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Post by fourfourtwo on Dec 4, 2018 12:45:17 GMT
Need cheering up after not getting tickets.
#laceramica
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2018 12:49:05 GMT
A Vale fan had a shower.
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Post by cheekymatt71 on Dec 4, 2018 12:56:59 GMT
I hear there will be a record attendance of 4,002 at tonights game.
Onevalefan has managed to convince his Missus to join him
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Post by mouseykanga2 on Dec 4, 2018 13:00:16 GMT
"more in the co op" I've seen more in the co op..!
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Post by SCFC92 on Dec 4, 2018 13:01:04 GMT
Port Vale
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Dec 4, 2018 13:17:31 GMT
What's the difference between a catfish and a Vale fan? One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a fish.
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Post by wrighter on Dec 4, 2018 13:46:27 GMT
Whats the difference between a bucket of manure and Port Vale ?
The bucket
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Post by PotterLog on Dec 4, 2018 13:53:16 GMT
Aaah time for my one Vale joke to make its annual appearance
Stoke City and Port Vale were due to meet in a pre-season friendly the same day as Big Mama Sidibe's birthday party. All the lads want to go to the party, so they say to Abdoulaye Faye, "Hey Abdy, you can take care of the Vale on your own, can't you? You play them, we'll go to the party and you can come and join us later - we'll buy all your drinks."
Abdy agrees, and the lads go off to the party. They're following the updates on Sky Sports and soon after it kicks off, they see GOAL: Stoke City 1 Port Vale 0: Faye, 8 minutes. They get the drinks and start celebrating. They keep an eye on the game and the score stays the same until just before the end, when they see GOAL: Stoke City 1 Port Vale 1: Richards, 89 minutes.
The lads are all gutted, and a bit later a disconsolate-looking Faye arrives at the party. "What happened Abdy? How've you only managed a draw with the Vale??" To which Abdy replies "I'm sorry lads, I've let you down. I got sent off after ten minutes."
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Dec 4, 2018 14:36:31 GMT
Something about Mickey Mouse and a watch?
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Post by dexter97 on Dec 4, 2018 16:39:15 GMT
What did the Vale fan get on his IQ test?
Dribble.
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Post by mjg13x on Dec 4, 2018 17:00:19 GMT
Teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".
Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".
Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".
Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Port Vale but I'm too embarrassed to say".
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Post by NassauDave on Dec 4, 2018 17:17:32 GMT
The fact that they robbed Stoke on Trent City Council for years by holding an illegal market on council property.
The bastards.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2018 17:58:10 GMT
What did the Vale fan get on his IQ test? Dribble. Love it! |
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Dec 4, 2018 18:02:53 GMT
How do you make a Vale fans brain the size of a pea?
Inflate it.
What do you get if you cross a Vale fan and a gorilla?
A retarded gorilla
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Post by puddledpotter on Dec 4, 2018 18:07:37 GMT
Apparently they turned down a lucrative sponsorship deal from a petfood company because they felt it not compatible with their history and identity to have Winalot on the front of their shirts.
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Post by future100 on Dec 5, 2018 7:10:19 GMT
Five Vale fans were caught climbing over the grounds perimeter wall by security, they were taken to the security office and told they would have to stay to the end of the game like everyone else.
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Post by nott1 on Dec 5, 2018 12:13:53 GMT
It's Stoke fans who are(some of them)the sick joke!
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Post by nott1 on Dec 5, 2018 12:15:30 GMT
How do you make a Vale fans brain the size of a pea? Inflate it. What do you get if you cross a Vale fan and a gorilla? A retarded gorilla Replace Vale fan with Stoke fan for the reality! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2018 12:33:27 GMT
Just look at the league tables, look at last night's result, remember Promotion to the Premier League, the Cup final and Europe, smile and walk on by.
We've been to places they can only dream about.
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Post by flea79 on Dec 5, 2018 15:44:31 GMT
The Dairy of Elizabeth FritzlSunday - stayed in, got raped. Monday - stayed in, got raped. Tuesday - stayed in, beaten and raped. Wednesday - stayed in, tortured. Thursday - stayed in, got raped. Friday - beaten several times. Saturday - went to watch Vale, wished I'd fucking stayed in. I guess miss fritzl did spend a lot of time milking down there!! |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 5, 2018 18:51:23 GMT
Fans trash Vale park and make £50k worth of improvements.
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Post by stillgame4it on Dec 6, 2018 12:16:35 GMT
The whole of Burslem were in such a shocked celebratory state after their win that they didn't turn up for work. Well all 5 of them that have a job that is.
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Post by boothenender on Dec 7, 2018 12:55:27 GMT
How can you tell that ET is a Vile fan...?
Coz he looks like one.
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Post by 4evastoke on Dec 7, 2018 18:42:02 GMT
Police are investigating the damage to the toilets at Fail Park, but they have nothing to go on. 😂
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Post by thestatusquo on Dec 7, 2018 19:29:29 GMT
I was watching a game at vale park and the vale were losing 2 nil. A guy wandered up and asked me if I was stopping to the end. I said I was as I was picking the mrs up after work. He handed me the keys and asked me to lock up as I left x
There’s no truth in the rumour that vale used to wear their shirts back to front in the second half to make the crowd believe they were attacking
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