till after FA Cup game and Presso......MWAAAAAAA"
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Post by Northy on Jan 3, 2019 12:02:57 GMT
look at all them bus wankers trying to get home after the match
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Post by Picasso on Jan 3, 2019 12:04:50 GMT
Mark: They were saying ‘Jog on Martina’, not ‘Jug of Martini’, Tony!
Tony: I know.
Both of them: Hahahaha...
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Post by nodders on Jan 3, 2019 19:52:41 GMT
I put my dick in my hand and Tone laughed some more
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Post by enuff on Jan 3, 2019 22:04:12 GMT
If someone way more tech savvy than me could paste Stan and Ollie's faces onto them pair of planks, I don't think any caption would be required! I had the same thought . I had 5 minutes so created an account:
Be gentle please - first post. Long time lurker, long time (suffering) fan. For the record: I had a Boothen end season ticket for the holocaust season, purchased with my paper round wages Later I even got to work on the construction of the Brit
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Post by firfuxache on Jan 4, 2019 1:13:45 GMT
‘Ere Tone, Gary says he hasn’t got enough members of his back room staff in to make his plan work
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Post by daveinoz on Jan 4, 2019 4:10:44 GMT
Psst, Tone...word is Gazza got Mavis in the canteen to pick the side this week!
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Post by owdestokie2 on Jan 4, 2019 8:49:40 GMT
I still can’t see what all the fuss is about
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Post by raythesailor on Jan 4, 2019 9:54:53 GMT
Have a go in the “Caption Competition” Hey Hoss. Peter told me to sound out Moyes. I said don’t talk stupid and stop dribbling . While we keep Gary in the job we have no preasure. Shall we go down the Pub?
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Post by xchpotter on Jan 4, 2019 10:03:56 GMT
Good job the old man has lost his marbles, we can carry on ripping the club off for a good while yet.
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Post by RAF on Jan 4, 2019 10:07:55 GMT
'Hey Scholesy do you realise we earn more a week than most Stoke fans do in 2 years! Imagine if we gave a fuck?'
H
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Post by pyrus on Jan 4, 2019 10:10:03 GMT
So, I was thinking, Tony ....they pay us how much? Yeah fuckloads. And we blow zillions going round the world on the club’s budget and all we have to do is buy a bunch limp dick has-beens once or twice a year. And the best thing is.... if it all goes tits-up, guess what happens.... that’s right, nothing happens. They keep paying us, we keep fucking up, the team keeps dropping down the leagues while we keep on feasting on pizza across every populated continent on the planet. You may well laugh, Tony my friend. It’s a fucking pisser.
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Post by Fred Merger on Jan 4, 2019 10:17:07 GMT
Hey tone, ive just took a shit in Rowetts sandwich box!
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Jan 4, 2019 21:12:12 GMT
If someone way more tech savvy than me could paste Stan and Ollie's faces onto them pair of planks, I don't think any caption would be required! I had the same thought . I had 5 minutes so created an account: Be gentle please - first post. Long time lurker, long time (suffering) fan. For the record: I had a Boothen end season ticket for the holocaust season, purchased with my paper round wages Later I even got to work on the construction of the Brit Bravo that man!!! :-)
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Post by maninasuitcase on Jan 4, 2019 22:05:08 GMT
Stadtler and Waldorf? Never heard of em.
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Post by podolipotter on Jan 5, 2019 11:12:29 GMT
The slimy, salami-pizza tossers
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Post by theincontinents on Jan 5, 2019 15:06:03 GMT
Go on then Tone I’ll take that third ecstasy tablet
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Post by dirtygary69 on Jan 5, 2019 15:46:23 GMT
And that’s 2-0 to Bristol. I think it's important to know who is who when you take the piss. Eh?
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Post by boskampsflaps on Jan 5, 2019 15:46:37 GMT
"These idiots on the oatcake think they have a clue what goes on"
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Post by kjpt140v on Jan 5, 2019 15:47:13 GMT
I think it's important to know who is who when you take the piss. Eh? Total mistake, apologies.
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Post by dirtygary69 on Jan 5, 2019 15:48:06 GMT
Total mistake, apologies. I will fight you.
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